Chapter 14: The King of Crooked Singing
After Li Yingjun finished singing, he stood up, his eyes swept over the stunned people in the audience, and he was stunned, what happened to these people?
After thanking him, he found that no one applauded him, and he was a little puzzled, was the song he sang just now really so bad?
Although, Li Yingjun also thinks that this song is bad, but it is very in line with his mood just now, as soon as he came on stage, because he wore a mask, he was said by the people in the audience to say this and that, although he didn't show anything on the surface, but he was also a little unhappy in his heart.
Therefore, I sang the song "I am the most handsome in our village", one is to vent the unhappiness in my heart, and the other is to hit back at the audience who are messing around with BB in this way.
The audience was extremely quiet, which made Li Yingjun very puzzled, but he didn't mess up, shook his head, and felt that this song might not be accepted by these people, so he walked to the piano and prepared to sing the second song.
Bang bang bang.
And at this moment, applause sounded behind him, making Li Yingjun pause, and then a girl's voice sounded: "Okay, good singing, very good!"
This voice Li Yingjun was very familiar, he slowly turned his head, looked at Ye Qian, who was the first to applaud and cheer for himself every time, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he nodded with a smile.
Bang bang bang.
And at this moment, the audience suddenly applauded, and Li Yingjun was startled for a moment.
"Okay, although this song is a narcissistic divine comedy, it's also quite interesting, come on. β
"Haha, this song is too narcissistic with you, but I think it's fun, come on!"
"Come on, support you, although I haven't seen what your face looks like under the mask, but being able to write such a narcissistic song shows that you are really confident, come on, I support you!"
Suddenly, the audience burst into thunderous applause, and at the same time, some audience members said some words of encouragement to Li Yingjun.
Seeing this scene, Li Yingjun's face under the mask really showed a happy smile.
The first song, or this kind of funny spoof song, can be recognized, which is a good start.
"What a broken song, this word makes people want to vomit, the person who sings is narcissistic and disgusting, I don't want to listen to it, go down, change Xiaojiang!"
The good situation always doesn't last long, and there are some foul words that come out to pollute the environment.
is still the dead fat man who supports Xiao Jiang, after he said this, the few people who also supported Xiao Jiang also followed suit: "Go down, go down, change people, change people." β
Seeing that these people always made trouble for themselves, knowing that the other party was deliberately arranged by the octopus, Li Yingjun was not very unhappy with these people, but raised his gaze and looked at the octopus who was sitting on the card seat in the distance, and was looking at it with a smug face at the moment.
As he looked, the octopus raised his glass and smiled at him.
The situation is clear, all speculation is true, these troublemakers are arranged by octopuses.
"Let's go down, change Xiaojiang!"
"Let's go down, change Xiaojiang!"
A few troublemakers are still coaxing, this time without Ye Qian's action, and without the help of the bar staff, Li Yingjun directly picked up the microphone and said to the troublemakers: "Do you want to listen to Xiao Jiang sing?"
A few troublemakers were stunned, the audience was also stunned, Ye Qian and the others all looked at Li Yingjun and wanted to know what he was going to say next.
"yes. β
Several troublemakers said in unison.
Wow, it's really neat.
Li Yingjun nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, since you like Xiao Jiang so much, then so be it, I will write a song on the spot and give it to Xiao Jiang." β
Well?
Write a song on the spot and send it to Xiao Jiang.
All the audience are a little puzzled, if they think about it, then now Li Yingjun and Xiao Jiang are competitors, Xiao Jiang's fans frequently make trouble for Li Yingjun, Li Yingjun is not only not angry, but wants to write songs to Xiao Jiang?
The audience was puzzled, but Ye Qian vaguely guessed something, she showed a touch of expectation on her face, and said to the fans who were also puzzled in the live broadcast room: "Everyone, look at it, there will be a good show to watch in a while." β
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"What do you mean, he's going to write me songs?"
Similarly, Xiao Jiang, who was sitting on the card seat, was also confused, those troublemakers were indeed the ones who obeyed the octopus's arrangement and went to make trouble for Li Yingjun, she thought that Li Yingjun should also find out, but she didn't expect Rao to be like this, Li Yingjun still had to write a song for her?
What's going on.
looked at the octopus, but the octopus said to Xiao Jiang with a gloomy face: "I advise you to leave now, or plug your ears when he sings." β
Plug your ears and leave now?
