124: Guo Degang Yu Qian's cross talk

The excitement of Tmall's Double 11 party has attracted most of the Chinese audience, many families, and the whole family stayed in front of the TV and watched the party.

The live broadcast on the Internet is also stuck from time to time, and the number of people online continues to rise.

The ratings of Zhejiang Satellite TV are gradually moving towards 18. All the TV stations were shocked by this number.

This time, no one could have imagined that a corporate party would be so popular with the Chinese people.

Over the years, although the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala have exceeded 30 every time, it is just that most TV stations broadcast together. A single TV station still can't hold up such heights.

Ratings of around 6 and 7 are already the pursuit of most TV stations,

But this night, Zhejiang Satellite TV broke history, and the goal is estimated to break through to 20.

The heads of various satellite TV stations are silently paying attention, and they are also silently thinking about how to win the exclusive broadcast rights of the second Double 11 Gala next year. This kind of phenomenal program is the turn of TV stations to compete, and Zhejiang Satellite TV has picked up a big bargain this year.

But how did they know that this was nothing more than a son's advice to his father.

Sun Lao sat quietly in front of the TV, accompanied by Sun Ying and another man, and two other women, making tea or preparing fruit.

"Ying'er, cooperate with Lu Ran more next year. Tao'er, I'll go to operate it once, you are ready, transfer to that department. Sun Lao looked at the TV and sighed.

Many other celebrities, such as Liu Yifei , Li Chen, etc., also sat in front of the TV today, watching this event, thinking about the boy who had a relationship with him.

Zhejiang Satellite TV is very relaxed, everyone sits in the conference room to eat, watching the Double 11 party. Recently, I have been working a lot of overtime, mainly because of good grades and hard work.

And Lu Tao is not in Taili, although he is the biggest contributor to the cooperation this time.

"When will Lu Ran come out?"

"I don't know, just wait. Anyway, it's off tomorrow. ”

Lu Tao hugged Liu Qing and lay on the chair in this rented room, thinking silently, do you want to go back tonight?

……

"Hello audience friends, I am the famous cross talk actor Guo Degang. As for the one next to me, let him introduce himself. ”

"Hello everyone, I'm the famous cross talk actor Yu Qian"

When Guo Degang and Yu Qian took the stage, they received warm applause, and cross talk actors can often make people laugh, so they can naturally gain favor. And the two of them, who have appeared on the Spring Festival Gala, are also famous actors.

"At the beginning of this opening, I wish you three successes in advance"

"Eh, what success?"

"Successful Internet access, successful payment, successful receipt. ”

Guo Degang waved his sleeves and shouted, showing that he was very excited. But the three major successes made everyone laugh out and ridicule one after another.

"You see, the audience is not happy. You're not very successful in these three successes. Yu Qian pointed to the reaction of the audience.

Guo Degang looked at the scene seriously, and said silently: "Then I'm changing three successes." ”

"Which three?"

"Successful input, successful package grabbing, successful withdrawal!"

Guo Degang took out his mobile phone, opened Alipay and said. The corresponding screen will appear on the big screen.

The three successes of this time instantly aroused enthusiastic cheers from everyone. The first wave of grabbing red envelopes has just ended, provoking everyone's enthusiasm. Guo Degang's blessing this time is right.

"It's pretty much the same, you see the audience and friends look at us a lot more pleasing to the eye. Yu Qian said seriously.

Guo Degang glanced around the scene and said with a smile: "Well, it's quite pleasing to the eye." But. The audience in the audience should not be called the audience. ”

Yu Qian was stunned and asked, "What's that called?"

"You don't understand, do you!

"Dear, what baby do you need!"

"Dear, please check the address!"

"Dear, listen to our cross talk!"

Guo Degang pretended to be an e-commerce customer typing and said loudly. The audience burst into laughter and laughter,

This time, even the audience changed their names.

"Good guy, do you really think you're a shopkeeper?"

"Otherwise, what I want to tell you today is "How to Buy Double 11". ”

Yu Qian asked suspiciously: "How to buy what? Isn't it just to choose the product and then pay, otherwise how to buy it?"

Guo Degang glanced at Yu Qian with disdain, "If you are together, you will smoke, drink, and burn your hair." You don't know that the barbershop and commissary downstairs are on sale. Don't pay the previous price,"

"Ouch, and such a good thing?"

"Of course, your commissary and your barber shop are like that. Isn't there more discounts in Tmall?"

Yu Qian nodded: "It makes sense, you tell me." ”

Guo Degang replied with a smile: "You remember, open Taobao, go to the homepage, and enter the main venue to get coupons." If you're lucky, you might even get cash. ”

"And this kind of thing? I'll try it later. No, the amount of this coupon is high. It's not that it's spending more. Yu Qian raised his doubts.

"How much do you usually get a perm. ”

"It's about 50 now. ”

"Double 11, give you 40 yuan once, but you have to apply for a card, this card can be used 10 times. Press 40 yuan once, and you will get a card today minus 100. You can't do it. Guo Degang said with a smile.

Yu Qian thought for a while, "It's definitely going to be done! It's very cheap." ”

"That's good, this coupon is equivalent to a 100 reduction, no matter what you buy first, this money has already been reduced there. ”

Yu Qian nodded, "That makes sense." ”

"Well, that makes sense. If it weren't for the perm thing, I guess you wouldn't have understood it. Guo Degang said seriously.

But it caused the audience to laugh, Yu Qian's three love numbers are estimated to be said by Guo Degang for a lifetime.

"This is the first step, the second step, is to pick the product into the store. ”

"Eh, what's the other way here?"

"You have to make a comparison, if you have two barber shops downstairs that do perms at the same time, don't you go in and compare the perms?"

Guo Degang said with disdain. The audience chuckled.

"Well, yes, yes. It's about making comparisons. ”

Guo Degang said calmly: "Don't look at the official event discounts, it seems to be very large. Some stores are even more powerful, such as Eight Wolves. I heard that when you buy a belt and a wallet, you will draw a mobile phone, and if you place the highest order, you will also get an iPad. ”

"Ahh

"Yes, I also wonder, you said that a person who sells belts and gives digital products is simply a loss. Guo Degang also said depressedly.

But the audience at the bottom will smile, and advertise it again. Can't we remember?

Seeing the audience's reaction, Guo Degang said intently: "Yu Qian, this is rich and capricious, you don't understand this kind of perm, it's like you are just simply perming your head, people may be atomic perm." ”

"Cut, that person isn't going to be burnt. Restore the sub hot. ”

This time, the audience couldn't help it, and let out a laugh, the atom was hot, and it was a shame that these two people could talk serious nonsense.

"Well, the first and second steps were talked about earlier, and the main one. ”

"What is it?"

"It's just paying!"

"What do you mean by this?"

"You have to find someone to pay, near, far, male, female, at this moment, it doesn't matter who it is, find them to recognize the relationship. ”

"Wait a while, you talked about it for a long time, just to ask others to pay?"

"That's right, Double 11 isn't Singles' Day, you have to prepare to get rid of Singles. ”