Chapter 069 The Wonderful Use of Child's Urine
Because he had polio when he was a child, it was inconvenient to walk, and he was looked down upon in the village, so he slowly developed an extremely strong character and always wanted to show off in front of the villagers.
Hearing the ridicule of the crowd, the lame king walked over with a suffocating face, and said as he walked, "Who ...... Who's afraid, who's afraid, who's grandson!"
"That's right. Qin Xiaochuan grinned, and lost no time in shouting: "Don't be afraid, folks, the pervert has been fixed by me, and I can't hurt anyone, so come over a little." The opportunity is rare, and if you miss this opportunity today, it will be difficult to see it in the future. ”
Under Qin Xiaochuan's instigation, the villagers slowly moved closer to Deng Dayuan, stopped more than ten meters away from Deng Dayuan, and looked at him curiously.
Qin Xiaochuan saw that the time was ripe, and made a silent gesture to the villagers, and said, "Okay, everyone calm down and see how I catch ghosts!"
Everyone immediately fell silent, holding their breath and waiting for the magical moment.
In order to ensure that nothing went wrong, Qin Xiaochuan asked Jiang Meixiang to find a bowl, and asked Xiaowei to sprinkle a soak of urine in it, and then handed the bowl of urine to Liu Qingqing, "Take it." ”
Liu Qingqing wrinkled her nose, took the bowl of urine, and said strangely: "What's the use of this urine?"
"The speed at which the ghost escapes is so fast that the child's urine can slow it down. ”
"Cut!" Liu Qingqing pursed her delicate little mouth, quickly took out a pistol from her waist, and said proudly: "Can it escape my aunt and grandmother's pistol?"
Qin Xiaochuan said: "It's better to be careful!"
Liu Qingqing didn't think so, but he still obediently held the bowl of urine and held the pistol tightly with the other hand.
After doing all this, Qin Xiaochuan held a peachwood sword in his hand, and there were words in his mouth.
As soon as the "Exorcism Formula" was recited, a ghost rushed out of Deng Dayuan's body.
"Quack Quack ......"
As soon as the ghost broke away from Deng Dayuan's body, it let out an eerie and terrible ghost scream, which frightened the villagers to flee in all directions, for fear of being entangled by perverts.
The ghost hovered in the air for a few seconds before quickly fleeing in a northwesterly direction.
At this time, Liu Qingqing, who was a policeman, was extremely alert, and the gun in his hand was quickly aimed at the ghost and pulled the trigger.
"Smack!"
Liu Qingqing's marksmanship was extremely accurate, and both shots hit the ghost.
However, the ghost only shook twice, and fled quickly.
Liu Qingqing was dumbfounded, ghosts are not afraid of guns!
Seeing that the ghost was about to escape, Qin Xiaochuan was so anxious that he shouted loudly: "Sister Qingqing, hurry up and pee!"
Only then did Liu Qingqing come back to her senses, and threw the bowl of boy's urine in her hand hard, hitting the ghost.
"Chirp chirp ......"
The ghost let out a miserable cry, still fleeing into the distance in pain. However, the speed is much slower than the original.
"Where to run!"
Qin Xiaochuan roared, followed the ghost, and when he got close to the ghost, he jumped up, jumped high, and stabbed at the ghost with his sword.
"Chirp chirp ......"
The ghost was stabbed by a peachwood sword, fell from the air, rolled on the ground a few times, and then disappeared in a cloud of black smoke.
Qin Xiaochuan let out a long sigh and was relieved.
Deng Dayuan had already come to his senses, sitting on the bamboo chair, not knowing what he was thinking.
Liu Lianhua walked over, helped him up, and scolded in a low voice: "Dead old man, don't go back to the house soon." If it weren't for Xiaochuan, our family's face would be lost by you. ”
Deng Dayuan lowered his head and followed Liu Lianhua into the house silently.
