Chapter 391: This is the Huang Zuo of the Magnificent World......
Of course, after the translation, Mo Bai also pasted the original version in classical Chinese.
Although the original version is more difficult to understand, some of the words in the original version are very interesting and very talented.
Of course, when Mo Bai found out this chat, countless fans were looking forward to it.
"A masterpiece of the world, another masterpiece of the world. β
"I'm so excited, will it be another masterpiece like Journey to the West. β
"It's so anticipating, I'm going to pee. β
"Yes, don't say it's comparable to Journey to the West, even if it's half as good as Journey to the West, I'll take it. β
With Journey to the West in front, countless netizens didn't blink their eyes, refreshing Mo Bai's Weibo from time to time.
It's just that when I brushed up on the chapter "Fox United" updated by Mo Bai, countless fans were forced again.
"I'm grass, this is a masterpiece of the world. β
"It's blind to my dog's eye. β
"Spicy eyes, spicy eyes, really spicy eyes.
Anyone can understand the translation, not to mention, Mo Bai's translation of the chat is also very interesting.
When everyone saw this little story, their eyes were blind in an instant.
Especially that couplet, Nima, this is simply more hooligan than a hooligan.
[ζεδ½, only a little is owed in the abdomen. I have been in the track, why not fly under my feet. Yes, yes, yes. γ
[It's really good, no wonder some people say that hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are cultured. Mo Bai is this literate hooligan. γ
[Actually, I think this story is quite interesting, don't you think?]
[Hahaha, finally I have the same idea, in fact, I also find this story interesting. Look at this couplet, Wuxu and Jisi are both one of the heavenly stems, and they are so neat, what is even more interesting is the content of this couplet, which is really informative. γ
[If it were me, I would have flown with these two demon foxes a long time ago. γ
Seeing everyone's messages, Mo Bai was also happy.
Speaking of which, there are many classics in Liaozhai, but there are also many jokes that make people laugh in Liaozhai.
As mentioned above, in fact, this is really out of the conversation.
Not only that, but there are several paragraphs in the chat about stories like this.
Anyway, what Mo Bai has to do now is to attract everyone's attention, although these small jokes are not particularly classics, but as long as the popularity is enough, a series of incomparably profound famous articles will be sent out later, so as not to shock them.
"It seems that everyone has been shocked by my masterpieces, come on, come on, let's enjoy another one. β
Holding back his laughter, Mo Bai translated another article: Fuhu.
[There is a Taishi who is very depressed, he was entangled by a fox, the fox is behind like a fart, Taishi invited a lot of Taoist priests but couldn't accept him, and finally on the way home, he met a person, saying that there was a way to catch monsters. Taishi happily invited him home, and then the man gave him something like an aphrodisiac, and asked him to do it with the fox! Taishi, who took the medicine, couldn't suppress the power of the desolation in his heart, so he grabbed the fox and started to do it. The fox is scared, what the hell, mom is so scary, I want to go home! In the end, the fox, was, well, dead, ...... Well, dead, dead like that......]
After writing it, Mo Bai posted the original text as usual. And added a comment of his own on it: Perhaps, this is also a way to destroy the fox spirit.
Needless to say, when the second article of Liao Zhai "Fu Fox" came out, the entire Weibo exploded again.
"I'm blind, don't ask me, I can't see anything. β
"The sky is thundering, it's just thundering. β
"Although it is thunder, it also feels so exciting, so excited. β
"Yes, I didn't expect that this method can be used to catch foxes, and if you encounter fox spirits in the future, you must notify me. β
"Is it useful for you to hang it, or call me. β
Yes.
How can it not explode.
People are looking forward to Mo Bai's masterpieces, and he actually made two dirty articles.
You say that dirt is dirty, but the pattern of Mo Bai is very high.
first used poetry to pretend to be culturally tainted.
Now I've smeared another song with my brain.
The skill of this old dirty turtle, a group of fans just looked at it, but it was instantly worshipped.
"High, sure enough, high. β
"It's a marvel. β
"Yes, if anyone dares to disagree, come and Pk with Mo Bai. β
A group of fans is also an eye-opener.
Countless messages, comments, and in the blink of an eye, there are as many as tens of thousands.
At this time, Mo Bai had not stopped.
Do you think that's all you can do?
