"I ......"

Looking at the very small baby in the B-ultrasound sheet, all the media reporters were petrified.

"It turns out that this is eating human life. ”

"My grass, yes, that's right, isn't this just eating people's lives. ”

When they understood this, almost everyone laughed out loud.

However, there are still some innocent and lovely children who don't seem to understand for a while, and ask: "No, the black chicken and white phoenix pills are not kidney tonics, how can they get pregnant?"

Soon, this question was answered by netizens: "Stupid you." The black chicken white phoenix pill is a medicine for regulating menstruation, and it turns out that the menstrual period is not adjusted, so it is difficult to get pregnant. But after eating the black chicken and white phoenix pills, the menstrual affairs were adjusted, and the pregnancy came naturally. ”

"So, that's going to kill people. ”

Netizens who were watching the live broadcast laughed so much that tears came out.

"I would say it's the funniest joke I've ever seen this year. ”

"Me too. Nima, this joke made me die. ”

"Take it easy, why don't you eat a box of Liuwei Dihuang Pills and try it. ”

"It's not good that the Liuwei Dihuang Pill can also kill people. ”

"It's required. Liuwei Dihuang Pill is a proper medicine for the kidney, this kidney is good, and it is too normal to eat and die. ”

Many netizens made jokes following Lin Wenying's way.

"Lin Wenying, you dare to lie to me. ”

"No. ”

"No, no, you said you were killed. ”

"The problem is that it's really eaten, you see......"

"I ......"

At this moment, Matsuda almost wanted to strangle this Lin Wenying.

"That Mr. Matsuda, do you still count the 10 million you promised me?"

"You still want to count?"

"Mr. Matsuda, how can you be like this, didn't I promise to help you testify against Mohs Pharmaceutical? How can you talk and not count? If you don't give it, don't tell Mohs Pharmaceutical. ”

"Then you go and sue. ”

Matsuda glared at Lin Wenying fiercely, thinking about how to clean up this guy in his heart.

However, just thinking about it, Mo Bai came over at this time.

"Matsuda-kun, I have to warn you, this is Huaguo, not your Japanese country. If you mess around, no one will be able to protect you. ”

Although Matsuda didn't say anything, how could Mo Bai not know what Matsuda's idea was.

"Mo Bai, count you ruthless. ”

Seeing that Mo Bai was coming, Matsuda also understood that in Huaguo, it was impossible for him to clean up Lin Wenying.

In the end, I could only hum and leave.

Of course.

Affected by this incident, this press conference naturally failed to affect Mohs Pharmaceutical.

Not only did it not affect, but with this press conference, a series of drugs of Mohs Pharmaceuticals came to an unprecedented outbreak.

Among them, especially the two flavors of "Liuwei Dihuang Pill" and "Black Chicken Baifeng Pill".

One is to nourish the kidneys.

One is menstrual regulation.

If you don't eat this one, you will die.

This is no joke, this is an example of what people have tested.

However, for some people, they really want to kill people.

"Boss, what kind of six-flavor rehmannia pills are in a box. ”

"By the way, there is also a box of that black chicken white phoenix pill. ”

"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and have a baby. ”

That's right.

Since the country opened the second child, countless people's willingness to have a second child has reached its peak.

It's just a pity that the two-child policy is open, but many citizens are facing various fertility problems.

After all, the best time to give birth has been missed, and some are already in their 30s to 40s, and it is really difficult to say that they have a second baby at this time.

If it's difficult, what can be done?

Isn't it going to be born?

No.

Impossible.

A policy like this is a once-in-a-lifetime wait.

You don't see that in the past, some citizens with units didn't even want to work in order to have an extra baby.

Not to mention that now that the national policy is good, it will also allow you to have a second baby.

An opportunity like this, no matter what, is to be killed or lived.

Therefore, in the past year, around the birth of a baby, it is extremely concerned about the citizens on the street and the national level.

In response to the call of the state.

also to have an extra baby.

Families have tried a myriad of options.

Some go to the hospital.

