Chapter 1239: Brother Wen hurry up and plant potatoes

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Or, the worship and imagination of its own power.

Therefore, when Yuan Zewen came to Mars from outer space wearing three generations of bone adventurers, as if he was completely unaffected by gravity and not bound by the laws of this world, the shock brought was unimaginable.

What's more, Yuan Zewen is a particularly showy actor.

He is especially good at adding drama to himself.

So, he gave his landing a sharp quick cut.

This is not the first time that the three generations of bones of the lazy god system have appeared in front of the world, and it is not the first time that they have been broadcast live in front of everyone, but ......

How do you describe the picture in front of everyone?

Three huge parasols reflect the sunlight in the sky, constantly flashing with a silvery glow that is hard to ignore even in the daytime.

The huge silver ball in the sky is still rising, the dubbing is like a Martian movement, the barren Martian land is constantly advancing in front of the camera, and the huge and incomparable steel giant worm on the ground is constantly drilling in and out of the earth.

The massive Martian rock was shattered like tofu and sucked into its maw.

Beside it, countless small robots gathered like a swarm of bees and lined up in an array.

Barbarism and order, violence and restraint, indescribable contrasts, indescribable beauty.

In the barrage, it was unexpectedly deserted for a while, and everyone had no time to speak, staring at this shocking picture.

"I think all the special effects teams can die at this moment. Someone sighed, "How do I go to see special effects movies again...... What's even more perverted is that this is not a special effect. ”

"It's very simple, let the lazy god department shoot!" After a while, someone took this stubble.

"Of course, at the beginning of life on Earth, there must have been such a person. ”

Yuan Zewen was very satisfied with the effect he had created, he dragged it with his right hand, and he didn't know where to pull out a cloak to put on himself, and then the dark green camouflage painted "Adventurer Three Generations Bone" on his body actually began to change color.

As if they had been immersed in water, the dark green color of the three generations of bones faded, turning gray, and then turning snow white all over.

"These three generations of bones will even change color?" Many people who watched Yuan Zewen's live broadcast for the first time were shocked for a while, "Isn't it camouflage?"

"How strange, this is called optical camouflage, haven't you ever seen a chameleon?" Old fans are used to this, "I still remember when Brother Wen was lying on a red stone and pretending to be a rock." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, and that time disguised as a withered branch, if I didn't move, I didn't notice it at all, and I thought that Brother Wen temporarily cut off the live broadcast and went to pee 23333......"

"Upstairs you're all wrong, this is not called optical camouflage, this is called optical pretense, camouflage is to integrate yourself into the environment, it is different in nature. ”

In the pitch-black universe, on the rusty red earth, the white three generations of bones, and the scarlet cloak with gold edges, this drama spirit also shook his shoulders, making the cloak automatic in the universe without wind, which was simply sassy.

A colorful barrage appeared, Travis: "Lao Wen, you come to me next time, it's a pity that your cloak and the three generations of bones that will change color don't have a few logos printed on them, I'll tailor a few ads for you." ”

Everyone suddenly began to fantasize about the adventurer with the logo, and the picture was extremely embarrassing for a while, so they quickly shook their heads and shook this picture out of their heads.

In the barrage, a lot of people suddenly appeared: "Sony company is interested in cooperating with Mr. Yuan! Only Mr. Yuan needs to type a PS4 cursor!"

"Microsoft Xbox begs for a shot!"

"Wahaha Pure Water wants to exclusively provide drinking water for Mr. Yuan's live broadcast!"

"Does Mr. Yuan's three generations of bones need adult diapers?"

Where there is Travis, the style of painting is suddenly different and extraordinarily strange. Yuan Zewen's fans are helpless, this Travis doesn't go back to bring disaster to his own bear child technology, why should he come to get involved with our pure and lovely Brother Wen!

What should I do if I take Brother Wen badly!

But what kind of person is Yuan Zewen, he is a little fresh person who pursues romance and excitement, and regards money as dung, he waved his hand disdainfully, and continued to pose in a cool posture.

The descent was so fast that if it weren't for the parasol tracking, the others would only be able to see a streamer.

Soon, Yuan Zewen entered the thin atmosphere of Mars.

The atmosphere of Mars is very thin, because there is no protection from the magnetic field, and most of it is blown away by the violent solar wind for a long time.

When "The Martian" was released, some people said that the whole "The Martian" was very rigorous, including planting potatoes on Mars, which was theoretically feasible, and the only thing that made people criticized was the wind on Mars.

There are strong winds on Mars, and tornadoes are often occurring.

But because the density of Martian air is very low, even a tornado can only blow hair and bring up a bit of dust, and it is impossible to destroy the greenhouse at all.

Fortunately, these winds can still blow Yuan Zewen's cloak, so that he doesn't have to shake his shoulders.

Soon, Yuan Zewen came to the top of the Iron Giant Worm, and the Iron Giant Worm raised its head and seemed to "look" at Yuan Zewen suspiciously, very curious about Yuan Zewen's arrival.

Yuan Zewen stretched out his hand, as if he was caressing the big insect from afar, and the steel giant insect actually waged its tail, and its mouth opened and closed, as if it was laughing.

"This big guy suddenly feels so cute. ”

"It couldn't be more cute. ”

At this moment, everyone suddenly heard a gurgling sound.

"What sound?"

"Why is this sound so familiar?"

"Uh...... Hungry. Yuan Zewen said helplessly.

Hungry?

yes, it's been a long time since I've been live, and my stomach should be hungry.

"Brother Wen, hurry up and go hunting!" everyone immediately came up with an idea, if Yuan Zewen was hungry before, he immediately went hunting.

"Upstairs you wait, you tell me what to hunt on Mars!"

"This bug looks pretty tasty......"

The Iron Worm seemed to know something, turned around, flicked its tail, and burrowed its whole way into the ground, leaving only a large hole in the surface.

"Brother Wen, your prey has run away, chase after it!"

"Don't make a fuss upstairs, I found a serious problem...... Brother Wen, did you bring any food?"

"Well, every time I go out to broadcast live, I hunt food by myself. Yuan Zewen was dazed, "By the way, I'm pretending to be a failure, right?"

"But Brother Wen, you're on Mars, you tell me, what kind of prey does Mars have?"

"I just can't fail anymore...... Brother Wen, you pretend to kill yourself this time!"

"Brother Wen, you can bring at least a piece of potato, at least you can grow some potatoes......"

"Brother Wen didn't even bring food, you asked him to bring potatoes?"

"Don't forget, Brother Wen can't touch the ground, even if he brings potatoes, he can't farm!"

"Wait, Brother Wen, haven't you eaten for the previous 22 hours?"

"No, I've got about three days' worth of liquid food in the three generations of bones. Yuan Zewen said.

"That's going to last at least two days, no, maybe four days if you save a little. ”

"But the road is too boring, this liquid food is sweet and delicious, I drank it all when I was bored on the road. Yuan Zewen said.

"Brother Wen, have you really been a soldier, how did you survive the recruit training......" Everyone was speechless.

Can it be more reliable?

"So at times like this...... You can only grow potatoes, but you first have to have a potato. ”