Chapter 1 The master is a heavenly master
On the plane to Tang Hai, Liu Yu looked at the clouds outside the window and felt a lot of emotion in his heart.
He was just a teenager when he left here, and now time is gone. An ignorant little kid who has transformed into a young man.
When he was young, his parents died, and it was the old immortal who adopted him and taught him all the skills.
Yesterday, the old immortal said that he had almost learned the same skills, and he could go down the mountain to go out of the school, and gave him a plane ticket.
also said that the big husband should be equipped with a three-foot sword and make immortal achievements.
In fact, to put it bluntly, he dislikes him as a light bulb on the mountain, when he just got on the plane today, he looked at the circle of friends of the old immortal, found this old forced lamp, and sent a selfie, in the photo, the old forced lamp is hugging a pretty widow in her thirties with a lewd smile on her face, and a line of particularly hypocritical text: The apprentice is gone, I really miss it!
"When Shi Niang died, but he said that he wouldn't find me the Hou Shi Niang, but I didn't expect that I still couldn't withstand the temptation of Widow Zhang, and now for the sake of the Hou Shi Niang, I actually drove the master down the mountain, and the old man is really 'Iron Bone Zheng Wang Jingze, a bowl of fried rice can sell the country'!"
"Hmph, the little master is a ghost Dao Heavenly Master, and it's not that he can't support himself. Find a place to set up a fortune-telling stall casually, and you can starve to death. Wait for the master to become famous in the city, and he will be hungry for you, an old man. ”
"Just drive the master down the mountain, the most annoying thing is that this old man actually bought himself a ticket for the economic warehouse!"
Liu Yu muttered to himself, chewing the dried radish in his mouth with a rattling sound, as if chewing his old immortal master.
"You're dressed up like a funny one, like a Taoist priest in a movie. ”
Sitting next to Liu Yu was a girl next door, wearing a simple white long knitted sweater on the upper body, a black high-waisted pleated skirt on the lower body, long straight black hair hanging down on the shoulders like a waterfall, and the beautiful melon seed face was inlaid with eyes like autumn water, and the long eyelashes were constantly blinking, staring at the guy sitting beside him with interest.
Liu Yu was wearing a black casual suit, and he looked no different from ordinary office workers, except that he was carrying a yellow satchel on his shoulder, embroidered with yin and yang fish, and various incomprehensible talismans.
"Hmph, you really don't know the goods, what is a Taoist, master, I am a heavenly master, I want to be a heavenly master back then, and I beat the high-level martial artists of the Murabei Nursing Home with one punch. The young geniuses of the village south kindergarten who kicked them cried, and the heavenly master went to the mass grave at the east end of the village to stand, and none of the hundreds of ghost kings and ghost emperors dared to gasp. ”
Liu Yu pursed his lips, and glanced at the girl sitting next to him very proudly, he was directly stunned at this glance, he was patronizing and thinking about the old lamp just now, and he didn't even notice that there was such a beautiful girl beside him.
Shaking his head will leave behind the anger of driving down the mountain, after all, his sexual orientation is normal, between the old man and the beautiful girl, Liu Yu will definitely choose the latter very firmly.
"Heavenly Master?"
Xia Su had a black line on his face, he was bored on the plane, and wanted to chat with this guy to pass the time, but he didn't expect that he seemed to have some secondary and second diseases, what era is this and the Heavenly Master? Why don't you say that you are the Jade Emperor!
"You don't believe it?" Liu Yu glared at Xia Su.
"Ahem, I didn't believe it, it's just that what you said is too mysterious and beyond my worldview. Xia Su coughed twice in embarrassment, but he was very sure that this guy must be bragging.
Liu Yu Zhengse said: "I didn't lie to you, I am a righteous ghost descendant, you can doubt my character, but you must not doubt my profession." ”
"What, even if you are a heavenly master, do you have any unique skills?" The girl rubbed her forehead helplessly, how could she find such a trouble for herself.
"This... Let me think about it... Stepping on a light bulb, crushing a boulder on his chest, ancestral breast enhancement technique, does the golden gun count if it doesn't fall?" Liu Yu scratched his head, pondered for a moment, and finally said.
"What is this, don't you have any serious skills, the heavenly masters in the movie are all good at catching ghosts. "The girl is full of black lines in her head, and her heart is really wonderful, a serious nonsense, it shouldn't be that she has a brain disease.
