"Excuse me, have you ever seen this girl?"

Inside the bar, Lu Zhanbo walked into the bar and looked around, as if he didn't find the person he was looking for.

After thinking about it for a while, he took the photo on his phone and asked the guest next to him.

The person next to him glanced at the photo and shook his head and said, "I haven't seen it." ”

"Well, buddy, did you see this guy at the bar?"

Lu Zhanbo nodded when he heard this, thanked him, and asked the person sitting at the bar next to him.

“……”

"Dude?"

Lu Zhanbo looked at the other party with a distracted look, and shouted again a little strangely.

"Huh?"

Lu Ziqiao was touched, and finally woke up from the state of fugue outside the world, and found that he didn't know when there was another person next to him.

"Dude, have you seen this person in the photo?" Lu Zhanbo directly asked the photo on his mobile phone.

Lu Ziqiao looked at it carefully with his eyes, and then he must have been able to say: "The phone is too close to see clearly." ”

"I'm sorry, can you see it clearly?" Lu Zhanbo put his phone back a little embarrassed when he heard this.

Lu Ziqiao nodded: "I see, a few of them were still drinking here just now, and they were with my little aunt."

I don't know where to go now, maybe I'm going to play somewhere else, right?"

He had just seen his little aunt drinking with a few other people, but he didn't care at all.

There is only one thing I care about now, and it is also the most important thing for me.

Lu Zhanbo said a little strangely when he heard this: "With your little aunt?Oh, do you know where they went?"

The person in the photo is my old lady, she asked me to come to the bar, but she is not here, and the phone still can't get through.

Although I am not worried about her safety, I am afraid that if someone accidentally provokes her, she will be overly defensive......"

"I don't know where they went, I'll call my little aunt and ask you, how many of them should be together, right?"

Lu Ziqiao sighed and took out the call he had dialed on his mobile phone.

At this time, Guan Gu and Zhang Wei had just moved the four drunkards into 3601, and Zhang Wei went to the kitchen to pour a glass of water for these guys to sober up.

Water is useful for decanting, and it can be used both internally and externally!

At this time, Guan Gu, who had just sat on the sofa and gasped, heard the mobile phone on Tang Youyou's body ringing next to him.

Sekiya thought about whether to answer the other party's call for a moment, isn't it a bit rude to do so?

If it's an acquaintance of the other party, if you don't answer the phone, it will definitely worry the other party.

And if it's an acquaintance, you can pick up the phone and ask the other party to pick up the person back, so you don't have to be so troublesome.

Thinking like this, Guan Gu carefully took out the mobile phone from Tang Youyou's body, for fear of taking advantage of the other party.

"Moses Moses?"

"Little aunt, why do you speak the Mandarin of the island?" Lu Ziqiao asked a little strangely when he heard the voice on the other side.

No, not only does he speak the island dialect, but he's also a man?!

Guan Gu introduced himself when he heard the words from the other side: "I am Guan Gu, Guan Gu is magical." ”

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he jumped up from his seat and said excitedly: "Wait a minute! I don't want to know who you are!

I know the rules! I know your name, and you're going to kill me! But this doesn't make sense!

Let me tell you, I didn't hear it clearly at all just now! I didn't even know that your name was Guan Gu Magic! You can't kill me, it doesn't make sense, I'll tell you!

Say, how much ransom do you want?! As long as you let my little aunt go!"

"That ......" Guan Gu was a little embarrassed when he heard this, when did I say that I was going to pay a ransom?

I'm not a kidnapper......

How do you think I'm a kidnapper?

"A million will not do!

Million?

Two and a half million, no more! My little aunt is worth this price at most!"

Guan Gu didn't know whether to be angry or laugh: "I'm not a kidnapper!"

Your little aunt is drunk, and we can't leave her alone at the bar, so we can only bring her back!

He is now in room 3601 of the Love Apartment, please hurry up and pick her up. ”

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he patted his chest and looked frightened and said, "In this way, you said it earlier, you scared me to death!"

“……”

I didn't say anything at all, okay?

At this time, Lu Zhanbo next to him asked: "Wait a minute, help me ask if my sister is over there."

