"How's it going?"

After taking a comfortable shower, Mo Bai was ready to continue the live broadcast. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Although the system does not release tasks for the time being, it is always good for you to live broadcast and have some fans.

was about to log on to the website, but at this time, Su Ting of Su's Records made a phone call.

"I haven't thought about it yet. ”

Mo Bai has been live streaming for the past two days, how can he be in the mood to consider signing a contract: "I think, wait until I get the Voice championship to discuss the signing." ”

After thinking about it, Mo Bai said.

"Ah, it's quite a big tone, even if I'm not sure who can win the championship, you must think you can. ”

"Of course. ”

Mo Bai said with certainty: "A talented and good-looking genius like me, if I don't win the championship of The Voice, it must be that the show "The Voice" is shady." ”

"You megalomaniac, how can a show made by Aunt Ben be shady. Besides, you seem to have a little bit of talent, but you ...... in terms of appearance. Roar, don't say anything else, just take the height, are you as tall as me?"

Su Ting smiled and struck Mo Bai with a smile.

"Uh......"

Mo Bai was a little embarrassed.

Although he didn't know how tall Su Ting was, he usually looked at her wearing a pair of high heels, and she looked really taller than himself.

However, this kind of blow was just a piece of cake for Mo Bai, so he said: "Age is not a problem, height is not distance, even if you are not as tall, I don't think there will be much obstacle when you get to bed." ”

"What bed?"

"Exercise in bed, don't you think there shouldn't be much of a problem with your height in bed?"

"Shameless. ”

"Thanks for the compliment. ”

"Roll ......"

Heavy, Su Ting hung up the phone.

Mo Bai wasn't angry, but smiled: "Fight with me, little girl, you're still too tender." ”

Putting the phone aside, Mo Bai entered the live broadcast of the fighting cat network.

At this time, the system once again issued a task:

[Absorb 1 million followers and reward 1 skill point.] 】

Very good.

It seems that the system also knows that it wants to earn skill points, and after completing a task, another task appears.

At the moment, without saying a word, Mo Bai directly conducted a live broadcast.

"Scotland has formally submitted to the British government a request for another independence referendum......"

As before, Mo Bai was still reading the news.

With the Bichao Chaosheng Song, which has been upgraded to level 2, Mo Bai has fascinated the crowd of spectators again.

After more than an hour, Mo Bai stopped and did not continue to read the news.

It's not that he doesn't want to miss it, it's that he finds a problem.

After Mo Bai raised the number of fans to 100,000, it was difficult for him to grow his fans.

At this time, the popularity of fans on the screen is still only 100,000, without any growth.

What's going on?

Could it be that there is a shin in the bottle?

It looks like a possibility.

No matter how powerful the martial arts are, it is impossible to confuse everyone with "Blue Sea Tide Song" alone.

When the number of people reaches a certain point, maybe the skill of Bihai Chaoshengqu is not so obvious.

Turn on the system, and sure enough.

[The blue sea tide song has reached the highest load. 】

The system says so.

Gotta figure figure it out.

Obviously, it is already difficult to absorb many fans by relying on the level 2 Bihai Chaosheng song.

Then, only by upgrading the skill of level 2 to level 3 can you absorb more popularity.

Just looking at the skill proficiency level of level 2, it actually took 100,000, and Mo Bai knew that it was basically impossible to raise the Blue Sea Tide Shengqu to level 3 in a short period of time.

It's just that if you don't use skills, how can you absorb more fans?

Could it be that he also sings like other anchors on the platform?

Mo Bai likes to sing, but since he sings on the stage of The Voice, Mo Bai doesn't want to repeat himself.

Moreover, everyone sings, and you sing too, it's so uninnovative.

After thinking about it for a while, Mo Bai decided to turn himself into a joker and tell jokes.

Although he couldn't quickly accumulate popularity when he started telling jokes, he has already reached 100,000 people. Relying on the popularity of these 100,000 people as the basis, as long as his jokes are good enough, he can stand out from many anchors.

