"What's the matter? Look at the listless appearance of the couple, the couple was tossed by Guan Gu and the two of them enough on the weekend?

I've said it a long time ago, no one can withstand the destruction of those two great demon kings. ”

Inside the bar, Hu Yifei looked at the listless four people who came over and laughed.

I empathize, that's how I came over.

Although I have only experienced it once, I will never forget it in my life.

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he said to Hu Yifei in despair: "Don't say it!

My worldview, outlook on life, and values have all collapsed! Sister, you can kill me with one shot. ”

"Come on, you! Don't think about death until you have a succession, I can't let you die!"

When Hu Yifei heard this, he lay down on the sofa in the bar, and he didn't know whether he was serious or ridiculous.

At this time, Mr. Zeng came over in a particularly cheap way: "What's the matter? Zhang Wei, why is it like this?"

I remember you being confident that you had found a way to crack the Sekiya Couple's Weekend?

What's wrong? Failed? I knew that no one could defeat the Great Demon King of Guangu. ”

Zhang Wei said with some despair when he heard this: "I originally thought that the world's martial arts were only fast and unbreakable.

Now I know that King Kong is not bad is really powerful......

Guan Gu has broken through the highest level of martial arts, shameless and invincible in the world.

The most important thing is that he doesn't feel that he is shameless! ”

Lin Wanyu said with a cute face: "The only good thing is that we ate a good meal of noodles, both Chinese and Japanese."

But the topic that Sekiya and Yoyo were talking about was so strange that they couldn't understand it at all.

I had never heard of this topic before this evening. ”

Teacher Zeng consciously sat down against Hu Yifei: "What's wrong?"

Last time, Sekiya handed me a bottle of Yakult, and after drinking it, he had to talk to us about the benefits of milk for the intestines.

And to ask me how my gut feels now, can it be more strange than blatant advertising?"

Lu Zhanbo said with an extremely embarrassed expression: "This time Zhang Wei made shredded meat noodles, Guan Gu thought of the old sow from pork, and then talked about the postpartum care of the sow......

I've never seen a live sow in my life, all I've seen is meat on a plate, how do I know what postpartum care is?

The most important thing is that Yoyo is also very excited, as if he knows the process very well. ”

"I haven't seen ...... either"

Zou Yu also said with some embarrassment, as a native of Modu, she couldn't distinguish some crops, let alone sows.

Lin Wanyu said with a headache: "...... This is not the most terrifying, the horror is that Seigani invented a unique bridge that allows us to see all the famous bridges in the world.

Zhang Wei originally wanted to correct the rules, but he was forced to be taken over......

Moreover, Sekiya seems to really think...... The rules of bridge are the way he plays.

Zhang Wei said that the rules were made up by himself because he couldn't afford to lose. ”

Lu Zhanbo gritted his teeth and gritted his teeth as he held the drink in his hand: "Sooner or later, one day, I will invent a more complex game!"

It's so complicated that no one can play it, and torture Guan Gu to death. ”

Hu Yifei heard his brother's words and complained: "Come on, right?

Guan Gu is a cartoonist, and people are gone on the road of imagination, which is completely different from you who play science, do you have such a rich imagination as a family. ”

One of you is on the path of emotion, the other is on the path of reason, how can you, a computer person, make a game?

Game creativity relies on emotional imagination, okay?

"Wait for me! Sooner or later, I will be able to do it!

I've even figured out the name! Breaking the world -- fission of the earth! How about it? Magnificent momentum!"

Lu Zhanbo said as he waved his hand in the air, as if he seemed to be more imposing.

"The fission of the earth?" Zhang Wei showed a strange expression when he heard this familiar name.

After doing it for a long time, the strange ghost game on the TV series was inspired by Guan Gu by Lu Zhanbo here.

And it's also an upgrade to the PLUS version.

No wonder it's so sand sculpture......

A few people were chatting, and Lu Ziqiao came over while making a phone call and said, "Zhanbo, the flower shop said that the white roses are not enough, and it will take a few days to get them." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Ziqiao looked at the people present and found that he seemed to have missed something important.

"No, I didn't!"

