"What?"

At first, the reporters didn't understand.

After a while, I asked in a bit of confusion, "Are you playing?"

"Don't tell me that you were the one who fired the missile. ”

"Yes. ”

"I used to be a soldier for a few years, and I didn't launch a missile, so I felt that it was a pity, but this time I had the opportunity to board a warship, so I tried to launch dozens of missiles to have a good time. I didn't think I was just playing there, but it caused such a big reaction around the world, are you guys too allergic?"

While speaking, Mo Bai sighed.

Such expressions are obviously made for these reporters.

"Do you think we'll believe it?"

"Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. ”

"You ......"

The reporter burst into tears again.

Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

What a brazen person it must be to say such a thing.

"Okay, okay, okay, even if you send missiles to play, you can't send so many missiles. As far as we know, you fired more than 100 missiles. The cost of this missile is at least several billion. ”

"Even if this amount of money is for the troops, it cannot be paid all at once.

Without waiting for the reporter to finish speaking, Mo Bai was the forehead: "Yes, the army really did not plan this amount of funds at that time. However, the troops don't, I do. ”

"You have?"

"Why, no?"

"That's billions. ”

"Are you suspecting that I don't have the money?"

Mo Bai looked at the reporter with a smile.

The reporter was trying to get Mo Bai to prove that he didn't have so much money.

At this time, several reporters on the side hurriedly glanced at him.

"Don't say it. ”

"Shame on you. ”

"People are local tyrants, do you ask such a question and slap yourself in the face?"

A whisper.

Finally, the reporter knew Mo Bai's strength.

That's right.

The Mo Bai in front of him is not just a big star, he is also the founder of Dream Company.

His big white mobile phone alone is now valued at hundreds of billions.

But then again.

Not to mention the big white mobile phone, even if there is no big white mobile phone, the copyright fee of Mo Bai to write a few books casually is already tens of billions.

At this time, it is not a problem to take out billions to lose.

"Are you really playing?"

"That's right. ”

"It doesn't look like it. ”

"Otherwise, after the press conference is over, we will go to the Red Sea to practice, you take a pirate ship, and I will shoot another missile on your head. ”

“……”

The press conference has always been serious, unsmiling, and serious.

However, when Mo Bai served as the spokesperson for this press conference, the whole press conference was instantly funny.

Even if these reporters are not funny, they don't know why, they are actually teased by Mo Bai's aura.

Originally, they all came to question Mo Bai with evidence.

But I didn't want to, after Mo Bai spoke, the whole face of the reporters and friends was more ugly than crying.

Eventually, the hour-long press conference ended.

And when I don't know who posted the video of Mo Bai as the spokesperson, a group of domestic spectators instantly laughed.

"I'll go, isn't this a big fool. ”

"I didn't expect Dabai to be entrusted with such an important press spokesman by the superiors. ”

"There's no way, if you want to talk about fooling, who can compare to Mo Bai. Look, it's those reporters, they were also fooled by Mo Bai. ”

In the future, the task of the spokesperson will be handed over to Dabai, and it is guaranteed that they can be dizzy. ”

"But on earth have we fired so many missiles in the Red Sea? According to the grapevine, our merchant ships have been walking sideways in the Red Sea for some time, and those pirates are afraid when they see our merchant ships. ”

"I've heard that, too. I have a couple of buddies who are crew members, and he said that the last time he went to the Red Sea, he also met pirates. He was so scared that he thought he was going to die. As a result, this gang of pirates did not rob them, not to say anything. Almost seeing their merchant ship, Nima, can't win. ”

"I'm grass, there is such a thing, why hasn't the country reported it?"

"Young man, you are too naïve, how can the country report such a thing?"

"No, it's unlikely, how can these pirates be so afraid of our merchant ships. ”

"Do you want to ask, Nima, it's definitely Dabai who did something unreasonable to those pirates. ”

“666…… This is very likely. ”

"Poof...... Don't talk about it, Nima, I'm happy to die when I say it. ”

I have to say that the brain supplement of a group of domestic fans is really powerful.

Even if they didn't know what was happening in the Red Sea at that time, but through brain supplementation, a series of things were also made up by their brains.

That doesn't end there, though.

Although a group of media reporters were successfully fooled by Mo Bai during the press conference.

However, when they went back and thought about it calmly, they suddenly came to their senses again.

"No, no, although Mo Bai took care of everything at the press conference, it seemed that Mo Bai was alone. However, really inside, there is definitely the will of Huaguo.

"Not only the will of Huaguo, but even the high-level of Huaguo is definitely leading in this. ”

"Otherwise, no matter how funny Mo Bai is, how can he be responsible for this kind of ocean escort alone. ”

As soon as he figured this out, the nonsense that Mo Bai said before was swept aside in an instant.

Only then, news reports about Huaguo's bullying of the weak in the Red Sea once again stirred up the noise.

But this time they didn't know that.

While this series of international media reports were being published, some pirate organizations in the Red Sea on the other side publicly issued a statement to the world:

[Recently, I have seen major international media and the escort team of China Gang who are trying to find out the black of China, here, our Kana Pirate Regiment publicly issued a statement to the world. The Chinese escort force is the most civilized and respectable escort force in the Red Sea. In the past 200 days of escort time, thank you for the appearance of the Chinese escort force, and thank you for your support for our Red Sea waters. 】

"I'm grass, what's going on?"

"It turned out to be a public statement from those pirates. ”

Looking at the public statement made by the Kanna Pirates, those international media were dumbfounded.

Nima.

Lao Tzu just satirized the escort force of the Chinese State, and then the main owner directly issued a statement, isn't this a slap in the face?

Of course, if only there was a statement from the Kanna Pirates.

After them, the Raiden Pirates only followed with a statement:

[The Chinese escort force is the most law-abiding escort force I have ever seen, even if we encounter pirates during the escort, they are in the spirit of humanitarianism, and do not strike at the pirates with their lives, but use the method of persuading us to leave. Even, many times, when we were committing robbery, they also took the initiative to send us daily necessities and necessary spiritual comfort...... Yes, please do not doubt that everything we say is true, we swear to God. 】

And that's not all.

After the Raiden Pirates issued a statement, another pirate group spoke out.

Moreover, this one is more powerful than the previous pirate groups.

[I don't know why the international media actually attacked the Chinese escort force, whether it was because they received money from others, or because they couldn't see the good of others. I don't know what you're doing this for, and I don't know what you're thinking. But I know that to be honest, even if we're pirates, we know that. Now, I must tell you that the first one to really dominate the Red Sea is the Mi country, and the second is the European and American escort alliance headed by the Mi country.

They are arrogant, they are arrogant, they don't take everyone into account. They didn't care about our life and death, and they even ran into our waters...... Oh my God, why are there such shameless people, they are not only shameless themselves, but they are also scolding those civilized objects, I want to seek justice for the Chinese escort force......]

The incomparably sincere and visceral statement blinded the eyes of the world's media.

At the same time, such a statement also made them almost want to find a hole to get into.

It's just that they really don't understand.

Big brother, what's the matter with you, people are hitting you with missiles, and you are still talking for them.

You're not brain-dead, aren't you brain-dead!!