The bald uncle took off his apron, took off his chef's hat, put down his teacup, and was about to go in with his hands behind his back, but was stopped by the guests in line outside.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, everyone is lining up, can you be right?"

"That's it, what kind of quality do you have, why do you cut in line?"

"It's all free, why don't you line up! Why don't you even want a face at such an age?"

……

The bald uncle looked at everyone, bared his teeth and pointed at the young man in the first line and smiled.

"Guy, I'm in my forties, I can't be your father, but I can be your uncle, so I ...... Not quite right, right?"

This guy brought his girlfriend to dinner, and it was his turn, of course he didn't want others to cut in line, and when he saw that the bald uncle was looking for trouble, he immediately rolled up his arms and sleeves and was ready to him.

"Oh, I'm so grumpy, why don't you go into the toilet with a lantern and look for death......"

"Hehe, young man, don't be in a hurry, in this way, let's make a deal, I'll tell you a secret, you give me this position, what's the matter?"

"Secret?"

The young man was stunned for a moment, touched the back of his head, and didn't understand what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of the bald uncle, and he was confused, so he heard the uncle laugh.

"It's about your girlfriend's secret, do you want to know?

"My girlfriend? Do you know my girlfriend?"

The guy was even more confused at that time, looked at his girlfriend, and his girlfriend also looked at the uncle curiously, confirmed that he didn't know the other party, and pouted and shook his head at his boyfriend.

"What the hell are you trying to secret!"

"If you want to know, let me take your place. Don't want to know, forget it. ”

"You say it first, if it's really a secret we don't know, I'll definitely say what I say and give you the place. But if you dare to lie to me, then don't blame me for not respecting the old and loving the young. ”

The young man grinned and dug up his sleeve, revealing the tattoo on his arm. The bald uncle didn't seem to care at all, and nodded in agreement with a smile.

"Good!"

The two made a deal, and then, the bald uncle almost broke down with a word!

"Your girlfriend cuckolded you......"

The young man's eyes were red, and he gritted his teeth and wanted to beat him, but he wasn't ready to do it, but he didn't expect the other party to open his mouth and make up for it.

"And put two green hats on you. ”

"I'm Cao Nima, I'm going to kill you......"

Seeing that the guy was about to go crazy, the bald uncle stepped back and hurriedly added.

"If you don't believe me, take out your girlfriend's mobile phone and take a look, there is a 'godfather' in her address book, and another is called 'Professor Zhang'!"

The guy turned to his girlfriend angrily, stretched out his hand to ask for the mobile phone, the girl cried urgently, and hurriedly waved her hand.

"Alin, don't listen to him, he lied to you, I don't know him at all. I've known you and I for five years, how can I do something sorry for you, not to mention what's wrong with having these two people's address book on my phone, what can this prove?"

Unexpectedly, the bald uncle's next words made the girl kneel.

"She opened a room with 'Professor Zhang' last night in the 302 Ruilin Hotel in the university town, and used eight sets, you can go to the Ruilin Hotel to check the monitoring if you don't believe it. Last weekend, I accompanied her godfather for his birthday, and I was in the presidential suite of the five-star mansion hotel in the city......"

The girl's face turned white, and she wanted to argue, but what the other party said was all right, not only did she know which hotel she was in, but she also knew which hotel she was in, and she even knew how many sets she was in.

I secretly scolded Professor Zhang in my heart for not being a thing, he was cool, and he sold himself, if it weren't for him, who would know that he used eight sets last night?

Seeing the girl's expression, the guy knew that what the bald uncle said was true, and immediately bit his lip with red eyes and slapped the girl hard.

"I called last night to ask where you were, and you told me you were perming your hair...... So you've been lying to me all along! You've been lying to me all along!!"

After speaking, the tears in the young man's eyes couldn't help but fall, and the strong man also had a weak side, shaking his steps, and then turned around and left without looking back.

The bald uncle has the psychological shadow of being betrayed by a woman, and with the idea that he can split a pair is a pair, he stands in the original position of these two with peace of mind.

"Table Seven, come in eight!"

Inside, the waiter shouted to the door, and the bald uncle was pushed in, and sat at table seven with the seven people behind.

At this time, no one ordered, after the rules were changed, a table of eight people, eight people standard is one fried shrimp, eight egg fried rice, three shredded potatoes, eight bowls of jujube porridge, eight cups of lemon tea.

You can eat as much as you can, but you can't order more.

The bald uncle smoked a pair of chopsticks and was waiting to eat fried shrimp, when he heard a middle-aged woman next to him lean over and whisper.

"Big brother, how did you know that this girl opened a room with someone else just now......?

As soon as he asked, several other people at the table were also curious, and they echoed the question.

"Yes, do you still know that there are 'godfathers' and 'Professor Zhang' in the list of people's contacts?

"Yes, yes, this girl doesn't seem to know you either, how do you know so many things......"

……

The bald uncle looked at the seven people on the table with a smile, a middle-aged woman with a fifteen or sixteen-year-old daughter wearing a school uniform, a middle-aged couple, and then a family of three with three or four-year-old children.

These people all cast curious and puzzled glances at him.

The bald uncle originally only wanted to try the fried shrimp, but because there were too many guests and the meal was slow, he thought that instead of waiting, it would be better to brag with these people and see if he could break up a few more pairs.

Immediately looked at the first middle-aged woman who asked him a question, and when he saw it, he learned that the other party was a single mother, sighed secretly, and looked at her daughter again, and her brows were furrowed.

I was about to say something, but when the words came to my lips, I made up a set of words for myself.

So he arched his hand and spoke to the men.

"I'm the chef next door, so I'm not here to save money, so I'm here for lunch. However, I am also proficient in some feng shui skills, and occasionally go out part-time to tell fortunes and earn some pocket money. ”

"Huh, you can tell fortune......s? So you just calculated it for them?"

The middle-aged woman was even more surprised, she herself is more trusted, and from time to time she will find someone to calculate, but if she counts once, she will scold once, and it can really be said that she has been deceived only after calculation.

Seeing that the bald uncle was extremely accurate just now, he hurriedly asked him.

"Master, how did you calculate it? I didn't see you figure out the words just now, so why is it so accurate, it took eight ...... in a row What's that...... Can you count it?"