Chapter 13: The Narcissist Has Taken Your Powers

Walking onto the stage, Li Yingjun, who was wearing a mask, suddenly stunned the audience, and some of the people who were drinking put down their wine glasses and looked at Li Yingjun.

Some people who were playing with their mobile phones looked at Li Yingjun, and some men and women who were hugging each other and gnawing also looked at Li Yingjun.

It's all just because Li Yingjun wears a mask that makes him look different.

Li Yingjun came to Zhang Hu's side and nodded, and then his eyes swept over the hundreds of pairs of eyes in the audience who looked at him at the moment, and his mood was calm.

"Who is this person, how do you wear a mask?"

"You can see that the silhouette is good, and the height is okay, why do you wear a mask, is it too ugly?"

"It should be bad-looking, I saw a video on the Internet, blocking the eyes is the same, and the eyes are destroyed immediately when they are exposed, so I think this guy should be wearing a mask because his facial features are too ugly, or his face is injured and he doesn't dare to show his face. ”

The moment Li Yingjun wearing a mask came on stage, the audience began to discuss why he was wearing a mask.

Li Yingjun, who was standing on the stage, pushed the mask on his face, and only he knew what kind of face he was wearing under the mask.

He was really afraid that the mask would fall off, and after letting these people see his handsome face, they would directly scare a few to death on the spot.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the new singer at our Meet You bar, and he will perform for the next two hours. ”

Zhang Hu said to the audience again, and then looked at Li Yingjun: "Yingjun, you can say a few words to everyone." ”

Li Yingjun nodded, picked up the microphone and was about to speak, when the guys in the audience who were coaxing to listen to Xiao Jiang singing and didn't want to listen to Li Yingjun singing jumped out again.

One of the chubby dead fat houses said: "On the first day, he performed directly from six to eight o'clock, who is he, how many big stars are there?"

Zhang Hu smiled: "Li Yingjun is a newcomer, ...... for the time being"

Glancing at Li Yingjun, Li Yingjun said: "For the time being, it has not been included in the statistics of the rating network. ”

Burst.

As soon as these words came out, many viewers in the audience laughed, and the audience who supported Xiao Jiang before booed as if they had discussed it.

"What? A newcomer who hasn't been included in the statistics and has no stage experience, why should he replace Xiao Jiang, aren't you fooling us? We spend money to listen to songs here, we are here to enjoy, not to suffer. ”

is still the dead fat house, and after speaking, he said to a few viewers around him who supported Xiao Jiang: "Do you say yes, let him go down and change Xiao Jiang." ”

"Change Xiaojiang. ”

"Change Xiaojiang. ”

The dead fat house and the audience who supported Xiao Jiang coaxed one after another, the other audience did not speak, they were all holding their shoulders and watching the play, and some even took out their mobile phones to record the video, all wanting to see how Li Yingjun would end embarrassingly in the end.

This damn fat man.

Li Yingjun's masked eyes stared at the dead fat man with a chill, and a few other guys who followed suit, if this was allowed, he really wanted to rush down and beat the dead fat man.

However, beating people obviously can't solve the problem, and we have to find a way.

So he looked at the dead fat man, and when he was thinking about how to solve it, he suddenly saw the octopus and Xiao Jiang who were lying on the railing in the distance with a mocking face on the railing, he was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the dead fat man and those who followed the trend, and in an instant he guessed that these people should be arranged by the octopus to make trouble for him.

I see.

Li Yingjun understood, so he said to Zhang Hu beside him: "Brother Tiger, these people may have been instructed by someone to deliberately make trouble. ”

When Zhang Hu heard this, he looked at the dead fat man and a few people who were coaxing, and then he also saw the octopus lying on the railing, and he also understood what was going on, and a touch of displeasure flashed in his eyes.

He is responsible for the performance of meeting your bar, and if something happens, it is his responsibility, so the octopus is not only for Li Yingjun, but also for him.

So he picked up the microphone and was about to call the security guards to come and take the troublemakers out, but just as he was about to speak, suddenly a female voice sounded:

"What are you doing crookedly, what are you coaxing, if you want to hear Xiao Jiang sing to you, you go to Xiao Jiang, if you don't want to listen to Li Yingjun sing, get out!"

This was ruthless enough, and it instantly attracted the eyes of everyone in the bar, including Li Yingjun on the stage.

He also looked for prestige, and when he saw the owner of this voice, he was stunned.

It turned out to be Ye Qian.

That's right, it was the live broadcast platform that supported him last night, the big anchor Ye Qian.

"You're swearing?"

At this time, the dead fat man was scolded and fired back at Ye Qian.

"How can you scold you, you still dare to beat me, let me tell you that there are 30,000 people watching in my live broadcast room, my Ye Jiajun has hundreds of thousands of people, and I have five million fans around my neck, you dare to touch me, my fans are human flesh every second and every second!"

Ye Qian instantly replied in seconds, directly causing the dead fat man and those who supported Xiao Jiang to wither in an instant, and they all saw that Ye Qian, who was holding a selfie stick at the moment, was really live broadcasting.

And there are many people in the bar who recognize Ye Qian, after all, the live broadcast platform is the first live broadcast platform in China, and Ye Qian is the quasi-first sister of the live broadcast, so it is normal for many people to know her.

This combat power is 999 with one sword.

Li Yingjun looked at the dead fat people who were dried up by Ye Qian's two words at the moment, and understood Ye Qian's character better, and he also felt that his character was too low-key if he was wearing a mask.

In the past, he dared to scold anyone, and he scolded several kings and queens in the entertainment industry, but since he put on the mask, he seems to be much more low-key.

No, you should scold, you have to scold!

