The Spring Festival Gala is in full swing.

However, because the host has already announced the curtain in advance, many people know that Qin Luo's show is about to debut.

To say that Qin Luo has indeed been a hot figure since his debut, with his own traffic, some like him and some hate him.

But it is undeniable that Qin Luo's sketches did not say that every sketch is a very good classic.

Produced by Qin Luo, it must be a high-quality product.

This statement has been proven many times.

Even if this Spring Festival Gala rehearsal, Qin Luo's killed sketch "Cast What He Likes", not because it was bad, but because some of the lines were not up to standard, but overall it was definitely a classic.

And now, many people were already hopeless, but at this moment, knowing that Qin Luo's sketch was about to appear, the small flame in his heart burned again.

Much to look forward to!

The whole country is watching!

This is the unique special ability of CCTV Spring Festival Gala to deliver the news of performers to Chinese people around the world.

Liang Huiyin, Du Jie and a group of singers have ended their joint singing.

The host laughed loudly: "I just saw a pair of small couples in the back, holding a cane and I don't know what to do, let's go and have a look." ”

At the same time, the program information was played on the live TV screen:

Sketch "Selling Abduction"

Script: Qin Luo

Choreographer: Qin Luo

Performers: Qin Luo, Lu Yao, Han Chen

……

Qing'an City home.

When my mother saw the program information, she was excited, "Xiao Luo! is Xiao Luo's name!"

"Brother really appeared on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. ”

"Xiao Luo really gave our old Qin family face. ”

"Yes, we really have a big star. ”

……

On the Internet, many netizens who watched the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala were excited.

"Wow! Qin Luo came out. ”

"Damn, it's really Qin Luo!"

"It's amazing, my brother, I didn't expect Qin Luo to really 'come back from the dead'!"

"After waiting for a long time, I finally waited for Qin Luo, but fortunately I didn't give up. ”

"Abduction? ”

"I'm a little worried, Qin Luo's sketch is obviously a temporary and urgent edit, can it have yesterday's "Do What You Like"? Don't compare, it really smashes the reputation that I have worked so hard to build. ”

"yes. I just sent a message yesterday saying that the previous work was withdrawn.,There's a new sketch on the official live broadcast today.,Apparently it's made up in a hurry.,Can the quality be guaranteed?"

In this way, there are many people who have a wait-and-see attitude.

The Spring Festival Gala is also ready to complain.

"Haha, Qin Luo is on the Spring Festival Gala again? ”

"Hahahahaha, Qin Luo, you also have today. Isn't it cool to complain about the New Year's Eve concert of David TV before? Now it's your turn to be complained about by everyone. ”

"Brothers, don't be merciful, complain about Qin Luo to your heart's content. ”

"One report and one report, tonight we will turn into a complaining messenger and complain about Qin Luo. As long as there is something unsatisfactory about his sketches, let's spray him to death, hahahaha. ”

"That's not good...... Don't you...... But why can't I stop laughing at the corners of my mouth? ”

……

Two people from all over the world are talking on the phone.

"Hey, grandson!"

"Sister Li, have a good New Year. ”

"What about watching the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Well, I didn't see it. ”

"Look, Qin Luo is coming up!"

"Qin Luo, hasn't his show been withdrawn?

"yes, it's there now. ”

"Okay, I'll look at it. ”

……

A family in Shanghai.

"It's Qin Luo! Qin Luo's show has begun. ”

"Auntie, play the cards. ”

"Don't play, don't play yet. ”

"What are you doing?"

"Take a look at Qin Luo's sketches. ”

"Oh, watch while playing cards. ”

"Qin Luo's sketches must be watched carefully, and he can't care about playing cards. ”

"Okay, let's see. ”

……

More and more people are back in front of the TV!

More and more Chinese at home and abroad are turning on their TVs!

At this moment, there is no way to count the number of viewers!

Two hundred million!

Three hundred million!

Four hundred million!

The staff in charge of statistics were already stunned at this time, and several staff members looked at the data collected by the machine in a daze, a little dumbfounded!

Chinese all over the world are waiting for Qin Luo's performance!

They were expecting a surprise!

This Spring Festival Gala was a little disappointing to them, and they really wanted to see a little surprise!

……

On TV, the Spring Festival Gala was broadcast live.

Qin Luo and Lu Yao were already standing on the stage, and the surrounding scenery was very ordinary, like on the street, and there was a bench. Especially the clothes of the two made all the audience stunned, this is clearly a rural image, Qin Luo is dressed very earthy, like a rustic old hat in the countryside, and Lu Yao is the same, wearing a small red jacket, and his face is deliberately ugly!

Burst!

What kind of image is this?

What kind of dress is this?

It's too rustic.

Lu Yao shouted at him: "Big flicker! Big flicker!"

Qin Luo carried a pair of crutches, walked forward with his hands behind his back, turned his head unhurriedly when he heard the words, and glared at her: "What are you shouting about, come out to sell this thing today, don't call me by my stage name, okay?"

"Big flicker?"

"Stage name?"

"Hahahaha!"

