Standing on the podium, Chen Song pulled his tie, in order to deal with this class, he deliberately wore a formal suit, a tie, and took out the style of a previous blind date.

Of course, he dressed up so deliberately and wanted to deal with the imaginary tsundere female teacher by the way, but now the female teacher is in the soup, and all that is left for him is to give lectures.

Every time he remembered this, he wanted to sigh.

Teaching and educating people is not easy to do, especially when he is facing a group of Icelandic bear children, these people are young but have a big size, the oldest one is almost 1.7 meters tall, the shoulder width is not much less than the height, and he looks boxy, like a brick.

As the offspring of the Vikings, these bear children have a brave temperament, which is really worrying, and they are still giggling when the class bell rings for several minutes.

Chen Song shouted a few times to no avail, then became angry, slapped the table and said, "I don't want to get out of school on time, do you? Do you want to waste time with the teacher?" Tell you, I will accompany you and see who consumes whom!"

Clay grinned, "Are you sure? I'm only eleven years old. ”

Chen Song pointed at him and said, "In the future activity class, wait for your father to read the Bible." ”

This had a miraculous effect, and the boys and girls were honest.

Seeing this, Chen Song smiled, it turned out that Pastor Alex was a nuclear weapon.

Chen Song showed out a few pieces of colored printing paper, coughed lightly and began to lecture: "Boys, girls, come here, today I will give you a pottery class, and we will fire ceramics ourselves." ”

"What's that picture? This one on a horse is so pretty, I want one to put in the bedroom. A teenager said excitedly.

Chen Song looked at the picture and said lightly: "That's called Tang Sancai, which was used for burial after death during the Tang Dynasty in our country." ”

The boy nodded and said, "Okay, but they're really great, and I'll use this to bury my dad when he dies, and he'll be happy." ”

Chen Song really didn't know for a while whether to praise this child for being filial or to say that he was unfilial.

He clapped his palms and said, "Okay, let's gossip less, cut to the point, and start preparing to play with mud." ”

The pickup truck hauled in buckets of clay that he had carefully excavated along the banks of the Marka River, filtered so that he could still make ceramics alive.

Chen Song distributed the mud to the students and taught them to start kneading the mud.

This is the second step in the production of ceramics, which aims to empty the air bubbles in the clay and make it more compact and flexible, making it easier to shape.

Elementary school students in Iceland definitely don't know how to do it, so Chen Song found an alternative method and made some small mallets out of wood, and each person could hit the mud with a small mallet.

The children's hands-on skills were stronger than Chen Song expected, and after they got the small mallets, they began to beat each other, as if pirates were beating each other with maces.

In addition, mud flew everywhere in the classroom, and the children threw it and shouted, "fire-in-the-boom!"

Chen Song's head was also booming, and at this time, a grinning voice sounded from the door: "Mr. Chen, you might as well teach them Chinese kung fu." ”

Chen Song turned his head in surprise and saw Angelina in military uniform: "Officer Anna, why are you here?"

Angelina shook her golden ponytail and said, "Every Friday, there is a safety education class in the senior grades, and I am in charge." Listen to me and teach them Chinese kung fu, or they'll torture you into a madman. ”

Chen Song forgot about this stubble, mainly because he didn't know much kung fu.

However, he still remembered the military boxing he learned in college, so he got off the podium and put on a posture, hehehahaha played a few tricks.

As a result, watching him punch, a girl panicked: "Is he having a seizure that is angry with us?"

"It's not epilepsy, I think it's a stroke, that's how my grandfather had a stroke!" another child said worriedly.

Chen Song clenched his fists and wanted to beat this group of little rabbits into epilepsy.

After half an afternoon of classes, he finally realized one thing: it is so difficult to be a human being!

When the school bell rang, he packed up his things and ran.

Clay shouted from behind, "Isn't it going to be consumed?"

It was already dark, and Chen Song saw that there were a few missed calls from Goble on his mobile phone, so he sighed and dialed back: "Hey, it's me." ”

Goble asked, "Man, why don't you answer the phone all the time? Damn, you look like you're exhausted? You have an appointment for an afternoon of cannons?"

Chen Song sighed again: "I was abused all afternoon......"

"SM, are you having such a good time, don't you call me such a good thing?"

", it's an activity lesson for the kids! Say, when are you going to eat beef?"

"Eat beef, eat cow hair! The cow has run away! and it has not been found!" said Gobble angrily.

Chen Song was stunned: "You ran away, you didn't catch it, don't you have a positioning?"

Gible said frustratedly: "It is said that the satellite signal is not good because of the weather, and now the cow cannot be found." ”

"Wait for me to see. ”

He drove to the small ranch and saw Olakafor regrouping: a dozen sheepdogs and hounds had been gathered and ready to lead their owners out in search of the cows.

Brother Dao took advantage of the chaos and also mixed in, as if he was also a hunting dog, the big dogs barked, it followed the call, the dog fake dog, the dog fought the dog.

Rhine scratched his head with a distressed expression: "How can such a big cow not be found? This shouldn't be, damn it, it doesn't make sense!"

Goble was also distressed, he touched his stomach and was hungry.

Goodson strode over with a map of the town in his police hat and said, "Guys, come here, let's study the map and make operational deployments!"

This time, the interest of the big guys was really aroused, several big men came with guns, and some people were holding torches and shouting, so Chen Song couldn't help but ask: "Is this going to be an uprising?"

Olakafo said impatiently: "We don't need to look at the map, we have searched the whole town, God knows how carefully we searched, but the damn cow doesn't know where to hide, and he can't find it at all!"

The speaker had no intention of listening, Chen Song raised his arm and said: "Listen to me, guys, listen to me, you searched carefully in the afternoon but didn't find the cow, right? There is only one truth, it may have been taken away and hidden at home!"

The people of the town are simple, and there are not a few pickled things about chickens and dogs all year round, so no one has thought about this aspect for a long time.

Listening to Chen Song's words, several people hesitated: "Impossible, right?"

Chen Song said solemnly: "You have already searched the wilderness in detail, haven't you? According to Sherlock Holmes's reasoning and deduction method, if all impossible facts are excluded, then no matter how incredible the rest is, it is the truth!"

"But who would do such a thing?"

Chen Song stretched out his hand and pointed to the east: "Mr. Skelinsson of Manor No. 1 is not a good bird, I think he is suspicious!"

This thing had framed him, and now he decided to take revenge, and the basin walked!