"Hehe, don't call it a master, weird, you guys...... Just call me...... Old iron bar. ”

The bald uncle's full name is Mei Tietou, he feels that this head is too inconsistent with the identity of the master, but he can't let people call 'Lao Mei', it's easy to hear 'unlucky', and he can't let people call himself 'old man', so he can only let people call Lao Tie.

But now in this society, Lao Tieke has connotation, and sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl brought by the middle-aged woman immediately couldn't hold back her laughter.

Fortunately, this girl couldn't help but shout 'Lao Tie 666'!

The middle-aged woman smiled and introduced herself.

"Master, my surname is Qi, my name is Qi Cuicui, this is my daughter, my name is Qiao Yunna, she is in Yunhai High School, and she has just entered her first year of high school this year. ”

Yunhai High School is also in the university town, it is a private aristocratic school, this 'expensive' is not how expensive the identity is, but the tuition is particularly expensive.

The founder, Jia Yunhai, was originally the president of Yunhai University, but after retirement, he felt bored, so he ran out to shine and created such a private high school next to Yunhai University.

Unexpectedly, in just three or four years, because of the good undergraduate pass rate, it won a huge reputation.

The bald uncle nodded with a smile and boasted to the two of them again.

"I don't measure words or touch my bones, I only look at people's faces, and at a glance, it's probably the same. But it's usually not good to leak too many heavenly opportunities to people, and today is really urgent, and I don't want to queue up to delay, so I made an exception for the two just now, but I didn't expect ......"

Hearing that he has this kind of ability, everyone doesn't believe it, and the middle-aged couple next to him is particularly obvious.

But I don't know anyone else, I just got together a table to eat temporarily, and there is no need to dismantle someone else's table, and the two just pouted and didn't answer.

But the bald uncle didn't agree, he could read minds, and he had already read all of them, and smiled faintly at the middle-aged man.

"What? You don't believe me?"

The middle-aged man didn't say anything, just smiled awkwardly and didn't pay attention, but his wife laughed and teased.

"Hehe, if you want to calculate accurately, then help me calculate, what is my name? Where do I live? What do I do? If you are accurate, I will admit that you are amazing. ”

Ordinary people think that most fortune tellers only rely on observing the dress, speech and behavior of the person being counted to answer some ambiguous answers.

For example, if you want to ask about fortune, then the other party will definitely say, oops, you will definitely have a lot of money in the future, but the time has not yet come, and you need to be patient and wait for Yunyun.

After what he said, it could be tomorrow, or next year, or the next life. Even if you look for it after a while, he will say that the time has not yet come, but by the time you find it, they will already change places.

If you ask about marriage, then he will say that it is far away in the sky, and it is close in front of him. In fact, this is nonsense, if you can marry you, you must fall in love first, since you can fall in love with you, it must be close at hand. How can anyone marry a stranger?

In addition, everyone is materialist now, and does not advocate feudal superstition, so there are very few people who still set up stalls to tell fortunes, and even if there are stalls, there are no people at all.

Someone really wants to be able to penetrate the heavens, and can also go to the park to set up a stall to tell fortunes?

It's very simple to expose these people, just like this woman asked, you have to have the ability, no matter who the surname is, where does the family live, and what kind of work do you do?

But the bald uncle is not a fortune teller, he can read minds.

If a normal person asks such a question, he will subconsciously go through the answer with lightning in his heart.

Therefore, this is equivalent to providing the answer to the bald uncle.

"Hehe, your surname is Li Mingyue, and you live in Unit 301, Unit 1, Building 9, Puji Community, Xianyang City. Work is a housewife. ”

Bang Dang!

The middle-aged woman named Li Yue dropped the chopsticks in her hand on the table in surprise, she never expected that her provocative and sarcastic words would really make the other party calculate.

Not only is it accurate, but it is also very specific, and even the number of units he lives in has been calculated!

A weak heart touched the pocket, and the ID card was sandwiched in the wallet!

"You...... How do you know where my family lives?"

She asked stupidly, and the other people's eyes immediately widened, no need to ask, this bald head named Lao Tie is accurate again!!

"Big sister, he's really right?"

"Wouldn't it? You can't be his trust, right?"

It's no wonder that others don't believe it, and only ghosts will believe in such a mysterious thing.

However, the other party counted the same score twice in a row, and people couldn't help but believe it, so they looked at the bald uncle with eager eyes.

"Lao Tie, help me do the math. ”

"Help me figure it out first......"

……

A few people gossiped, and at this time the food came up, and the bald uncle felt that his head hurt a little, and he said in his heart that I was a hair, and I just came to taste this fried shrimp, okay?

Immediately caught a shrimp and ate it, and was noisy by this group of people, he frowned, and the water in his stomach began to break again.

"Then I'll help you all do the math, acquaintance is fate. Who's coming first?"

"I, I, I...... Master, Lao Tie, you can help me do the math first...... Look at my peach blossom ...... No, look at my fortune? I'm forty-five, when will I get rich?"

The middle-aged man stepped forward first, and even excitedly pulled up the bald uncle's arm, begging for fortune telling, but then, he regretted it a little.

"You, you don't have good fortune in this life, and the demolition money has been spent, right? My son is not angry, and the family of three has no source of income now......

Just when he was a little admired that the other party had calculated accurately, he even counted how poor he was, but at the same time, he was a little disappointed that he had no luck, and when he was about to ask how to solve this poor life, he heard the bald uncle laugh and laugh.

"But...... Your peach blossom luck is very good, upstairs and downstairs two flowers, tsk, so old, so experienced, it's really enviable. ”

Hearing this, the middle-aged man's face turned green, and he hurriedly wanted to explain to his wife, but as soon as he opened his mouth, his wife's 'Nine Yin White Bone Claw' scratched over.

He was about to explain to his wife, so he heard the bald uncle say to his wife again.

"Actually, you don't lose anything, you and the two little security guards from the community are also very happy, you two, at most, even if it's a tie......"

Only the governor is allowed to set fire to the people and not allow the people to light the lamp, they can prostitute themselves, if the wife dares to cheat, she will be killed in minutes, this is the mentality of some men.

At the moment, the middle-aged man didn't explain it, and viciously slapped his wife with a big mouth, and then ......