"Hemorrhoids. ”

"I grass, it turned out to be hemorrhoids. ”

"Mariha is too shameless, she chose hemorrhoids. ”

When Mariha announced that the content of the match was hemorrhoids, the crowd of spectators were dumbfounded.

Maybe many people don't know about hemorrhoids.

To be honest, this hemorrhoid is definitely a major terminal disease in human beings.

It's just that this terminal illness won't kill anyone.

However, you have to cure hemorrhoids, sorry, you really don't have such amazing medical skills.

Whoever gets hemorrhoids, you just wait to be depressed.

Even if you go to the hospital, the hospital will prescribe you some anti-inflammatory drugs at most, or tell you to pay attention to your diet.

Usually eat lighter and eat more fruits...... And so on and so forth.

It may be effective to follow the doctor's instructions.

However, this carelessness caused hemorrhoids again.

When you go to the hospital to go to the toilet one day, you will know the horror of this hemorrhoid.

"There's no way, this hemorrhoids can't be dealt with by Chinese medicine. ”

"Yes, hemorrhoids can be relieved by Chinese medicine at most, and if you want to stop bleeding, you can only rely on Western medicine surgery. ”

"In fact, there are no drugs in Western medicine that can treat hemorrhoids. ”

"Then Mariha, what is this doing with hemorrhoids?"

"It's very simple, they can't cure it, but they can cut it. ”

That's where Western medicine comes in.

Perhaps there are many diseases that Western medicine does not have a way to do.

Or maybe Western medicine doesn't have a particularly good drug to deal with.

However, Western medicine has a special method, and this method is surgery.

Where you hurt, cut it.

Hemorrhoids hurt, right, doesn't it hurt to cut off?

Even if it is some tumors, the method adopted by many hospitals is not to treat the tumors, but to cut them.

As for whether cutting off will cure the disease, it's really hard to say.

But in short, whether it is cured or not, cutting off does have a significant effect in a short period of time.

Therefore, there are two treatments for those who have hemorrhoids.

One is to endure.

Yes, you can only endure it, because the medication has no effect.

Anyway, this disease will not die, you can endure the pain and blood in the stool, and you can still live.

The second one, if you don't want to endure it, is to cut the hemorrhoids like a bag.

"Dr. Mariha, you're on an interesting topic. ”

Seeing that Mariha really had hemorrhoids, Mo Bai asked with a smile.

"Hehe, indeed, hemorrhoids have always been a challenging topic for our Chinese and Western medicine. This time, we also want everyone to know that hemorrhoids are not that scary. ”

"Yes, are you cured of hemorrhoids?"

"Absolutely. ”

Mariha's self-confidence is incomparable.

He doesn't know how many hemorrhoids he has done, and he can be said to be sure.

"Hello, rest assured, just a minor operation. ”

Not wanting to mess with Mo Bai, Mariha was the first to propose that he do this operation.

"Doctor, excuse me?"

The patient was a young man in his 20s.

Generally speaking, young men like those in their 20s are less likely to get hemorrhoids.

Diseases like hemorrhoids can only be triggered after the age of 30 or even 40.

However, with the change of modern lifestyles, the disease is more common in the younger 30s and even in the 20s.

This young man was only 22 years old, but he had hemorrhoids, which was unfortunate, but it was not an exception.

"You're welcome, the operation is quick, half an hour is fine. ”

"Thank you, doctor. ”

"You're welcome, just lie here, and the nurse will push you to the operating room. ”

Mariha comforted the lad.

It's just that just when the nurse was about to push the young man into the operation, Mo Bai said, "Wait." ”

"Doctor, what's wrong?"

The young man was suddenly stopped by Mo Bai and asked strangely.

"Are you sure you want surgery?"

"Yes. ”

The young man was still puzzled.

"Do you know the risks of surgery?"

"What risk?"

The young man was stunned in his heart.

"I don't even know the risks of surgery, let me tell you, it hurts to do surgery. ”

"It hurts. ”

"Not really. Let me tell you, this hemorrhoid grows in the buttocks. What should you do if you want to have surgery, that is, take a knife and stick it into your buttocks and cut it hard. Yes, they have a needle-like scalpel. First stuff this needle copper into your chrysanthemum, and then the blade in the needle will spin wildly, cutting off all the hemorrhoids and flesh in your chrysanthemum......"

"Oh my god. ”

As a result, the young patient had goosebumps all over his body.

"Doctor, doctor, I'm not doing surgery anymore, I'm not doing surgery anymore. ”

The operation had not yet been done, but the young man was already shaking all over.

Nima, this surgery is so scary.

This took a knife and put it into his chrysanthemum, and cut the meat like crazy......

"This gentleman, don't listen to his nonsense, we will be anesthetized, anesthetized, and it will not hurt. ”

Mariha glared at Mo Bai.

He wanted to strangle Mo Bai to death.

He's meowing, Lao Tzu's surgery, what are you talking nonsense on the side.

"Don't believe it, the anesthesia is also semi-numb, and you will still be in pain. ”

"It doesn't hurt. ”

"It hurts to wake up. ”

"It's just that it hurts to wake up, but the whole process doesn't hurt very much. ”

"Listen, just because it doesn't hurt really means it hurts. Don't listen to these guys, and don't cut him. ”

"I said, Mo Bai, you get out of here. ”

Mariha went berserk.