Xiao Jiang's face was full of confusion, as for it, his singing skills are not good, but they are not to the point of death.
Then she was even more curious about what was going to happen in a while, so she pricked up her ears and stared at Li Yingjun like Li Yingjun on the stage.
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After Li Yingjun finished speaking, he saw the troublemaker, looked at Xiao Jiang and then sat down, he smiled in his heart, and then looked at Xiao Jiang, who was staring at him at the moment, and then slowly picked up the microphone and said, "Today I want to tell you a sad story."
I believe everyone will understand it after listening to it.
Sad story, after listening to it, I have a comprehension?
Everyone, including Xiao Jiang, looked at Li Yingjun with a curious expression.
I saw that after Li Yingjun finished speaking, he pointed to Xiao Jiang in the distance and sang: "You know why you were rejected by the lion man."
It's not because you're not good-looking. β
One sentence, just one lyric, as soon as this lyric came out of Li Yingjun's mouth, the audience was shocked, and Xiao Jiang was also stunned for a moment, what should he do?
The octopus behind him looked at Xiao Jiang's figure that could still stand firm at the moment, shook his head, and said in his heart, sure enough, as long as this Li Yingjun sends a song to others, he will definitely scold.
Li Yingjun saw that Xiao Jiang was stunned, but he was not yet breathed, so he continued to sing: "
Why are you rejected by a Pisces man?
It's not because you're not good-looking
Why are you rejected by a Scorpio man?
It's not because you're not good-looking
Why would you be rejected by an Aquarius man?
It's not because you're not good-looking
Why haven't you had a partner for so long?
It's not because you're not good-looking
Why did you confess that he was indifferent?
It's not because you're not good-looking
Why do excuses always feel nothing?
It's not because you're not good-looking
Why haven't you fully realized yet?
It's all because you're not good-looking
Do you think he cares a lot about whether the girl has connotation?
No, you're wrong, he just likes girls to be good-looking
Do you think he cares about whether the girl can cook?
No, you're wrong, he just likes girls to be good-looking
Do you think he admires the talent of the girl?
No, you're wrong, he just likes girls to be good-looking
Do you think that if you like him, he will like you?
No, you're wrong, he doesn't like it, unless you're good-looking
Do you think you're okay if you're good-looking?
No, you're wrong, he still wants to find something better-looking
Do you think he'll really be with you forever?
No, you're wrong, he still wants to find something better-looking
Do you think he'll really love you after all this time?
No, you're wrong, he still wants to find something better-looking
Do you think his sweet words will be sincere?
No, you're wrong, he still wants to find something better-looking
Now, do you know the truth of the matter?
It's all because of you...... It's too ugly!!
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The last sentence "It's too ugly" Li Yingjun bit the word very hard, very heavy, and his mouth was like a spiral Garuru cannon, releasing 10,000 times the damage to Xiao Jiang, which directly made Xiao Jiang's face pale in an instant, and he was trembling all over his body while holding on to the railing.
She understands this song, and if she doesn't understand her, she is a fool, and she also knows why Li Yingjun sent her the song.
This is not a song, this is the end of her!
This is to kill her!
The audience also understood, they were stunned by shock for a moment, and then looked at Xiao Jiang, whose chest was about to explode at the moment, and the shock in everyone's hearts was even stronger.
Then they looked at Li Yingjun on the stage again, and while they were shocked, a touch of awe also appeared in their hearts.
That's right, it's awe, this person is so fierce, singing a song actually makes people angry, it's just a god.
And Ye Qian also stared at Li Yingjun, swallowed and spat in shock, and said in her heart, MD, this guy is too ruthless, this song ......
Thinking that if he provoked Li Yingjun, Li Yingjun gave this song to himself.
Ye Qian's eyes widened for a moment, and at the same time, she hurriedly warned herself in her heart, don't provoke Li Yingjun, don't provoke.
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Li Yingjun saw that he hadn't even finished singing this song, Xiao Jiang's blood bar was already empty, and even had a negative number, he pursed his lips and said in his heart, the combat power of the brainless villain is really scum.
Glancing at the octopus who had come to Xiao Jiang's side at the moment and was comforting the other party, Li Yingjun said in his heart, look at other people's octopuses, he scolded two songs in a row last night, and in the end, he didn't do anything.
