Text Chapter 47 Field Control MAX!
Striding into the school gate, Lin Haoyu made a call to Lu Zhe, and saw that strangely dressed guy answered the phone, and immediately understood.
Lu Zhe's eyes lit up in an instant, as if he had discovered a new continent, he trembled excitedly, rushed over, grabbed Lin Haoyu's hand happily, and laughed:
"You are Lin Haoyu, Brother Yu! I am Lu Zhe! I listened to the "Midnight Terror" program on the bus before, it is really too literary!"
Indeed, how could the twenty-five-hour program that Lin Haoyu spent a full twenty-four hours recording not be meticulously crafted?
What, you ask, why is there an extra hour?
Lin Haoyu once used 1.5 times the speed to record the program, so there was an extra hour of program time.
Lin Haoyu smiled, low-key and low-key, after all, his fame is not very big, that is, the scope of the earth.
Raising his hand, Lu Zhe smiled, and walked into the campus with Lin Haoyu.
"Brother Yu, let's go to the office first to talk about this speech. ”
After speaking, Lu Zhe took off his headphones and walked towards the teaching building while introducing the various histories of Kyoto University to Lin Haoyu.
Lin Haoyu himself regretted a little why he didn't come here to go to school in the first place.
Well, Lin Haoyu automatically forgot that his little score was even difficult for a university, let alone this kind of place.
Lin Haoyu frowned and followed Lu Zhe to his office.
"Professor Lu, are you looking for me to give a lecture this time?"
Lin Haoyu looked the environment of Kyoto University up and down suspiciously, although it did not seem to be full of futuristic technology as the legend, but the greenery and hygiene were particularly good.
"Tsk, it is worthy of being one of the top universities in China, and this environment is different. ”
Although there is no legend of the Lori Royal Sister Miss everywhere, it's good to look at the green, especially when you know that the little brother here is also easy to cuckold......
Lu Zhe poured a cup of tea and said with a smile:
"Yes, I don't know if Brother Yu already has any ideas?"
Lin Haoyu took a sip of tea indifferently, then sneered a few times, and said:
"You're doubting my language skills!"
Hmph!
Not to mention that he has been given a full half an hour to prepare, even if he doesn't give time, Lin Haoyu can easily say a few jokes to conquer the world!
Lu Zhe's eyes lit up, and then he sighed in horror, sure enough, this Lin Haoyu is really a genius!
"Hey! Brother Yu is really amazing!"
With this hand, Lu Zhe even felt that even he himself was really inferior to others.
Why don't you give Lin Haoyu an honorary professor of Chinese?
Lu Zhe's eyes lit up, his eyes straightened, his eyes rolled around, and a strange thought suddenly appeared......
Lin Haoyu contemptuously picked up the cup again and took a direct sip of tea, just touched his lips, his face changed instantly, and then he put it on the table with a click.
it!
Lin Haoyu's face suddenly became gloomy, and he stared at Lu Zhe who was deep in thought on the side with an unhappy expression.
Unconsciously picked up the teacup lightly and took a sip, Lu Zhe almost squirted out a mouthful of tea, frowned, and his body trembled:
"Damn! What the hell is this! This tea is really unpalatable. ”
After speaking, Lu Zhe quickly got up with an apologetic and nervous face, and smiled apologetically:
"Brother Yu, is this tea not good? Then I'll go change another cup." ”
Tea is bad?
Lin Haoyu really didn't notice it, but for the sake of face, he had no choice but to pretend to be sensible and nodded deeply, and then said:
"This tea is really not good, and the most important thing is ......"
Ahem, Lin Haoyu touched his lips, which were still a little painful, and said to Lu Zhe very seriously:
"The most important thing is that this tea is too hot. ”
Lu Zhe was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.
"This Lin Haoyu is really joking......"
That is, where would anyone deliberately say it because the tea is too hot?
It must be because the tea is not delicious, but he is afraid of being embarrassed, so he said this, Lu Zhe admires Lin Haoyu's speaking art more and more, and he is worthy of being the man he values!
Ahem, of course not that kind of value.
Thinking of this, Lu Zhe unconsciously picked up the teacup again and took a big sip.
"Poof...... Damn! It's so hot!"
......
At noon, a notice was posted at the entrance of the university about the holding of a personal lecture by Hayashi Haoyu in the main classroom of Kyoto University.
"! Look! Isn't this the Lin Haoyu!
Well?
Many students who were about to go out to eat were surprised, Lin Haoyu? That's one of the hottest hosts in Kyoto City recently!
"Where? I'll look at ......."
One of the students' eyes lit up, and he rushed to the front of the crowd in horror and excitement, looking at the notice with great interest.