It's the one who looks very rude, and although the breasts are big, there is no one that men want at first glance. ”

“…… Is your sister's name Hu Yifei?" Guan Gu asked a little embarrassed when he heard the voice on the phone opposite.

Although you are very accurate, weren't you afraid that your sister would wake up and kill you?

Lu Zhanbo leaned his head over, and when he heard Ziqiao's voice on the phone, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes, she is there for you, then I will rest assured." ”

Don't worry, why do you people have such big hearts? I'm obviously a stranger you don't know, okay?

What Guan Gu didn't know was that Lu Zhanbo was not worried about Hu Yifei's safety, but about the safety of people who met a drunk Hu Yifei.

Lu Ziqiao heard that there was no reply on the phone, and continued: "Then my little aunt will store it with you first, and I will claim it tomorrow!"

I have something to do tonight, please help me take care of it, and I will give you the highest cost of care according to the market. ”

Damn, who do you think of me?

My dream job is to be a cartoonist!

You want me to be a babysitter!

Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!

Lu Ziqiao didn't know what Guan Gu's mood was on the other side, and continued: "You wait and send me your account, and I'll give you 100,000 yuan." ”

Hearing this, Guan Gu said angrily: "It's no problem for you to let me take care of your little aunt! But don't insult me with money!"

Otherwise, I will commit suicide by seppuku in a minute! I am a dignified person! I can't be insulted by a few stinky money!"

I'm just a good person and take care of the other person, who says as if he is greedy for money!

Uncle can bear it! Aunt can't bear it!

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he slapped the table and stood up on the spot: "You have a personality! I like you who are not greedy for money!"

I admire you! How about you come and be my brother-in-law?!"

"Nani?"

Guan Gu was shocked when he heard this, what the hell? Is it his own auditory hallucination?

What were you talking about?

Why did the other party inexplicably let him be his brother-in-law?

I've seen people who recognize their sons everywhere, but I haven't seen anyone who recognizes my brother-in-law, have you really seen him for a long time?

"Okay, my little aunt will be handed over to you, I still have something to do, hang up first. ”

Without waiting for Guan Gu to speak, Lu Ziqiao hung up the phone directly, and Guan Gu on the opposite side looked at the hung up phone and was directly stunned.

What the hell, what's going on now?

Why didn't I understand anything?

"What's wrong?"

At this time, Zhang Wei came over with a few glasses of water, looked at Guan Gu, who was staring at the mobile phone in a daze, and asked a little strangely.

Guan Gu looked at the phone and was stunned for a while, and finally said: "There are too many slots, I really don't know how to say Chinese ...... to use."

"Huh?"

At the bar on the other side, Lu Zhanbo looked at the listless Lu Ziqiao and asked, "Don't we have to go over?"

After all, it seems a bit of a disturbance to let someone else take care of it?"

"I'm not in the mood right now......

For the first time in so many years, I liked a girl, and the result was ......

Alas, is it just God's punishment for someone as handsome as me?"

Lu Ziqiao sadly drank all the wine in his glass, I live so sadly!

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he immediately became happy: "I thought you had something big to do, and you made a girl for a long time?"

What's so difficult about such a simple thing? Tell me, I'll help you do it in minutes. ”

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhan Bo helplessly and said: "I originally thought so, I also went to the invincible love field, but this girl is different." ”

Lu Zhanbo said a little speechlessly: "What's the difference? I heard what you said just now, you are quite rich, so let's launch a local tyrant offensive."

Luxury car jewelry LV, bungalow lipstick happy water, this is the easiest way, 90% of girls have no way to stop it. ”

"As I said earlier, she is different from other girls, she doesn't like money, she has no interest in money!

I just put 10 million in front of her, and she rejected me without even thinking about it!

Lu Ziqiao seemed to be more and more sad the more he talked, and he felt as if he was about to cry, and he finally found true love.

"So powerful? Ten million in front of you are not moved?" Lu Zhanbo said a little strangely when he heard this, such a girl is indeed rare.

