Chapter 392: Someone reported it

It's just a pity that Liaozhai hasn't been filmed yet, and Mo Bai's three small stories of Liaozhai have been reported by others.

"Mo Bai, someone reported you for writing pornographic jokes. ”

The editor of TT Weibo found Mo Bai and sent a message to Mo Bai.

"I grass, who reported it. ”

Mo Bai was about to post the fourth chapter of the article, but when he saw it, someone reported it.

Instantly furious.

"This, who reported it can't be revealed, but Mr. Mo Bai, don't write pornographic jokes anymore. ”

"How can I write. ”

Mo Bai denied it.

Am I writing a pornographic paragraph?

I'll go, it's a marvel.

Actually, it's true.

These articles are all in "Strange Tales from Liaozhai".

However, no matter how yellow the writing is, in the previous life, did someone say that Liao Zhai Zhiwei was a collection of yellow jokes?

No.

No.

When it comes to talking about strange things, others can't help but admire, this is a masterpiece.

Although it can't reach the height of the four famous novels, it is not an ordinary force that can resist.

At this time, someone actually reported that he wrote a yellow paragraph, and Mo Bai was so angry that he vomited blood.

"Mo Bai, what are your three non-pornographic jokes?"

"No, it's not a yellow joke. ”

Mo Bai denied it again.

"Don't you think I'm writing funny?"

"It's more interesting. ”

"Don't you think I'm talented at writing?"

"I'm also more talented. ”

"Don't you think there's not a single yellow word in it?"

"It doesn't seem to be yellow. ”

was asked by Mo Bai several times in a row, and the editor was almost stunned by Mo Bai.

"Hey, hey, Mo Baida, don't make it difficult for us to be some small editors, you are now the focus of the relevant departments. ”

"I've also become the focus of the relevant departments. ”

Mo Bai has one head and two big.

"Not really. ”

TT Weibo editor is also embarrassed.

Who told you to write some harmonious works in three days, and banned you from two film and television dramas a few days ago.

It's no wonder that the relevant departments don't pay attention to you.

"Okay, then what do you mean, you want to seal me Weibo. However, I can tell you, you banned my Weibo, and I immediately posted it elsewhere. ”

"Mo Baida, you misunderstood, how dare we ban you Weibo. ”

The editor hurriedly explained.

Mo Bai himself is popular, and he is also a Weibo joker. I don't know how many people have been using their TT Weibo because they want to pay attention to Mo Bai's Weibo. If Mo Bai's Weibo is sealed because of these few yellow paragraphs, they will vomit blood themselves.

"And what do you want?"

"Alas, Mo Baida, we are also difficult. When we received orders from above, we had to obey them. I just want to say hello to you, so don't write this kind of paragraph in the future. ”

"That's ......"

Mo Bai was thinking about it.

"Yes, Mo Baida, you are the person who was taken care of by Ye Dada, you will not be dealt with, our website can't stand it. ”

"Uh......"

This said, Mo Bai softened his heart.

"Okay, I won't make pornographic jokes in the future. ”

"Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. ”

Seeing Mo Bai agree, the editor of TT Weibo hurriedly expressed his gratitude.

"It's okay, you're busy, I have to update the joke when I get back. ”

After the communication with the editor of TT.com, Mo Bai returned to Weibo.

"Which guy reported me for writing pornographic jokes, come out and promise not to kill you. ”

Hate, Mo Bai sent a message.

"Damn, someone has reported it again, who is it, stand up. ”

"Which dog's day report, did Dabai write a pornographic joke?"

"No, it's not yellow at all. ”

"This is a masterpiece of the world, where is the yellow joke, a bunch of guys really have no vision, and they actually treat this as a yellow joke. ”

"Actually, if you want me to say, if you really want to say yellow, the Wizard of Oz in the four famous books is even more yellow than what Da Bai wrote. Why don't you report the Wizard of Oz, he meows at us and bullies, isn't it?"

Naturally, Mo Bai's piece of information was supported by countless netizens, who scolded those who reported it.

It's useless to just scold.

Mo Bai's influence is relatively large now, and the number of people who pay attention to Mo Bai's Weibo has reached the level of 10 million.

There are a few of them who don't like Mo Bai, and you don't know if you report it.

What's more, the three short stories written by Mo Bai really look a little yellow.

However, although Mo Bai scolded hatefully, he didn't pay attention to those who reported it at all.

He used these articles to talk about fasting, in itself, to attract people's attention.

Now that the goal has been achieved, the real chat will begin to be updated later.

"I have a lot of old people, so I don't care about those who report me. So, I'll continue to finish my masterpiece. ”

posted a Weibo, and Mo Bai began to choose the next article to be written.

Speaking of which, although there are many more erotic articles in Liaozhai, there are countless extremely meaningful works in Liaozhai.

And these extremely meaningful works are the true essence of Liao Zhai.

After thinking about it, Mo Bai picked out a short story called "Forty Thousand".

[Wang Da Sima's family is very rich. One day, he suddenly dreamed that a man said to him, "You owe me forty thousand, and now it's time to pay me back." Then he went straight into the house. He woke up to the fact that his wife had given birth to a boy. It seems that this child is here to settle the accounts of the last life. So he took out forty thousand dollars and put it in a separate room. All the expenses for food, clothing, and medicine for the children are paid from these 40,000 miles. After three or four years, there were seven hundred left of forty thousand dollars. On this day, the nurse was playing with the child, and Wang Dasima sighed to the child: "The forty thousand are running out, you may also want to go." Before the words fell, the child's face changed greatly, and he raised his head and glared, and immediately lost his breath. Wang Dasima didn't expect that he would vomit a groove, and the child's temperament would be so big. I had to do white things and bury the child. I just spent the remaining seven hundred dollars. 】

This story seems to be just a small story and does not have much meaning, but these small stories are actually the essence of countless ordinary people for hundreds of thousands of years. The reason why these stories are remembered is that in addition to the interesting sounds of these stories, there is a deep philosophy behind them.

After watching Mo Bai's short story, many fans just felt interesting at first, but later found that this little story should be used to educate people, and it is best not to owe money to others. Just like the one in the story, you owe someone money, even if someone else dies, someone else will ask you to get the 4,000 money back. Especially since this person was born as your son, it's terrifying to think about.

Of course, this is only superficial.

At a deeper level, this rises above karma.

Because you owe money to someone else, that person is reincarnated as your son.

When you pay him back, it's time for that person to leave.

Many readers just look at it, and they have a trace of unknown thoughts in their hearts.

They couldn't tell this thought, but in the dark, they felt that heaven and earth really seemed to have a cause and effect relationship.