"Isn't it?, isn't it a chef?" Qin Luo asked.

Han Chen was a little flustered, "Okay, okay, you guessed right." ”

Qin Luo was dissatisfied, "Don't count, don't you?"

"Ahh......hh Yes, the profession guessed right. Han Chen was a little incoherent, "Then what did you say about me just now...... What do you say is serious and late, what's going on?"

Qin Luo waved his hand, "Can you believe it?"

Han Chen was fooled enough, but he still nodded, "You have to say it before I know if I believe it or not." ”

Qin Luo saw that he was hooked, with his hands behind his back, with a momentum of Zhizhu in his hand: "In the recent period, I don't feel that a certain part of your body is different from the past." You want to!

Han Chen subconsciously touched his face: "I didn't feel it...... I felt my face getting bigger and bigger. ”

"Hahahaha!"

"You're not big-faced, you're thick-skinned. ”

"Just so successfully fooled?What about IQ? I didn't take it home when I went out?"

"Han Chen's performance is very good. ”

In the special seat under the stage, Shen Yuetai looked at the performance of his apprentice on the stage, proud and gratified.

One of his original moves arranged Han Chen into Qin Luo's sketch team, and formed the latest and most trendy gold team in the sketch world with Qin Luo and Lu Yao.

Han Chen's popularity skyrocketed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he was promoted to a third-tier star a month ago.

Originally, according to Shen Yuetai's expectations and plans for Han Chen, it would take at least three years to be promoted to the third line. But now, after following Qin Luo, in just half a year, he has been successfully promoted to the third line, which was something that was unimaginable before.

"What I made at the beginning seems to be completely right. Shen Yuetai was relieved and continued to watch the performance on stage.

"By the way, this is not the main symptom!Do you know why your face is big?" Qin Luo continued to flicker, "It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that is suffocating the upper side. ”

Han Chen was stunned and asked, "Where is that?"

Qin Luo pointed at it: "Below the waist, feet up!"

Han Chen looked down: "Legs?"

Qin Luo nodded and said, "That's right!"

Han Chen shook his head and said, "No, there's nothing wrong with my legs!"

Qin Luo rolled his eyes, pointed at him with an exaggerated expression and said loudly: "Take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps if you are not sick!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Hey, Qin Luo owes it so much!"

"Lack of virtue, he!"

"If you don't get sick, you can get out of the disease if you don't get sick. ”

"You can't go, you're really sick when you go. ”

"Why do you want to leave if you're not sick? ”

Qin Luo's expression was too funny. ”

The audience all laughed, and there was no longer the feeling of dozing off and being bored before.

This is the miraculous effect of Qin Luo's sketches - it specializes in treating drowsiness and boredom, making you laugh until you can't stop laughing.

Han Chen was frightened by his tone, and subconsciously began to take two steps, his movements were very stiff: "Take two steps, take two steps, take two steps......"

Qin Luo glanced at it twice, and immediately shouted loudly to stop: "Stop! There is nothing wrong with your shoes, right?"

Han Chen raised his foot and waved his shoes: "This is a tourist shoe, dead heel!"

Qin Luo said firmly: "That's right, it's your leg that is sick, and one leg is short!"

Han Chen didn't believe his fool this time, "It's okay! If I want one leg to be long and one leg to be short, the pants seller will tell me!"

"The pants seller told you that you still buy pants? Qin Luo boasted to himself.

"Hahahaha, it's good for you to fool others like this. Phew. ”

"That's it, it's just that you're in bad water. ”

"Speak with your conscience. ”

"I don't even believe a single punctuation mark you said. ”

"I believe you're a ghost, you're a bad old man. ”

The onlookers are clear, and the audience can see it clearly, Qin Luo is fooling Han Chen.

"Well, I'll tune it up for you. Believe it or not?" Qin Luo put on a very professional posture and motioned for him to follow his words, "Your legs are raised as high as I am, how high and high you can be, and you can fall down hard, okay? Believe it or not? Your leg is sick, and your right leg is short! Come, get up!"

Lu Yao watched curiously from the side.

Han Chen nervously followed Qin Luo's gesture and raised his right leg!

Qin Luo's hand fell hard!

Han Chen also landed heavily!

Lift your feet!

Settled!

Lift your feet!

Settled!

Finally, Qin Luo pointed at him: "Stop!

Han Chen was stunned: "It's numb!"

Lu Yao hurriedly pulled Qin Luo over and asked curiously, "Eh, why is he numb?"