When Lu Zhanbo heard the words, he immediately jumped up and covered Ziqiao's mouth, and said with some desire to cover up.

When Teacher Zeng heard this, he immediately smiled and said, "Roses?

Oh, Zhanbo, are you going to send flowers to Wanyu! And roses! Yes, you kid!"

And Hu Yifei clasped his hands together and said with words in his mouth: "If Jesus comes to God Allah, God blesses, our dog is finally enlightened."

Please continue to bless him, and don't just open his mind this time!

At least a little bit of brains before the succession, and it doesn't matter what happens after that. ”

Lu Zhanbo looked at all the eyes that looked at him, and directly denied the three consecutive words: "I'm not! I don't! Don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Wanyu asked a little strangely: "Zhanbo, you don't have to worry so much.

There haven't been any holidays lately, and my birthday hasn't arrived, so why are you sending me flowers?"

Lu Zhanbo listened to everyone's words and said conclusively: "I didn't send it, it was Ziqiao who said it was wrong! It was he who wanted to give it to others! It has nothing to do with me." ”

But unfortunately, although he said it very seriously, no one believed it at all.

It has nothing to do with you, why are you so excited?

"This ......"

Lu Ziqiao looked at the scene in front of him, rolled his eyes, sighed, and said helplessly: "Now that it's over, I'll tell you."

That's right, Zhanbo just wants to send things to Wanyu, and I'm helping him get things. ”

"Zi Qiao!"

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, his eyes were about to pop out, we are not completely dead, why did you give up treatment?

Are you going to put the whole plan out?

And Lu Ziqiao completely ignored Zhanbo next to him and continued: "When Zhanbo chatted with me, I told him that there was a little romance between couples, so as to promote the continuous warming of feelings.

Especially in daily life, you can't just give gifts on holidays, anniversaries, etc.

In fact, every day of the person who loves each other is an anniversary, and then Zhanbo listened to what I said and was ready to surprise Wanyu.

How about a three-Michelin-starred restaurant with 99 roses?

Zhang Wei also made an assist at this time, pretending that things were like this and said: "Yes!

Zhanbo, amazing, I really didn't expect to be secretly asked to do this kind of thing by us. ”

Lin Wanyu also nodded when she heard this and said, "Zhanbo, you don't have to spend so much money, it's too wasteful, don't do this next time."

By the way, when are we going to eat?"

"When are you going to eat?" Lu Zhanbo said after hearing this.

When Lin Wanyu heard this, she said as a matter of course: "Didn't Ziqiao say that you want to take me to a three-Michelin restaurant for dinner?"

When are we going? I'm going to be ready. ”

Before Lu Zhanbo could answer, Ziqiao replied directly: "Uh...... I went three days later, and everything was ready. ”

"Really, then I'm going to have to get my bags and stuff in advance, and I'm going to get dressed.

Zhanbo, next time you want to go to this kind of more upscale place, you tell me in advance, I want to dress more formally. ”

Lin Wanyu nodded when she heard this, indicating that she knew the time and would prepare in advance.

Teacher Zeng said beside him: "Which flower shop did you buy the flowers, and you didn't open any flower shop with such a little rose?"

Zhanbo, otherwise I'll help you find a flower shop? It must be cheap and good-looking. ”

And Hu Yifei said with some excitement next to him: "I don't have to leave the door for you that night, right?"

"No need, Fei Fei, I've just given the key downstairs. ”

When Lin Wanyu heard this, she smiled and took out a key from her pocket.

"Uh......" Hu Yifei looked at the innocent and kind Lin Wanyu in front of him, and really didn't know what to say.

I'm talking about a little ...... Bad topic.

"Well, I'll go to the bathroom. ”

Zhang Wei suddenly stood up at this time and said, and then gave the two people next to him a look.

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he also said, "I'm going to the toilet too."

I drank more than a dozen glasses of boiled water with Xiaohong in a Western restaurant just now, and I was about to die. ”

"Watching the two of them go to the toilet, I want to go too. ”

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he pretended to be anxious to urinate and followed along.

