Chapter 068 Prelude to Ghost Hunting
Qin Xiaochuan saw that Liu Qingqing despised himself so much, and the boss was unhappy in his heart, raised the sword, stabbed it into the air, and said angrily: "This is a peachwood sword, and the assassin ghost will rely on it tonight!"
"Flutter!" Liu Qingqing couldn't help laughing.
In her eyes, Qin Xiaochuan is like a half-grown child with a childlike heart, angry with her.
Hearing Liu Qingqing's laughter that seemed to be full of banter and ridicule, Qin Xiaochuan felt even more unhappy in his heart, and said hurriedly: "Sister Qingqing, what are you laughing at? You don't believe what I say, do you?"
"Stab you on the head!" Liu Qingqing glared at him and scolded: "Xiaochuan, you are not young anymore, and you are still so naΓ―ve." What the hell is there in this world!"
Qin Xiaochuan smiled narrowly and said, "You haven't seen ghosts, but you can't say that there are no ghosts in the world." I'm going to show you what a pervert is tonight!"
Liu Qingqing misunderstood what he meant, and thought that he was going to do something to him, so he suddenly became angry, kicked him in the calf, and said angrily: "Stinky boy, if you dare to plot against me, I will castrate you!"
Her kick was not as tickling as it had just been, it was extremely fierce and merciless.
Qin Xiaochuan grinned in pain, touched the kicked calf, and shouted aggrievedly: "Sister Qingqing, you belong to a donkey, you kick people at every turn?"
Liu Qingqing said angrily: "Who told you to have ill intentions towards me?
Qin Xiaochuan shouted: "I am wronged! I only have awe for Sister Qingqing, how dare I have ill intentions towards you?"
Liu Qingqing glared at him and said, "Where did I wronged you? Didn't you just say that I would show me what a pervert is at night, isn't that what you mean?"
Qin Xiaochuan couldn't cry or laugh, he was really wronged to death by this kick!
He said with a sad face: "Sister Qingqing, you misunderstood what I just said. I'm talking about real ghosts. β
Seeing that he was serious, Liu Qingqing's face had to become solemn, and he asked with a frowning willow eyebrow, "So, have you seen a ghost?"
"Well, it's still a pervert!"
Liu Qingqing said with great interest: "What's the matter? β
Qin Xiaochuan smiled secretly, holding the calf that was kicked by her, the pain on his face became even stronger, and he shook his head and said, "No, it hurts, I don't want to talk anymore." β
"You deserve it!" Liu Qingqing glanced at him, how could he still not understand what he meant? squatted down with a red face, stretched out his hands, and rubbed them lightly on his calves.
When the arrogant Sister Police Flower's small hands touched Qin Xiaochuan's legs, his whole body was about to be crispy, and he closed his eyes comfortably.
Liu Qingqing glanced up at him, and when she saw his enjoyment, she was angry and funny, and continued to rub it patiently, and asked with a chuckle, "Comfortable, right?"
"Well, it's comfortable. Qin Xiaochuan replied with his eyes closed.
The little hand quietly pinched the most tender piece of meat at Qin Xiaochuan's calf, and then twisted it heavily.
"Ahh
Liu Qingqing got up, twisted his ears, and scolded angrily: "Stinky boy, do you want your aunt and grandmother to serve you?
"Auntie, I said, I said ......"
Hey, get carried away, get carried away!
Qin Xiaochuan rubbed his pinched calves, with a bitter face, and said roughly about Deng Dayuan's perverted ghosts and picking up ashes with his daughter-in-law.
"Is there such a thing?" Liu Qingqing was incredulous, stared at Qin Xiaochuan and asked, "How do you know that her father-in-law is haunted by perverts?" Could it be that you have accepted any benefits from her father-in-law and shirked responsibility for him, right?"
Qin Xiaochuan secretly despised Sister Police Flower, patted his chest hard, and said solemnly: "I swear to Sister Qingqing with my personality that I have no selfishness in this matter!"
"Cut! How much is your personality worth?" Although he said this, Liu Qingqing also looked forward to it, "I'll come over tonight to take a look, if you dare to fool me, hum...... You know my aunt and my temper. β
With that, he walked to the police car.
Qin Xiaochuan shouted at her back: "Hey, Sister Qingqing, I haven't returned your shotgun yet!"
"I'll be here in the evening. Liu Qingqing replied, got into the car without looking back, started the engine, turned around, and left with a puff of dust.
Qin Xiaochuan couldn't help but shake his head, with such a fiery temper, it would be strange if the gangsters met her, if they were not unlucky.
As soon as night fell, Qin Xiaochuan's family had dinner early. Xiao Wei held the peachwood sword in his hand, and made a fuss about going to exorcise ghosts with his uncle Qin Xiaochuan.
Seeing him vividly wielding the peachwood sword, Lin Yan and Qin Xiaochuan laughed and their stomachs hurt.
After laughing for a while, Qin Xiaochuan led Xiaowei, Lin Yan followed, and the three of them went to Jiang Meixiang's house together.
If you don't know, when you see the three of them talking and laughing, you must mistakenly think that they are a family of three.
Qin Xiaochuan thought it was still early, but before he arrived at Jiang Meixiang's house, he saw that the gate of the courtyard was full of villagers.
Seeing Qin Xiaochuan coming, everyone greeted him warmly.
The two girls, Deng Kexin and Deng Xiaoyi, held hands and stood side by side in the crowd, like two juxtaposed lotuses, which was particularly eye-catching.
