Saying that, Lin Haoyu also pretended to stretch out his hands generously, making the appearance of hugging the surroundings, and then smiled obscenely, completely ruining his work, and wasting that atmospheric posture in vain.

"Poof!"

Kong Junfeng almost squirted a mouthful of water on the heads of the classmates in front of him, but he didn't expect this Lin Haoyu to be such a narcissistic guy!

"Cut, he's so smart, funny, and sophisticated?"

Roll the calves!

Kong Junfeng's face suddenly became gloomy, he sneered a few times, and looked at Lin Haoyu on the stage speechlessly, how could there be such a shameless person?

Just when everyone's hearts were full of disdain, Lin Haoyu continued to laugh:

"The second reason is that the man is sick, so he called me to find him, so you know, I even wrote the manuscript on the spot. ”

Before the words fell, Lin Haoyu shook his head aggrievedly, and while pretending to be pitiful, he smashed his mouth and wiped his eyes without tears at all.

"Poof!"

A mouthful of mineral water mixed with saliva gushed out in an instant and fell on the head of a classmate in front of him.

Kong Junfeng completely squirted out a mouthful of water this time, and was silent for a long time, then his eyes widened in horror, his eyes were full of disbelief, and he muttered:

"Lin Haoyu, it!

If you don't accept it, you can't do it!

Kong Junfeng was completely captured by Lin Haoyu's various divine turns this time, this is much better than that bullshit thing of Zuoqiu Technique!

Without waiting for the audience to continue laughing, Lin Haoyu continued to start his performance, paced around the stage, then smiled, picked up the microphone, and said:

"I believe that all of us are highly educated intellectuals and understand the commonality of things, so today I will talk about ......"

Speaking of this, Lin Haoyu paused, then turned his eyes to the big screen behind him, and stretched out his hand.

"Click!"

With a slight mouse click, I saw a PPT appear on the big screen, with the title "The Commonality of Radio and Literature".

Lin Haoyu pretended to be puzzled and asked softly, and then shouted to the backstage:

"Hmm, I put it wrong!"

Misplaced?

Lu Zhe was stunned for a moment, and then frowned, he didn't make a mistake!

Just when he wanted to say to Lin Haoyu that he had made a mistake, Lu Zhe heard Lin Haoyu wink at him, and immediately understood something, and immediately asked the people in the background to delete the topic.

Lin Haoyu nodded with satisfaction, smiled, and said:

"Okay, our topic for today is—"

Kong Junfeng looked at Lin Haoyu on the stage with anticipation on his face, this time there was only endless joy and excitement in his eyes, as well as doubts.

"Can you get the question wrong?"

This is a lecture at Kyoto University, so how can you get the headline wrong?

Although a question arose in everyone's hearts, they didn't say it, but looked at Lin Haoyu with anticipation.

Lin Haoyu smashed his mouth, stretched out his hand and pointed behind him, and then pretended to be serious and said in a deep voice:

"Literature, and the commonality of flirting girls!"

Everyone in the audience let out a puzzled exclamation.

"Wow!"

Kong Junfeng was even more speechless with a wry smile on his face, Lin Haoyu is floating......!

Lu Zhe almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, what is this?

Lu Zhe frowned in horror, and stared nervously at Lin Haoyu on the stage, for fear that if he said something that scared people to death, it would be really troublesome.

"Lin Haoyu, you must stabilize it for me!"

Lin Haoyu blinked, and then smiled:

"I believe you absolutely don't believe it, literature and flirting still have something in common. ”

After a pause, waiting for everyone to react, Lin Haoyu continued to say earnestly:

"Then let me tell you this, if you want to flirt with your sister, you must need language, right? Learn literature well, you can get out of the list as soon as possible, why don't you study such a good way?"

Well?

Kong Junfeng was stunned for a moment, then thought for a while in silence, and found that it seemed to be the truth!

Lu Zhe in the background also breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately!

"This Lin Haoyu, I didn't expect there to be such a trick, but after the province, those old antiques said something gossiping. ”

What the professor is most afraid of is that these speeches will bring side effects in some aspects, but after Lin Haoyu said this, it directly made literature lofty......

Lin Haoyu paused for a while, making everyone laugh enough, and then pretended to be nervous and quickly approached the microphone, breathed a few times at a rapid speed, and then said:

"You see, it's because I didn't study literature well, so I'm very nervous right now. But I once got a good way to relieve the tension, which was to imagine the audience as naked perverts......"

Lu Zhe was stunned for a moment, and then became vigilant again, this speech is not child's play, and you can't say a word out of line!

Without waiting for any reaction from the audience, Lin Haoyu continued to smile, deliberately rubbed his eyes, and said:

"But I didn't expect there to be so many girls today, so my eyes are a little tired. ”

Burst!

Everyone laughed in amazement, and they couldn't tell whether they were listening to a cross talk sketch or listening to a speech.

Soon, the long speech of nearly two or three hours had passed, and when everyone walked out of the venue, there was still some unfinished business.

