Chapter 072: You're so naughty, do you know your family
On the side of the stage, the 19 groups of contestants who had finished the performance were all silent as they watched the laughing performance on stage.
"This one seems to be ...... It seems like...... Maybe ...... "Well, he himself doesn't know what he's going to say."
"It's a bit unexpected. One person sighed.
"Their sketches have a strong sense of rhythm, the baggage is well shaken, and the laughing fruit is great. Anyway, it's a very good work. ”
"When we performed before, there didn't seem to be a single laugh from the audience. ”
"Hey, is this the gap? Why not me?"
The father of a family of three looked at Qin Luo on the stage and said hatefully, "It's really unreasonable, this kind of person can perform such a good work." ”
The others didn't speak, but continued to pay attention to the performance on stage.
On the stage, Qin Luo said with an innocent face: "I said aunt, you have a good memory, there is really no one to hit you." ”
Lu Yao didn't listen to his explanation, and insisted that he hit it, "No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters, then you have to hit me, I am going abroad now." ”
Hahaha.
The audience laughed again, and now almost every line can make people laugh.
"Bumped into the country, this line is so funny. ”
"Yes, the key is that the aunt insisted that Hao Jian hit her, and she was wronged by Hao Jian. ”
"This aunt was confused. ”
"It's so capable, if I meet such an aunt, I have to be confused. ”
"The sketch reflects reality. Isn't it the same with the aunt in the incident, the young man who insisted on sending her to the hospital hit him. ”
……
On the stage, Qin Luo replied angrily: "Auntie, what is your identity, why can you go abroad without a visa? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters away." ”
Lu Yao looked at him with an aggrieved expression, and his tone was full of anger, "How many meters do you have to fly?
Hahaha.
The audience laughed and applauded.
"This time Hao Jian's crime of hitting people can't be washed away, haha. ”
"Auntie acted really well, completely showing the excitement and anger of being wronged. ”
"Well, these two people are very well acted, and the script lines are also first-class. ”
On the stage, Qin Luo squatted beside his aunt and said with a serious face, "Okay aunt, let's not break it, let's look at the picture and talk, fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys now......"
While speaking, Qin Luo looked up at the surveillance camera standing behind him, but his face froze, because the camera was gone, "What about the head?" It's over, the head is gone, if you continue to entangle, there will be no head, and I can't wash me by jumping into the Yellow River." ”
With an anxious face, Qin Luo got up and walked towards the bicycle.
Lu Yao struggled to straighten up and looked at him, "What's the matter, you still want to leave?"
Qin Luo walked as he ran, "It's definitely not a rush to go, I have to run." ”
However, at this time, a voice sounded on the stage, "Daughter-in-law, I'm going home soon, don't worry......"
Qin Luo was startled and hurriedly hid aside.
Zhou Mi walked up to the stage in a timely manner, and made a phone call while walking, "Wait, I saw an old lady fall down on the road and no one came to help her, why did you say that the current social atmosphere has become like this, no one else cares, I care!"
Everyone in the audience saw the thoughtfulness of the new debut, and with his righteous and righteous words, many people applauded.
"Well, well said. ”
"There are still a lot of good people in today's society. ”
"Yes, when you see an old lady falling, someone will always help you. ”
However, they were soon slapped in the face.
Lu Yao struggled to get up on her own, Zhou Mi took a photo of her with her mobile phone, and then turned around and left, ignoring Lu Yao who fell to the ground again.
"I immediately sent a Weibo to condemn this behavior, so that my parents will all comment, daughter-in-law, remember to give me a thumbs up. Oops, this old lady fell, she was miserable......" Zhou Mi got off the stage from the side while making a phone call.
The audience was stunned, and this reversal came too quickly.
Burst.
Many people couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Haha, I'll just say, this sketch reversed so fast that it was like a tornado, and you didn't expect it at all. ”
"Hey, my face hurts when I'm smiling. ”
"Me too. ”
The contestants on the side of the stage were even more silent when they saw the thorough performance, and no one said anything this time.
Ding Jianzhong, who was sitting in the first row, saw Zhou Mi passing by in a flash, his heart moved, and he turned his head to look at Shi Huihai, "The person who just appeared on the stage is Zhou Gang's son Zhou Mi?"
Shi Huihai knew that Zhou Gang had a son named Zhou Mi, but he had not met, and in the face of Director Ding's inquiry, he looked down at the program list in his hand, and the performers of "Help or Not" did have the name "Zhou Mi" written in it.
"It should be him. Shi Huihai nodded.
Director Ding immediately instructed with a serious face, "In this sketch competition, Zhou Gang is one of the four star mentors, and Zhou Mi has signed up for the competition again, don't engage in favoritism and black-box operations." ”
"Director rest assured, this time we are fully adhering to the principle of fairness, justice and openness, and will never cheat. Shi Huihai assured with a serious face.
Chen Cheng also nodded on the side, "In fact, there are also a few well-known stars who signed up for the competition this time, but since they have participated, they will be treated equally with all the contestants, standing on the same starting line, and we will definitely not engage in special treatment." ”
Ding Jianzhong nodded with satisfaction, didn't say anything more, and continued to watch the performance on stage with great interest.
This skit really appealed to him.
On stage, the excitement continues.
Qin Luo came out from behind the screen and kicked Zhou Mi, who had already stepped down, "It's miserable that you don't help it." ”
Then he quickly ran back to Lu Yao's side and helped her up and sat down, "Come, auntie, let's sit up first." Auntie, what about me, I'll take you to the hospital right away, but I beg you, you can help me prove it, and you will say that I am an innocent passerby, okay?"
Lu Yao looked at him and nodded, "Okay." ”
Qin Luo took out his mobile phone from his pocket with a happy face, walked to the broken bicycle and said while recording: "I am a good person Hao Jian, just now, I was carrying my bicycle in front of me unscrupulously, and somehow, there was suddenly an old lady in the back, I put aside all my worries and stepped forward to help her without hesitation." ”
Recording this, Qin Luo just squatted down in front of Lu Yao, "Come, it's your turn, close your chin and look thin." ”
Lu Yao rolled his eyes and said to the camera: "I'm an innocent passerby, the innocent was knocked down by you, you still have to run when it's over, hehehe......"
Qin Luo put away his phone helplessly, "Auntie, you are so naughty, do your family know?"
Poof.
Many people in the audience burst out laughing.
"Haha, this sentence is so funny, do your family know that you are so naughty!"
"I have a hunch that this phrase could become an internet buzzword this year. ”
"Reversal and reversal, hehe. ”