To tell the truth, Chen Song's idea that the cow was hidden by Skylinson was purely to disgust people, just to get revenge on what Skylinson had done to him in the past.

Then they actually found the missing big black bull in Manor One.

The black cow was hidden in an abandoned warehouse, and when the two sheepdogs of the Orakafu family entered the gate of the manor, they barked and pounced on the warehouse to find it.

Skylinson's expression was so good-looking at the time, Chen Song only hated that he didn't bring a digital camera and failed to take high-definition photos in time for later recollection!

In the face of the angry crowd, Skylinson roared in a panic: "You are trespassing on people's houses! This is illegal, I will call the police!"

Gudsson was pushed out: "The police are here, and we called the police to search." ”

"Search, what about a search warrant?" Skylin roared inwardly, "without a search warrant, you all wait to go to court!"

Olakafor's temper was as exuberant as his beard, and he looked at Skylinson and became angry: "You son of a bitch, you steal my cow and are so arrogant? Damn, why don't you go to hell?"

As he spoke, he stepped forward to beat Skalinsson.

Faced with the owner, Skalinsson was always a little weak-hearted, he stepped back and said: "I didn't steal your cow, it ran in by itself, I just kindly took it in......"

"Shut your mouth, slut, we've been looking for him out there for an afternoon, and we've even come to ask you, but what do you say? You said you've never seen this cow!"

"Beat up this thief!" Chen Song shouted hardest in the crowd.

Goodsson and Gilvid mediated in the middle, and the matter was put to rest for the time being.

Skylinsson did not pursue the trespass, and Olakafor did not prosecute him for stealing private property.

Chen Song was dumbfounded when he watched from the side: it turns out that the police and the mud are not only Chinese characteristics, but the Icelandic police on the other side of the Atlantic are even more masters in this, and if they go to do the work of steaming steamed buns, they don't need a dough machine.

This is normal, the Icelandic police are the most relaxed and dangerous police in the world, and their daily life even includes going to INS, Facebook and other self-media to brush their sense of existence, and their first choice in case of disputes is mediation.

Goble is also talking to the mud: "Go back first, go back first, eat your stomach and then discuss how to get this son of a bitch, the problem now is to find a way to eat beef first." ”

He sniffled as he spoke: "I seem to smell beef." ”

Rhine next to him raised his hand and said, "I just farted, maybe the potato beef stew I ate at noon was not digested well, and it still smelled of beef." ”

"Vake has!"

It was already dark, but the small ranch was brightly lit.

Olakafor turned on the headlights, and then a group of people gathered together and began to dig out their wallets.

At this time, Chen Song knew that although he would slaughter the cow and eat the meat after chasing it, it was not the host's family who invited guests, but asked the participants to pay for the AA system.

However, there is not much money, and a person can enjoy a feast without buffalo meat for only 500 crowns.

Rhine collected money one by one, and a few strong men, such as Olakafor and Goble, began to kill cattle.

Gobble sharpened his knife and pushed the bull's head towards Olakafu before he started: "Don't look at me, man, look at your master, he decided to eat you, if you see God and want to complain about something, remember that the main lord is him, don't trouble me." ”

Chen Song said impatiently: "Okay, let's do it quickly, 80% of people's bodies are water, and 80% of your body is drama, why are there so many dramas?"

"What's the hurry? The anesthetic hasn't worked yet!"

The protection of animals in Northern Europe has reached an outrageous level, for example, the slaughter of cattle and sheep is not allowed to wipe the neck raw, which has a special animal protection law stipulating that the anesthetic must be injected intravenously first, and the animal is anesthetized before slaughtering.

The anesthetic will travel with the blood and take effect throughout the body, while the locals do not eat cow blood, and will eventually emit all out, so it will not enter the human body and will not be contaminated by the drug.

When the big black bull was anesthetized, Goble went under the knife.

Cattle are big animals, slaughtering cattle is a big project, fortunately there are many people and experience, the big guys have done it, and finally the black cattle become black beef.

Christians don't eat offal, which is cheap, and the black bull's organs, including the bullwhip and cow treasure, all fall into his hands, and he can go back and eat deliciously.

"What do you want this for?" asked Goodson, twitching his sideburns.

Chen Song smiled but didn't answer, and Rhine helped him answer: "What else can you do besides feeding the dogs?"

"Is it for dogs?"

Chen Song barely kept a smile: "Yes, yes." ”

Brother Dao at his feet was squinting with happiness, and the surprise came too quickly, and he couldn't hold back for a while and almost collapsed.

There are various ways to eat beef, the most tender beef loin should be made filet mignon, the fat and thin beef ribs should be made into rib eye steak, the meat on the outer loin of the beef should be made sirloin steak with fat oil, and the backbone meat on the back of the beef should be made T-bone steak.

Chen Song followed to learn how to handle steak, and Rhine and Goodson hung up an iron pot at the door to make a fire to prepare.

The weather was cold, and Rhine wanted to make the fire more prosperous, so he added diesel fuel to the dry wood to help the combustion, and accidentally burned Goble's forearm.

Suddenly, there was a smell of roasted chicken feathers in the air, after all, Gobble's body hair was developed.

Goodsson helped grab a handful of snow and wiped it on his arm, and Rhine said nervously, "I'm sorry man, quick, I'll take you to the hospital." ”

Goble swallowed and said, "Let's talk about it after eating, it's a small injury." ”

"Doesn't Mr. Chen understand medical skills?"

Chen Song suggested: "For light burns, toothpaste can relieve pain. ”

"Alright, I have a new strip of toothpaste. Rhine took Goble into the house.

The fire was raging, the water in the iron pot was boiling, and Gilvid cut the washed chunks of beef into the pot, simply added lemon and salt, and boiled.

The taste of pure beef is fragrant, without any condiments, and the orthodox beef aroma comes out with water vapor.

Goble ran over smelling the smell of meat, and Chen Song asked, "How does your arm feel?"

"It still hurts a little bit, and I don't think the toothpaste is useful. ”

Chen Song frowned and said, "I'll take a look." ”

Goble said inexplicably: "Look, I've already finished eating, and I've eaten a whole tube." ”

Chen Song was silent for a few seconds, and finally compromised: "I'll take you to the hospital, but let's go to see the head melon seeds." ”

In fact, Goble can't be blamed for not having life experience, after all, there is no claim that toothpaste can relieve pain when applied externally in Iceland.

Bruce said that there was burn medicine in Manor No. 2, so Chen Song drove back to get the medicine.

As he passed Manor One, he saw a van parked at the door, and he looked inside the manor and saw a gloomy Skellingsson talking to two young men.

The two looked at each other from a distance, and Skylingson kept his mouth shut.

When Chen Song's sleigh left, Skylinson gritted his teeth and said, "See that kid just now?

"Don't care what a Chinese guy he is," said a bald young man dissatisfied, "didn't you say there was a cow coming?

Skylinsson was also dissatisfied: "It's not that you're coming too slowly, the cow was retrieved by those damn bastards." ”

"You're not playing with us, are you, man!" said another big young man.

Skylingson said, "If you don't believe it, go to the warehouse, there's still fresh cow shit! It's our bad luck today, but I know my Chinese neighbor is a rich bastard, maybe we can make a fortune off him?"