"Toilet Master's skill triggers...... (Toilet expert (d): Zhang Wei, who was born in the toilet at the resurrection point, has a 50% chance of meeting an acquaintance when he comes out of the toilet.) ）”

“…… Big brother, I remember that this skill is coming out of the toilet with a 50% chance of meeting an acquaintance.

What's the use of you triggering? There are two acquaintances next to me, and there is no difference between what you say and what you don't say. ”

Zhang Wei heard the sound of triggering skills coming from the system, and said a little speechlessly.

The skill of toilet master is the most useless, and it is also the skill that you trigger most often.

In addition to myself, I often meet other roommates who want to go to the toilet as soon as I get out of the toilet.

This skill has basically no other effect......

And as soon as I came out of the toilet, I met my roommate, which was super embarrassing, did you?

Yida and milk two skills can add buffs to themselves, and they are also the kind of mysterious lucky buffs.

It's the kind of person who can pick up money when you go out and wander around.

If it weren't for the restrictions of probability and shady, Zhang Wei would have gone directly to buy lottery tickets.

However, Zhang Wei still bought scratch tickets with his skills, and won 20,000 yuan for two yuan, which is really a million profits.

But it doesn't seem to have much effect......

With this, it is better to use it directly for your own work, negotiate a big business, and maybe earn a little more.

"What the hell should I do now? Do any of you know the chef or owner of that kind of restaurant?" Lu Zhanbo said with some despair, he was really desperate......

Obviously, he didn't do anything wrong, so he took a big pot on his back.

How can I find a three-star restaurant for Wanyu now, this is no longer difficult for a strong man, okay?

While a few people were talking, suddenly a little girl flashed past several people and ran into the women's toilet quickly.

The girl was followed by a middle-aged man, and at the moment when the girl was about to enter the women's toilet, the middle-aged man grabbed forward, but unfortunately failed.

The girl was still a step faster and ran straight into the toilet.

At noon, the man looked at the door sign in front of the toilet that marked women, gritted his teeth and shouted inside: "Peng Jiahe, let me tell you, don't expect to hide inside and there will be nothing!"

You're on Mars today, and I've got to get you home.

You still come out to me honestly, let's go home and say something, don't make trouble here, don't be ashamed of you?!"

The girl inside shouted directly outside when she heard the words: "I won't go back!"

Why should I go back, why do you lock me up at home every day?!

You're very happy outside, happy. Just left me alone at home with my grandma, and I'm going crazy, you know?!"

When the man heard this, he was a little angry and said, "I tell you, don't be embarrassed here!

You're so good that minors dare to come to a bar?! Do you know it's a crime?!

Is a place like a bar where minors are not allowed to enter, a place where a little girl like you should be?"

When the girl inside heard this, she shouted directly: "Where is the law?!" I'm in the lighthouse country, and I go to the bar every day! I don't see that the police have come to look for me!

Also, why do you care about me?! What qualifications do you have to control me? Isn't it that my guardianship is in your hands?!"

"Do you figure out where you are now? I'm telling you, it's illegal for you to go into a bar now.

Be careful that I will go directly to the police to arrest you, you kid, you can't save a snack?

Are you very unhappy, isn't it, the guardianship is in my hands, but no matter how unhappy you are, I am your guardian now, and I want to take care of you!

Let me tell you, after you turned 18, you asked me to take care of me and disappeared from your eyes.

But until you were 18 years old, I was your guardian!

I'm telling you, hurry up and get out, or I'll go in and arrest someone!

Now that you come out honestly, you can still make up for it. ”

As he spoke, the man looked around, and although he was wearing sunglasses, he could still feel the fierce light in his eyes.

He looked like he was looking for something in the vicinity that could be used as a weapon or something.

When the girl heard the menace at the door, she was not afraid, and continued to say inside: "Okay!

I'm telling you, there's someone else in this besides me.

If you dare to come in, you don't need me to shout, someone else will help me shout for the hooligans. I see what you're going to do then?!"

