"I'm grass, this is a hooligan. ”

"Is there such a shameless person, he meows me and robs the merchant ships of other countries, and this girl also puts a missile here. ”

"Don't say it, I'm just watching from the sidelines, I didn't do anything, and they also released missiles. ”

"This is too much deception, this is simply a casual ravage of us. ”

Listening to the rape broadcast from the warship of China, a group of pirates came out crying.

Is this still human?

It's a beast.

No, no, no, it's not as good as livestock.

"Brothers, what should I do?"

"What to do?"

"Then Huaguo Mobai shouted to us for the broadcast, should we respond? ”

"How do we respond, do we dare to say that he threatens us?"

"Nonsense, of course we can't say that. ”

"That's it. ”

The pirates gathered to discuss what to do next.

"Dude, why are you like this, don't you understand what that guy meant by launching missiles?"

"Why don't you understand, isn't it just a threat to us, don't we just rob their merchant ships?"

"You think that's what they mean?"

"What does that mean?"

"Listen to the latter sentence, [and if not, please also ask all pirate friends to seek justice for me......] Did you hear it, he wants us to seek justice from him. ”

"I'm grass, is this asking us to make a public statement and shout to the world that this girl is not bullying us?"

"What do you say?"

"Say, this is too bullying. It's clear that he's been bullying us, and he doesn't let us say it. If you don't let us say it, it doesn't matter, Lao Tzu swallowed it in his stomach. But he's good, and he has to make us pretend to be smiling and say what kind of good guy he is. ”

"Bastard, scum of humanity, is he a pirate or are we pirates?"

The pirates burst into tears.

This pirate is too much of a scumbag.

You can't rob them without saying anything, you have to do what they say.

"The Red Sea is too deep, I'm going back to the countryside, I don't want to be a pirate anymore. ”

"I'm forced by this girl, and I don't want to be a pirate anymore. ”

"He's insulting to the dignity of us pirates. ”

After so many years of being pirates in the waters of the Red Sea, when have they ever been insulted like this.

In the past, they were at ease, robbing whoever they wanted.

Even if you run into the opponent's warship, you can't win the battle and just run.

But now, this run can't be run.

It doesn't matter where you run, unless you don't go to sea.

The missiles hanging overhead will surely wipe them out to slag.

"Weak countries have no diplomacy, when I was a child, I read these words in a textbook, and I didn't know what they meant at the time, but now I understand. ”

"Yes, it's because our country is too weak that those girls dare to bully us. ”

"I want to go to the United Nations to protest that we pirates must not be mistreated in this way. ”

The pirates scolded Mo Bai countless times.

It's just that when they finished venting, everyone looked at each other and kept nodding their heads.

"Don't scold, someone's missile has been launched, hurry up and make a statement. ”

"There's no way, in order to save his life, I'd better do it his way. ”

"We are all pirates, when do pirates have human rights?"

"Not to mention the United Nations, even if it is our country, no one will take care of us. ”

"Don't look at me like that, we can't help it. That girl is shameless, but if he catches us and doesn't rob their merchant ships, he won't do anything to us. However, if we don't listen to him, the missile won't have eyes. ”

"The big husband can bend and stretch, let's go against our hearts. ”

"Well, I think so too. ”

Packing up their gear, the major pirate groups are ready to go back and discuss how to make a statement to the global media.

However, before the pirates made their statements, the troops held a press conference in advance.

No way.

Recently, the global media has been saying that China will launch missiles if it has nothing to do, and the impact is really too great.

In addition, a few more countries stirred up trouble there, and the troops held a press conference.

It's just that when a group of global media rushed to the press conference of the Chinese troops, the appearance of the spokesman directly shocked them.

"Mo Bai. ”

"I'll go, how can it be Mo Bai?"

"Don't tell me he's the press spokesman?"

The reporters were dumbfounded.

Who Mo Bai is, of course they know.

However, because they knew who Mo Bai was, they were even more surprised.

"Mr. Mo Bai, are you the press spokesperson for this press conference?"

"Isn't it like?"

"No, aren't you a big star, when did you become a press spokesperson?"

"Big stars don't seem to conflict with the press spokesman, besides, don't you call me an alien brigade commander?"

"Okay, so can you explain the fact that China launched missiles in the Red Sea these days?"

