"In the end, the king of the eight sold was also yellow, and all my blood was lost, and I was hungry again. Qin Luo's applause weakened on the spot, and he continued: "I saw a big hotel, and the crowds were surging in, so I followed in. ”

"As soon as I went in, a man grabbed me, and urged me while dragging me in: Come here, hurry up, wait for you for a long time, come in quickly, come in, sit down, sit here and eat quickly, ...... in a while"

"I was stunned, what is this for? Looking around, hey, this is a wedding banquet. And I understood, ah, this is a gift to me. Then I'm polite, then let's eat, I eat on the spot, and I hold four pork knuckles in one hand......"

"Hahahaha. ”

"How do you manage to hold four pork knuckles in one hand?"

"Are you a pig!"

"You're running to cheat at someone's wedding. ”

"I was eating with a mouth full of oil, and the groom came to toast, and when he saw me, he wondered, "Hey, brother, you are very good-looking, where are you?" Qin Luo said as he spoke, "Ah, my ...... I was brought by my eldest brother, and he came with courtesy, and I came with him, and my eldest brother left ......."

When the eldest brother saw the bridegroom coming, he wiped a mouthful of oil, and ran away with oil on the soles of his feet...... He's also rubbing his food......"

"Poof. ”

"I knew that my eldest brother was also eating and drinking. ”

"You deserve it, you've been caught now, you have to eat the overlord meal at the wedding banquet." ”

Qin Luo continued, "I saw that the groom's face had changed, and I suddenly knew that something was wrong, and my brain was racing, so I made up an excuse: What am I, I'll tell you the truth, I have a crush on your daughter-in-law, I have been in love with you for seven or eight years, and I haven't dared to show it, but today is my last chance, I can't let it go, I'm here to confess, but I see that you two are so compatible, you look so handsome, you are very good, so you two have a good time, I'll take you a plate of braised pork, let's count the two...... At that time, I told the groom that I was stunned, and I picked up the braised pork and ran away......"

"Hahahaha. ”

"You're cheating, kidnapping, and doing everything. ”

"The groom has lost a lot, just let you eat and drink, and when it's over, he will take away a ...... from the plate of the hotel."

"It's so cheap. ”

Qin Luo also laughed himself, and then continued, "I didn't find a job for three days, and I finished eating a plate of braised pork, so I went to that hotel again." But this time no one dragged me, so I went in by myself, it was still that hall, and there were many people, and no one paid attention to the toast there, so I just found a seat and sat down: I'm sorry, I'm late, I'll punish myself with three glasses. But today I drove and can't drink. Otherwise, drink it, and I'll punish myself with three pork knuckles." You are free, I will punish myself. After that, I took three pork knuckles in one hand and stuffed them into my mouth......"

"Okay, you're here to eat and drink again. ”

"This time there is one less pork knuckle, and your meal has become smaller. ”

"I've never seen anyone so brazen!"

"I'm so energetic about this punishment, an old man came over, pointed at me and said, "Hey, where are you, what are you doing?" Qin Luo continued, "I'm not afraid this time, after all, I have experience before." I replied on the spot: I am here to say that I have come to say that I have come back from abroad, and I have come back from abroad, and it is gratifying to congratulate me on the day of great joy. ”

"The old man snapped and gave me a big mouth: What a joy, we are a funeral banquet. ”

"Hahaha. ”

"I knew it wasn't that simple. ”

"This is really deserving of being beaten, you give people joy at the funeral banquet, can you not beat you. ”

"Let's see if you dare to eat and drink in the future. ”

Qin Luo made a continuous mouth pumping action, "That guy, give me a mouth pump, pop bang bang, as if it doesn't cost money." Later, the hotel owner came out and hurriedly dissuaded: Don't fight, don't fight, it's not easy for children, leave me to work here, clean the toilet in my place. Just left me behind. Oops, I'm going to run it all the time, and I've got a job, and it's worth the beating. ”

"Out of breath. ”

"Hehe, a job cleaning the toilet will send you away. ”

"Come on, come on, you let me beat me, I'll give you a job as a janitor, no more than sweeping toilets. ”

"I'm so happy to finally have a job. I asked the boss, how much is the salary? The boss said: What kind of salary do you want for food and housing?" Qin Luo showed a suddenly enlightened look, "The boss is right, what salary do you want for food and housing?" ”

"There is a lobby manager in charge of us, with a big mouth, like a pie, two big thick lips, just muttering there......" Qin Luo imitated, and his mouth was like a repeater: "Work hard work ......"

"Hahaha, it's like a show. ”

"You're talking about yourself. ”

"Our managers are very popular. Qin Luo's words changed, and he seemed to be about to say good things for the manager, "The two cooks, cooking in the kitchen." Cook 1 said, "Hey, haven't you heard, the manager kidnapped him this morning." The kidnappers said that they would give 10 million, otherwise they would hammer a nail in the manager's ass. Now organize a fundraiser, how much do you donate?"

Cook 2 said, "Ah, I'll donate a box." What about you?"

Cook 1 said, "I'll give you a hammer." ”

"Hahahaha. ”

"Bang bang. ”

The audience burst into laughter, Nima, this is what you call good popularity? Just now they were wondering, just like the manager, how can they still have good popularity? It turns out that the turning point is here.

This one donated a box of nails and the other donated a hammer, because he didn't want the manager to come back alive.

"You say the manager is very popular. Qin Luo looked down and said, "Why is the manager so popular? My accommodation is so close to my job that I get up in the toilet every morning. ”

"Poof!"

"I'll go, so you just slept in the toilet. ”

"It's no wonder that the manager's popularity is 'very good', and it's really good. ”

"You can't help it if the environment is not good, you have to arrange the layout, you are looking for the reason yourself, right?" Qin Luo continued, "I'll go to the flower, bird and fish market, I'll buy flowers or something, wouldn't it be nice for me to dress up." ”

"When I got there, I pointed to a pot of flowers and asked, 'Boss, how much does it cost?'

"The boss said: Eighty. ”

"I wondered, why is it so expensive?"

"The boss said: Mimosa, you will be shy to shrink back when you touch it. ”

"I'm curious, it's so magical, I just reached out and touched it, and I wasn't shy to shrink back. I asked my boss, "Fake, right?"

"The boss rolled his eyes: what a fake, the pot you touched may be shameless!"

"Hahahaha. ”

At this moment, the audience laughed like thunder.