Grass mud horse?

Li Yingjun's words made everyone in the actor's lounge confused.

The octopus was also confused, he didn't count it in a thousand calculations, and Li Yingjun dared to scold him directly.

"How do you curse!"

Xiao Jiang beside the octopus was also stunned for a moment, and then immediately accused Li Yingjun.

Li Yingjun ignored Xiao Jiang and smiled: "How about the song Grass Mud Horse, I wrote it for you that day."

Belch.

Everyone was stunned again.

The octopus rolled his eyes even more angrily, not knowing how to answer Li Yingjun, and he would rush up and beat Li Yingjun violently.

"Hey, how are you swearing?"

Xiao Jiang shouted again, this time making Li Yingjun a little annoyed: "I have to retry it a few times, grass mud horses are animals."

Grass mud horses are animals.

Grass mud horses are animal ......"

Say the important thing three times. ”

After saying to Xiao Jiang, who was also angry at the moment and was about to vomit blood, Li Yingjun glanced at the octopus, saw that the other party was about to vomit blood, smiled slightly, turned around and walked outside, Zhang Hu hurriedly followed.

……

After Li Yingjun left, the performers and singers who were resting from the actors did not dare to breathe and secretly glanced at the octopus, and then quietly left the room, and in an instant, only the octopus and Xiao Jiang were left in the room, and at this moment both of them were stiff and motionless.

After a long time, the octopus opened its mouth and exhaled heavily: "Very good, very good, very good." ”

After three good days in a row, the octopus sat on the chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked gloomy: "Before I leave to meet you, I must let him go." ”

beckoned to Xiao Jiang: "When he sings for a while, you arrange people, like this, like this, well, and then like this......"

……

"You've offended the octopus properly. ”

Li Yingjun, who walked side by side with Zhang Hu, talked about what happened just now while strolling around the meeting you bar.

Li Yingjun put his hands in his trouser pockets, with an indifferent attitude: "If you offend, you will be offended, what can you do?"

Zhang Hu thought for a while, but finally didn't speak, he and Li Yingjun are not friends, and they don't understand Li Yingjun's temperament, so there are some things that can't be said.

Then, Zhang Hu fulfilled the task given to him by Zhang Min and introduced Li Yingjun to the Meet You Bar, and finally the two leaned on the railing of the booth seat, looking at the center stage, and at the moment they were singing a song that Li Yingjun didn't know the name of the bar singer.

"It's a ballad, isn't it?"

Li Yingjun saw that some customers in the bar had unhappy expressions on their faces at the moment, and some customers had diametrically opposite expressions, and asked Zhang Hu suspiciously: "Is the folk song in country Z, and the market is not very good?"

Zhang Hu also lay on the railing, looked at the singer who was singing on the stage and nodded: "Well, folk songs are indeed not good in the market in country Z, they belong to the niche, but they are not just folk songs, like rap, rock, and electronic music are not popular in country Z." ”

Folk songs, rap, rock, and electronic music can't be popular in country Z?

Li Yingjun was stunned for a moment, after the world was modified, this was still the case.

Like before the world was revised, folk songs, rock, rap, and electronic music did belong to the niche in country Z at first, but later a series of popular folk songs, some classic rap songs, some explosive rock, and some explosive electronic music appeared, and these niches slowly began to become popular.

Therefore, after hearing Zhang Hu say that now folk songs, rap, rock, and electronic music are still in the minority, his mind began to live, and he has mastered a lot of popular songs, whether it is pop, even rap, folk songs, etc.

So once he takes it out, the world will be shocked by him.

But the premise at the moment is that his singing skills are better, of course, it is impossible to learn, he can only earn prestige and draw lotteries.

……

Subsequently, Zhang Hu took Li Yingjun around and came to the sound control room.

Because Li Yingjun is going to sing a song on stage for a while, he needs the sound control room to play him accompaniment.

But after coming to the sound control room and asking him what song he was going to sing for a while, Li Yingjun was stunned.

yes, what song will he sing on stage?

Although he has mastered the songs of Wang Bang, he is not good at singing at the moment, and singing all those classic songs is obviously ruining the classics.

After thinking about it for a while, Li Yingjun finally felt that it was better to sing songs that were funny like learning to meow and didn't require singing skills.

So he said to the people in the sound control room: "I sing all the original songs I wrote myself, without accompaniment, and I will play the piano by myself when the time comes." ”

"This ......"