Seeing Qin Xiaochuan coming over, Deng Kexin took his hand and said worriedly: "Brother Xiaochuan, you must be careful, don't let that pervert entangle you." β
Qin Xiaochuan was speechless, and said in his heart that if he was entangled by a pervert, he would bring you to justice first!
Before he could speak, Xiaowei was unhappy, holding a peachwood sword, pulling in a childish voice, and shouted at Deng Kexin: "Aunt Kexin, you and my uncle are good friends, and the two of them kissed, how can you say bad things about him?"
Once, when Qin Xiaochuan and Deng Kexin were making out in his room, they were bumped into by Xiaowei, but he didn't expect this little guy to not only write it down, but also say it in this kind of scene.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
It's a big mess!
Deng Kexin was so ashamed that she couldn't bear to be ashamed, and she couldn't wait to find a hole to get into.
Deng Xiaoyi glared at Qin Xiaochuan resentfully, his heart sour.
Lin Yan was anxious, patted Xiaowei's head, and said with a stiff face: "Don't talk nonsense!"
Xiaowei is about to cry when he is wronged, am I helping my uncle, is it wrong?
Qin Xiaochuan touched Xiaowei's head comfortingly, took the peachwood sword from his hand, and nodded to everyone with a smile as he walked towards Jiang Meixiang's house.
Xiao Wei was about to follow in, but Lin Yan grabbed him, hugged him in his arms, and scolded in a coquettish voice: "Little ancestor, can't you settle down? There are ghosts inside, aren't you afraid at all?"
Xiaowei struggled in Lin Yan's arms and shouted, "Mother, Uncle also taught me how to hunt ghosts, so let me in." β
Qin Xiaochuan was afraid of scaring Xiaowei, so he turned around and said, "Xiaowei, listen to your mother, don't go in." β
Xiao Wei quieted down at this time.
At this moment, everyone heard a siren, and then saw a police car driving up.
Qin Xiaochuan hurriedly greeted him, and said to Liu Qingqing, who got out of the car, with a smile: "Sister Qingqing, if you come one step too late, you won't be able to see my chic and heroic posture of the ghost." β
"Death!" Liu Qingqing said angrily: "You just blow it, when the time comes, you will be scared and crying, I won't save you." β
In the eyes of Sister Police Flower, I'm so unbearable?
Qin Xiaochuan wanted to try her courage, frowned, thought about it, scratched his head and said, "Sister Qingqing, that pervert is very powerful, I see you just stay outside, don't go in." β
"Cut! Who are you scaring about?" Liu Qingqing pouted, "Don't think I can't see that you are agitating, my aunt and grandmother are not afraid of any ghosts." Let's go!"
This police flower sister is really fierce, thick and fine! She has seen through such a profound scheme?
Qin Xiaochuan led the way in front with a smile, and the two of them walked into Jiang Meixiang's house before and after.
Although there were many people outside, the room was very deserted, only Jiang Meixiang and Liu Lianhua's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, presumably everyone heard that Deng Dayuan was haunted by ghosts, so they didn't dare to come in.
"Xiaochuan, you're here!" When she saw Qin Xiaochuan, the stone hanging in Jiang Meixiang's heart finally landed, and the next second, when she saw Liu Qingqing behind him, she was startled again, and asked nervously: "Xiaochuan, is this police officer ......?"
Qin Xiaochuan said with a smile: "This is Director Liu of the Qingshan Town Police Station. As long as she witnesses the fact that your father-in-law is haunted by perverts, everyone will no longer talk about you in the future. β
In the eyes of the common people, the police are the authority, and whatever they say is what they say!
"It's hard to grow. Jiang Meixiang nodded gratefully at Liu Qingqing, and said to Qin Xiaochuan, "Xiaochuan, can you start?"
Qin Xiaochuan frowned and said, "This doesn't work, the villagers are afraid of ghosts, they are all standing outside, and they can't see how I catch ghosts, and the effect is greatly reduced." β
Jiang Meixiang hurriedly said: "Then what should I do?"
Liu Qingqing said disdainfully: "Such a simple question stumped you?
Qin Xiaochuan looked up at the window and found that the sky was not completely dark, and he should still be able to see clearly, so he nodded and said, "Okay, sister-in-law Meixiang, you turn on the light at the door, and Director Liu and I will carry your father-in-law to the door." β
Jiang Meixiang was busy lighting the lamp, and Qin Xiaochuan, with the help of Liu Qingqing, carried Deng Dayuan, who was lying on the bamboo chair, to the door.
At this time, Deng Dayuan was motionless, his eyes were empty, as if his soul had been lost.
When the villagers saw Deng Dayuan's appearance, they were so frightened that they took several steps back, looking at him with horror and curiosity.
But Xiaowei was not fearless, standing there without moving, looking at Deng Dayuan with a calm expression, showing bravery and composure that did not match his age.
Qin Xiaochuan glanced at the crowd, pointed at Wang Cripple and said, "Cripple Wang, don't you usually brag that you are quite bold, why are you so frightened that you shrank into the crotch of a woman's pants today? β
Wang Cripple is a witness and disseminator of Jiang Meixiang and her father-in-law's ash picking incident, and only by plugging his mouth can this matter slowly calm down.
"Hahaha......"
Hearing Qin Xiaochuan laughing at Wang Cripple and shrunk into the woman's crotch in fright, the villagers let out a burst of presumptuous mockery.
Liu Qingqing resisted the urge to laugh, glared at Qin Xiaochuan fiercely, and scolded in a low voice: "Hooligans!"