387. Accidents keep coming
"Ahh ”
Early in the morning, Tang You got up from the bed slowly, stretched his waist and said in a standard Sichuan dialect.
But after yawning, Tang Youyou suddenly realized that something was wrong, and the furnishings here were obviously not his own home.
"Where am I, what happened last night?"
I remember to accompany the big customer to drink, and what happened later, I completely forgot about it.
However, my clothes are very complete, and there is no strange feeling, so there should be no problem.
Looking at this completely unfamiliar environment, Tang Youyou couldn't help but look around, he was in a completely unfamiliar room, what happened after he finished drinking?
Could it be that I was kidnapped?!
I've heard a long time ago that there are many people who want to kidnap the director because they are not satisfied with the ending! Could this kind of thing happen to them?!
Oh my God! I've made so many cop movies, do I have to experience it myself?
In the future, will it be possible to change a movie with real people and real things? I heard that many adaptations of real people and real stories will be big sellers, but I don't know if my own will be a big hit.
Tang Youyou secretly opened the door while thinking about it, to see if there was someone guarding outside, and what way he should break out.
As a result, as soon as I opened a crack in the door, I saw several people sitting on the table in the living room, eating like they hadn't eaten for three days.
"Director Yoyo, are you awake? Come here, the food made by Guan Gu is so delicious!"
When Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head, he happened to see Tang Youyou peeking through the crack in the door, and said inarticulate while frantically stuffing something into his mouth.
Tang Youyou glanced at the few people who had been drinking together last night and asked a little embarrassedly, "Hello, where is this?"
At this time, Zhang Wei put a plate of bread on the table and said, "This is my apartment."
You drank like mud last night, and we don't know where your house is, so Guan Gu and I can only move you here. ”
Tang Youyou said with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
It's so embarrassing that I drank too much! And I had to be carried back to someone else's house for help!
Hu Yifei said with a big heart: "It's okay, we're all drunk, it's all the same, there's nothing to be embarrassed about." ”
"Sister, you are embarrassed to say that you were drunk last night and troubled others to take care of you.
Why are you embarrassed to rub someone's breakfast this morning?" Lu Zhanbo couldn't help but say as he looked at Hu Yifei, who was gobbling it up.
You're too big-hearted, aren't you? Don't think of yourself as an outsider at all.
Hu Yifei looked at Lu Zhanbo, who had a bun in his hand, and couldn't help but say: "Zhanbo!
And you know, before you came back, I was staying in this room of the 360 in this apartment!
Speaking of which, I'm also half a master here, what's so embarrassing!"
The most important thing is that you eat quite vigorously, why are you embarrassed to say mine?!
Zhang Wei looked at the suddenly lively apartment, feeling as if he was familiar: "Okay, you guys can go back early after eating!"
After a night of fuss last night, it's time for you to go back to rest. ”
At this time, Guan Gu suddenly said: "Zhang Wei, I'm going to live here, my house over there is just about to expire, and I don't plan to be an extra."
It just so happens that you have a vacant house here, so I don't have to look for a house anymore, I can just live here. ”
When Qin Yumo heard this, he immediately said, "I just said it! You should be a chef! You are a completely super-high-level chef!"
I can invest in opening a store for you! To be honest, if you don't open a store in Huaguo, it will be our loss!"
Guan Gu was a little embarrassed when he heard this, and said, "Well, I didn't plan to be a restaurant, but thank you for your kindness, thank you for agreeing with my cooking skills." ”
"And what are you going to do?"
Zeng Xiaoxian asked a little strangely, not only to give up his own job, but also unwilling to do what he is best at.
At this time, Sekiya began to explain his reasons: "Actually, when I first came to Huaguo, I wanted to become a cartoonist, but I didn't succeed for various reasons.
Later, there were some conflicts with my family, and I didn't want to go back, but I couldn't help it, people always had to live, so I went to find a job casually.
But when I chatted with Zhang Wei last night, I found that I should still work hard for my dream!
Even if I fail in the end, I will go home and inherit the Sekiya cuisine, and I will not regret the hard work I have tried!"
Lu Zhanbo patted Guan Gu and said with certainty: "Yes, dreams are the most important thing! I support you! Young people should be brave enough to pursue their dreams!"
Hu Yifei said helplessly: "Zhanbo, are you embarrassed to say this?
That's it, don't talk about children now, you don't even have a fart! Our family is still counting on you to carry on the lineage!"
Zeng Xiaoxian took out the remote control and turned on the TV at this time: "Okay, let's take a look at the morning news!"
I remember my agent saying that the news would report on our TV series, maybe I would show my face! ”
As soon as I turned on the TV, the news began to report.
"According to yesterday evening's news, Mr. Fu Dong, a Chinese businessman who was in the lighthouse country to discuss cooperation matters.
He was detained by the police on suspicion of an improper relationship, and the details are still under further investigation, and we will continue to pay attention to it. ”
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the news reported on TV and said: "I just said, none of these capitalists have a good thing, I remember that this guy has a wife."
Now I'm out hunting for wild food again, I don't think this matter is true, eighty percent of the money is not negotiated, and the woman called the police, don't you say?"
“…… What's wrong? Why don't you speak?"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the living room that suddenly became silent, and asked a little strangely, it seemed that there was no problem with what he said.
Qin Yumo suddenly stood up and shouted at this time, and then ran out directly.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, you idiot!" Hu Yifei scolded Zeng Xiaoxian a little speechlessly, and then immediately followed, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian with a confused face.
“???”
When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, his face was full of black question marks, did I do anything again?
"That...... Yumo seems to be the wife of the person just reported. Tang Youyou said with some embarrassment, this is too coincidental, right?
And with such a beautiful wife, she is still outside?
