Chapter 1240: Watch me hunt on Mars
(I saw someone say, Uncle Ha, can you update the stability point...... Actually, Uncle Ha has two bear children living in his heart, one is called the diligent party and the other is called the lazy party...... )
"Well, there is!" It is said that when a person's stomach becomes hungry, the speed of thinking will increase, so that humans can find food faster. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Therefore, even this kind of stupid and cute drama spirit and showy Yuan Zewen have a much faster brain at this time.
"As I remember, Dabai had a storage box. Yuan Zewen said, "This bear child especially likes to hide snacks privately, maybe there will be food in his storage box." ”
Everyone: "......"
Not to mention that now everyone has nothing to say, even if they want to say anything, they can't say anything.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Brother Wen's live broadcast of Mars landing, we have been on this barren planet for several hours......" Yuan Zewen was caught off guard and started the live broadcast: "Now, Brother Wen is hungry, let's start hunting on Mars!"
Everyone: "......"
Don't try to cover up the fact that you are mentally retarded with this live broadcast tone!
Dabai is so cute, you can't bully people!
"The problem now is, first find out where Da Bai is!" Yuan Zewen said: "Please help me find Da Bai's traces!"
Everyone doesn't want to pay attention to him, let him die, let him starve to death on Mars, it may be a good thing!
"Actually, if you think about it, it's not that serious. Someone rationally analyzed: "Don't be deceived by Brother Wen's cuteness." ”
"Although Mr. Nan is very lazy, but don't forget what kind of organization the Lazy God Department is, Mr. Nan is a very rigorous scientist in his bones!"
"Since Brother Wen had prepared three days of liquid food, it means that after three days at most, there will be food supplements. No...... According to the rigor of the lazy god system, how could such a large spaceship have no food, but it was not taken out for the time being, this was just a punishment for Brother Wen. ”
This very constructive idea enlivened everyone's thinking.
"Or, within three days, the Lazy God Department will launch more spacecraft to Mars?"
"It may also be that within three days, a spacecraft will come to Mars to pick up Brother Wen. ”
"Really~ The Martian!"
"How long did it take to be on the Martian? Add it up to a year or two. If the next spacecraft of the Lazy God Department is still launched at this speed, I am afraid that it will not take three days to go back and forth from Mars. ”
"I suddenly remembered that when I was in college, I took a train from the southwest to the northeast of my country for three days and three nights...... The development of human beings is so fast, I really wish to be born 20 years later. ”
Everyone immediately sighed.
Yuan Zewen was quite unhappy, and said, "Hey, are you watching the live broadcast, okay? ”
Fortunately, there are still people who are very sympathetic to Yuan Zewen, and suddenly a girl shouted: "I found Dabai! ”
Everyone hurriedly switched their perspective to the boiling artificial lake located at the pole of Mars, and then saw Da Bai's figure.
I don't know when it flew over.
After a closer look, everyone immediately burst into laughter and sprouted.
Da Bai was actually bathing Erbai.
Erbai's whole body was soaked in water, Da Bai was suspended on the side, constantly picking up a little water with his little paws, sprinkling it on Erbai's body, and then rubbing his little paws around on him, it really looked like he was bathing Erbai.
"What a good brother, I always feel much more reliable than some people. ”
"I'm curious about where Dabai, the skill of helping people take a bath, where did he learn it, is Mr. Nan so lazy that he doesn't even take a bath himself?"
"Mr. Nan is taking a bath, I really want to see ......"
The topic is a bit crooked.
Next to Da Bai, there is a box floating on the water, which contains some bottles and cans of things, most of the perfume used, trial shower gel, etc., I don't know where Da Bai collected it, in addition, there are ......
"Chocolate!" Yuan Zewen saw the prey.
Two large bags of chocolates lie quietly among the clutter!
Sure enough, there was prey!
Yuan Zewen flew all the way to the direction of the artificial lake.
"Run!"
"There's a bad uncle coming to steal your things!"
"Wait...... The color of the lake seems to be a little wrong?" At this moment, everyone suddenly noticed that the color of the lake seemed to be a little green?
Is it because of the shower gel?
No......
In the midst of the steaming mist, everyone also saw that not far from Da Bai's side, there was a huge cylinder with a diameter of about two meters, and the lid of the cylinder was opened, and most of the liquid in it had been dumped into the water.
"What is this?"
"Contaminants!"
"Nuclear waste!"
"Look at that color, it looks like you can evolve into a superman by jumping in!"
"Brother Wen, jump in!"
Everyone likes to watch Yuan Zewen die.
At this moment, the data emperor who had estimated the ascent time of the space elevator appeared again: "If I'm not mistaken, this color ...... Is it some kind of seaweed?"
As soon as the words "seaweed?" came out, everyone was a little confused.
"Seaweed was one of the first organisms to appear on the earth, and it was because of the presence of seaweed that it became the habitable environment it is now. I guess this is some kind of genetically modified seaweed? Or a lot of seaweed?"
"Like!" A glittering user with the title of lazy god gave this data emperor a thumbs up.
"Hey, this lazy god, didn't you go to sleep?"
"I was going to sleep, but I was woken up by Brother Wen's pretense. "This is indeed seaweed, strictly speaking, there are about 30,000 different algae mixed here, and most of them have been genetically modified, because even we don't know for sure which seaweed will eventually adapt to the Martian environment, or...... I'm also curious, so let's wait for half an hour and then look at the colors in the lake...... If the cultivation is successful, the colors will be very beautiful. ”
As he spoke, the lazy god suddenly noticed that there was silence all around.
"I'm suddenly thinking about a question right now. The Data Emperor sighed just now, "When Orion in the United States, the Messiah in Russia, and our Luminous 1 arrive on Mars, what will they see...... Mars?"
"Probably they'll be surprised......" The lazy party god's tone was calm, but everyone could see a deep pride in that understatement.
"Sure enough, I still really want to join the Lazy God Department, everyone continue to watch, I'll study hard and strive to get into the Lazy God Department next time I interview!"
"The student party went to brush up on the questions, and when I came back, I personally told me if Brother Wen had grabbed the piece of chocolate. ”
"I took a leave of absence before, and I decided to go back and work overtime now. ”
"I'm going to try to get the pesticide to the king!"
"I'm also going to work hard! I can't waste time on live broadcasts in life! Especially this kind of live broadcast that teases the guy to grab the little robot chocolate!"
On the live broadcast screen, Yuan Zewen finally flew to the side of the artificial lake, and then a tiger pounced directly on Dabai's storage box.
Da Bai reacted quickly, picked up the storage box with one turn, hung it on his chest, and then turned around and ran.
Two guys with super flying ability are chasing on Mars, and the picture is actually very shocking.
But everyone looked at the two of them with the eyes of a dead fish that shimmered strangely.
"I really don't want to pay attention to this teasing...... I'm going to do my winter vacation homework, bye-bye!"