Chapter 4: Doom Follows
Just like every time you eat melon seeds, you can always eat a handful of bitter seeds, in every team, there is always a ruthless, unrecognizable, and extremely mean female devil.
Originally, it wasn't scary.
The scary thing is that she is not only your immediate boss, but also has high expectations of you and forcibly develops you according to her style of doing things against your wishes.
As soon as I arrived at the company, I was invited into a private room by the female devil.
Under the prostitution of this female devil, taking a vacation is tantamount to committing a crime, and coming back is to throw yourself into the net, and the next step is to be imprisoned and undergo labor reform.
After taking a one-year anniversary vacation, she can avoid the death penalty, but the living crime is absolutely inevitable, take the initiative to take the job, just use her busyness to squeeze out the Chen'an in her head.
"Boss, what's the big work lately?"
The female devil seemed to be smiling, scooped up a large spoonful of cat coffee given by BG Manager Yu, squinted at her, and then flicked her hand and pulled some coffee beans back into the jar.
Press the start button, and the coffee machine spins vigorously, and the blades run hard against the hard surface of the beans, making a sizzling sound similar to scraping a chalkboard with your fingernails, stirring your mind uneasy.
After the coffee was made, the female devil sat down with two cups of hot coffee, and said to her slowly: "Little Dezi, you have a good holiday, right? ”
That's right, that's her.
As soon as she entered the company, she was selected as a personal "eunuch" by the female devil who has always treated women as clean men, and was given the name Xiaodezi.
Xiao Dezi squeezed out three words from between his teeth very slavishly: "It's okay." ”
"Why are you stunned? Quick, come and taste it, this coffee is rare, and ordinary people can't drink it." ”
No one dares to drink it!
There are no more than two kinds of people who can drink the cup of coffee of the female devil: one is the male employee who was summoned by her, and the other is the female employee who should get out.
I didn't even try the temperature of the coffee in a hurry, I poured it in one gulp, and it was so hot that I blew my tongue, let alone taste what it tasted like.
But the leader's reward is: "It's super delicious." "Maybe don't use a blunt knife to chop meat?" ”
"I've assigned you an apprentice, take it well, and the future is immeasurable. ”
There is a kind of motherhood in the voice of the female devil today, and she can even hear an unspeakable appeal. Overjoyed, he nodded again and again, "No problem." ”
"You treat people well, use more snacks, and don't make mistakes......," the female devil instructed one after another, "Again, be sure to leave people in our department." ”
What is it that is sacred that attracts the female demon so concerned?
Belch...... Let's get the order first and think again. "I made a note of it. ”
She had to retreat to her seat, and as soon as she was seated, the few remaining female compatriots in the department surrounded her.
"What's the matter with you, boss? We can hear the coffee machine ringing. ”
"Sending you away thousands ......of miles away, you are silent black and white," Da Liu sang.
The fat girl, who learned 3,000 commonly used Chinese characters from food packaging, bumped her with a body that rose several times faster than her salary, "I'll go to locate the son, you have a treat tonight, and everyone will practice it for you!"
……
Colleagues were gushing about a dinner for her, and the scene was quite intense.
had to overcome all the obstacles, and finally found a gap in it. "No, the boss didn't dismiss me, he just arranged an apprentice for me. ”
"Apprentice?" everyone said in unison, surprised.
"Hmm. ”
I had to feel bored for everyone, and then left indifferently, but I didn't expect to usher in a new round of falling stones.
"Haha, it's worse than leaving your job, you might have to be hospitalized. ”
"What are you worried about, it's a work injury, and you don't have to spend your own money. ”
"The chrysanthemums are all wounded, and your smile has turned yellow...... "Da Liu is singing and dancing again."
Only the fat girl didn't gloat, but asked urgently: "Then tonight's dinner is in the soup?"
The female devil came out when she heard the sound and coughed lightly.
Everyone was instantly muted and the rats rushed back to their workstations.
The witch swept her gaze at everyone and returned to her office.
Seeing that the female devil would not come out again for a while, Lin Deqing pulled her ponytail and dragged her to a no-man's land.
"Hurry up and tell the female devil that there is no shortage of people in your group, and push this thing away. Lin Deqing persuaded her.
I was coaxed by everyone for a long time, and I was really a little confused. "I can't figure it out, you know how much you can spit on me. ”
"That person's name is Lu Xinghao, he has been in the company for half a year, and he has changed three masters. The two male masters were a bit miserable and spent three months in the orthopedic hospital. The other female master is better, I heard that she only went to the psychiatrist a few times. ”
"Why haven't I heard of it?"
Lin Deqing said bluntly: "You don't recognize all the men in our department, let alone the men in other departments." Lu Xinghao is a monkey who doesn't have a tight spell, you'd better push this matter. ”
Will it be more terrifying than a female devil?
Probably not.
"It's okay, I'm the most sure to respond to all changes with the same, and I will specifically restrain his seventy-two changes. Dede is accustomed to interpreting her obedience as "responding to change with the same."
"Then you put him next to me. ”
Lin Deqing's expression was solemn, but his tone was delicate, and he was a little confused, "Huh?"
"Ah, that's it. From tomorrow onwards, accompany me to continue the blind date. Lin Deqing didn't forget to threaten her, "Hanhan!"