The rest of the second shift today is going to be late, and I just got home from work. Rest tomorrow and wait for an all-night rush. I can't wait to see it tomorrow morning, I'll send four chapters together later

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Whatever happens on the other side of the ocean. The domestic Double 11 party is still in a cheerful atmosphere. When groups of celebrities appeared on the stage and interacted with the audience to give gifts, the enthusiasm of the Chinese audience became higher and higher. More and more people are staying in front of the TV to watch the party.

Pomp and circumstance is the best expression of the moment. No matter on any social software, this night was all about the topic of Double 11.

The ratings of Zhejiang Wei Satellite TV are close to 20 at the moment, and they have not fallen, and have maintained a steady increase.

When Liu Qian walked on the stage, showed magical magic, conjured a Harley motorcycle, and sent it out in real time, the audience went crazy. Because there is still a BMW car at the scene that has not been delivered, I don't know who will spend it. The whole of China is waiting.

"Yiyi, it's Double 11 in a while, do you buy something, will you still bargain with the store on this day?" Hua Shao asked while holding the microphone and facing the camera.

Yiyi stood aside and thought for a while and sighed, "Well, it shouldn't be." It's all double 11 prices, how can the store be cheap, and you can't bargain at all. A full 5% off, in a bargain, not to lose money!"

Hua Shao heard Yiyi's answer, smiled and said to the scene: "That's not necessarily, next, let's enjoy the sketch "Can't Be Sold at This Price" brought to us by Xiao Shen Yang, Zhao Si, and Yadan!"

The audience applauded and looked forward to the following program.

The three of them are all famous sketch actors, and two of them became popular in the Spring Festival Gala that year, with unique and unique characters, so that Xiao Shen Yang could really be said to be popular at that time.

But with the passage of time, Xiao Shen Yang and Ya Dan did not have high-quality works, and their popularity fell. Now, they are back on stage to bring joy to the Double 11 party.

The stage opens with a classic kiosk scene filled with merchandise.

Zhao Si was busy working inside, carrying things and walking around. can follow the next scene, so that everyone can't help but laugh.

There was a loud stereo at the entrance of the stage, and the "song" was playing.

Tmall Double 11 Tmall Double 11 The Woli Street Store is on sale

Handsome and delicate tough guy little boss, today is a big sale on sale!

The adaptation of the classic "Jiangnan Leather City Went Bankrupt" amused the audience.

At that time, this song, which was not a song, was simply popular on the streets. As soon as the pedestrians heard the sound, they immediately searched for the sound, and then snatched up the goods.

"Alas, daughter-in-law, what are you doing when you say it, today is Singles' Day. It's not a festival for a loving little couple like us. ”

Xiao Shen Yang and Ya Dan appeared from the backstage and walked to the stage. Aroused enthusiastic cheers from the audience.

The two happened to pass by Zhao Si's commissary,

"You're not a bachelor yourself. It's still a shame. Yadan turned her head and said with a disdainful face.

On the stage, Xiao Shen Yang looked depressed and said weakly: "Daughter-in-law, we are married." After speaking, he took the girl's hand, stomped his foot fiercely, and said softly.

That pitiful little expression amused the audience.

The girl withdrew her hand in disgust: "Pull it down, a candle to the sky to bow down? This is marriage?

"The most interesting thing is that you don't even want to pay 9 yuan and 9 yuan for the certificate, are you married?"

Yadan's lines made the audience understand the origin of the relationship between the two.

"Hey, daughter-in-law, wait for me!" Xiao Shen Yang hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed the girl.

"Ouch"

At this time, Zhao Si happened to move things out and collided with Xiao Shen Yang. That demonic collapse song reappeared.

The two who fell to the ground touched their foreheads, and Xiao Shen Yang looked at Zhao Si angrily: "Just like you, you are still handsome and handsome! Broken song!"

Zhao Si looked stunned, and glared at Xiao Shen Yang angrily: "Why am I not a handsome and handsome tough guy! ”

"Look at my face, my body, my hair! I'm sorry, I'm mistaken!"

As soon as Zhao Si's bald head came out, the audience instantly laughed, and the special lights shone on it, and there was a trace of reflection.

Yadan hurriedly stepped forward, helped the two of them up, and then looked at Zhao Sidao: "Boss, your store is on sale." ”

"yes. Today's Double 11, Ma Ling's big boss gave 300 million, and we also followed the discount to give back to the neighbors. Zhao Si's face was upright.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Shen Yang hurriedly ran to Yadan's side and whispered, "Daughter-in-law, why did you still talk to him about shopping." ”

Yadan smiled and pointed to Xiao Shen Yang's head: "You are stupid! You hit someone else, what should you do if you ask us for money later!"

The audience applauded and teased.

Then Ya Dan was very surprised, turned around and asked, "Boss, what products are you discounting?" I'll buy a little. ”

"That's a lot, eating, using, sweeping. That's it. ”

"What?" the girl said curiously.

Zhao Si smiled and said, "Girl, you know, that's something." ”

Seeing Zhao Si's expression, Xiao Shen Yang instantly stepped forward and stood in front of the girl: "Daughter-in-law, stay away from this commissary, this old version is not a good thing at first glance, it is bad." You can't buy anything here. ”

"How do you speak, you person, I'm doing promotions here, and you still say I'm not a good person. ”

Xiao Shen Yang's eyes rolled, and then he said to Zhao Si: "Then you can tell me how to discount." It's a lot cheaper than you online. ”

Zhao Si picked up the goods on the ground: "Let's just say that my ham sausage, it usually sells for 1 yuan, and today it sells for 8 cents." ”

Xiao Shen Yang cut a snort, "Don't bully me for being ignorant, 5% off on the Internet today, according to what you said, only 5 cents." You're not kind, daughter-in-law, let's go. ”

Zhao Si looked disdainful, "You go and buy it, buy a ham sausage for 5 cents, and pay 8 yuan for shipping." With that, he walked into his commissary.

Yadan was very happy, "The boss is right, let's buy it here." If you buy online, you have to pay for shipping. ”

"Daughter-in-law, you don't understand. 30 off for 200 online, and there are coupons to receive. Xiao Shen Yang shouted loudly, and then pulled the girl and wanted to leave.

But when Zhao Si heard this, he frowned and hurriedly ran out. "It's not 200 minus 30, I'll also minus it. What are you going to buy, say!"

The girl was very happy to hear this, "Husband, the boss also has a discount, let's go in and pick something!"

"Let's go, the online store, and the coupons. Stack up, reduce it by a few dozen!" Xiao Shen Yang resolutely opposed Yadan's suggestion.

"Stop, don't be online all day, you can do the math for me. ”

Zhao Si walked up to Xiao Shen Yang and said.