Kong Junfeng walked out of the venue with a shocked face, looking ahead with a shocked face, staring at the air in front of him, and secretly thinking in his heart:

"Lin Haoyu, it's really amazing!"

Tut-tut, sure enough, the reason why Lin Haoyu is so popular is because of his real strength.

A group of boys all got together, laughed a few times, occasionally talked about some jokes and stalks during Lin Haoyu's speech, and glanced at the girl he had a crush on from time to time......

"it! Of course Lin Haoyu is amazing!"

"Of course! What people talk about is called vividness! Unlike those old antique professors, they know that there is no vividness at all when they talk about it according to the book. ”

A boy pursed his lips and snorted disdainfully, how nice it would be if Lin Haoyu was the teacher at their school!

it!

The boy was slightly stunned, and then sneered a few times mockingly.

"This group of stubborn guys, how could they possibly let Lin Haoyu have a host to teach us!"

It's really not bragging, except for those big names in the officialdom, no one in the current education circle can let anyone else intervene.

The students scolded and left the venue with a smile, and only Lin Haoyu, who was sweating, and Lu Zhe, who was squatting on the side to serve tea and pour water, were left on the stage.

Lin Haoyu breathed a long sigh of relief, frowned, took a sip of tea, and sighed:

"Well, this speech is okay, right?"

As he spoke, Lin Haoyu yawned, it was indeed not easy to speak on the podium for such a long time.

Lu Zhe smiled, then his face was full of flattering smiles, smashed his mouth, and said:

"Brother Yu, what you said is amazing!"

Truly!

Lu Zhe is the first time to see such a host, even some big figures in the political and business circles who were invited by the school do not have this kind of aura.

Lin Haoyu smiled slightly, and he could hear a cold electronic sound in his mind:

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the mission: Master of Speech, and get the mysterious reward: Fortune value has increased to 100. ”

Lin Haoyu was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened in horror, and he shouted in his heart in surprise:

"Damn, system, are you having a convulsion or what?"

Fortune value?!

That's the most powerful section in the whole system! Ninety-nine percent of the reason why Lin Haoyu encountered so many strange things was because of the existence of this fortune value.

"Goo-toot!"

Lin Haoyu swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and then laughed a few times, finally!

Hard work pays off, and the luckiest fortune is coming!

"Use it now!"

Lin Haoyu smiled, smash it, smash it, smash it, and his mind was full of some brain-dead novels he had read, and the protagonist's luck peaked after he got the golden finger.

As soon as he thought of this, Lin Haoyu felt that a warm current suddenly surged into his whole body in the system, the most obvious of which was that his body, which was exhausted by the speech, suddenly regained his energy.

Lin Haoyu chuckled, opened his eyes instantly, smiled, and said:

"Let's go, Lu Zhe, let's go to your office and rest for a while. ”

Lu Zhe smiled slightly, then nodded, took the lead in leading the way, and ordered the people next to him to tell the principal.

"Click. ”

There was a slight sound of the door opening, and Lu Zhe took the lead in a flash and walked into the office first, and then pressed the door, made a gesture of please, and let Lin Haoyu in.

sat down, Lin Haoyu's buttocks hadn't touched the ground yet, and he heard a rush of footsteps at the door.

Well?

Lin Haoyu turned his head in confusion, looked at the door, and saw an old pedantic-looking professor with eyes holding on to the office door panting, panting:

"Damn! Professor Lu is here!"

The old scholar's name is Ding Yehua, and he is not fifty but forty years old this year.

As soon as Ding Yehua came out of the office, he heard the principal standing in the corner of the wall looking at him with a smile on his face, and he couldn't help but tremble in his heart for a moment.

~!

I don't seem to have done any wrong documents, and I don't seem to have any achievements that have not been completed!

Ding Yehua touched his bare head, his eyes rolled, and with a snort, he suddenly thought of something, and said secretly in his heart:

"Could it be that the principal is coming to me to discuss a salary increase?"

The principal smiled slightly, and then directly asked him to be an errand runner, to tell Lu Zhe, and let Lu Zhe find him later.

So, Ding Yehua came to Lu Zhe's office with a confused face, and then saw the two people present with a confused face.

Fortunately, Lin Haoyu is a man, if this is a woman, it is estimated that Ding Yehua will be even more confused......

Ahem, Ding Yehua looked at Lu Zhe, confirmed his eyes, and then smiled, and said:

"Professor Lu, the president asked you to come to his office later, as if he had something to tell you. ”

Lin Haoyu was stunned for a moment, and then frowned slightly.

The president of Kyoto University personally came to talk to Lu Zhe?

it!

Doesn't that mean that Lu Zhe actually has a very high status!?

Lin Haoyu instantly sighed in his heart, alas, there is no way, who called his show too attractive? Even such a powerful guy like Lu Zhe is willing to become his behind-the-scenes fan.

Lu Zhe frowned, glanced at Lin Haoyu with some embarrassment, and then got up and replied solemnly:

"I know, just say I'll go over right away. ”