125: Across the ocean

"You are a single, do you have to be cautious in your choice?" asked Guo Degang towards Yu Qian, waiting for the following.

"It makes sense, you have to be careful in your choice. Yu Qian said after thinking about it.

"So, if you're sincere or not, it's up to you to empty your cart. ”

"I've helped you ask for a shopping cart, so don't get out of the singles quickly. Guo Degang blurted out, amusing the audience.

Hey~~~~

The audience booed, but it was too unrealistic. If you want to get rid of singles, you must first find rich people in order to achieve the above plan.

Yu Qian looked at the audience's reaction, hurriedly picked up the cross talk, and asked Guo Degang seriously: "Huo, according to what you say, now that young people confirm their relationship, they still have to see if they can empty their shopping carts?"

"Of course, if you don't even buy anything, what do you expect him to do. Guo Degang said quietly, feeling that his proposal was very correct.

But at this time, Yu Qian stretched out his hand to stop Guo Degang and said solemnly: "I don't agree." ”

Guo Degang glanced at Yu Qian and said hurriedly: "You are a fool, what do you have any opinions!"

Yu Qian solemnly stood in front of the microphone and said solemnly: "Everyone is equal in front of the truth, I just want to say, the shopping cart is really useful, why do you need a bride price!"

"The big guy said yes?"

"Yes!!"

The audience cheered and applauded for Yu Qian, the combination of truth is very good, and the main problem for newcomers to become husband and wife is still the bride price.

In fact, both sides have a starting point for consideration, but no one can convince anyone, and it has become a major contradiction in society.

Guo Degang looked at the scene speechlessly, squinted his eyes, waved his sleeves, and said helplessly: "You are reasonable." My relatives have said so, what else can I do!"

The audience couldn't help laughing out loud, the cross talk of these two people can always make their hearts happy inadvertently.

After the audience laughed, Guo Degang spoke again: "Boo and boo, laugh and laugh, you all know how to buy Double 11, right?"

"Yes!"

This time, the audience responded. The combination of simple cross talk and double 11 topics brings joy to everyone.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian bowed to the audience, representing the end of the cross talk.

The audience burst into applause and sent blessings to the two cross talk actors.

Bright lights illuminated the stage, "Let's thank the two teachers, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, and thank you for the cross talk of the two performances." ”

This time, Cheng Lei and Chen Chen of Dongxiang Satellite TV came to the stage to host.

For a 4-hour party, the six hosts naturally have to take turns to host. This is the rule on the stage, which is arranged in advance, and each person is responsible for a module and makes sure that the host shows his face in front of the audience.

"Teacher Guo Degang, what did you buy on Double 11?" Chen Chen walked up to Guo Degang's side, held the microphone and asked.

Guo Degang squinted his eyes, glanced at the hostess, and said calmly: "Well, I even started to prepare New Year's goods." Especially 50 catties of rice, I plan to buy dozens of bags at that time. ”

When the audience heard this, they burst into laughter again, this is still 2 and a half months away from the Chinese New Year. Guo Degang prepared in advance. I don't buy anything else, but I mainly buy rice.

Dozens of bags of 50 catties of rice, how long is it to eat!

Guo Degang saw this scene and spoke again: "Don't laugh, my Deyun Society is under a lot of pressure, you look at the tonnage of my apprentices, each person will eat at least one bag during the Spring Festival." I don't take advantage of the free shipping discount to buy now, when will I buy it?"

I can't help it, I covet you for free shipping.

"Okay, okay, don't be ashamed, you're quite glorious to send 50 catties of rice. It is estimated that after buying, people will also use logistics to send it. Yu Qian hurriedly said.

Chen Chen heard the conversation between the two cross talk actors on the side, and he couldn't stop laughing.

Chen Chen was obviously led astray by the two old fritters, Cheng Lei took a look, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "The two teachers are really saving money." ”

Guo Degang didn't smile at it, and said in a deep voice: "The family is a big business." ”

Cheng Lei didn't care, and raised the microphone, "Okay, then I hope Mr. Guo Degang can grab the rice he wants." But before you go, let's give you the first wave of prizes. ”

When the audience and the people in front of the TV heard this, they immediately picked up their mobile phones and waited for the following.

Although I didn't grab much in the first wave of cash red envelopes just now, people really gave out money, and they didn't rob it for nothing.

"Okay, then, please pick up your phones in person and in front of the TV. Open Taobao APP!Pay special attention!It's Taobao APP, not Alipay APP, don't make a mistake!"

Guo Degang controlled the mobile phone and said seriously in front of the camera. On the large screen behind it, the corresponding operation screen is also displayed.

"The first wave of Double 11 party prizes, including imported milk, Tmall gold necklaces, home textile four-piece sets, sweeping robots, etc. ”

"I count 10 numbers, and after the countdown is over, everyone picks up their mobile phones, shakes them and waits for the lottery results. ”

“10,9…… 1”

When Guo Degang's countdown ended, most of the audience in Huaxia shook their mobile phones.

Then a box suddenly appeared on the screen, and a black Tmall crawled out of the box, holding a white drawing board in his hand, which was marked with text, or winning information.

Some of the black tmalls shine with a golden light behind them, and pictures of the prizes appear in the drawing board. And some Tmalls, crying and mourning, said that they would make persistent efforts.

This black cat has become everyone's attention at this moment, and it is also imprinted in the hearts of Chinese people.

……

The carnival of Double 11 has radiated from China to all parts of the country, and overseas Chinese living in the local area have taken the time to watch the live broadcast of Double 11 Tmall in China in their own way.

For a long, long time, not so hot. It was like returning to the millennial Spring Festival Gala, and everyone was enthusiastically releasing the mood of the whole year. The country has long taken off, but these overseas Chinese are separated from the two places and silently watch the entertainment scene in China.

In a huge warehouse, containers are arranged around in a specific way. Groups of Hollywood cast members are busy, conversing with each other in English. Pieces of green cloth are hung around, and two scenes are impressively built.

Li Ruotong sat on the side in a classic Hollywood black leather costume.

She was holding a mobile phone in her hand, and the picture was playing Tmall Double 11 party.

When the interactive method of the lottery appeared on the screen, she silently remembered it, and then edited a message and sent it to the number of her home country on the other side of the ocean.

"Li, the director has called you, get ready. Your role is about to begin. ”

A young and sunny foreign man appeared in front of Li Ruotong and reminded him.

Hearing this, Li Ruotong put away his mobile phone and put it in his bag on the side.

Then he stood up and said indifferently: "Peter, I know, I'll go over immediately." ”

Stepping on black boots, Li Ruotong walked to the makeup area on the side, looked in the mirror, and saw that the makeup on his face was fine, so he walked towards the center of the crew.

In this huge warehouse, groups of familiar Hollywood stars are fighting each other with props in hand, and top-notch cameras are placed around to shoot the scenes inside.

Li Ruotong stepped forward silently, stood in his own position, and quietly waited for the director to start filming.

That guy has really changed.

You don't want to enter the entertainment industry, I, Li Ruotong, will always stand in front of you!

The trajectory of history began to change, perhaps because of a small misunderstanding between the two, but either side remained arrogant.

No, bow your head.