Liu Yu smiled: "Of course, catching ghosts is a small case, in addition to catching ghosts, I can also look at physiognomy, medical skills, and martial arts...... ," Liu Yu snapped his fingers and said a lot, and finally added, "It seems that I can't do anything except give birth." ”
"Cut, believe your words, sows can go up trees, and cows can be blown to the sky by you! There is nothing that you can't do except give birth to a child? If you have the ability, you can show Miss Ben a big aunt!" Xia Su was the same as Liu Yu, and didn't speak again, obviously he didn't want to be entangled with Liu Yu anymore, this guy's brain seems to be abnormal, and he is just joking when he brags, as if he doesn't have to pay taxes at all.
After all, IQ too low is contagious.
"It seems that you still don't believe in this Heavenly Master!" Liu Yu shook his head helplessly, waved his hand and said, "That's it, for the sake of your beauty, this Heavenly Master will show you the appearance for free." ”
"Okay, if you're right, I'll believe you!" Xia Su also became interested, anyway, he was idle, so it was better to see what this little god stick could say.
"Little sister, you look weird!"
Liu Yu glanced at the girl in front of him, looked at it for a while, and said.
Xia Su was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Liu Yu: "What's wrong?"
Liu Yu smiled and said: "It's weird and good-looking, if only I could be my wife!"
"you!" Xia Su sneered, "A dog can't spit out ivory!"
"If the dog can spit out ivory in its mouth, I don't have to go down the mountain, how good it is to just wrap a mountain and raise a dog!"
"Little god stick, can you be serious, didn't you say that you should look good?" Xia Su frowned, angry.
"Little sister, if I'm not mistaken, we should be half a peer. Liu Yu said as if he had something to do.
"You... You, is there any mistake, I am half a peer with you?" Xia Su pursed his lips, a little dissatisfied in his heart, this little god stick actually said that he was half a peer with him, and he was not a liar.
"You're a medical student, and you're destined to be a doctor in the future, and I'm half a doctor, aren't we half a colleague?"
Liu Yu said with a smile.
"How do you know I'm studying medicine?" the girl was a little surprised, he was indeed a medical student, and he was now in his third year of college.
"I not only know that you are studying medicine, but also know that you are the only daughter in the family, and your face should be rich, and your parents are both on the path of official careers. Liu Yu said with a smile.
Xia Su was very shocked in his heart, why did this guy know everything? Could it be that he investigated his family background, but when he thought about it, he felt that it was a little impossible, after all, the two of them were on the plane, and they could only be regarded as meeting in Pingshui, maybe now he didn't even know his name, how could he investigate his background?
Could it be that this guy is really a legendary master of the world, but he doesn't look like a young man?
"Passengers, please note that there is a guest in the first class cabin who has a sudden illness, and I hope that a friend who knows how to healer will come and help take a look!"
The stewardess's sweet and slightly anxious voice was broadcast several times, and it seemed that the patient should be very ill.
"Hey, didn't you say that you know how to heal, let's go and have a look?"
Xia Su's watery eyes stared at Liu Yu and asked.
Liu Yu nodded, and the two of them got up and went to the first class.
When the two of them arrived, they found that there were already a lot of people in the three circles and three circles outside.
The sick man was a middle-aged man with a big belly, the man's face was pale, beads of sweat the size of beans had crawled all over his cheeks, and his breathing was very rapid, obviously he was already out of breath and out of breath and in.
Beside the man was a beautiful young woman, sobbing and wiping the sweat from her forehead for him.
An old man was checking the man's pulse with his eyes closed.
"It seems that this person has been saved!" Xia Su's eyes lit up and he let out a long sigh of relief.
"Why?"
Liu Yu was a little puzzled.
"Lin Lao is the dean of our medical school, the old Chinese medicine doctor of the Municipal People's Hospital, basically as long as he takes action, he will be cured by medicine. Xia Su said excitedly.
Liu Yu pursed his lips and did not speak.
As time passed, the old man's brows tightened more and more.
"With such a simple disease, it takes so long to take a pulse?"
Liu Yu muttered in a low voice.
Although his voice was not loud, because the surroundings were extremely quiet, it seemed extremely abrupt for a moment, and suddenly the onlookers turned their heads to look at him.