"Isn't your name Hao Jian?"

"Hao Jian is his real name, and Big Flicker is his stage name. I'll go, if it goes on like this, I'm afraid I'll forget his real name. ”

"Haha, I can only say that Qin Luo's role of Hao Jian is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. forgot that he was not actually called Hao Jian, but Qin Luo. ”

Lu Yao said helplessly: "Child, his father." ”

Qin Luo nodded in response, "En." ”

Lu Yao suggested: "If you want me to say don't sell this crutch, this street is full of good legs and feet, who will buy your thing?"

Qin Luo pursed his lips and said, "You nonsense...... Don't sell it? Do you do this crutch and work and build materials, and you haven't slept for a day and a night, so if you don't sell it, you won't lose money?"

Lu Yao was a little helpless, "Oh, then this street is full of good legs and feet, can you sell it!"

Qin Luo smiled confidently, "Don't you know me, still call me a big fool." I can slant the positive flicker, I can flicker the wilted flicker, I can round the sharp flicker, the little couple is doing well, I can flicker and separate for them! Today, I can sell crutches, I can flicker and lame him with a pair of good legs!"

"Poof!"

"It turned out to be a pit man!"

"How are you fooling?"

"The mouth cannon kung fu is top-notch. ”

This opening aroused the curiosity of the audience at once!

Read on.

Lu Yao laughed, "Haha, you can pull it down!"

Qin Luo pointed at her, "Believe it or not?"

Lu Yao pouted and said, "I don't believe that you can fool people with good legs?"

Qin Luo said confidently: "Look, this is my strength. ”

Lu Yao pouted and said with a smile: "I don't know your strength yet." ”

As he spoke, he said to the audience, "My son and his father are interesting, I heard that people buy horses and sell car covers, I heard that people buy motorcycles and sell hard hats, I heard that people have insomnia and that people sell sleeping pills, I heard that people ......."

Qin Luo waved his hand to interrupt her: "Don't say it, this is called the market, grasp the amount in advance!"

Lu Yao laughed and said, "There are times when you make mistakes in advance!"

Qin Luo spread his hands: "This crutch is wrong." ”

Lu Yao said indignantly: "I heard that I smashed my leg by locking the pillar and driving a four-wheeled vehicle, and I got up early to do this crutch, but as a result, I was smashed hard, and I was directly in a wheelchair after being discharged from the hospital, and this crutch was not sold." ”

Directly in a wheelchair?

Didn't you sell it?

It turns out that selling abduction is such a meaning, and there is such a story background.

The curiosity of the audience was fully aroused.

Qin Luo snorted: "Don't worry, I'll sell this pair of crutches today." ”

Lu Yao pointed to the audience: "This street is full of good legs, who will buy it?"

Qin Luo looked confident: "Daughter-in-law, let's find a good leg and foot to sell to him today, and see my ability to fool." ”

Lu Yao muttered in a low voice, "Aren't you lying?"

Qin Luo smiled: "The one who wishes to take the bait, understand, help me shout a few words." ”

Lu Yao didn't cooperate: "I won't fool, you think about it yourself." ”

Qin Luo pointed at her, "Look at my eyes, okay? Hey, someone is coming, shout!"

At this time, Han Chen appeared on the stage!

is also dressed in a rustic way, riding a bicycle by chic.

Lu Yao reluctantly said loudly: "Ah, it's turned, it's turned, it's turned!"

Han Chen leaned on the handlebars and rode more and more crookedly, "Eh, eh." ”

"Hahaha!"

"It's really a crutch. ”

"It's gone, it's gone, it's gone!" Lu Yao continued to shout with her hands on her cuffs.

Han Chen stopped the car, glared at Lu Yao and said, "Eh, I said what are you commanding blindly, what are you?

Qin Luo reminded on the side: "Shouting for sale." ”

Lu Yao hurriedly shouted: "Sell!

Qin Luo said angrily: "What are you selling?"

Lu Yao nodded and said, "Turn." ”

Qin Luo reminded again: "Connect." ”

Lu Yao was stunned for a moment, and then said loudly: "Kidnapped!

As soon as these words came out, many viewers sprayed at once!

"Trafficking?"

"Hahaha!"

"Oops, I'm laughing to death!"

"This Lu Yao is too capable of doing it!"

"What a good performance!"

"Qin Luo's sketch is really good!"

"Where is this, it's just an opening, and there aren't many things exposed, whether the sketch is good or not, you have to look at the back section. ”

The live stream continues.

Han Chen stupidly stopped his bicycle and walked over, asking, "Eh, what's the matter? Who wants to kidnap you?"

Lu Yao was stupid, pointed at Qin Luo with his hand and said, "No, he was abducted." ”

Han Chen turned around and looked at Qin Luo with a righteous expression, "Are you going to abduct and sell?"

Qin Luo glanced at him with his eyes, and said speechlessly, "What kind of eyes do you have, abduct and sell? I can abduct and sell like this? You buy it!"

Now Lu Yao is dressed up...... It's a little ugly!

"Hahaha!"