Zeng Xiaoxian, the only one who was alone, looked at the three boys who left and said, "Damn, do you have to form a group to go to the toilet?"

Sure enough, my bladder was better. ”

While speaking, Mr. Zeng also raised his eyebrows obscenely, highlighting his temperament more and more.

Hu Yifei looked at the obscene Zeng Xiaoxian and pretended to be disgusted and said, "Huh...... Hurry up and get out of here! Aren't you going to work at the radio station today?

Or did your boss finally find out in his conscience and have mercy on you?"

Teacher Zeng smiled when he heard this and said, "Hahahahaha, you don't know this, I just made a work adjustment yesterday."

My show went from one to three o'clock in the evening and changed to three to five o'clock in the evening!

So my body clock was delayed by two hours, and in another hour I was going to work. ”

When Hu Yifei heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes and said: "It seems that your program can't even afford to lose your radio station's late-night file, and it's going to be changed to a late-night file in the middle of the night."

From three o'clock to five o'clock in the evening, the boss of your radio station is afraid that he didn't deliberately split this time slot for you. ”

When Teacher Zeng heard this, he said happily, "How do you know?!"

When the time comes, our boss specially chose it for me! Let me use my talents and expand the time slot of the radio station!

There is no way, a person as good as me can only dare to be the first and shine for the radio. ”

Hu Yifei couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, "Then you continue to shine!"

Nuo Lan just arrived at your radio station, it's the prime time of seven o'clock in the evening, can't you learn from others?"

Zeng Xiaoxian heard the words and said stiffly: "Cut, I'm the senior, okay? If you want to learn, she and I will learn." ”

On the other side, at the door of the toilet, Zhang Wei and the three of them also spoke.

Lu Ziqiao wiped the cold sweat on his body and said: "Fortunately, I was clever just now, and I reacted on the spot, otherwise things would have been exposed!"

Zhang Wei was a little speechless when he heard this: "You are still embarrassed to say, it's not that you almost said it!"

Otherwise, there won't be so much going on, okay?"

You don't look at who's there, and you talk about everything outside.

"Didn't you call and didn't see it? Anyway, it's over, it doesn't matter. Lu Ziqiao said with some embarrassment when he heard this.

Lu Zhanbo looked as if the matter had passed, and the two of them said a little speechlessly: "Where does it matter?"

This is obviously stabbing a bigger Lou Zi, okay?"

"Is there one? Zhang Wei, what are you stabbing Lou Zi?"

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he immediately resorted to Lu Shichunqiu's Dafa of throwing the pot, and directly asked Zhang Wei.

"It's my business. ”

Lu Zhanbo grabbed Ziqiao's collar and shook it desperately with some excitement: "Ziqiao, don't you want to shirk your responsibility, three-star Michelin restaurant, where do you let me find it?"

And it's three days later, do you know that it's impossible, it's an impossible task. ”

Lu Ziqiao said indifferently when he heard this: "What's impossible, isn't it just a restaurant?"

Even if it's a little more expensive and famous, you just need a little more blood. ”

Zhang Wei seemed to realize the seriousness of the problem when he heard this: "Ziqiao, it's a shame that you pretend to be in high society, and you have been pretending to be in high society for so long, and you don't even know this thing."

Anyway, I only seem to know about one Tang Pavilion, and there seems to be a Western restaurant, but just the reservation is estimated to be a month or two later.

After three days, how is that possible?"

Ziqiao was a little embarrassed when he heard this, and said, "That...... Isn't it okay to have one star or two stars?"

Lu Zhanbo said with some distress: "Impossible, I obviously agreed to the other party, but I couldn't go at all! ”

"This is called desire to rise and suppress!

Think about it, the night after you three days later first disappointed Wanyu and didn't eat anything from the three-star restaurant.

Then I took her to the edge of the beach, and then she saw an unknown number of roses.

When she was in a daze, you quietly left and appeared again in a speedboat, just like the Monkey King in Journey to the West!"

Lu Zhanbo listened to this beautiful description and directly debunked Ziqiao: "You are simply making excuses for yourself!"

And at this time, Zhang Wei suddenly heard the voice of the system that had not been seen for a long time......