Chapter 1415: "Ten Perfect Tonic Pills"
As soon as I did it, the relevant departments took immediate action and awarded Mo Bai an award in person.
That's right.
This is the [Contribution Award for Promoting National Population Growth].
This award is the first award given by Huaguozhi since its establishment.
Needless to say, such a creative award, he just issued it, and it instantly caused a sensation across the country.
"I'm going to go and promote the national population growth contribution award, and the country actually has this award?"
"It's awesome, this award was actually presented in the Hall of the People's Congress. ”
"However, I wonder, when did Mo Bai contribute to the country's population growth?"
There are some friends who don't know the truth, which is extremely strange.
This award is wonderful, and the award is also wonderful.
"Could it be that the old driver Mo Bai has raised 3,000 harems across the country and given birth to tens of thousands of babies. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, it's possible. Mo Bai is so beautiful and so charming, he must have supported thousands of harems. ”
"Didn't there be many female fans who said that they were willing to give Mo Bai 10,000 monkeys, but I didn't expect it to come true. ”
For such an award, many fans can only think so.
I can't think so.
Otherwise, how did this award for contributing to national population growth come about?
If this guy's old driver didn't make it, could he still help others have babies?
What if this really helped someone else have a baby?
Nima, I don't know how many people have a green piece on their heads.
However, for fans who have been paying attention to Mo Bai, they also said that when they saw the questions of some netizens who did not know the truth, they poofed and vomited blood with laughter.
"Nima, this brain hole is big enough. This is really going to give birth to tens of thousands of babies, and Mo Bai is tired and tired. ”
"Required, definitely ****. ”
"It's over, Da Bai has become an old driver. ”
"He's an old driver. ”
"No, now Dabai has become the king of the green man. ”
"What's the Green King?"
"Do you want to say it, the king of green people. ”
The master is in the folk, this sentence is really true.
The award Mo Bai just won had a more awesome and domineering title in a blink of an eye: the Green Man King.
"The Green King, hahaha, the Green King. ”
"It's a good title, I like the Green King. ”
"The Green Man King is ...... No, I'll have to laugh for a while. ”
Those die-hard fans were laughing and vomiting blood.
I wanted to explain it to everyone, but when I saw this, I didn't talk about it.
Explain what, explain.
Da Bai is a pit goods, so I won't explain it to him.
Let him become the king of green men in everyone's eyes.
"I'm the Green King?"
Seeing that he had another title on the Internet, Mo Bai couldn't cry or laugh.
"Guys, guys, I have to explain, I'm not the Green King. ”
You say it's all right.
But the title of the Green Man King, Mo Bai really can't afford it.
"Dabai, don't be modest. ”
"I humble your sister. ”
"Dabai, you're naughty again. ”
"Get out. ”
"Dabai, don't be angry. ”
"I ......"
Mo Bai was so angry that he vomited blood: "You fake fans, don't explain to me." ”
"Explain what to explain, who knows if a netizen gave birth to 10,000 monkeys for you. ”
"Or, you've become the Green King. ”
Everyone ridiculed Mo Bai in the group.
However, ridicule is ridicule, and everyone is still quite curious about Mo Bai's contribution award for promoting population growth.
"That, Dabai, the country really gave you this award. ”
"That's, I'm amazing. ”
"Awesome, awesome. However, you are powerful, but you haven't helped others have many babies. ”
"Why not, haven't you seen that many people have taken my medicine recently and are pregnant with a second baby?"
"I have seen this report, but after all, it is a minority. I've seen these two drugs of yours, and they are not specifically for having children. ”
"You guys look smart. ”
Mo Bai nodded: "So I hope I can develop a few more medicines to promote the growth of the domestic population." ”
"In other words, the latter few pills are for giving birth to a baby?"
"So to speak. ”
"Wow, Dabai, you are really responding to the call of the country. ”
"That's necessary. ”
"Has the new drug been produced?"
"It's not started yet, but the recipe already has it. ”
"What's your name?"
"Guess ......"
"Your sister. ”
The fans said angrily: "Da Bai, you come to this ...... again"
"Okay, okay, I'll tell you that it's okay, it's called "Ten Perfect Tonic Pills". ”
"Ten Great Tonic Pills?"
"Yes. ”
"What's this?"
"Didn't you look at the name, ten perfect supplements, which means that everything is made up. ”
"Then what does this Liuwei Dihuang Pill do?"
"Liuwei Dihuang Pill is just a kidney tonic. However, when it comes to giving birth, it is a super complex project, and he is not just a kidney. Therefore, just tonifying the kidney is not particularly effective for giving birth to a baby. If you want to give birth to a baby, you must replenish the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. ”
"Tsk, Dabai, when did you become an expert in giving birth to a baby. ”
"It's okay, it's okay. ”
Mo Bai didn't blush.
Speaking of which, he's an expert.
Not only physiologically, but also medically.
This is a prescription for giving birth, but it is not only "Ten Perfect Supplements".
In addition to "Ten Perfect Tonic Pills", he also has "Five Sons Yanzong Pills".
Yanzong Yanzong, hence the name, he is here to give birth to a baby.
However, in the end, it was "Ten Perfect Tonic Pills" that was more effective, so Mo Bai was ready to launch this medicine.
"Dabai, is this medicine taken by a man or a woman?"
"This medicine can be taken by both men and women. ”
Speaking of this, Mo Bai added: "Actually, [Black Chicken White Phoenix Pill] men can also eat it." ”
"Poof...... Dabai, don't pit us, the black chicken and white phoenix pills are obviously eaten by women. ”
Black chicken and white phoenix pills can also be eaten by men, but this sentence frightened everyone.
"Whoever said it was eaten by women, I, the inventor, did not say that it was eaten by women. ”
"Isn't that black chicken and white phoenix pill a way to treat menstrual affairs, and men also have menstrual affairs?"
"You guys, why are you so stupid. ”
Mo Bai scolded slightly: "Of course men don't have menstrual affairs, but the Black Chicken and White Phoenix Pill is not just for menstruation. Haven't you seen it, he can also replenish qi and nourish blood. If you are physically weak and weak, there is nothing wrong with eating black chicken and white phoenix pills. ”
"This ......"
Everyone was stunned.
Looking at what Mo Bai said, it seems to be true.
It's just that even if what Mo Bai said is right, it is estimated that no man will try to eat black chicken and white phoenix pills.
Can this still be tried?
I'm afraid you just took out this medicine, and I don't know how many people will die of laughter.
"Oh, yes. When it comes to blood tonic medicine, the best one is not the Black Chicken White Phoenix Pill. ”
Mo Bai didn't care what they thought, how men eat black chicken and white phoenix pills.
Speaking of overflowing qi and replenishing blood, Mo Bai thought of another famous medicine.
"Could it be that Da Bai, you still have a medicine that is even more awesome than the Black Chicken and White Phoenix Pill?"
"That's right. ”
Mo Bai nodded: "If you want to say that it overflows qi and replenishes blood, I have a top-grade prescription here, called "Dong'e Ejiao". This medicine can be said to be a blood tonic holy product, and another day I will be listed together with the "Ten Perfect Tonic Pills". ”
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Mo Bai took out the "Dong'e Ejiao" of the blood-tonifying medicine in his previous life.