When the man heard this, he walked back and forth in the door for a few steps, and then shouted viciously inside: "Okay, you're skilled, aren't you?"

Okay, you wait for me, let's see who is the scoundrel, I'm sitting here, I don't believe you won't come out!

Peng Jiahe, if you have the ability, you can eat, drink, and sleep in it! Don't come out!"

When the girl heard this, she shouted from within: "If you don't come out, you won't come out!

"You bear kid!"

When the man heard this, he was angry, but when he really let him into the women's toilet, he really couldn't get in.

Although he is shameless, he is not shameless to this extent.

The man glanced at it and kept standing next to him, as if he was looking at the lively Zhang Wei and the three people, and said with some unhappiness: "What do you see?"

I haven't seen parents educate their children. ”

Although the man was wearing a pair of sunglasses, he could still feel the fierceness in his eyes.

At first glance, it looks like a big brother in society, and it's at the level of a big guy.

And Lu Ziqiao was quite dissatisfied when he heard this: "Brother, it's not like you to educate children, don't you just come to a bar?"

Don't make too much of a fuss. Now there are a few people who haven't been to a bar or an Internet café? Besides, it's still a regular business place, so there won't be anything. ”

"Ziqiao, you don't have to say a word. ”

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he dragged Lu Ziqiao with a little weakness.

Look at people's parents like this, they are the big brother of society, what do you talk about with others!

"If you want to take care of it, you ......"

The man was already a little unhappy, and he was even more unhappy when he heard this.

But as soon as he replied, his eyes fell on Zhang Wei's body, and then he didn't move away, and kept staring at Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei looked at the man in front of him who was still wearing big sunglasses on a big night, and felt a little familiar.

But I was also a little uncomfortable with his eyes, although I know that I am handsome, but there is no need to keep staring at me!

Damn, this guy can't be a gay, right?

The man in sunglasses looked like he wanted to speak and stopped, as if something was stuck in his mouth, and he just couldn't get out.

However, after the man struggled for a while, he finally said: "Zhang ...... Zhang Wei: Yes, I almost didn't remember your name!"

Ziqiao was a little surprised when he heard Zhang Wei's name shouted from the other side: "Damn, Zhang Wei, you shouldn't have met the enemy of usury, right?"

If nothing happens, I'll leave. ”

", do you think I'm you, and need to borrow money?"

When Zhang Wei heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, do I look like the kind of person who borrows usury?

Even you, an idiot, know to go for experiments, and not to borrow usury, I don't know?

And the man in sunglasses directly hugged Zhang Wei, and patted Zhang Wei's back with some excitement: "Brother, don't you remember me?"

I'm going to have been seven or eight years since we've seen each other. ”

Zhang Wei, who was hugged, couldn't help but complain in his heart, big brother, who are you?

I always feel like you're cheating.

The man in sunglasses looked at the inexplicable Zhang Wei, took off his sunglasses directly, and said to Zhang Wei: "Now you can always recognize it, right?"

My face is so recognizable, you can't forget it, right?"

Zhang Wei looked at the familiar face in front of him, and shook his head without saying anything.

I know your face, but I really don't know who you are?

Liu Huaqiang?

But the problem is that I don't sell watermelons, so don't look for me when the melons are ripe.

The man looked at Zhang Wei, who was about to speak and smiled: "You really don't remember me, or you can't remember the name, when I was in the club, those guys always liked to call me a bull terrier."

That's right, when I was a senior, you were just a freshman, and I graduated not long after you came in.

Then I went abroad after graduation, you don't remember, it's normal, Fang Mu, you always remember!

If I'm not mistaken, in the club, he is your top minister, and he is one year older than you.

I, I'm your vice president, Lu Yuan, do you remember?

Did you enter the club for the interview, or did I give you the interview, did you forget?"

"Oh, you say that, I remember. ”

When Zhang Wei heard the words, he suddenly realized.

But in fact, he didn't think of anything at all, Zhang Wei had long forgotten that there was such a person in the university, but when he heard this, he seemed to be a little impressed.

