Chapter 276: Wang Baluo, Me Too (First Update)
"In Yanjing, I used to set up a stall at work, and I fried stinky dried tofu at the entrance of the subway. What to do, what to eat, what to eat, all lost. But I have a belief that even if I lose ninety-nine times, I will persevere, work hard, and struggle. Qin Luo said with passion and enthusiasm.
After a pause, he added, "I've got to make it up!"
"Hahaha. ”
"The turn was so sharp that I almost got thrown out. ”
"You still have to make it up, this is obsessive-compulsive disorder, it's a disease, it has to be cured. ”
"Don't be afraid of failure!" Qin Luo said with a firm face, but then his face plummeted, his tone was low, and he looked tired, "I'm afraid of hunger." ”
"If you're afraid of being hungry, let's have a Snickers. ”
"Hungry, endure and pass. ”
"Yes, patience is over, and people are over. ”
"I really can't stand being hungry, I'm hungry. Qin Luo looked sad, "What did you say about starving me, I was hungry and vomited." ”
"Poof!"
"This is too, can you still make people hungry and vomit? ”
"Hey, maybe I'm so hungry that I'm spitting sour water. ”
"There's a blood donation in front of the subway, and I think it's going to save me. Qin Luo continued, "He gave bread for blood donation, if it wasn't for milk, or for bananas." I was so hungry that I couldn't stand it, so I went to fill my stomach. ”
"I asked him, what are you donating blood?"
"Draw 200cc and get a nail clippers. ”
"I went on to ask him, what about pumping 400cc?"
"Send a tape recorder. ”
"I said, what if I smoke 10,000cc?"
"Send a coffin!"
"Hahahaha. ”
The audience laughed when they heard the final answer, but they didn't send a coffin, smoke 10000cc, is there still a life?
Is this here to draw blood, is it here to draw it!!
"The road of unpaid blood donation doesn't work, so I have to find a way, I have to find a job, otherwise I won't starve to death." Qin Luo continued, "I am very able to endure hardships and can do anything. I still have great potential, if you give me a hundred catties of cement, I may not be able to carry it, if you give me a hundred catties of RMB, I can carry it in a straight line, do you believe it?"
"Don't believe it!"
The audience laughed.
"If you don't believe me, give me 100 catties of RMB, and I'll show you on the spot. "Qin Luo is more sincere.
"Babble~~"
Everyone booed him.
With that good thing, can I get your turn? I can also carry a hundred pounds of RMB to run!
"After that, I did everything. First, I sold cold drinks in the market, but I didn't make money selling cold drinks, so I sold pesticides in the farmers' market. But selling pesticides is beaten. Qin Luo said.
"Why?"
"How can you get beaten up for selling pesticides?"
The audience was very curious and puzzled.
I only heard Qin Luo explain, "Why did I get beaten, because I was an occupational disease, I sold pesticides to others, and I turned around and asked people, hey, does my eldest brother want a straw?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Nima, you deserve to be beaten. ”
"Well beaten, you will also be beaten on me. ”
"It's okay to beat me, change careers. Qin Luo continued, "Who cares about me when I sell sugar gourds! I sold sugar gourds, but I was beaten again. ”
"Why did you get beaten this time?"
"How can you be beaten up for selling sugar gourds?"
The curiosity of the audience was aroused again.
I only heard Qin Luo say: "A haircuter beat me up." I said, big brother, why did you beat me? We are not peers, and we are not enemies, why do you want to beat me?"
"What did you listen to the eldest brother say: Why did you beat you, I was burning someone's head in the house, so you squatted outside and shouted, sugar gourd (hot) sugar gourd (hot) sugar gourd (hot). ”
"Poof!"
"Bang bang bang!"
The audience at the scene all laughed, and many people applauded vigorously, their hands were red, and they still couldn't help but applaud, which was a kind of feedback to Qin Luo.
"Really, I'm so glad I got the tickets last night. ”
"Yes, who said that Qin Luo's talk show was not good-looking? It's just a lie, this guy made me laugh, my stomach hurts. ”
"Hehe, I came to see the first recording site today, it's really worth it. ”
He Huan, Xu Yun, Director Zhang, Director Qi and others in the first row also listened to the audience's discussions, and the smiles on their faces couldn't be suppressed.
Continue to stand Qin Luo's performance in the stands.
"Hehe, blame me for the scalding!" Qin Luo continued, "Then don't sell sugar gourds, can I sell eggs? Who sells eggs has what I can do? I think who will beat me this time." ”
"It's true that selling eggs is not beaten, but it doesn't make any money at all, and it's a little bit back. Qin Luo said while acting, "I'm selling eggs here, and there is an uncle next to me who pushes a cart to sell coal." ”
"I'm shouting: Eggs. The uncle shouted over there: Sell the coal (it's gone). ”
"Eggs, coal. Eggs, they're gone. ”
"I've been selling eggs for more than three months, and I haven't sold a single egg. Qin Luo looked like he wanted to cry and couldn't cry.
"Hahahaha,"
"You're a bit of a back. ”
"You can beat up the coal seller. ”
After a pause, Qin Luo continued, "There is a big brother on the other side of the market who sells Wang Ba to make money, so I think about it again. Okay, if you do it, I'll do it, and I'll definitely make money this time. ”
"Get a small basket, a few kings, and I'll sell them too. But I didn't have any experience at first, so I'm too embarrassed to shout. Qin Luo said, "So while the eldest brother is shouting there, I'm here to slip around." ”
The eldest brother shouted there: "Wang Ba Lao." ”
"I'm shouting over here: Me too. ”
"Wang Baluo. Especially Qin Luo shouted, and made a shy and embarrassed expression, "Me too." ”
"Hahahahaha
Everyone at the scene laughed crazy, several audience members laughed forward and backward, danced with their hands, turned their horses on their backs, and even three female audience members wiped their tears with their hands, laughing and laughing and laughing tears, which shows how intense the laughter is.
"Nima, this 'me too' is really like a stroke of genius. ”
"Wang Baluo, so am I. Hahaha, why are you so funny?"
"I thought you said to shout, you were shouting Wang Ba, but I didn't expect a sharp turn and a sentence of 'me too'. Do you want to laugh me to death so that you can inherit my flowers?"
"Wang Ba, so am I, I laugh at this stalk for a year. ”
Yang Fei's hand fiddling with the camera shook with laughter, and the camera shook violently, which showed how hard he laughed.
He Huan and Xu Yun's program team were all laughing non-stop, and Director Zhang and Director Qi were also crying and laughing as they watched Qin Luo's performance on stage.
"Hehe, this Qin Luo. ”