Some look for home remedies.

Some also use glass test tubes.

It can be said that every effort is made, but there are not many successful ones.

However, after some people who have been working hard but have not been able to conceive a second baby learned about "Liuwei Dihuang Pill" and "Black Chicken White Phoenix Pill...... The overwhelming amount of purchases erupted like a volcano.

Don't say it.

Although not all people who took these two drugs successfully became pregnant, a considerable number of people did conceive a second baby.

"Hahaha, hahaha, my wife is pregnant, pregnant. ”

"I'm so happy, I'm pregnant with my second baby, I'm pregnant with my second baby. ”

"God bless, our old Zhang family can have another baby. ”

The joy of being pregnant with a second baby made countless people in China cry with joy.

"Thank you Mo Bai, thank you Mo Baida. ”

"Thank you also for the two medicines "Liuwei Dihuang Pill" and "Black Chicken Baifeng Pill". ”

Such a citizen's performance also stunned those who had not taken these two drugs.

"Are these two drugs really so awesome?"

"It's all right, I didn't see that everyone found out the B-ultrasound list. ”

“666…… I didn't expect Dabai to even have such research on giving birth to babies. ”

"That's right, Da Bai is an old driver. But I'm thinking, does the state have to give Mo Bai a certificate?"

"Send a certificate?"

"That's right. ”

"What kind of awards? ”

"Award for Contribution to Promoting National Population Growth. ”

It's not that I don't want to say it, some netizens have really big brains.

This nonsense, even the "Contribution Award for Promoting National Population Growth" has come out.

But although this is nonsense, don't say it, there is some truth to this nonsense.

You must know that recently, the state has adopted a series of methods, even funds, in order to let the people have two children.

It's just that the effect is average, and there is not much improvement.

Unexpectedly, when even the country didn't have much to do, Mo Bai actually relied on two medicines, but countless people were pregnant with two babies.

This is another great contribution to the country.

"Yes, yes, the state must win the award. ”

"The award for contribution to national population growth is innovative, and I agree with it. ”

"Not only is it new, but it is also extremely memorable. Who else can receive such a domineering award?"

This is naturally a joke of a group of netizens.

There is no such thing as a contribution to population growth.

But the state does not have this award, and the relevant departments have really found Mobai to promote the country's population growth.

……

"Hey, Director Xie, you're looking for me. ”

"Mr. Mo Bai, you have been very good lately, and new drugs are on the market one after another. ”

"Hey, nothing. I'm a businessman, just to make money. ”

"Making money is making money, but your new drugs are really good. ”

Xie Mingsheng, director of the Drug Administration, found Mo Bai again.

"By the way, Mr. Mo, is there a more awesome medicine?"

"What do you mean?"

"Give birth to a baby. ”

"I'll ......"

Mo Bai looked at Xie Mingsheng, and then said, "Director Xie, you are over 50 years old, and you still want to give birth." ”

"I ......"

Xie Mingsheng was a little embarrassed: "You guy, even I ridicule me, I want to be alive, but I have no heart." I mean, can you prescribe a few more pills to boost the success rate of the city's baby. ”

"Isn't there "Liuwei Dihuang Pill" and "Black Chicken White Phoenix Pill"?"

"There are these two drugs, but these two drugs are not specifically for giving birth to babies, although he also has a certain effect. ”

"Then you mean to ask me to directly develop a drug to give birth to a child?"

"Right. ”

Xie Mingsheng smiled and nodded.

"Not available. ”

"I'll go, Mo Bai, I see you're quite idle now. ”

"Where, don't look at me idle, but my mind is thinking tens of billions of times every second, where am I idle. ”

"You guy, really...... Well, to put it bluntly, there are benefits. ”

"This is still negotiable, say, what's the benefit. ”

As soon as he heard the benefits, Mo Bai's words just now were also withdrawn.

"We're really going to give you an award for your contribution to the country's population growth. ”

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, I did this job. ”

Without any hesitation, hearing this award, Mo Bai nodded and said.