No, there are a lot of articles that blow your mind, blow your mind, and make your whole body tremble.
Immediately, after the second article, Mo Bai updated another story: Huang Jiulang.
The protagonist in the story is called He Zixiao, one day, he met a very beautiful and beautiful handsome guy Huang Jiulang, yes, this handsome guy is more beautiful than a beauty, he is a male fox. The male protagonist fell in love with Huang Jiulang at first sight, and he thought about him every day and wanted to fall in love with him. Once the male protagonist talked to him about the stars and the moon, and finally found a chance to keep him to sleep together, and then he wanted to come hard. Huang Jiulang was very angry, I treat you as a friend, but you want to fall in love with me!!! Later, the male protagonist saw that it was not good to be so hard, so he used a bit of bitter tricks, and the male protagonist and Huang Jiulang were together again...... Do you think that's the story, no...... Later, the male protagonist didn't know why.,It actually died.γ
I guess it's hurting the fox demon.,Warn everyone.,Everyone has to be careful.γ But,The story is not over.,The male protagonist is alive again.,Yes,It's alive again.,Reborn in another person.,After being reborn.,He met Huang Jiulang again.,The moment I saw him.,The male owner still wants to be with him...... Huang Jiulang said forget it, I'll introduce my sister to you. Then Huang Jiulang came up with the idea to design the male protagonist to forcibly get on his sister. What a good brother and sister. Before being put on, his sister said, if you (the male protagonist) don't abandon me in the future, I'll let you go.γ The girl also lacks the heart and eyes, and the sperm worm is on the brain, and the boy will definitely say that it is good and good! The male protagonist is happily with Huang Jiulang's sister.
Do you think the story is really over now?
Isn't the male protagonist reborn in another person, this person has offended his superiors and is afraid of suicide. But the male protagonist borrowed the corpse to return to his soul, and now it has become the male protagonist who is oppressed by the superior leader. Huang Jiulang's sister, Ah No, is now his wife, so he gave the male protagonist an idea, asked him not to be afraid, and told him that this leader likes men, and my brother Huang Jiulang is so handsome that it is unreasonable to give him to the leader. Ah, sure enough, it'sβwellβbrotherβsisterβ. You ask the ending? Jiulang personally went out, what can't be solved? For Jiulang, the leader wrote off the grievances with the male protagonist, and also regarded his wife and maid as dung, and devoted himself to pampering Huang Jiulang alone. Didn't I say it before, it's hard to do it with a fox, it hurts your body...... Soon, the leader fell ill and was about to go to heaven. Huang Jiulang pretended to take him back to his hometown, took the money and left together, the leader went to heaven, and the money belonged to him...... Finish.
Subsequently, Mo Bai posted the original text of "Huang Jiulang".
And this one appeared, and Mo Bai's Weibo instantly became the hottest post of the day.
"Ahh β
"My eyes, my eyes, my eyes are completely blind now, and I don't even have a little vision. β
"I treat you as a friend, but you want to me...... Burst...... A peerless masterpiece, this is definitely a peerless masterpiece. β
"Yes, it's so well written, not only is it interesting, but it also turns all the way, which shocks me to the outside and the inside. β
"It's so incredible, I didn't expect the real ending to be like this. β
"Where is this masterpiece of the world, this is simply a masterpiece of the world, no, it is a masterpiece of the world. β
I have to say that Huang Jiulang's article is a masterpiece in Liaozhai, and he has won the love of countless netizens with his peculiar imagination and god-like twists and turns. Not to mention, Mo Bai shocked countless people with his god-like translation.
"Actually, I want to say, Dabai, your translation is more powerful than your classical Chinese. β
"That's right, the writing in classical Chinese is still relatively subtle, and as soon as this translation comes out, my whole person is not good. β
"Actually, while comparing the original version, while comparing Dabai's own translation, this is interesting. β
"This is absolutely a masterpiece of God, who dares to disagree. β
"My eighteenth generation ancestors have served. β
"The problem is, I'm thinking, Dabai won't make such a film, if this is filmed, tsk......"
"Hahaha, top top top top, I want to shoot, I want to shoot, I want to see such a film. β
"Yes, I like Huang Jiulang, and I especially want to see how Huang Jiulang's film is. β
"Don't say it, I think, when this Huang Jiulang is filmed, it is estimated that it is even more spicy than the crown princess. β