"Okay, I'll do the math for you today. Don't fool around later. Xiao Shen Yangyi said to Zhao Siyi.

Zhao Si glanced at Xiao Shen Yang and silently shouted. And the audience is a little Shen Yang, what tricks does he have.

However, the next reversal made the audience can't help but chuckle.

I saw Xiao Shen Yang sneaking up to Yadan's side and asking, "Daughter-in-law, what are we going to buy?"

Yadan looked disgusted, and then snapped his fingers and said: "Firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar tea"

"Okay! I understand," Xiao Shen Yang waved his hand and stopped.

Then he swaggered up to Zhao Si: combed his hair, "Boss, I won't bully you today! Let's start with the ham sausage in your hand. ”

Zhao Si glanced at Xiao Shen Yang, frowned and said, "Tell me, I'll see what you can say." ”

"Let's just say that this ham sausage sells for 5 cents on the Internet. You approve of it, don't you?"

"Of course, but do you want to buy 230 yuan ham sausage?" Zhao Si returned cautiously

"Let's say a ham sausage costs 5 cents, and I buy 230 yuan, that's 460 ham sausages. We subtract 30 from 230 and divide it by 460, which is 4 cents 3 per root, are you right? Oh~" Xiao Shen Yang calculated very seriously. But that way, it makes others want to laugh when they look at it.

Zhao Si thought about it carefully and said, "That's right. ”

"Well, 4 cents 3, but I'm not going to buy your ham sausage today, but I'm going to buy something else. Xiao Shen Yang said lightly and shamelessly. Then I walked into the kiosk.

Dong Naxi picked up a bunch of things, then picked up the poke of oil at the door and asked: "Boss, just say that your oil, 1.8 liters, 25 barrels is not." Sell 20 online, and free shipping. You don't sell. ”

Zhao Si thought about it carefully and said, "Sell." ”

Hearing this, Xiao Shen Yang picked up the products he was holding, piled them all in front of Zhao Si, and explained them one by one.

In the process of talking, the two made jokes one by one, and spent this sketch period of selecting goods.

"Look, I'm over 200, and now I'm going to get 30 off on the Internet. Holding a large bag of things, Xiao Shen Yang said very seriously.

Zhao Si hadn't understood yet. After thinking for a while, he said, "Well, it seems to be right. You can minus 30."

Looking at the goods that obviously satisfied more than 200 yuan, Zhao Si picked up the calculator and began to calculate the cost.

Yadan's eyes lit up while watching, and she quietly walked to Xiao Shen Yang's side and said, "Husband, you can really do it." So many good things. How much does it cost?"

"Don't speak, look at me. Xiao Shen Yang patted Yadan's hand and said, wait for Zhao Si.

"Wait a minute, this is not right!" Zhao Si couldn't help but calculate again after seeing the numbers on the calculator.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Shen Yang hurriedly asked.

At this time, Zhao Si finally reacted and said angrily: "Didn't you reduce 30 when you counted the product before, why are you still reducing 30 now?"

"That's the price of the product, boss, the price in your store is inflated, how can I not count it?" Xiao Shen Yang said naturally, making the girl on the side stunned, and this kind of algorithm?

"Why am I inflated? I'm all clearly marked. Zhao Si shouted with a calculator, obviously an honest man.

Xiao Shen Yang poked his nose, waved his hand and said, "You look at the price yourself, just now you said that you can sell it." Boss, what do you call giving back to your neighbors?"

Hearing this, Zhao Si picked up the calculator, calculated it again, and said bitterly. "No, that doesn't work that way. ”

Xiao Shen Yang said angrily: "Okay, I won't fight with you." Then come at the price online. ”

"Look at those products, let's get 50 off!"

"How did you lose 50?"

"There are coupons on the Internet!

"Oh, then I'll do the math. "Obviously, Zhao Si has been taken into the ditch by Xiao Shen Yang. It is all calculated according to the price that Xiao Shen Yang said.

In the end, after counting for a long time, Zhao Si's eyes widened when he saw the numbers come out, "No, I can't sell it at this price." That's even lower than just now. ”

Hearing this, the maid was very unhappy on the side, "Why are you like this, the boss, and give back to the neighbors." He just said he could sell us. ”

Zhao Si didn't put on the set this time, and was indifferent to Yadan's words: "No, I can't sell it." If you buy something like this, I won't sell you. ”

I saw Zhao Si put away the stereo, put it back in the store, and then returned the goods one by one.

Xiao Shen Yang looked at this scene and said solemnly: "Boss, are you sure you won't sell it?"

"Don't sell, don't sell. ”

After getting Zhao Si's answer, Xiao Shen Yang picked up the girl and hurriedly went to the backstage, and said as he ran: "Daughter-in-law, let's go quickly." ”

"This boss is really not a good thing, I really don't buy it? What the hell are you running? The girl said pitifully.

Xiao Shen Yang quietly stopped and said solemnly: "Daughter-in-law, I didn't bring a wallet. This small shop can't scan the code to pay. Besides, I just bumped into the boss, what should I do if I come back to trouble us. ”

Hearing this, Yadan suddenly came to her senses and hurriedly pulled Xiao Shen Yang to say. "Let's go, let's go. If you don't buy it, go back and buy it online. ”

"Yes, I'll help you buy it online!" After saying that, the two disappeared backstage.

On the stage, Zhao Si was still there packing up his things, but he frowned, not knowing what he was thinking, and after a while he muttered: "Am I losing? or am I making a profit?"

The stage ended, the skit ended, and when the three returned to the stage, the audience burst into applause.

In this sketch, although the lines are not too classic, in terms of physical performance, the three of them are very in place. After the end of the special sketch, it reflects the commercial meaning, which many viewers can't understand, but everyone who does business has their own ideas.

If you pursue quantity, you will definitely lose. If you pursue profits, then escape this order, you will definitely earn.

"Thank you three for the sketch. Xiao Shen Yang, what do you want to say to the audience. ”

Cheng Lei pulled Chen Chen onto the stage and presided.

"I'm very happy, I'm going to have Double 11 later, I wish you all success in grabbing red envelopes. Xiao Shen Yang shouted loudly. The audience responded with applause.

"Ya Dan and Zhao Si. Chen Chen raised the microphone and asked.

"My shopping cart is already full of clothes. Yadan said with a smile, women really don't have much resistance to this kind of show. If you don't buy it, you have to go up and have a look.

"My daughter-in-law is waiting for me to pay. Zhao Si followed and said, and there was a chuckle in the audience, there are many men who help their lovers pay today.

This Double 11 Ali did a good job, and every guest on stage basically spoke and showed his face in front of the Chinese audience. The lottery mode that comes with it also makes everyone remember the name of the star.

At this moment, many celebrities regret it very much, because Ah Li also invited him privately at that time, but he didn't negotiate it because of the appearance fee, which is a loss.

"Okay, next, please Xiao Shen Yang, Yadan, Zhao Si. Set a red packet password for us. The 6th wave of 10 million cash red envelopes is about to be given. ”