Really!
The notice reads that from 5 to 8 p.m., Hayashi Haoyu will hold a lecture in the largest classroom in the entire Kyoto University, and there is no admission fee!
"Damn! Labor and management must go!"
"That's it! That guy's joke is really funny. ”
Kong Junfeng's brows furrowed slightly, and then he instantly stretched out, clenched his fists excitedly, and secretly thought in his heart:
"Lin Haoyu, I must see what kind of ability you have to compare my idol, Zuoqiu Technique. ”
I listen to Zuoqiushu's cross talk program almost every day, the host of this late-night ghost story, actually said that his jokes are better than Zuoqiushu?
Hum!
Kong Junfeng was disdainful in his heart, he had seen a lot of this kind of guy who could only talk big, and he would personally expose Lin Haoyu's hypocritical appearance later.
"Labor and management must let you, a liar, be ruined!"
Lin Haoyu was not idle at the moment, and all the words he was going to say later had been recorded on paper in case of emergency.
On the side, the staff has already arranged the entire temporary lecture venue, and after Lin Haoyu is ready, nearly 1,000 students outside the venue can enter.
Lin Haoyu smiled, smashed his mouth, and smiled at Lu Zhe, who was excited on the side:
"The speech is about to start, isn't it?"
After finishing speaking, Lin Haoyu picked up the manuscript and walked to the podium, and Lu Zhe naturally followed him.
Lu Zhe smiled, raised his eyebrows, glanced at his watch, then nodded and said:
"There's only twenty minutes left for the students to get in. ”
Lin Haoyu breathed a long sigh of relief, after all, this was really the first time he came out to give a speech, and it was still at Kyoto University, an institution that was almost the highest field in China, and he said that he was under a lot of pressure.
"Whew, I don't know if anything unusual will happen later. ”
If there is really any coaxing and cheering, it is estimated that Lin Haoyu's skills are far from enough to calm the scene.
Shaking his head, as long as it wasn't something embarrassing for college students to do in public, Lin Haoyu felt that he could still focus everyone's attention on himself......
Soon, when the time for the speech came, the students were already full, and there were still a lot of guys who could only stand in the aisle, looking pitifully at Lin Haoyu in the distance.
Visually, two or three thousand people are absolutely true.
Lin Haoyu sighed secretly in his heart, and then sighed:
"Damn, if you buy a ticket, you won't be able to earn him 108,000!"
Alas, a loss, a loss.
Seeing that basically everything had already arrived, Lin Haoyu turned his head and glanced at Lu Zhe who was standing in the background and blinked.
Lu Zhe smiled, also replied with an OK gesture, and then turned his head and began to greet the gaffer.
......
"Huh!"
In an instant, all the lights in the venue were extinguished, and only three lights were left to shine on the podium where Lin Haoyu was.
Lin Haoyu cleared his throat, then smiled slightly, and said:
"Hello everyone, I'm Lin Haoyu, and I'm honored to be here at Kyoto University, and to be honest, I'm very nervous, and I'm more excited than any of you. ”
The audience was stunned for a moment, and then they all admired it, praised it a few times, and then burst into the first round of applause.
I didn't expect such a powerful guy as Lin Haoyu to still be so humble, which made many students feel a little embarrassed.
"Lin Haoyu is indeed quite powerful, we were too envious and jealous before......"
A strange thought arose in the crowd.
Kong Junfeng sneered a few times, and then muttered contemptuously:
"Kyoto University, Lin Haoyu, you don't deserve to come here to speak. ”
Before the words fell, Lin Haoyu continued to laugh, approached the microphone, and added in a whisper:
"Of course it's not that exciting, but before I came here, I heard that there are a lot of girls in the Chinese department of Kyoto University, so it's normal for me to be a little excited......
Everyone was stunned, then thought silently for a second, and they all burst out laughing, and the audience was full of boos.
"Huh~"
it!
Kong Junfeng was also stunned for a few seconds, and then his eyes widened in horror and couldn't help laughing, and he snorted:
"Damn, this guy, the special co-author is coming to our college girl!"
Agitated?
Nearly half of the boys in the audience looked at each other thoughtfully, laughed a few times, and gave a look that you understand.
A boy smiled and said with admiration:
"Good guy, it's worthy of Lin Haoyu, it's really amazing!
Some girls were slightly stunned at first, and when they figured it out, a wisp of red flew on their cheeks.
Lin Haoyu smiled, seeing that the atmosphere of the scene was not bad, he continued:
"As some of you may know, there are two reasons why I'm here tonight, the first is that your teachers have been trying to find a smart, funny, sophisticated speaker, no, they did. ”