The people in the sound control room were stunned, and Zhang Hu on the side was also stunned.

Then Zhang Hu said: "Li Yingjun, you are going to perform on stage for two hours in a while, are you sure that you will sing your own original songs for these two hours?"

Even if you sing for a year, you can do it.

Li Yingjun smiled: "Yes." ”

Zhang Hu and the people in the sound control room glanced at each other, and then asked, "Then you can play the piano?"

The piano experience book that I just drew yesterday, Li Yingjun naturally knew how to play, and nodded: "Hmm." ”

Zhang Hu hesitated for a long time, and finally agreed, but the person in the sound control room said: "Brother Hu, I don't think this is appropriate, after all, this brother's performance time is from six to eight o'clock, and the flow of people at that time is second only to the golden time from eight to ten o'clock in the evening, so nothing can happen during this time." ”

Li Yingjun said: "I'll just talk about the piano myself, what will happen?"

The staff in the sound control room said: "First, I'm not sure how well you play the piano, second, I'll be honest brother, don't be angry, I feel a little ...... singing your own original songs for two hours in a row."

"Pretty bragging, isn't it?"

Li Yingjun said what the staff was embarrassed to say.

The staff shrugged and said that was what it meant.

"You can rest assured. Li Yingjun smiled: "I never brag." ”

"Alright, that's it. ”

Zhang Hu spoke at this time, and he saw confidence in Li Yingjun's eyes, so he chose to gamble: "If anything happens, I will be responsible." ”

Li Yingjun smiled slightly, and then left the sound control room with Zhang Hu.

Not long after Zhang Hu and Li Yingjun left, Octopus and Xiao Jiang walked in, and the staff in the sound control room had two obvious attitudes towards Octopus and Zhang Hu and Li Yingjun.

treats Li Yingjun with a completely new and educational tone and demeanor.

But it's different for Octopus, maybe the other party is the lead singer of the golden point of the bar, on the other hand, Octopus is now a fifth-tier artist, and he has also heard some gossip, that is, Octopus is about to sign a contract with the largest entertainment company in country Z, Tianyu.

"Just now I saw Li Yingjun and Zhang Hu coming. ”

Octopus asked, "Tell me, what song did Li Yingjun choose just now?"

The staff shook their heads.

The octopus wondered, "What?"

The staff said: "He said he was going to sing his own original. ”

"What?"

The octopus was directly shocked, but then he calmed down and sneered: "Hehe, I sang my own original for two hours, I don't know if you believe it, I don't believe it." ”

"I don't believe it either. ”

Xiao Jiang on the side said.

……

After Li Yingjun and Zhang Hu left the sound control room, Zhang Hu told him again that he must sing well, strive to make customer satisfaction high, and let him stabilize the performance time from six to eight o'clock.

Otherwise, the satisfaction is not enough, once you can, ten times, then the bar will directly adjust the time for you.

Satisfaction is that in the two hours of the actor's performance, if you make the other person happy and satisfied, then at the end, you will be given a satisfactory or dissatisfied option, let you choose for yourself.

The higher the satisfaction, the higher the bonus at the end of the month, and at the same time, it is announced every day that yesterday's ranking will also be on top.

"Sing hard, and strive to be in the top five when Sister Min announces the satisfaction ranking in the future.

Top five?

Li Yingjun shook his head: "My goal is first." ”

Zhang Hu was a little surprised: "Young people, don't be too arrogant, your goal is not so easy to accomplish."

Li Yingjun replied: "Young people are not vigorous, are they still called young people?"

Belch.

Zhang Hu was speechless for a while, you are right, all right, it's okay if I don't speak.

"You say that this is also country Z, and it is not illegal to say big things, but if you violate the law by saying big things, I am afraid that someone has already been sentenced to life imprisonment. ”

"I'm afraid I'll have to die. The voices of the octopus and the river.

Like this kind of discordant words, Li Yingjun didn't even think about it.

Continue to lie on the railing and think about what song you want to sing when you perform.

Seeing that Li Yingjun ignored him, the octopus pursed his lips and didn't continue to say anything like a brainless villain, and walked to the bathroom.

Li Yingjun lay on the railing and thought about it for a long time, and finally he made a decision in his heart, since he can't sing now, then when the time comes, it will be good to sing something like learning to meow, without singing skills.