Is it really better for a wife to be a concubine, a concubine than a concubine, and a concubine to steal rather than to steal?
"Me?" Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, and even his English popped out, and the whole person was shocked.
Can things be so coincidental? I opened a news casually, and it turned out to be the news of the other party's husband's cheating?
“…… I'm afraid this matter is going to blow up, and I don't know, what should this girlfriend of the old lady do?" Lu Zhanbo said leisurely while eating breakfast.
Guan Gu didn't think about it when he heard this, and said directly: "It must be a divorce!"
There is a first time and a second time for betrayal, and if you don't divorce, will you keep it for the New Year?"
Lu Zhanbo shook his head next to him and said: "This is not good, after all, that person is so rich, ordinary people can't give up their luxurious life."
This kind of thing can be endured and passed, and if you want to live a life, you must always have a little green on your head. ”
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but shake his head next to him and said: "It's almost the laughing stock of the people of the whole country, and the face is gone, what kind of life are you going to live?"
"That is, in the current information society, everything cannot be transmitted quickly, especially bad things.
By the way, what time is it?" Tang Youyou seemed to think of something terrible at this time, and the expression on his whole face froze.
Teacher Zeng glanced at his watch and said, "At 11 o'clock in the morning, by the way, are we eating breakfast or lunch?"
Zhang Wei said very heartily: "What's the matter, just have something to eat, what do you do with so much."
Later, Guan Gu came, and I felt that my three meals a day in the future would be settled. ”
"It's over! The crew started work at half past eleven, and I'm going to be late!" Tang Youyou immediately jumped up from his seat at this time and said excitedly.
Guan Gu was surprised when he heard this: "Aren't you a director? How can you start work if you don't have a crew? Hurry up!"
When Tang Youyou heard this, he said a little crazy: "It's not a problem! The important thing is that the leading actor Brother Dino has brought money into the group, and he is already very satisfied with me as a director."
often called me to read the script at night, and I was also dutiful, and told him until the next day, analyzing the personalities and experiences of various characters for him, but he was just not satisfied!
If I'm late this time, he'll find an excuse to kick me out of the crew!
It's over, it's over, it's over!"
“……”
Hearing Tang Youyou's words, the expressions of several people were stunned.
Did Tang Youyou not think of it, or did a few of us think crookedly?
"No, I'm going to hurry up!
By the way, Zhang Wei, I feel that your house here is good! You tell the landlord to leave me one, and I will move in a few days!"
After Tang Youyou finished speaking, he couldn't run out of the door as if he was running away, he didn't even change his shoes, and ran away in slippers.
Zeng Xiaoxian asked a little strangely when he heard this: "...... Isn't the director the biggest? Why does an actor scare her like that?"
Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed when he heard this, and said, "God knows...... Maybe it's the richest. ”
Lu Zhanbo clapped his hands, looked at his shiny plate and said, "Okay, I'm done, thank you for your hospitality, see you next time." ”
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Zhanbo, who was about to leave, and suddenly asked, "Zhanbo, where are you going?" By the way, where does your sister live now? I haven't seen her for several years. ”
"Teacher Zeng, don't you want to soak my sister!" Lu Zhanbo raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and asked Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile.
When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he immediately slapped the table and resolutely denied it: "How is it possible? What are you kidding?
"What's so embarrassing about this, can't I see you like this?
You must know that I am the invincible little prince of the flowers, and I can catch this kind of thing.
Otherwise, I'll teach you how to soak my sister, I guarantee that you will be my brother-in-law soon!" Lu Zhanbo said to Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile when he heard this.
Zhang Wei looked at the familiar and unfamiliar person in front of him, and really didn't know what to say.
Lu Zhanbo, a genius who should have social phobia, has now become a love saint?
You took Lu Ziqiao's script!
"Hello, may I ask, is this Love Apartment 3601?"
When Lu Zhanbo heard this voice, he immediately turned his head to look over, and when he saw the girl outside the door, his eyes suddenly widened, his pupils contracted, and he was stunned.
"This is Love Apartment 3601, are you looking for someone?" Guan Gu nodded and asked a little strangely.
And Zhang Wei looked at the people outside the door and was stunned again, isn't this Lin Wanyu?
Lin Wanyu walked in directly with a big suitcase and said to a few people with a smile: "Hello, my name is Lin Wanyu, from today onwards, I will live in 3602 next door!
Lu Zhanbo stood up instantly at this time, but he seemed to be very shy: "Hi, hello, I'm ...... My name is...... My name is Lu Zhanbo. ”
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the shy Lu Zhanbo and was a little shocked: "...... Didn't you just say that he was a love saint? How did he become like this?"
The cowhide blew so loudly just now, why did you wilt when you met a girl yourself?
Guan Gu leaned into Zeng Xiaoxian's ear and said, "This may be a strategy!"
Some girls like that kind of introverted boy because they're more reliable!
"Makes sense!" Zeng Xiaoxian nodded affirmatively, Guan Gu's analysis was very correct!
"Okay, I'll go first. Lin Wanyu smiled and nodded and said a word, and then left.
"Teacher Zeng! I ...... I saw that the girl didn't know what to say well!
I ......"
As soon as Lin Wanyu left, Lu Zhanbo suddenly grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian and shook wildly, as if several people were abnormal.
Teacher Zeng looked at the crazy Lu Zhanbo and said with some embarrassment: "That, you seem to be a little shy." ”
It feels like you were shy just now, not pretending.
Lu Zhanbo said incoherently: "It's over! Teacher Zeng! How should I chase her?"
Ask her to see a Transformer? Or what? What's going on? I forgot everything?
I've completely forgotten how to girls? I feel like I'm completely afraid to talk to girls now! I feel like my social phobia is back. ”