Chapter 1402: "Anal Tai"
"Doctor, what is this?"
Because Mo Bai was wearing a mask, the young man didn't recognize Mo Bai.
"Well, you guess. ”
"How I feel like a dog skin plaster. ”
"Yes, he's a dogskin plaster. ”
"Pit ......"
The young man burst into tears: "Doctor, don't hurt me. ”
"How is it possible, am I like a murderer?"
"Why not, I listen to your voice like Mo Bai of that pit man, a thief is a thief and a thief is bad. ”
"Poof......
Mo Bai is a little unsteady on his feet.
Some of the medical staff on the side who knew Mo Bai's identity were so laughing that they almost dropped their potions.
As for some of the spectators in front of the TV, they laughed even more so that their stomachs hurt.
Dabai's face instantly darkened. ”
"With a mask, how do you see it?"
"It depends on me, and I will definitely go into the hole. ”
However, in the end, Mo Bai's skin thickness is not comparable to others.
Although he was complained about by this young man, he quickly returned to normal.
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, I'm not called a dog skin plaster, his name is Antai. ”
"Gangtai?"
"It's not rigid, it's anal. ”
"Which Gang?"
"Anal of anus. ”
"Anal Thai. ”
Hearing this name, the young man chrysanthemum tightened.
That's right.
This medicine is the famous Anal Tai in the previous life.
Until the appearance of Antai in the previous life, I don't know how many hemorrhoid patients have been treated.
"Don't be afraid, it's not your chrysanthemum. ”
Seeing the young man's nervousness, Mo Bai comforted.
"Well, it's not a butt. ”
"Yes. ”
"Where's the sticker?"
"Stick to your belly button and lift your clothes. ”
As he spoke, Mo Bai asked the young man to show his navel.
"Does this work?"
"Of course?"
"But I don't have hemorrhoids on my navel. ”
"It's not nonsense, if you get hemorrhoids on your belly button, you're going to be finished. ”
"Doctor, no, I mean, how do you put the medicine on the navel, it stands to reason that it should be on the chrysanthemum. ”
Watching Mo Bai put a piece of plaster on his navel, the young man was very puzzled.
Not only was he puzzled, but Mariha, as well as some other medical staff, including the host.
And, of course, the audience in front of the TV.
"What's going on?"
"How can this anal tai stick to the navel, isn't it attached to the ass?"
"Does this work?"
Hemorrhoids are a common condition.
Even people who have never had hemorrhoids know that hemorrhoids grow on the buttocks.
Generally speaking, to treat hemorrhoids, the main treatment area is in the chrysanthemum.
Whether it's Western medicine or Chinese medicine, it's all about doing this.
But Mo Bai actually did the opposite, and instead of sticking chrysanthemums, he stuck them on his navel.
However, soon Mo Bai was stunned.
"What should you do if you on the chrysanthemum?"
"Uh......"
The young man was speechless.
The audience in front of the TV was also silent.
That's true, this fart is all sticked, what should I do with this?
"Doctor Mo, people don't mean to say where to put it, the young man means that this plaster will work or not?"
At this time, Mariha said.
It doesn't matter where you post it, but you have to work.
But this look is attached to the navel, which is quite unprofessional.
Not to mention Mariha, these doctors will be suspicious, and the guys who are patients are suspicious.
"Of course it works. ”
Mo Bai said seriously: "Our Chinese medicine is different from Western medicine, Western medicine is a headache doctor, and a foot pain is a foot pain. They think it's convenient, but in fact they don't understand what causes the headache or what causes the foot pain. Therefore, no matter how miraculous Western medicine is, it is only a symptom, not a cure. Because he has never found out what caused his final illness. ”
"However, for us in TCM, we have always looked at things holistically. Many diseases seem to occur in the head, but they are not caused by the head, but may be caused by the five organs. Because we start from the whole, we can treat various diseases together with the label. ”
As soon as this was said, many spectators nodded secretly.
If it's for the treatment of surgical injuries and the like, this doctor must be fine.
However, in the treatment of internal medicine problems, the Western medicine idea of treating headache and foot pain is not particularly good.
"It's again. ”
Mariha and his assistant were unimpressed by Mo Bai's nonsense.
This theory is a set of theories, but in fact, they believe that Chinese medicine cannot cure even the symptoms, let alone the symptoms and the root causes.
"Doctor Mo, what you said makes a lot of sense. But what does this hemorrhoid have to do with the navel?"
Mariha interjected.
"What else do you say about Western medicine experts. ”
Mo Bai couldn't help but sarcastically say: "Doctor Mariha, I want to ask you, what department does hemorrhoids belong to?"
"Proctology. ”
"Where was the navel attached before birth?"
"Gut. ”
At this point, Mariha shut up.
Although the belly button has nothing to do with the intestines after the baby is born.
However, before birth, the navel is actually connected to the intestines, and there is even a saying that the navel is the "head of the intestines".
"Since hemorrhoids belong to the anorectal department, and the navel used to be connected to the intestines, isn't it normal for me to put a plaster on the navel?"
Of course, in addition to this, there is also the fact that the navel is the thinnest epidermis, the weakest barrier function, and the strongest penetrating energy.
It is also the easiest place to absorb the effects of the medicine.
Affixing anal tai in this place is conducive to the diffusion of the drug.
Saying that, Mo Bai pressed the young man's navel again: "It's okay, it's good to stick." How does it feel?"
"It felt a little chilly. ”
"Normal, because there are ice chips in it. ”
"What else?"
"Something seems to have gotten into my stomach. ”
"Rest assured, it's the effect of the medicine that is transmitted to your intestines through the navel. ”
"Does this medicine really work?"
"It doesn't work, you'll find out when you go to the toilet. ”
Don't say it.
As soon as Mo Bai said to go to the toilet, the young man suddenly had a sense of defecation.
"That doctor, I'd like to get tuba right now. ”
"You're really raining in time. ”
Mo Bai was really worried that it would take hours or even dozens of hours for this guy to go to the toilet.
It's okay, it's okay, just after a while, he wants to go to the toilet.
"Okay, you go to the bathroom. By the way, take this one, and take it to the testing department for inspection after you finish it. ”
"Okay, okay. ”
The young man took the small lid handed over by Mo Bai and ran to the toilet.
A few minutes later, the young man rushed in again with great joy.
"Doctor, doctor, doctor......"
"Don't get excited, don't get excited, here. ”
"Thank you so much, doctor. ”
"You're welcome. ”
Seeing the young man's expression, he knew that there was a play.
"How was it just now, did it go well?"
"Smooth. ”
"Is there anything wrong with that?"
"No, not uncomfortable at all. ”
"How are you feeling right now?"
"Cool, very cool, very cool......"
The young man said excitedly.
This time he went to the toilet was the happiest he had in recent years.
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