Chapter 2 It's not something you can eat if you want to
Liu Yu's words were like throwing a boulder in a calm pool.
Lin Lao also opened his eyes violently and stared at Liu Yu deadly.
"Hey, I didn't expect such a small voice to be heard. ”
Facing everyone's eyes, Liu Yu shook his head helplessly, but he was not afraid, but seemed calm and relaxed.
Xia Su thought that Liu Yu had made another mistake of bragging, so he quickly pulled Liu Yu's arm, "Hey, don't talk nonsense, you don't have any other skills, you love to brag!"
Looking at Lin Lao's expression, you can know that the middle-aged man's illness is very tricky, but I didn't expect this little magic stick to say that it was a minor illness, isn't this a public slap on Lin Lao's face?
Who is Lin Lao? That is Tang Hai is a well-known old Chinese medicine doctor, and he has cured not 1,000 but 800 patients.
Such a character is not something that he can offend as a little god who has just entered the city.
At this time, the old man moved, and he walked slowly in front of Liu Yu. In an instant, the audience's hearts were lifted, as if a tearing war was about to break out.
The old man did not go as violent as he imagined, but asked tentatively: "Little brother, do you know medical skills?"
"Naturally, I understand that when this Heavenly Master was in his hometown, he often treated the pigs in the village, and I am a famous miracle doctor in our village.
After Liu Yu said this, everyone on the side laughed.
"I thought it was a miracle doctor, it turned out to be a veterinarian! There are thousands of veterinarians in the world, all of them are waist discs, why are you so prominent?"
"A little veterinarian dares to make a big deal in front of Lin Lao, this person shouldn't be a fool, right?"
"Young man, I suppressed Hua Tuo's coffin board for you, and you continue to blow it!"
Listening to Liu Yu's words, Lin Lao frowned slightly. "It's... Can you be specific, little brother?"
As the so-called old people become fine, Lin Lao's experience in looking at people is also very sophisticated, in the face of so many people's doubts, the young man in front of him can still be calm, obviously if he is not a person with real skills, he is a fool.
So he was going to let the young man in front of him give it a try.
"Heaven is forgivable, but self-inflicted sins cannot be lived, this uncle is pale, obviously lacking in blood, but his belly is like a pregnant woman who is pregnant for ten months. His illness appeared in his stomach, and if I guessed correctly, he should have been unable to control his mouth and ate what he shouldn't have eaten. Liu Yu said as if he had something to do.
"Cut, without any instrument to check and without taking the pulse, you know that his illness is in the stomach?"
A triangular eye wearing glasses and bright clothes said with disdain, obviously they didn't believe Liu Yu's words at all.
"Shut up!"
Lin Lao scolded.
"Heh, do you hear that? Stinky boy, Lin Lao told you to shut up!"
Triangle Eyes was very proud, holding his business card in both hands, and sent it to the old man, "Old Lin, I am the attending surgeon of the People's Hospital, my name is Shi Zhenxiang!"
"I told you to shut up!" Lin Lao glared at the young man and casually threw his business card into the trash.
"It's... This, dare to ask the little brother, which master did he learn from?"
Lin Lao, who was standing opposite Liu Yu, changed his face, although his attitude was kind just now, but there was still a trace of arrogance in his bones, but now his attitude has changed a lot, and he treats the young man in front of him with great respect, and even for a young man who is half a hundred years younger than himself, he uses honorifics like "you".
It is the god that you know by seeing, the holy thing that you know by hearing, the work that you know when you ask, and the ingenuity that you know when you know it.
The young man in front of him did not take the pulse, but he had already determined the cause of the patient's illness with just one look, which made Lin Lao not shocked.
"There is no need to say it, the reputation of that old man is too stinky, and it is not shameful enough to say it!"
Liu Yu shook his head.
"Little brother, you're right, our Lao Li's illness is indeed in the stomach, but we have run to many hospitals and taken a lot of medicine, but there is no solution. ”
At this time, the beautiful young woman also stopped crying.
"Little brother, don't hide it, I really can't figure out this disease, I don't know what medicine to use to treat it, I don't know what little brother thinks?"
Lin Lao smiled bitterly.
"It's not a serious illness, old man, you just haven't found the real cause. ”
Liu Yu waved his hand, looking light-hearted, as if he was talking about a trivial matter.
"Little brother, please save our family Lao Li, as long as you can cure his illness, you can let me do anything. ”
The beautiful young woman seemed to see hope and knelt directly on the ground.
"Eldest sister, you don't have to be like this, since this matter has been met by me, it is fate, I will definitely help you!"