Li Yingjun nodded, and at this time, Ye Qian from the audience shouted: "Hey, sing well, come on, me and my Ye Jiajun support you." ”

After speaking, he also gave Li Yingjun a look at the barrage that was rolling wildly in the live broadcast room at the moment.

Seeing the crazy rolling cheers, Li Yingjun was a little moved, didn't say anything, but picked up the microphone and said to the audience: "In the next two hours, I will sing my original song for everyone." ”

Well?

For a moment, the audience was stunned, the original song?

Is it a song, or is it a ......

At this time, Li Yingjun, who was sitting in front of the piano, pressed his fingers on the keys, and then slowly opened his mouth under the mask and sang: "In the mountains over there."

There was a legend once upon a time

Within a hundred years, there will be a peerless handsome guy in our village

People are talking

are all thinking about it in private

I don't know which family's ancestral tomb is smoking, this is the ancestor accumulated virtue

Suddenly, a red light flashed

The heavens and the earth trembled

The clouds spelled out a big handsome word and fell on my door

I didn't really understand what it meant to be handsome

Until one day I picked up the mirror and looked at it, and it dawned on me. ”

……

Belch.

After Li Yingjun sang the first lyrics, all the audience, including Ye Qian, were stunned, what is this singing?

They obviously understood the lyrics, but the lyrics ......

Ye Qian was dumbfounded, looking at Li Yingjun, who was sitting in front of the piano on the stage, playing the piano and singing at the same time, and said in her heart, this person is too narcissistic, isn't it ashamed to sing this song?

Not only Ye Qian thought so, but all the audience in the bar felt that the song sung by Li Yingjun was a little too narcissistic, and he actually wrote this kind of song to praise himself so much.

"This person, this song, tsk, can't comment. ”

"Haha laughed at me, writing songs to praise myself for being handsome, there is no one left, hurry up and video, I think this song is going to be popular!"

In an instant, some of the audience in the bar took out their mobile phones and started recording.

And Li Yingjun didn't care about the people in the audience, he continued to sing the songs he wanted to sing on stage.

This song does represent his mood.

"When I was 5 years old, I participated in the village beauty pageant and won the first place

Since that year, most of the matchmakers who have come to the house are like ants

Whenever I walked down the street, there was always a girl screaming and fainting to the ground

I was so handsome that I had to go out and wear a mask

I'm the worst in our village

It's so bad that I'm oily, so bad that I'm smoking, so bad that I'm sweating all over

I'm the most dragged in our village

The horizontal is the crab, the vertical is the king, the horizontal and vertical is not dragged by me

I'm the coolest in our village

It's not just cool on the outside, it's cool on the inside, it's just uncool

I'm the most handsome in our village

Handsome out of style, handsome out of level, handsome all over the era

I told Ruhua that I wasn't handsome

Got a slap in the face

She cried and said how I love to lie so much

I told Xiaofang that I was not handsome

Give me a finger

She said that you are good at everything, but you are a little dishonest

Okay, okay, even if I'm the most handsome

Now everyone is satisfied

As a result, the overwhelming fist hit me all over the face

A group of girls crying, screaming, and jumping to fight with me

What is called counting

That's what happened. ”

After the lyrics were sung, everyone in the bar was thundered by Li Yingjun's lyrics.

Some people even laughed out loud: "Hahaha laughed at me, this person is narcissistic at home, I really wonder what he looks like, I really want to take off his mask." ”

"Me too, although this person is narcissistic and terrible, it also makes me more curious, and I want him to take off his mask. ”

"There are such narcissistic people in the world, I'm also drunk, and Ruhua, who is Xiaofang? Are you an idiot with him? Haha, I'm really curious about what kind of face is under the mask. ”

"This man!"

The people in the bar were overturned, and Ye Qian was no better, she looked at Li Yingjun who was boasting and singing on the stage in amazement, and couldn't believe that a person could be narcissistic to such a point.

then glanced at the live broadcast, and was stunned: "I'll go, the popularity is almost 100,000." ”

Then she looked at the live broadcast room, and most of the barrage that was rolling wildly at the moment was scolding Li Yingjun for being narcissistic, or swiping 666, and she understood in an instant that these new people were attracted by Li Yingjun. ”

For a moment, when Ye Qian looked at Li Yingjun's eyes, she flashed with a fine light, and said in her heart that this person might really be the first person to become a first-line singer if he didn't sing properly in the future.

But then thinking about Li Yingjun's singing skills, she shook her head again, feeling that this idea was a little unrealistic.

……

Li Yingjun didn't care about that, he still talked about the piano and sang by himself.

Narcissism? doesn't exist, he sings all the truth.

"When I was 5 years old, I participated in the village beauty pageant and won the first place

Since that year, most of the matchmakers who have come to the house are like ants

Whenever I walked down the street, there was always a girl screaming and fainting to the ground

I was so handsome that I had to go out and wear a mask

I'm the most handsome in our village

Handsome out of style, handsome out of level, handsome all over the era

I'm the coolest in our village

It's not just cool on the outside, it's cool on the inside, it's just uncool

I'm the most handsome in our village

Handsome out of style, handsome out of level, handsome all over the era

Handsome out of style, handsome out of level, handsome all over the era

Handsome out of style, handsome out of level, handsome all over the era. ”

At the last climax, Li Yingjun shouted and sang directly three times, which immediately shocked the audience speechless.

Li Yingjun, who looked at the stage in a daze, and after singing, was still sitting in the aftertaste, they all thought to themselves, what kind of narcissistic person is this, who can sing such a shameful song without blushing and heartbeat.

Wow, wow, I can't stand it!

Even Ye Qian was covered with goosebumps at the moment, ahhh

The audience in her live broadcast room is also crazy at the moment, and the barrage is all brushed together: "Ahhhh ”