The octopus, who was comforting Xiao Jiang, suddenly felt a chill in his back, and then he looked at Li Yingjun, and the moment he met Li Yingjun's eyes, the octopus's heart jumped suddenly.
"Brother Zhang, he scolded me so much, you can help me!"
At this time, Xiao Jiang's voice sounded beside him, and the octopus saw Xiao Jiang's pitiful appearance, hesitated, nodded to Xiao Jiang, and then said to Li Yingjun: "Why are you like this, how can you say this about a girl...... You have the ability to come at me!"
Hey, there are still people looking for scolding.
When Li Yingjun heard it, he was happy, so he nodded: "Okay, I'll give you another song, I'll ......"
As soon as Li Yingjun raised the microphone, before he could sing, the octopus pulled Xiao Jiang and turned away, and the speed was called fast.
Opening his mouth, Li Yingjun took back the "Song of the Grass and Mud Horse" that he was about to sing, this song is too strong in combat, and it cannot be used until the critical moment, and the lethality is too great.
"Good ......"
Bang Bang Bang!
At this time, Ye Qian's applause and applause were the first to sound, and then the audience at the bar also reflected one after another, applauding and cheering for Li Yingjun.
"Niu Pi Niu Pi, so talented!"
"Li Yingjun, right, I, Wang Tiehammer, announced that from today onwards, this girl will be your fan. β
"Haha, these two songs have simply refreshed my world view, it's too good, you will be called the king of crooked singing when you debut in the future. β
"Do you have a Weibo? I want to pay attention to you, and also, can the two songs you just sang be posted on the Internet, when I scare people in the future, I will use the latter song, and I will definitely win. β
For a while, all kinds of words, cheers, applause, screams, and whistles were thrown at Li Yingjun on the stage.
The barrage in Ye Qian's live broadcast room at the moment is also rolling wildly, and the general content is similar to that of the audience in the bar.
And the popularity of Ye Qian's live broadcast room has also reached 200,000 at the moment, which Ye Qian's own live broadcast has never reached.
It is not an exaggeration to say that it is Li Yingjun's popularity that brings her.
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Standing in the center of the stage, Li Yingjun enjoyed the cheers of the audience, screaming at him, and applauding him, he slowly closed his eyes and enjoyed it for a minute or two, and after the cheers and applause had subsided, he raised the microphone and prepared to sing the next song.
"I remember, you're the one who sang the cat last night. β
And at this moment, someone in the audience suddenly shouted such a sentence, which immediately made the audience in the bar stunned, and then they all remembered in their minds, learning the original song of the cat's meow, as if it was a person wearing a mask.
"Damn, I said how is this guy so familiar, it turns out that he sang to learn cat meow. β
"I like to learn how to meow, and even though he doesn't sing well, it doesn't stop me from looping all night last night, and I also like his pig song. '
"Cow Pi Bull Pi, I still remember that song, I am a wolf from the north, it seems that he sang it too, I like that song so much. β
When Li Yingjun was recognized, the audience in the audience once again burst into more violent cheers, screams, and applause for him.
Li Yingjun had no choice but to quietly look at the audience who were cheering for him and cheering for him at the moment, he felt that he was really more and more eager to feel this feeling, and more and more people were eager to cheer for him offstage.
"Let's learn to meow!"
I don't know who it is, but I shouted from the audience at this time.
"No, sing the song of the pig, I like the song of the pig. β
Someone shouted again.
"What do you sing the song of the cat called the pig, the most ruthless song of Brother Mask is the song of the grass and mud horse, come and sing the song of the grass and mud horse!"
Li Yingjun looked at the audience, and after arguing about what to let him sing, he didn't feel dissatisfied, but felt that it felt good.
He raised the microphone: "Don't make any noise, everyone, I'll sing all the songs you said next." β
Suddenly, the audience erupted in violent cheers.
Li Yingjun was taken aback, and then raised the microphone and said, "Then what are we singing first......
"Learn to meow. β
"Song of the Pig. β
"I am a wolf from the north. β
In an instant, the audience argued again, although he was very happy, but Li Yingjun was also very big, and at this moment, Li Yingjun suddenly saw the octopus not far away, looking at him with a gloomy face at the moment.
So he made a decision in his heart, and said to everyone: "Okay, let's not fight, I decided, it just so happens that Brother Octopus is here, and I will sing the song for him on the first song, the song of the grass and mud horse......"