Qin Luo rolled his eyes at her: "Nonsense, you will be numb if you stomp on you!"

The audience burst into laughter!

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh, I can't do it!"

"This!"

"Han Chen has been cheated again!"

"You stomp on you, too, this word is too classic!"

"This is a living fool of a good man with sound limbs into a sick man, and his feet are numb. ”

"I felt sorry for Han Chen for three seconds. But why can't I help but want to laugh? ”

Qin Luo carried out the flickering to the end, "Are your legs numb?"

Han Chen trembled when he spoke, "Ma...... It's numb. ”

Seeing this, Qin Luo continued the next step of his foolish plan, "Walk, walk! Don't control it, your leg is 100% sick." Don't control, relax, go, go, go, go, don't think, will you come with me?"

Just talking about not practicing fake tricks, in order to enhance the effect of flickering, Qin Luo personally led the rhythm in front.

Qin Luo walked in front, and Han Chen followed.

However, Qin Luo intentionally or unintentionally led the rhythm, deliberately walking with one foot deep and one foot shallow, looking like there was something wrong with his right leg.

The rhythm is the most swaying, Han Chen followed behind, and was immediately brought into his rhythm, and he walked with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

Qin Luo brought the rhythm well, he stopped and continued to instruct Han Chen, "Walk up, walk up little by little, you go." ”

Han Chen staggered and walked alone, but the more he walked, the more crooked he became, one foot deep and one foot shallow, "Eh, eh, eh, oh, oh my mother!"

Lu Yao looked at this scene and said in surprise: "The good leg is lame!"

Han Chen walked up to her, "What did you say?"

Qin Luo dragged Lu Yao and remedied: "Do you look at it, my daughter-in-law can see it, she said that you are lame if you flicker." ”

Han Chen was about to cry, "Old girl, why didn't you find out so early?"

Lu Yao pointed at Qin Luo with his hand, "That's because you haven't met him a long time ago, and you would have been lame if you met him a long time ago!"

Qing'an City home.

My cousin is already laughing!

My cousin is also squatting on the ground and holding his stomach and laughing!

Mom and Dad's faces were also uncontrollable smiles.

The whole family is laughing and leaning back!

"It's hilarious!"

"Xiao Luo is so bad!"

"What do you think?"

"Hahaha!"

……

On the Internet, the army of complaining who were originally ready to complain about Qin Luo were all silent at this time.

Because they found that they didn't find anything to complain about in Qin Luo's sketch, everything was just right and seamless.

Even, many complainers looked at it and couldn't stop laughing.

"Hahahaha, if you met him earlier, he would have been lame, this sentence is too funny. ”

"It's a breakthrough, if you meet him sooner, you will be lame a long time ago, and it must be another Internet buzzword. ”

"In the past, the Spring Festival Gala was a language program that made a hodgepodge of Internet buzzwords throughout the year and told us old-fashioned jokes. As for Qin Luo, he created his own jokes and became a new Internet buzzword. That's the difference!"

……

The live stream continues.

Han Chen tiptoed on his right foot and asked in a panic, "Big brother, what's going on?"

"Don't worry. Qin Luo soothed, and then swore and said, "You, when you were young, you broke your legs." ”

"No, I don't. Han Chen patted his left leg as he spoke, "This one has passed." ”

Qin Luo was stunned for a moment, and said improvisedly, "Transferred!"

"Puff~"

"Hahaha, it's transferred, it's a shame for what you said. ”

"When a fool has to have a bit of professional ethics, is it good to fool people like this, will anyone really believe it?"

"God's TM has shifted, I believe you have ghosts. ”

The audience couldn't be happier.

"It's shifted to this leg. Qin Luo continued to flicker: "Your profession is very unfavorable to you, it turns out that you are not a spoon, you are a cutter, and you always work this leg, so you will press this leg heavier and heavier, heavier and heavier." The light ones are tiptoeing, the heavy ones are necrotic of the femoral head, and in the late stage, they are vegetative!"

In the end, Qin Luo also cooperated very well to give a vegetative expression of rolling his eyes.

Qin Luo's vegetative emoji .jpg.

"Hahahahaha. Lu Yao suddenly let out a barbell-like laugh.

Qin Luo turned his head and glared at her, "What are you doing?"

Lu Yao pointed at Qin Luo and said, "It's the first time I've seen you with such a ...... in your eyes," he said, and imitated Qin Luo's expression when he was a vegetative person just now.

Lu Yao's vegetative emoji .jpg.

Han Chen was completely convinced at this time, there was something wrong with his right leg, "Big brother, what kind of medicine do I have to use?"