Qin Xiaochuan walked up to Liu Qingqing, who was still in a daze, half sarcastically, half approvingly: "Sister Qingqing, your method of pouring urine is extremely accurate, one splash is accurate." ”
Liu Qingqing raised her head, glared at him in extreme embarrassment, and pretended to be calm and said, "That's, if it weren't for me, the ghost would have fled." You should thank me, or you'll mess up tonight. ”
Qin Xiaochuan knew that she was competitive and wanted to save face, so he didn't argue with her, and said with a smile: "I should thank you well." But I'll wait until I'm done. ”
Liu Qingqing looked at him suspiciously, and said angrily: "What else is going on?"
Qin Xiaochuan smiled: "You will know if you come with me." ”
After Qin Xiaochuan asked his sister-in-law Lin Yan to take Xiaowei home first, he entered Jiang Meixiang's house with Liu Qingqing.
"Xiaochuan, thank you, thank you!" Jiang Meixiang knelt in front of Qin Xiaochuan, grateful, and almost kowtowed.
"Sister-in-law Mei Xiang, you have seen the outside like this. Everyone is a villager, and that's what I'm supposed to do. ”
Qin Xiaochuan pulled her up with a smile, then walked to Deng Dayuan, who had his head down and looked ashamed, and comforted him: "Uncle Dayuan, I don't blame you for this matter, you are also entangled by perverts, and you can't help yourself." ”
Elder Deng whimpered with tears and said, "Xiaochuan, woo...... I don't have the face to be in the world anymore......"
"It's come to this, you just want to open some of it. After a while, the folks will forget. Qin Xiaochuan comforted him a few words, and the words changed, "Uncle Dayuan, how did you get into trouble with this pervert?"
Hearing Qin Xiaochuan's question, Deng Dayuan stopped crying, his face slowly became solemn, he sat down on the side, and slowly recalled.
Qin Xiaochuan was not in a hurry, found two stools, and sat side by side opposite Deng Dayuan with Liu Qingqing.
After a while, Deng Dayuan spoke: "Half a year ago, my wife and I celebrated the birthday of our in-laws, and when we came back, we passed by a deserted temple, and I felt very novel, so I couldn't help but go in and take a look. Just as I was going down to the basement, a dark wind suddenly blew, and it felt like it had penetrated into my body, and it was so cold that I ran away. That's been it from that night on. ”
Liu Qingqing had only been in office for a few days, and he was not very familiar with the villages in Qingshan Town, so he asked Qin Xiaochuan: "Do you know where that deserted temple is?"
Qin Xiaochuan nodded, Deng Dayuan's father-in-law, that is, Jiang Meixiang's father, lives in Liumiao Village, facing Nanxi Village from afar, and the barren temple is located not far from the opposite side of the Nanxi River.
Liu Qingqing was extremely excited, got up and grabbed Qin Xiaochuan's arm, and said, "Go, take me to see!"
Qin Xiaochuan was surprised: "Now?"
Liu Qingqing glared at him and said angrily: "Yes, what, are you afraid?"
Qin Xiaochuan smiled: "I'm afraid that you will be so scared that you will pee your pants at that time." ”
"Dead rascal, I'll strangle you!" Liu Qingqing Liu Qingqing took the opportunity to grab a small piece of meat on Qin Xiaochuan's arm and twisted it vigorously.
"It hurts, it hurts!" Qin Xiaochuan suddenly begged for mercy, "Good sister, can't I accompany you?"
"Look at your virtue, give you some color, and you will not know the height of the sky, and your nose will be raised to the sky. Liu Qingqing let go of him, snorted a few times, and went out first.
Qin Xiaochuan followed Liu Qingqing into the car, and after explaining the distance to her, Liu Qingqing started the car suddenly, and the car bounced out like an arrow.
Qin Xiaochuan's body shook, and his head almost hit the front of the car.
Rub it! This girl is too anxious!
Qin Xiaochuan hurriedly grabbed the handrail.