But Mo Bai didn't care, and took out a few photos: "Come, show you these pictures of surgery." ”

"Yes, this is the flesh cut out of hemorrhoids. ”

"I'll ask you if you're afraid or not. ”

Do you want to ask?

At this time, the young man lying on the hospital bed had already turned white.

"I won't do it, I won't do it, can't I do it if I don't do it?"

While saying, the young man also jumped out of the hospital bed: "Doctor, I want to be discharged, I want to be discharged." ”

Almost yelling.

Afraid that if he was not careful, he was pulled to the operating table by these doctors, and then stabbed his chrysanthemum.

"Mo Bai, you are shameless. ”

"Where is the shamelessness. ”

"Is there anyone like you scare?"

"Am I scared, I'm talking about the facts. ”

"You ......"

Mariha clenched his hands into fists, and he was about to PK with Mo Baizhen.

Several assistants pulled Mariha and said, "He's a boxing king." ”

This frightened Mariha to step aside in an instant.

"Well, as doctors, we have to respect the wishes of our patients. ”

Mo Bai patted the young man on the shoulder and said, "This brother, do you say it is." ”

"Yes, that's great. ”

The young man nodded again and again: "This operation is so terrifying, I don't want to kill it." ”

"You see, people have said they don't want to do it, do you still want to force him to do it?"

Stretching out his hands, Mo Bai said: "It seems that this hemorrhoid, your Western medicine is not omnipotent. ”

Such a stroke of genius simply stunned the viewers in front of the TV camera.

"Talent, Da Bai is too talented. ”

"I thought that this game was bound to lose, but I didn't expect it to be so shameless. ”

"Roar, the more shameless I am. ”

Mo Bai's shameless methods made everyone's eyes shine.

It seems that there is still a chance for Mo Bai in this war of Chinese and Western medicine.

Even if there is no chance, Mo Bai will create an opportunity to come out.

At least even if Chinese medicine can't do it, he won't let Western medicine do it so easily.

"Okay, okay, you're amazing. ”

Mariha was so angry that she vomited blood, pointed at Mo Bai, and said, "Since this is the case, then you will treat it with Chinese medicine." ”

"Don't be like this, I said that we don't have much to do in Chinese medicine. ”

"You Chinese medicine can't help it, so you want to disgust our Western medicine. ”

"Dr. Mariha, you are mistaken. ”

"What misunderstanding, who is shameless and who is obscene today, everyone sees it. ”

Mariha is a picture of justice and ease in the hearts of the people.

"Well, Dr. Mariha, since the patient doesn't want surgery, this one should be a draw. ”

"Think beautifully. ”

Suppressing the anger in his heart, Mariha said to the patient again: "This gentleman, you also saw it just now, it was this guy who scared you. Western medicine may sometimes seem scary, but with anesthesia, you don't know anything at all. When you wake up, the surgery is ready. ”

"Really?"

"Lie to you, it's thundering. ”

Mariha swore and said, "Say it again." You've had hemorrhoids for three years and have blood in your stool every time you go to the toilet. If this hemorrhoid is not treated, it will not only affect your life, but even threaten your life and health. You don't want this hemorrhoid to stay with you for the rest of your life. ”

"Of course I don't want to. ”

"That's it. If we are manly husbands, if we are even afraid of this operation, then we will not do anything else in the future. ”

"This ......"

It has to be said that Mariha is a qualified doctor, and under his persuasion, the patient finally changed his mind.

"Well, I agree to the surgery. ”

Gritting his teeth, the patient nodded.

"I'll go, buddy, do you agree?"

"Yes. ”

"You're not afraid of pain?"

"I'm afraid. ”

"I'm afraid you still agree. ”

"There's no way, this disease has to be cured, otherwise there will be blood in the stool every day, which will be even more disgusting. ”

"But they're going to cut your. ”

"Whatever he is, when my eyes are closed, I don't know anything. ”

This patient is iron-hearted, no matter what Mo Bai says, he said firmly.

"Good, good, good. ”

Mariha was so relieved that her assistant pushed the patient into the operating room.

"Wait......"

"What's wrong with you?"

Just as Mariha was preparing for the operation, Mo Bai suddenly said again.

"I mean, we're going to treat this patient with Chinese medicine. ”

"You Chinese medicine to treat you?"

"Yes. ”

"Are you okay?"

"Absolutely. ”

"Don't blow it, didn't you say that Chinese medicine can't do it?"

"When did I say that?"

"Then you said a draw just now?"

"I just want to give you Western doctors a little face, lest your Western doctors not be able to step down. ”

Mo Bai smiled and said, "Okay, that's all for today's play." ”

The performance just now was really a waste of Mo Bai's energy.

Hmph, do you think there is no way for us to deal with hemorrhoids?

Let me tell you, there are 10,000 ways to deal with this hemorrhoid.

"Okay, good, good, you Chinese medicine has a way. ”

"Okay, this patient will teach you today. ”

"I'd like to see what you Chinese medicine practitioners can do to treat this hemorrhoid. ”

Mariha laughed angrily, said no more, and stepped aside.

At this time, Mo Bai took out a piece of plaster like dog skin from his pocket.