Qin Luo shook his head and said, "It's not good to use medicine!"

Lu Yao secretly tugged at the corner of his clothes and said, "For the New Year, don't let people take medicine, let's talk about crutches!"

Qin Luo pointed at Lu Yao and said to Han Chen, "Look, my wife knows it, crutches!"

Han Chen was stunned: "On crutches?"

Qin Luo stretched out his hand and motioned, "Please take a seat." ”

Both sat in chairs.

Qin Luo continued to flicker, "After crutches, your two legs will gradually be balanced, and little by little it will be fine." At the beginning, an old man saw that I had a sick leg, and she was worried about the money and refused to let me see a doctor, and finally ...... Crippled. ”

slapped his leg, "There is a steel plate in it, and I can't bend it back." ”

Han Chen looked at his right leg in surprise: "Is this a waste leg?"

Lu Yao argued: "No, we have good legs." ”

Qin Luo glared at her: "What are you talking about! Who has good legs on crutches?"

Han Chen nodded: "Yes." ”

Lu Yao interrupted: "That crutch is not ......"

Han Chen was angry at Lu Yao, "Oh, I said big sister, don't you keep messing around, okay? This is a discussion between patients and patients, what are you always talking about!"

Lu Yao was angry, and he didn't talk anymore at a glance.

Han Chen reached out and touched Qin Luo's right leg, "I'll take a look at this leg." ”

Qin Luo blocked his hand, "You don't have to look, I'll leave for you, I haven't left well in the past." ”

As he spoke, he stood up and walked two steps, deliberately pretending to be limping, and walked out of the steps that the six relatives did not recognize.

"Oops, oops, oops, oh my mother, oops, this is so serious. Han Chen was surprised.

"How many shoes I've lost. Qin Luo sat down again and said.

Lu Yao ruthlessly exposed his lies again, "Don't be blind there, didn't the Venerable Master steal the chicks and dogs when you threw away your shoes?"

Backstage, some actors are watching the Spring Festival Gala after their performances.

For example, Liang Echo.

For example, Du Jie, Shen Yuetai, and Zhang Peng.

For example, airplane girls and so on.

At this moment, they were also smiling one by one!

"Hahaha!"

"My tears!"

"No, no, no!"

"I'm going to die laughing!"

"Qin Luo's sketch is even better than yesterday's rehearsal. ”

"Don't say anything else, the quality of Qin Luo's sketches is really not said. ”

"What are you talking nonsense, can you catch your legs?" Qin Luo glared at her fiercely, then looked at Han Chen, and finally got into the topic, "How much are your shoes?"

Han Chen thought for a moment and said truthfully, "250." ”

"Poof~"

"Hahahaha, this price is too suitable, it's really a 250. ”

"No wonder I was fooled so easily, it turned out that the shoes I wore were all 250. ”

"250?" Qin Luo said firmly, "It's just a pair of money." ”

Han Chen asked with great concern, "Then where do you have to buy crutches?"

Lu Yao's teammates who were dismantled at this moment went online again, "Oh, big brother, don't you understand, he just wants to sell you this crutch." ”

Qin Luo was immediately annoyed and angry, glared at her and said, "What are you talking about? Why are you doing this? Isn't it over if the woman picks it and gives it to him?"

Han Chen refused: "Don't!"

Lu Yao was stunned: "Not for sale?"

"Don't talk, okay?" Qin Luo was really speechless to Lu Yao, and immediately cut through the mess with a knife, took the pair of crutches and handed them to Han Chen, "Take the crutches!"

Han Chen held the crutches in his arms, "Ah, brother, hey, brother, I can't ask for nothing, I have to give money." ”

"I know your character. She asks for money, and you can't rub your face and don't give it, if you want face, if I don't want it, it's equivalent to looking down on you, right? Qin Luo glanced back at Lu Yao, offered the price and said, "Give half, 150." ”

Han Chen immediately nodded, "Hey, okay, okay, okay." As he spoke, he dug into his pocket.

Qin Luo said politely: "I told you to be more anxious with you!"

Han Chen took out the money, turned over for a long time and apologized: "Eh, brother, what is that, brother, it's only thirty-two yuan for me to add a piece of money." ”

Lu Yao took it and sighed: "Then take it, it's too much." ”

But at this time.

Qin Luo's eyes suddenly widened: "What kind of bicycle do you want?" He shouted at the top of his voice: "What kind of bicycle do you want?"

"Hahaha!"