Liu Yu put away the playful appearance, the whole person became extremely serious, took out a piece of rune paper from his bulging shoulder bag, and then found a random place to sit down, crossed Erlang's legs and carefully looked at his shoes, from which was a piece of black paste was buckled. "It's still there, otherwise I can only get off the plane and be treated!"
Saying that, Liu Yu rubbed the black and slimy thing evenly behind the rune paper, and then instructed the lady to ask the stewardess for a glass of warm water.
"What's that black goosh!"
Xia Su couldn't help but ask.
"Hehe, have you heard of the rural three-way tyrant?" Liu Yu turned his head and glanced at Xia Su.
"I haven't heard of it!" Xia Su shook his head, to be honest, he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in this little god stick gourd.
"The three road tyrants in the countryside are big geese, big roosters and earth dogs, and the things on my shoes just now are the goose dung of the first of the three tyrants!" Liu Yu said with a smile.
"I'm disgusting, you're perverted!" Xia Su frowned, a chill in his heart, big goose droppings?
"This is called the right medicine!" Liu Yu said lightly.
"Can goose dung be cured with rune paper?" Xia Su looked at Liu Yu's indifferent face and couldn't help but ask.
"This, this big brother is too greedy, he likes to eat snake meat, it can be regarded as his bad luck, just in time for a snake that has become a climate, and then it will be bad to retaliate, the goose eats all kinds of herbs, snakes and yellow skins are most afraid of the goose's dung, the goose dung plus the evil charm I drew can be easily done!" Liu Yu said.
Xia Su nodded as if she didn't understand, this world seemed to be different from what she thought, she couldn't help but soften when she looked at Liu Yu, and there was a hint of strangeness flashing in her eyes!
At this time, the beautiful young woman had already found a cup of warm water, Liu Yu took the water cup, and the rune paper in his hand slid in the air, and it spontaneously ignited without fire.
"Pinch your nose and pour it on him!" Liu Yu threw the talisman paper into the cup, handed it to the beautiful young woman, and then returned to his seat like no one else.
"Little Divine Doctor, can our Lao Li really be good after drinking this thing?" Looking at the treatment method in front of her that seemed to be a great god, the beautiful young woman was a little apprehensive in her heart, and couldn't help asking.
Not only did she have doubts, but the people in the entire cabin were also confused, goose dung with rune paper could cure the disease, so what else did the hospital do?
"Believe it or not, his illness can't be delayed any longer anyway!"
Liu Yu shrugged his shoulders, like no one else.
"I'll drink!"
At this time, the middle-aged man's very weak voice came, even if there was a little bit of vitality, he had to give it a try.
The beautiful young woman also relented, nodded, and poured the black water in the water cup directly into the middle-aged man's mouth.
Time passed minute by minute, but the middle-aged man still didn't react at all.
"Oh, the little miracle doctor of bullshit, I think I'm a little liar, if the goose dung and the talisman can cure the disease, I can eat shit every day!"
The triangular eyes that were scolded by Lin Lao said very disdainfully. He was dismissed just now, and he will definitely get it back this time, and besides, he doesn't believe that goose dung and talismans can cure diseases at all.
As soon as the glasses man's voice fell, the middle-aged man suddenly hugged the trash can and vomited, and in an instant, a faint smell filled the entire cabin.
About ten minutes later, the middle-aged man put down the trash can with a comfortable face, and his bulging stomach also dried up, and then saw that the trash can was full of black and slimy bugs, some of which were still wriggling, and it looked like it made people's scalp tingle.
"Little Divine Doctor, you are really divine, I don't seem to have been so happy!" Although the middle-aged man was still very weak, his face was relaxed.
"Little Divine Doctor, is our old Li okay?" asked the lady with a concerned face.
"Well, it's okay!" Liu Yu nodded, then turned around, looked at the middle-aged man, and said lightly: "This time you have to have a long memory, don't be greedy in the future, it's good to meet me, otherwise you would have gone to see Hades a long time ago." ”
"Certainly, certainly, one such painful experience is enough!" the man nodded as if a chicken pecked rice.
"This young man is really a god!"
"I said why is Boss Li's belly so big, it turns out that it is full of bugs!"
"No, didn't a guy just say he wanted to eat?"
At this time, people looked at the triangular eyes, this guy's face was pale, and he wanted to jump directly from the plane.
"Okay, okay, let's be quiet, now the patient needs to rest, and the goose droppings under my feet are not something that anyone can eat if they want to!"
In the end, it was Liu Yu who helped the triangle eye to solve the siege.