Zeng Xiaoxian is a very magical creature, why is he magical?

Because he has never been brainy in doing things, but his education is a double master's degree.

And Mr. Zeng has such a high academic background, but he has always been a late-night emotional host, and the ratings are miserable, all saved by his teammates.

And more importantly, as an emotional radio host, his love life is even more miserable.

Perhaps from this aspect, we can understand why his results are miserable.

As for his love life, once someone said about him and Hu Yifei.

Zeng Xiaoxian doesn't care what others say, he will definitely deny it as soon as he comes up, draw a clear line, and say that he and Hu Yifei have no relationship at all.

However, even if you are blind, you can tell that these two people are not normal.

Obviously it is something that everyone knows, and the two of them are like covering their ears and stealing the bell, and they resolutely deny it.

Forget it, you two set up obstacles for yourself, and others can't do anything.

But as long as something happens to Hu Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian will help her solve the problem no matter what method she uses.

Once Hu Yifei had intimate contact with someone, Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be wearing ten green hats, and the whole person was gray.

I always feel that Zeng Xiaoxian's various behaviors are like spare tires......

"What the hell is going on?"

Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was crying and leaving, and said with a confused face, why did he cry when he didn't do anything.

Why did the slut look like you hurt me, and I didn't hit anyone today.

What the hell is going on?

Tang Youyou asked tentatively at this time: "Sister Yifei, do you remember what you said before, what are your criteria for choosing a mate?"

"Yoyo. ”

Hearing this, Guan Gu hurriedly dragged Tang Youyou behind him, and your question was too obvious.

Hu Yifei said confidently when he heard this: "Of course I remember, don't you all know it?"

Either you can beat me, or you are smarter than me, or you will conquer me. ”

How many times have I said this answer, why are you still asking?

Is there anything wrong with this?

People want a car, a house, and a bride price of hundreds of thousands, and they only have this requirement, which is not too much.

Totally very and very reasonable, no problem at all.

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he silently complained: "You feel that this request is not reached by earthlings at all."

No wonder your parents don't expect anything from you...... Last time, the computer in the marriage agency in the house burned and couldn't match. ”

"What did you say?"

Hu Yifei keenly captured his brother's words, and asked kindly.

Lu Zhanbo replied affirmatively: "No, your request is very reasonable!"

It's just that I can't beat you, and I don't have your smart, why should I marry you?!"

Tang Youyou continued to probe a sentence: "That, Sister Yifei, it seems that your standard does not stipulate gender.

If a woman were up to your par, wouldn't you?"

Hu Yifei seemed to have heard some big joke: "Woman, how is it possible? Do you think there are other women who can beat me?"

"Are you sure you don't?"

"Are you sure you have?"

Hu Yifei asked strangely when he heard this, is there anyone more powerful than himself in this world...... Woman?

Otherwise, Tang Youyou asked why this is for?

If that's the case, I'd be interested in meeting this person.

A woman who can compete with herself in strength and wisdom is simply a rare animal!

In terms of preciousness, it is more precious than the giant panda.

It seems that the daily chat between the two people who are not on the same channel, Zhang Wei immediately interjected and asked: "By the way, Yifei, you just said that you went to plant trees today?"

Why did you suddenly think of doing environmental activities?"

When Hu Yifei heard this, he nodded: "Yes, it's an environmental protection activity, and it's planting trees in the suburbs."

Our school has to do this activity, I can't do it for face engineering, and none of those students can plant, and in the end, it's not all up to us. ”

Zhang Wei pretended to be suddenly aware and nodded: "Oh, that's because I was wrong."

I saw you shopping with another girl on the street today, so I should have been dazzled, did I need to wear a pair of glasses? ”

Hu Yifei nodded when he heard this, indicating that Zhang Wei was not mistaken: "You are not dazzled, it should be me."

I happened to come back at noon and met a friend, and I had dinner with her, and I think that's when you saw me. ”

Zhang Wei continued to ask tentatively: "That's it."

By the way, Mr. Zeng's recent radio show seems to be working with a beautiful host.

Thanks to that beautiful woman, Teacher Zeng is not only in prime time, but the listening rate has been rising, by the way, it was the last time we saw that Ruonan. ”

When Hu Yifei heard this, he immediately corrected Zhang Wei: "It's Nuolan, you can read this wrong." ”

Zhang Wei nodded, of course he deliberately mispronounced the name, but now it seems that Hu Yifei should indeed be quite familiar with Nuo Lan.

"I remember that she seems to be very beautiful, and I don't know if she will fall in love with Teacher Zeng for a long time. ”

Hu Yifei seemed to have heard some big joke: "How is it possible?! Nuo Lan just ......

No, unless Nuo Lan is blind, how can he fall in love with Zeng Xiaoxian's slut. ”

Hu Yifei waved his hand, indicating that this matter was absolutely impossible.

Zhang Wei complained in his heart when he heard this, but unfortunately she was really blind in the original work......

Guan Gu asked beside him at this time: "Sister Yifei, are you very familiar with this Nuo Lan?"

As the saying goes, carrots and cabbage have their own favorites. ”

"It's turnip greens, each with its own love. ”

"It's not a question of familiarity, the key is that anyone with a little brain won't like Zeng Xiaoxian. ”

You mean you don't have a brain?

When everyone heard this, they complained in their hearts at the same time.

"Wait a minute...... Are you doubting...... Me and Nolan right?"

Hu Yifei connected the questions they asked just now, and then thought of Zeng Xiaoxian's reaction, and asked a little shocked.

"No, no, absolutely not!"

How can you admit this kind of thing, you will be beaten.

When Hu Yifei saw the expressions of these goods, how could he not know what they were thinking: "How did you think of it? We are ordinary friends, and we ......

And both of us were normal......"

Tang Youyou spread his hands when he heard this: "That's Teacher Zeng's worries in vain......"

When Hu Yifei heard this, he gritted his teeth and said: "I know that he is ruining my reputation!"

PS: Sacrifice the two books that hit the shelves today.

"I didn't want to be an actor", first day boutique, 艹 (Chinese)

"The Great Witch Has the Way" is another big man's book