"My goddess, you are dressed like this. ”

"I buy it! No matter how much money it takes, I buy it. ”

"No matter what the goddess is, she is beautiful. ”

"Big flicker, you make a price. Otherwise, draw the knife. ”

The audience is also very memorable.

Han Chen put his hands in his pockets and asked speechlessly, "Hey, what the hell is going on with you?"

Lu Yao laughed dryly and explained, "Hehe, the two of us are two, playing here!"

Qin Luo also smiled and explained: "Hehehe, it's okay, play!"

Han Chen shook his hand and left: "These two people, the ...... of the New Year Sell your daughter-in-law to play?"

……

Live backstage.

Luo Dagang and some leaders of CCTV are staring here.

Deputy Director Ke Huairen is also there.

Ding Jianzhong is also there.

QIN LUO'S FIRST SKETCH "DO WHAT HE LIKES" WAS DIRECTLY PASSED BY KE HUAIREN BECAUSE OF SOME LINES, QIN LUO DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, AND DIRECTLY WROTE THE SECOND SKETCH AND SUBMITTED IT FOR REVIEW AND REHEARSAL.

Originally, Ke Huairen wanted to pick a bone in the egg for this sentence of 'abduction and sale', and he wanted to veto it again, but this time, Ding Jianzhong rushed over to inquire and fully supported Qin Luo.

In the end, it even alarmed the director, and it was decided that Qin Luo's "Selling Abduction" sketch passed the review and could be on the stage of this year's CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

That's why we have the show now.

However, it is still unknown how effective it will be.

At this moment, a staff member pointed to the display in front of him with a shocked expression.

"Leader!

"What? How much?"

"I can't count it yet!"

"And how do you know?"

"It was revealed by the staff over there in the statistical ratings! After Qin Luo's sketch started, the number of viewers soared straight up!

"Good! good!"

"It's still Qin Luo's appeal!"

Luo Dagang, Ding Jianzhong and others were close to Qin Luo, and their faces were naturally full of joy.

And Ke Huairen, Liu Liangguo and others were a little unbearable.

They vetoed Qin Luo with all their might, preventing him from appearing on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, if in the end, Qin Luo's sketch performance period is the highest rated period of the Spring Festival Gala, what a slap in the face.

……

Han Chen said that he was about to push the bicycle and leave.

Qin Luo glanced at him, sat on the chair and sighed, "Oops, it's dangerous." He's not very sick, it's very serious. ”

Lu Yao asked suspiciously, "What?"

Qin Luo ignored her and said to himself, "It's too serious." ”

Han Chen's instincts seemed to be his own, and when he stopped, he turned to look at him, "What are you talking about?"

Qin Luo waved his hand at him, "Hehe, it's none of your business." ”

Han Chen was leaving again.

Lu Yao was still confused: "What is it, what's serious?"

Qin Luo flickered, "You should tell him, not this disease...... Dangerous. ”

Seeing Han Chen turn his head to look at him again, Qin Luo waved his hand at him, "It's okay, I see something wrong here, my daughter-in-law won't let me say it, you can't believe it, you can go, it's okay, hehe, it's okay, let's go." ”

Especially his flickering expression with a smile on his face, which is particularly joyful.

"Hahaha. ”

"Good. ”

"This is a sketch, this is a performance. ”

The audience cheered.

Han Chen waved his hand at him, and wanted to push the cart away for the third time, "God chatter, you are really ......"

At this time, Qin Luo suddenly raised his voice and said, "This disease is found to be in the late stage!"

Han Chen was stimulated, so he didn't leave immediately, turned around and walked over again, facing Qin Luo directly: "What's the matter with you?

Qin Luo stood up and looked at him with a smile: "Don't get excited, you can see something wrong, oops, you don't believe it." ”

Han Chen asked, "You have to say it, believe it or not, what's going on?"

Qin Luo continued to flicker: "Let's not talk about the condition first, I know what you do!"

Han Chen didn't believe evil and asked, "Do you know what I do?"

Qin Luo looked at him carefully, "Are you ...... Big boss who does business......"

Han Chen's eyes flickered, "What?"

"That's impossible. Qin Luo added.

Han Chen didn't have a good breath, "Nonsense, did the big boss ride this out?"

Qin Luo took a closer sniff, and then said firmly: "Work in a hotel." ”

Lu Yao asked curiously, "How do you know that he is in the hotel?"

Qin Luo walked back with his hands behind his back, "There is a smell of green onions on my body." Then he looked at Han Chen and asked, "Is it from the hotel?"

Han Chen was a little surprised, and asked, "Then ...... What do you think I'm doing in a hotel?"

Qin Luo made a chopping motion: "Chef with a spoon!"

Han Chen was even more surprised now, "Huh?"

Seeing his expression, Lu Yao knew that Qin Luo was right, and asked suspiciously, "How do you know that he is a chef?"

Qin Luo smiled confidently, "Big head and thick neck, not a big guy!"

"Poof~"

"Hahaha. ”

I have a hunch that it can become a classic Internet buzzword!"

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