Think about it carefully, if there is 10 million cash in front of you, no, you can't even think of that kind of scene!

What is it? Is it poverty that limits my imagination?

It's really rare to see such a girl, and I've never seen it myself.

No, I haven't even seen 10 million, how can I ever see such a girl?

Lu Ziqiao said with some emotion: "Yes, in the end, he didn't even tell me a name."

Tell me that my Chen Meijia name will tell you casually, but I inexplicably think she is very handsome!"

Lu Zhanbo was stunned on the spot when he heard this: "Uh...... Didn't she tell you her name?"

"Huh?

Lu Ziqiao said a little strangely when he heard this, didn't he obviously refuse to tell me his name?

Then after three minutes of long thinking, Lu Ziqiao jumped up from his position excitedly, and he actually knew the other party's name!

“…… So you didn't notice it at all?!" Lu Zhanbo was shocked when he heard this, how could anyone be stupid like this?

Lu Ziqiao was a little embarrassed when he heard this, but he couldn't drop this kind of thing: "I'm sorry, I must have been too excited just now!"

Actually, I'm very good at picking up girls, and the girls I slept with in the lighthouse country are not the same day by day.

It's just that I just returned to China, and you know that if you change the environment, the level will be cleared and restarted, just like a yellow-skinned mouse. ”

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he said with some disbelief: "Is that so? Then you go and talk to the girl at the bar to take a look, experiment, and I'll see if there is any problem with you when you pick up girls."

By the way, don't use money!

As you said, money doesn't help you chase that girl, so don't use money when you're experimenting with other girls!"

"Such a simple thing, you look at it, I will immediately catch it. Lu Ziqiao said confidently when he heard this, and then walked over directly.

Lu Zhanbo looked at Lu Ziqiao, who walked over confidently, but he was a little unsure, could this guy really be a king?

Lu Ziqiao sat next to the girl very chicly, smiled and said, "The night is long, and I have no intention of sleeping."

Beauty, why don't we go to the hotel and talk about life! We can talk until dawn!"

The girl next to her smiled slightly when she heard this, and directly poured the wine in her wine glass on Lu Ziqiao's face, and then turned around and left.

No, I also dropped a sentence of neurosis.

Lu Zhanbo was shocked when he saw the scene just now: "...... Sure enough, I thought too much, how dare you talk to others like this?

Where do you have to go to the hotel with someone else when you come up?"

Lu Ziqiao wiped his face and asked a little strangely, "Is there any problem?"

Isn't it right to get straight to the point? What's the use of talking so much? I'm very useful in the Lighthouse Country!"

Lu Zhanbo said a little speechlessly: "It's a big problem! I kind of understand, if you just told the truth."

Then you are not a pickled girl in a foreign country at all, but a ticket Chang.

Forget it, you try again and go and strike up a conversation with that beautiful woman over there.

Remember, chat first, find a topic to talk about, and find a common language for both parties. ”

"How do you find a common language?"

Lu Zhanbo said a little speechlessly: "Find something that has been very popular on Weibo recently, talk about it, see how she performs, and then follow her."

If she opposes it, you will oppose it, and if she agrees with it, you will agree, so that there will be no common language. ”

Do you still need to ask such a simple thing?

In the next period of time, Lu Zhanbo taught all his life's work to Lu Ziqiao.

"Okay, isn't it easy to explain? Lu Ziqiao nodded confidently and walked over with a smile.

Three minutes later, the beautiful woman slapped the 200 yuan directly on the table and left quickly, as if she was hiding from some plague god.

Lu Zhanbo slapped Ziqiao helplessly: "Forget it, you're not suitable for pickling girls, give up! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Zhanbo left, and he handed over everything he should have paid, so he had no choice.

And Ziqiao looked at the 200 yuan on the table, feeling that his entire outlook on life had been subverted, and he had never let others pay for it!

Now there are people rushing to pay, just to break free themselves!

No way!

Lu Ziqiao took out his mobile phone and dialed a number: "Jason, you immediately help me date a girl now!"

Yes, I want to go on a blind date, you have to help me hide that I am a rich man!

I'm going to prove that I don't have any money!