[A-shares once again staged a plunge myth, a total of more than 2,000 stocks in the two cities fell to the limit, and PetroChina, which was listed in 08, fell to a new low again......]

It seems that the effect of brushing the news and telling jokes is good, and Mo Bai swept a piece of news again. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

This is a piece of news about the stock market.

Mo Bai just finished reading, and a group of users who bought stocks in the channel swiped the screen one after another.

"Grass, I lost 1,000 yuan today. ”

"A shares are so disgusting. ”

"The most pitiful thing is still me, PetroChina, which I bought for 48 yuan, has fallen to 5 yuan now, do you say I feel distressed?"

As the world's most bearish stock market, China A-shares, whenever his news appears, it is like the national football team, and countless people greet the whole family.

Seeing a group of friends who were miserable by the stock market, Mo Bai smiled and said: "It seems that everyone is so interested in stocks, well, it's boring to always read the news, let's talk about this stock." Actually, I want to tell you that I also speculate in stocks, and I also made 1 million in the stock market, and I am now a millionaire. ”

Mo Bai rarely interacted with netizens when he read the news before, but now Mo Bai communicates with everyone from time to time, and a group of fans have swiped out countless gifts.

"Great, it turns out that the sect leader also plays stocks. ”

"Roar, Master, come on, tell me about some of your pleasures with stocks. ”

"Yes, yes, teach us a little secret, how did you become a millionaire?"

A good joke is not only funny and funny, but also has to dig a big hole. Obviously, Mo Bai dug a big hole with just one or two sentences. When everyone was asked by Mo Bai how to become a millionaire, Mo Bai responded with a blank face: "Actually, there is no secret, I turned out to be a billionaire." ”

When Mo Bai told the real secret, the entire channel exploded completely.

"Oh my God, I vomited blood when I laughed. Billionaires have become millionaires, Master, your secret is amazing. ”

"The joke of the elementary school students just now didn't make me laugh and gasp.,This stock market joke is coming again.,I,I.,I'm going to laugh and cramp today.。。 ”

"6666, if I get drunk, I won't help anyone, so I'll help you. ”

"Master, you have a personality in this live broadcast, go on, you have created a big live broadcast trend. ”

[Now let's pay attention to a piece of news about online games, the international version of Tianchen OL exceeded 600,000 online at the same time, breaking the monopoly of Dasheng Dragon Soul, at present, Dasheng Group signed a contract with Korean games to introduce Cangtian OL ......]

After brushing up on the stock market news, Mo Bai brushed up a piece of news about the game.

This news is said to be news, but it is also closely related to Mo Bai.

"I believe that all the veteran drivers also play games, in fact, I also play. ”

After the news, it is naturally time for news jokes to comment.

Although this kind of news joke comment has just begun, Mo Bai is already very skilled.

"Wow, Sect Master, you have a wide range of hobbies, namely trading stocks and playing games. ”

"Yes, Master, what game are you playing, PK together Wow. ”

"Master, I strongly hope that you will blow up your ID. ”

The fun of live streaming is that there are so many people interacting with you.

Therefore, as long as there is a live broadcast, some netizens can not go out for a month.

Although Mo Bai did the live broadcast to attract popularity, this interactive live broadcast also made Mo Bai feel very interesting.

"Forget about reporting ID, I'm afraid that everyone will come to K me when the group of people comes, so how can I still play the game. Speaking of games, though, one thing comes to mind. Once I was playing Tianchen OL International Edition in an Internet café, and there was a sister paper watching a TV series next to me. When it was close to 9 p.m., this girl didn't want to watch the TV series anymore, and told me that there was only one person in her family, and she wanted me to go to her house with her for dinner and then pay her to play a game. Moreover, this sister also added that this game is the most fun game in the world, and it is also a game that countless players dream of and dream of......"

"Wow, I didn't expect the sect leader to have such a good affair, why didn't I often go to the Internet café and didn't meet it.

"It depends on the appearance. ”

"What kind of appearance, when I see that the sect leader is the real old driver, otherwise there are so many handsome guys in the Internet café, and other handsome guys don't care about this sister, so I will say to the sect leader. ”

"Don't make any noise, I want to hear about it. Master, let's describe the rest of the story. ”

"Damn, it's shameless upstairs, how can I share this kind of thing with everyone. But, seriously, Master, in fact, I also want to know when there will be a live broadcast. ”

"Passing by with the live broadcast. ”

The crowd commented from time to time.

It's just that at this time, Mo Bai said calmly: "Alas, you guys, where did you think of it." Hearing what this sister said, I was hehe, I decisively rejected her, Nima, is there a more fun game in this world than Tianchen OL International Edition?"

Is there a more fun game in this world than the international version of Tianchen OL?

This may seem like a calm answer, but it's incredibly informative.

"Poof......

"Eyes, my eyes. ”

"Blind my alloy dog's eyes, Sect Master, my whole family is obedient to you. ”

"I can't stand the birds, I can't stand the birds, sect leader, you compensate me for the keyboard, just now I sprayed all the food on the keyboard, you compensate, you compensate." ”

"I finally know now why so many people play Tianchen OL, it turns out that this game is more fun than sister paper. ”

"Master, you are my idol. ”

"Master, I'm going to give you a monkey. ”

"Raw wool, even if you are willing to give the sect leader a giant monkey, the sect leader doesn't have time to let you live, and you have to play games. ”

God's twisted comments set off another wave of rewards.

Of course, the most satisfying thing for Mo Bai is that under the stimulation of his various jokes, his channel has exceeded 120,000 online at the same time.

"Last news ......"

Seeing that it has been live for almost 2 hours, Mo Bai feels that it is almost there, so he prepares the last piece of news.

[A citizen of Jiangzhong City killed his neighbor with a knife because of his neighbor's scolding him......]

How do you comment on this piece of news?

Of course, this piece of news is a tragedy, but the one who scolds is blamed, or the one who kills is blamed.

In fact, both people are at fault, and the friend who kills is even more wrong.

It's just that Mo Bai didn't want such a comment.

Even if Mo Bai can comment on this news with a joke, after saying so many jokes, Mo Bai is ready to make a little more positive energy and more educational evaluation after this news.

Looking at the different evaluations of the two people in the channel, a "Treatise on Staying in the Marquis" from "Mr. Su Dongpo" in the previous life blurted out: "The so-called heroes of the ancient times must have an extraordinary festival." If there is a human affection that cannot be forgiven, the husband sees the humiliation, draws his sword and rises, and stands up to fight, which is not enough to be brave. There are great and brave men in the world, who come to them without being surprised, and who are not angry without cause, and who hold hostage greatly, and whose ambitions are far away, are ......."