The first reporter to ask the question was speechless, so he got to the point and asked.

"Of course, I just want to say that we didn't launch missiles. ”

"And how did the pirates of the Red Sea die?"

"How do we know that, or ask the dead pirates. ”

"I ......"

The reporter was a little crazy.

Just as he continued to ask, Mo Bai had already said, "Next." ”

"Mr. Mo Bai, please answer our questions seriously. If you don't have a guide in the Red Sea, what is your purpose in the Red Sea?"

"Research and expeditions that explore the harmonious coexistence of marine life and humans. ”

"Huh?"

"Why, no?"

"Mr. Mo Bai, this and this...... This is absolutely impossible, how could you go to the Red Sea to conduct such an expedition?"

"What's strange, not only did we go to the Red Sea, we also had expeditions in Antarctica. ”

"We don't believe it, Mr. Mo Bai, you must be lying. ”

"I have photos to prove it. ”

As he spoke, Mo Bai took out a photo.

In the photo, a man jumps on the back of a shark.

"Oh my God, how is this possible. ”

"Mr. Mo Bai, is there a human on the back of the shark?"

"Of course. ”

Mo Bai nodded, and then winked at the reporter: "Didn't you find out that the human on the back of this shark is me?"

"I'll ......"

The big screen was aimed at Mo Bai's face.

That's right.

The one riding the shark was not Mo Bai, and who was it.

"No, it can't be. ”

"How is it possible for a human to ride on the back of a shark. ”

"If that's the case, you'd be dead long ago. ”

Journalists from all over the world couldn't believe it.

It's often heard that big sharks eat humans, and now a human can still ride on the back of a shark.

Moreover, it seems that Mo Bai is training sharks like a training pet.

This is too subversive of my three views.

"As it turned out, I wasn't dead. ”

Mo Bai replied with a smile.

"How, then, did you do that?"

"That's what we're going to do, but it's confidential, and I can't tell you. ”

Mo Bai shook his head and didn't say anything, but the reporter didn't know what to say all of a sudden.

This guy is talented, in just a few words, he denied the matter of launching missiles, and he also successfully changed the topic.

In particular, I took out that picture of riding on a shark......

Nima, according to what he said, are they really there to study the harmonious coexistence of marine life and humans?

It's just that such a photo that subverts everyone's three views is really hard for reporters to believe.

Even if they knew that this photo was not fake, they still didn't want to let Mo Bai go.

"Mr. Mo Bai, you said that you did not test launch a missile. Well, how do you explain these pictures?"

Don't dwell on the shark, a reporter came up with direct evidence.

Some of this evidence was taken by the escort forces of various countries, and some of the world's most advanced satellites.

It can be said that under such evidence, even if you deny it, you are useless.

"Oh, you're talking about these pictures. ”

Looking at the photo in the reporter's hand, Mo Bai pretended to have a sudden realization. Then he said: "Missiles were indeed fired, but they were not aimed at pirates. ”

"Not against pirates, but against what?"

"Nothing is targeted. ”

"Mr. Mo Bai, do you think we will believe such a statement? You have launched so many missiles, not to fight pirates, but to send a few missiles to play? ”

"God, this journalist friend, why are you so smart, we are just firing missiles to play. ”

Such a thunderous reply infuriated the reporter even more.

"Mo Bai, do you know what you're talking about? Do you know how much a missile costs, a missile needs at least more than one million, and whoever has a brain in the water will have nothing to do with the missile. ”

The reporter's words were echoed by a group of other journalists.

That's right.

Missiles are so expensive, whoever the hell will have nothing to do with the missiles to play.

Isn't this a blatant lie?

It's just that what they didn't expect was that Mo Bai replied directly: "As this reporter friend said, a missile is so expensive, even if it is the value of a group of pirates, he can't afford the price of a missile." Fighting pirates with missiles, how is this possible, this is not logical, this is a completely loss-making deal, what do you think?"

"Yes, I think so too. ”

The reporter nodded subconsciously.

That's right.

Fighting pirates with missiles, isn't this 2 forced?

Just nodded, but he suddenly woke up. , how did you get fooled by Mo Bai.

"No, no, maybe you have ulterior motives?"

"What ulterior motives are, in fact, they are playing. ”

"Who would play such a loser's game?"

"Me. ”

Mo Bai pointed at himself and said very seriously.