Anyway, he also remembers a lot about funny songs.

Well.

With a decision in his heart, Li Yingjun breathed a sigh of relief, so although he didn't know if the audience would buy it, at least he couldn't drop the chain during the two-hour performance.

"It would be nice if at this time, the lottery system could have a singing experience book, by the way, go and see how much prestige there is now, and whether it can be drawn. ”

After Li Yingjun and Zhang Hu said to go to the bathroom, they ran to the bathroom, then hid in the toilet, touched the ring on their fingers, and the lottery panel appeared in front of them.

For the first time, Li Yingjun looked at the prestige value, and the result did not disappoint him, since the prestige value was zero last night, there are now more than 80,000 prestige points, and there is only 20,000 yuan left to be able to draw again.

"This prestige value should be yesterday, and the video of him singing was sent to the neck by Ye Qian. ”

Li Yingjun nodded, and glanced at the reputation value data again, which was a few hundred more than a minute ago.

Well, you will definitely be able to reach 100,000 prestige today, and you must draw out the singing experience book today!

Then he glanced at the star rating again, but he was not yet a public figure, and he was a little unhappy for a moment, but then he thought that the star rating network was absolutely fair, and he did not appear on the list, not because the data was missing, but because his popularity value and so on had not yet been reached.

"Work hard, come on. ”

In the end, Li Yingjun cheered himself up, and his eyes once again released a confident busy light, and then he was about to walk outside, when suddenly a feeling of urine came.

Turned around and returned to the toilet and unbuttoned his pants in front of the urinal, at this time the octopus came out of the large bathroom, and when he saw Li Yingjun with his hands in his pockets in front of the urinal, he was stunned for a moment, and then snorted coldly, passing by Li Yingjun, and then he didn't know if it was intentional, and glanced at Li Yingjun at random.

As a result, I was shocked.

For a moment, he thought of his enoki mushroom, and his face suddenly turned red, and he looked extremely ashamed.

At this time, Li Yingjun also finished peeing, and after lifting his pants, he saw that the octopus was blushing and staring at him with great shame, and was startled: "What are you going to do?"

The octopus shook his head, glanced at Li Yingjun's underneath, and saw that the pants were bulging, and suddenly a sadness resurfaced in his heart.

Hey, is the gap between people so big?

With a sigh in his heart, the octopus didn't taunt Li Yingjun, turned around and left the toilet, while Li Yingjun stared at the lonely back of the octopus, scratching his head and wondering what was wrong with the other party?

……

After going to the toilet, Li Yingjun came to a card seat in the bar, and then quietly listened to the singers on the stage sing, still thinking about what to sing in funny songs for a while.

Time ticked by, and in the blink of an eye, it was half past five in the afternoon, and there was still half an hour left before he played.

At this time, Zhang Hu found him and emphasized to him again, don't drop the chain, Li Yingjun nodded to reassure him.

Half an hour flew by, and after the singer on the stage finished singing the last sentence, the host Zhang Hu walked onto the stage.

And Li Yingjun also walked to the waiting place and listened to the host Zhang Hu introducing his situation to everyone.

But just as soon as the host Zhang Hu finished speaking, the person who sang today was not Xiao Jiang, but Li Yingjun, and someone suddenly shouted: "Xiao Jiang, I want to listen to Xiao Jiang sing." ”

"Yes, why is Xiao Jiang gone, who is Li Yingjun's man? I don't look at men, change Xiao Jiang for me. ”

"Yes, change Xiao Jiang, Xiao Jiang is my favorite singer when I met you except for the octopus, change Xiao Jiang, don't listen to what Li Yingjun sings. ”

"What Li Yingjun, why don't you call Li Chengjun, if Li Chengjun comes, I'll listen, Li Yingjun can't do it. ”

Most of the customers didn't say anything, except for a few men who might really like Xiao Jiang, who frantically shouted for Xiao Jiang to sing and not let Li Yingjun go on stage.

Li Yingjun's gaze swept over these people and wrote each other down in a small notebook.

Then the host Zhang Hu said a lot more, so that those people were not calling, and then beckoned to Li Yingjun who was waiting: "The lead singer Li Yingjun below, bring you the next performance, everyone applauds." ”

There were a few applause sporadically, and even those who supported Xiao Jiang booed.

This made Li Yingjun, who stepped on the stage with one foot, raise his eyebrows under the mask.