"How much is more, what kind of bicycle do you want. No problem. ”

"I'm laughing to death, oops!"

"It's funny!"

"What kind of bicycle do you want?

"Why are you so funny! Where do people say bicycles!"

"Qin Luo is really amazing, classic sentences one after another, I have a hunch, what kind of bicycle can definitely become a classic stalk. ”

The live stream continues.

Han Chen slapped his head and hurriedly pushed the bicycle over, "Oops, yes, yes!"

Lu Yao looked aggrieved, "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle? ”

Qin Luo glared at Lu Yao and said, "Why are you like this?"

"Seeing and laughing, I can't take care of this daughter-in-law, I want a bicycle when I meet someone. Qin Luo also apologized on behalf of Lu Yao.

Lu Yao stomped his feet aggrieved, "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle!"

Han Chen hurriedly stopped him and persuaded: "Brother, don't be angry, I think what my eldest sister said still makes sense." You say that if you have legs like me, you will basically say goodbye to bicycles!"

Another classic line!

The audience burst into laughter!

The laughter almost knocked over the roof of Studio 1!

There was even a spectator who laughed so hard that he fell straight from his seat.

Lu Yao was angry, and snatched the bicycle: "No! You can't ask for someone else's bicycle!" Stuffed the car into Han Chen's hand, "You hurry up and take it back, push it back, you don't know that he is cheating you!"

Han Chen didn't pay attention to her kindness at all, "You are cheating on me! Why are you like this? I wondered, the two people who also live together, how can the gap between people be so big!!"

Lu Yao: "......"

I was speechless.

Qin Luo dragged her behind him, didn't let her talk nonsense anymore, and mixed up his own good deeds.

Qin Luo took the crutches well, "Brother, take the crutches!"

Han Chen gratefully took the crutch under his armpit, took Qin Luo's hand and said gratefully, "Brother, fate!"

"Hahaha!"

"These two goods!"

"Qin Luo is missing the old virtue!"

"Tick me off!"

"Oops, I'm out of breath!"

"I've never seen such a funny sketch!"

"Success flickered. ”

Qin Luo comforted, "Don't get excited, go back and recuperate, and you'll be fine in a few days." ”

Han Chen was grateful, "Brother, I won't say anything." ”

He turned around on crutches and was about to leave.

Lu Yao still couldn't stand it, "Aren't you going a little too far by doing this?"

Qin Luo said indifferently, "What's the point, he still has to thank us." ”

As soon as the words fell, Han Chen turned around and said, "Thank you~~"

"Poof~"

"Hahaha. ”

"Thank you so much. ”

"This is a typical example of being sold and saying thank you. ”

……

Epilogue of the sketch.

This last harvest is also amazing!

Qin Luo pushed the bicycle in his hand and said to Lu Yao: "What are you doing? Why are you still distressed? Go, change places!"

Lu Yao wondered and asked, "What are you going to do?"

Qin Luo kicked the car branch and smiled confidently: "Find someone with bad legs and feet, sell him the bike!"

I pushed the cart and got off the stage.

This is the official end of the sketch.

At this moment, the whole audience was boiling!

At this moment, the Chinese people around the world are boiling!

The applause suddenly exploded like thunder!

Applause!

Scream!

Shout!

One after another!

……

Zhou family.

Zhou Gang and Zhou Mi's faces were blue!

How can it be?

How is this possible?

Qin Luo's sketch is so good?

The Zhou family, which was originally laughing and laughing, was silent at this time!

The same is true for the Zhao family.

Director Qi, Director Zhang, and Director Ge also all had expressions of mourning and approval.

on the web.

"Sure enough, it has to be Qin Luo!"

"Yes, this sketch is so good-looking, it's the best sketch I've ever seen on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, there is no one!"

"I thought that Qin Luo's "Doing What He Likes" that was withdrawn yesterday was already very rebellious, and I was still guessing what Qin Luo should perform tonight, whether it would not be as good as yesterday. Unexpectedly, I was worried in vain. ”

"It's the funniest sketch I've ever seen!"

"Ditto!"

"Laugh from beginning to end, I!"

"Me too, my stomach hurts from laughter!"

"Great!"

"Well, that's amazing!"

"It's so good to cry!"

"Qin Luo really took out all his housekeeping skills for this year's Spring Festival Gala!"

"This is a sketch! This is the Spring Festival Gala!"

At this moment, everyone in front of the TV had a momentary illusion!

With Qin Luo's Spring Festival Gala, it is the Spring Festival Gala that makes people laugh often!

.。 m.