However, hearing this name combined with this look, Zhang Wei still knew who the other party was.

Lu Yuan, the protagonist in the TV series "Mr. Good", if you summarize it simply, this is Liu Huaqiang, who can cook.

And it's the kind that is particularly good at cooking, as if he is still the head chef of a three-Michelin-starred restaurant abroad?

By the way, if that's the case......

It's been so long, and I've finally used this skill a little.

Seeing this scene, Lu Ziqiao took the initiative to shake hands with Lu Yuan: "It turned out to be a classmate, big brother, which way are you mixed up."

In Gero Xiaobu, please take care of it in the future. ”

When Lu Yuan heard this, he seemed to be a little unhappy and replied: "What kind of road is on which road, do I look like a bad person?"

"Not really. ”

Lu Ziqiao pursed his lips and shook his head when he heard this, and then silently added in his heart, that is.

"I really haven't seen you for seven or eight years, Brother Yuan, what are you doing now?" Zhang Wei asked knowingly,

Lu Yuan hooked his shoulders and hugged Zhang Wei and asked, "Be a chef and cook Western food."

But I'm glad I met you here, by the way, do you know you here? Do you know the waiter here?"

Zhang Wei looked at the familiar Lu Yuan and said with some embarrassment: "It's okay, it's a regular customer, is there any problem?"

"That brother is doing me a favor and trying to get that little girl out of the toilet, adolescent rebellious.

The little girl was so disobedient that she left her grandmother alone at home and ran to the bar.

I finally found it, but I ran to the women's toilet to hide. ”

Lu Yuan was a little resentful when he said this, and he looked obviously unhappy.

In his opinion, today's incident is completely a little girl doing it at home during adolescence and running out to have fun.

When Zhang Wei heard this, he first comforted Lu Yuan: "Don't get excited.

No way, children, always playful, we were like this when we were children, be a little more tolerant. ”

"Brother, brother is here to tell you, no matter when, don't just use children as an excuse, doing wrong things is doing wrong things.

Children have to be in charge since they were young, and they can't get used to it, and everything is a little child, and they can't fly to the sky when they grow up. ”

"Anyway, don't get excited, I'll find someone to bring your daughter out, don't worry. ”

Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed when he heard it, he just said it casually, you are really educated.

After speaking, Zhang Wei turned his head directly to Hu Yifei, he was a man who couldn't enter the women's toilet.

But there is another Hu Yifei who looks like a woman and her real gender is the third gender, and she can enter the women's toilet.

Sure enough, Hu Yifei glanced at the photo given by Lu Yuan, and after entering, he directly carried out the little girl named Peng Jiahe inside, and she really carried it out.

"You let me go! Be careful, I'll call the police, I'll tell you! You're kidnapping!"

Peng Jiahe kept struggling, but it was obvious that in the hands of the Great Demon King of Yifei, an underage girl was too fragile.

Not to mention that there is no way to fight back, I can't even struggle, it's too miserable.

Lu Yuan looked at Peng Jiahe who was carried out, and patted her little face: "Sample, you are still fighting with me, aren't you playing scoundrel with me, why don't you play tricks."

I told you, the magic capital is my territory, and I can't control your little girl. ”

Peng Jiahe looked at the face in front of him and said angrily: "You dead drunkard! Bastard! Why do you care about me?!"

"I don't want to care about you, but by coincidence, I'm the guardian.

But don't worry, it's your 18th birthday in a few months, and I won't even look at you if you let me take care of it then.

Hold on for a few more months, and you'll be liberated by then. ”

Lu Yuan said with a smile on his face, but unfortunately he smiled, and his whole eyes disappeared.

"Dream on you, and let you take care of it!"

Peng Jiahe said angrily when he heard this, he was eighteen years old early and parted ways early.

I beg you to take care of it, if I let you take care of it after the age of 18, I will call you Dad!

At this time, Zhang Wei quietly pulled Lu Yuan aside and said, "Brother Yuan, I want to ask you for a favor for something." ”