"Oops...... Ah...... Oops......"

Qin Luo was wearing a military coat, carrying a bicycle with a completely broken front wheel in both hands, and hummed to the center of the stage as he walked.

Putting the bicycle down, Qin Luo looked at the audience, and only then did everyone notice that there was a little trace of abrasion three centimeters below his left eye.

"You say that I have one of the biggest shortcomings, that is, I am too nosy. No, I saw a car on the road just now that the trunk was not closed, and I rode behind to chase it, thinking about telling someone. As a result, people braked suddenly, and I got into the trunk of someone's house with a clang. As soon as I climbed out, a kind policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "You are fully responsible." I swear, if I want to be nosy in the future, I won't be called Hao Jian, I'll be very cheap!"

Burst.

Many people in the audience laughed out loud, not because of this large number of lines, but because of the name: Hao Jian!

"Haha, Hao Jian, it's so cheap, this name has its own baggage. ”

"I explained the background of the characters and what happened, and I don't know what to do next. ”

"Cut, what's so funny about deliberately giving such a witty name. What is this sketch called "Help or Not", I want to see how he acts. ”

"Well, this opening line is a bit too long, and if it doesn't immediately attract the audience, the show will be game over. ”

The audience's overall expectations are not high, and Ding Jianzhong's face has not changed, only Shi Huihai and Chen Cheng are full of expectations.

On the stage, Qin Luo was about to continue walking with his bicycle after speaking, when an aunt stumbled out from behind the background wall with a fan in her hand.

He fell to the ground and couldn't get up, and he still hummed in his mouth, "Ouch......"

It was Lu Yao who perfectly played the role of the aunt, wearing a hood, a floral cotton jacket, and makeup on her face, and no one else at the scene could see that this aunt was actually a young girl with a hot body.

Qin Luo glanced at Lu Yao casually, his head tilted, "I didn't look at anything." Then he walked forward.

"This goes straight to the point! I know what this is going to do. ”

"I vaguely know. ”

"Wow, isn't this the hotly discussed incident of not helping the elderly on the Internet during this time?

"I'm kind of looking forward to how he's going to play next, after all, it's a social phenomenon. If you don't act well, you will attract criticism in the end. ”

Others disagree.

"Hmph, this is just hot news, it's not original at all. ”

"It's very bold, and I dare to perform on this topic. I'm just waiting for the spittle of the majority of netizens to drown them. ”

"I also thought of this theme, but he took the lead. I'd like to see how he acts. ”

Some of the players who didn't care about this also focused their eyes on the stage, and even the one who was about to sleep was woken up by his companion.

The cameraman was already very tired after a busy day, but when he saw this scene, his eyes lit up, and he quickly adjusted the camera, focused on the stage, and did not miss a detail of the performance.

On the stage, Lu Yao fell to the ground and hummed, "Oops...... Oops,......"

Qin Luo heard it in his ears, stopped and turned around and walked over, "You won! Auntie, are you okay?"

Lu Yao perfectly reproduced the state and tone of an injured aunt: "Seventy-nine, slap the ground with a bang, what do you say?"

Qin Luo looked anxious: "Oh, let's see if it's broken?"

Lu Yao touched his right arm with his left hand, "Oh, my elbow." ”

Then he touched his knee, "Oh, my boggado!"

Finally, he touched the back of his waist again, "Oh, my waist coil." ”

"It's all broken?" Qin Luo asked anxiously.

Lu Yao came to a twist, "Oh, it doesn't hurt." ”

Poof!

This time, there were more people laughing in the audience.

You were caught off guard by this turn.

It's also a waist disc, why are you so protruding?

Shi Huihai and Chen Cheng noticed that the corners of Ding Jianzhong's mouth were slightly upturned, suspiciously ...... Laughed?

On the stage, Qin Luo was speechless, "Auntie, don't use the elimination method when it's all here." Since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can still walk. ”

Lu Yao snorted, "Try it." ”

Then, I came to a 360 circle on the spot, and I kicked my feet while turning.

Qin Luo was taken aback, "Auntie, you can walk this way, but you are walking according to the table." ”

Many people laughed again, this is also a small burden.

"Come on, Auntie, I'll help you up. Qin Luo said and helped Lu Yao to sit up.

Lu Yao sat up and saw the scar on Qin Luo's face, "Oh young man, your face is blue and purple, and you have choked enough." ”

Qin Luo thought that the aunt was concerned about herself, and smiled indifferently, "I'm fine." ”

Lu Yao held Qin Luo's left hand with both hands, and said earnestly: "You are a good boy, and you know how to help your aunt up." ”

Qin Luo smiled modestly, "I'm addicted to doing good deeds." ”

Who knew that Lu Yao had another twist, "This is going to be someone else, I'll run away after hitting it!"

Qin Luo suddenly looked confused.

Hahaha.

Bang bang bang.

This time, the audience not only laughed, but even many people applauded.

"Wow, this combination is cleverly used, and the burden is in place. ”

"Well, and it fits perfectly with the god turn of the matter of not helping the old man in reality. ”

"I was wrong, I thought this sketch was not good, but just from the current point of view, it is already the most exciting one of the 20 groups today. ”

"Mm-hmm, we'll see. ”

Shi Huihai and Chen Cheng were also excited at this time, not only the wonderful expressions on the stage, but also Ding Jianzhong finally smiled.

Even, Ding Jianzhong glanced at the two of them left and right, and nodded approvingly, "This sketch is good." ”

"What Director Ding said is that I also think this sketch is very good. The two nodded in agreement.

On the stage, Qin Luo was speechless and put Lu Yao on the ground again, "Auntie, you are stunned, and you are stunned very suddenly." You fell on your own, and when you fell, I was 10 meters away from you. You see, that's my bike, and it's ironclad evidence. ”

Lu Yao struggled to sit up, looked at the bicycle not far away, and sighed, "Oops, the rims are all like that." After a long time, I flew over there, so can I still save it?"

Bang bang bang.

The applause from the audience rang out again, more enthusiastically than before.

"Haha, this burden is one after another, one louder than the other. ”

"There are constantly unexpected twists of the gods, which are very funny and fascinating. ”

"The performance is also in place, whether it is Hao Jian or Auntie, it feels like two professional actors are performing. ”

"Well, I just feel like that aunt...... The chest seems to be a bit big. ”

“……”