At this point, Mo Bai is more confident.

There are so many jokes in the previous life, as long as you take out some casually, I'm afraid you have to eulogize them to death.

However, after thinking about it, the joke can't be nonsense.

It's just a brainless joke, although it looks interesting, but it doesn't have much innovation.

Why don't you combine reading news with jokes?

Right.

That's it.

Mo Bai felt that this idea was good.

Just tell a joke in the form of a news commentary.

In this way, I read the news, gave a comment, and ended with a paragraph, which should be very interesting.

Moreover, news is also current affairs, which is closely related to us, very timely, and more interactive.

[In BL City, Xiguang Province, two primary school students picked up the bag, with the assistance of the police, quickly found the owner, the owner gratefully bought 1,000 yuan for each of the two primary school students as a thank you, the two primary school students were very excited after getting the exercise book. 】

Just do it, Mo Bai directly swiped a piece of news.

However, when the news was read, the audience said: "Master, this news is too pediatric, what is there to brush up." ”

"Sect Master, haven't you always liked to read about national news events, why are you brushing up some inconspicuous news now? ”

"Yes, yes, Master, there's nothing to see in this news. ”

Of course, Mo Bai knows everyone's opinions, but if this news is just like this, then there is really nothing to watch. Afterwards, Mo Bai asked, "Haven't you ever wondered why the two children were so excited after getting the workbook?"

"It's not praise, it's exciting. ”

"That's right, thank you for giving away 1,000 yuan workbook, I'm also excited. ”

Many fans replied.

It's just that Mo Bai smiled inscrutablely: "Alas, you guys are completely wrong. In my opinion, the reason why the two elementary school students were excited was not at all because they were excited by the compliment. I guess that when the two elementary school students got the 1,000 yuan exercise book from the owner, they didn't know how many times they scolded the owner. Where is this thanks, this is simply revenge. ”

Bite the hand that feeds one?

What's going on?

How can it be revenge?

It's a very friendly thing to get thanked for picking up something and giving it a gift.

At first, a lot of fans didn't understand, but just after a while, the whole channel was boiling again.

"Mom, sect leader, I have thrown myself to the ground for the five bodies that you have admired. ”

"No, all of them. ”

"That's really good, the loss of the owner is simply revenge, I have to hold back, I can't laugh. ”

"Hahaha, hahaha, I can't help it, please allow me to laugh for half an hour. ”

The schoolboy comment is simply a legendary god reply.

Elementary school students hate to do homework, 1000 yuan exercise book, mom, how many years do those two primary school students have to do?

Isn't this a grace and revenge?

When I think of this, even people who no longer have a sense of humor laugh out loud.

Everyone can tell jokes, but jokes told on specific occasions, at specific times, and in a specific atmosphere, it is extremely awesome. What's even more awesome is that everyone knows it. This kind of joke was not prepared by Mo Bai a long time ago, he made it improvised when he was watching the news. Moreover, everyone has never heard such a joke, and it is brand new and original at first glance. After all, it is a news commentary, how can you copy other people's jokes.

With such awesome skills, how can everyone not be convinced.

"Duoduo" rewarded 100 bamboo.

"Neurotic" rewarded a grilled fish.

"Listen to the news today" rewarded a lobster.

"Eternity" rewarded a Buddha jumping over the wall.

Bamboo, grilled fish, lobster, and Buddha jumping over the wall are the virtual currencies of Doumao.com.

100 bamboos is 1 yuan.

Grilled fish is 10 yuan each.

Lobster is 100 bucks.

Buddha jumping over the wall is 1,000 yuan.

Although Mo Bai is a rookie anchor, he does not receive as many tips as some star anchors, but Mo Bai does not care about this. What he was most concerned about was that Mo Bai saw that the popularity of 100,000 people that had been maintained before had increased to 110,000 after his news joke comments.

It's a great start.