086 Ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention

At this moment, Ye Laihuan and Yueguangzu are "frantically" enumerating Wushan's shortcomings, and the number has hit a record high - emotional intelligence is touching, speaking is ugly, inconsiderate, conceited, selfish, domineering, feeling too good about himself, and being too tall like a telephone pole......

If you had changed your psychological capacity, you would have turned your face a long time ago, but why do these words sound so familiar?

Wushan remembered that it was all scolded by Xiaobai himself.

The two happily enumerated enough, their mouths were dry and panting, they clinked glasses, smacked a few sips of wine, and sent a handful of fried peanuts and sour and spicy cucumbers to their mouths, which could not be more moisturized.

Wu Shan sat motionless, not eating or drinking, and his face flew throughout the whole process: "After talking for a long time, how to deal with this woman? Don't you have no idea?"

Yueguang Zu listened to it for so long, and he had some experience, and with the mentality of applying what he had learned, practicing a lot, not afraid of making mistakes, and afraid of not being able to open his mouth, he took the lead in expressing his opinion: "You said that she has no family, so even if she has many friends, she must feel lonely and lonely in this huge city." For such a girl, a mature, steady, and generous man should be able to give her a sense of security and be the easiest for her to fall in love with. ”

Wu Shan's face was even more ugly, because he believed that it was the emotion between Meng Junyao and Xiaobai.

Even though he has the financial and material resources to guide the country, it is a pity that he has no way to control people's past.

Ye Laihuan: "What Moonlight Ancestor said makes sense, but it's not clever. As we said earlier, what has a fatal allure to women is actually male charm in the true sense, and in the final analysis, you still have to start here. Mature, steady, generous, these are all masculine charms, but how to show it where she needs it? Do you think, this Xiaobai is a girl who grew up in a welfare home, what does she care about such a girl?"

Ye Laihuan felt that his question was very enlightening, how could he be so talented?

Wu Shan replied lightly: "I donated 10 million to the welfare home. ”

"Ah, have you already donated?" Ye Laihuan was a little caught off guard, "Then that your emotional intelligence is okay, no, it's incurable." ”

Wushan then told the matter of sending a puppy, looking for a pendant, and opening a ballet art center by the way, which made the two brothers feel that the mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, and the sun is parallelogram, because these are like the things Wushan does!

"It's not ordinary, it's not ordinary, you can let Wushan do this, this girl is not ordinary, I'll see you in the future!"

Yueguangzu kept chattering, and at the same time recorded it with relish, saying that he planned to write an online novel and write all these cases into it, maybe it would become a bestseller.

Ye Laihuan said: "Okay, just don't forget to write a special thank you for my guidance! ”

Yueguang Zu pushed his glasses: "No, I just don't want to touch the light of Wushan, and I don't want people to know that I know him, otherwise borrowing him to make a fortune will make me feel incompetent." ”

Ye Laihuan joked: "Don't insinuate me, my bar is built by virtue of Wushan's fame." ”

Wu Shan jokingly said to the Moonlight Clan: "Okay, I have fulfilled your wishes, and when the time comes, I promise not to even read your book." ”

Ye Laihuan clapped his hands three times to attract everyone's attention: "Ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and gentlemen, the matter of the novel will be discussed later, now let's get down to business and give Wushan ideas." ”

At this moment, the three of them are really rare to twist into a rope and work hard in one place, mainly because things that Wushan can't handle are really too rare, and I'm afraid I will help him come up with such an idea in this life.

Ye Laihuan: "What I said before are all low-level basic secrets, and I will start teaching advanced secrets below, my secrets are passed on to men and women, listen to them!"

Wushan didn't have much hope for him.

"The relationship between men and women is like a game, and it is also a process of mutual giving, and the one who pays too much is doomed to lose. But when I say this kind of giving, I don't just mean the giving, but also the investment of time, energy, and feelings. The party who has invested naturally wants to recover the cost, that is, the love of the other party. ”

Wu Shan played with a cup and pondered: "This sentence is still like a human sentence." ”

"Wushan, in addition to donating 10 million yuan to their welfare home, you also gave her a dog, hired someone to help her find a pendant, rented a property for her to open a dance center, and must have done something else for her that we don't know, so what did she pay for you?"

"She, but she was forced to pay some ......" Wu Shan's eyes appeared in front of her little white moonlight skin, reluctant C cup, long legs, black hair, and her expression of pain and disgust, "She hates me so much, how can she take the initiative to pay?"

"Then induce her to take the initiative to pay, and then take yourself as her prize. ”

"You're really thinking backwards," Wu Shan was disappointed, "This is what you call a trick? Within 3 days, induce her to take the initiative to pay? Isn't this the same as not saying it?"

"Stupid. For example, if you tell her that you broke your arm while skydiving, maybe her concern will be invested in it right away. She might just ask, 'How are you?' and then you pretend to be in pain, and then you're going to die, and maybe she'll come and see you. Then you see the opportunity to hug and pat your heart, and then pretend to be pitiful, maybe she can be corrected on the spot......"

"Lie to her?" Wu Shan shook his head, "This is not my style, I don't like to deceive people, I like to explain everything." ”

"This is a white lie, you old fritters in the mall don't even understand this, do you?"

Wu Shan: "It's more likely that she felt very relieved after hearing the news. ”

Ye Laihuan and Moonlight Ancestor instantly burst into a heartless and lawless laugh: "Such a conceited Wushan, he finally met someone who could suppress him!"

"But you did remind me that you can take her to play tandem skydiving, and I heard that the moment the two of them hold and jump, beginners will have a kind of dependence on the instructor to entrust their lives to him. ”

Ye Laihuan: "Poor Dao pinched his fingers, this matter is not appropriate." Skydiving doesn't seem cheap? You want to invest again before she is allowed to invest?"

"It's just a few thousand, and it's just a drizzle for me. Besides, I don't know why, I just can't help but spend money on this little white, I don't feel comfortable if I don't spend money, but she is the only woman who hasn't asked me for anything. ”

Ye Laihuan and Moonlight Ancestor said in unison: "It's over Wushan, you're done, you're really in love with her!"

Wu Shan seemed to be saying to himself: "Is this love?"

Ye Laihuan dragged the electric guitar next to him, and played and sang to himself with a devoted: "This is love, this is love, this TMD is love-"

Although Moonlight Ancestor's glasses were thick, it didn't prevent him from swaying vigorously to the music, and knocking on the table with empty bottles to accompaniment.

The private room was bustling with activity.

Chairman Mao was reading in the city, and Wushan was thinking in a bar. In the end, he didn't take another sip of wine and walked away.

After sitting in the bar for about 4 hours, it was snowing outside for some time, and there was already a pile of jade hanging qiong, and the ground was full of silver frost.

It was the first snow of the new year, but it wasn't cold.

The dark night was brightened by the snow, and many young people who slept late were having fun in the snow.

Looking at the world that has become pure black and white, Wushan, who has stopped unconsciously, suddenly has a thought: there are all kinds of colors in the world, but the most beautiful is white. White contains all the ugliness and injustice in the world, and returns the purity and indisputability of heaven and earth.

A figure in white clothes with black hair appeared in his mind - isn't that Xiaobai's stubborn girl?

When he got into the car, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, because he thought of Xiaobai saying to himself when they met for the first time: You chase me naked for two miles, and I will be regarded as a female hooligan once I look back......

The next day, Wushan asked Mayang to contact him about skydiving.

Ma Yang, who has always been silent and neat, has shirked and stopped him in various ways, and he can't come up with a decent reason.

Wu Shan looked at him for a long time: "Mayang, something is wrong with you today." ”

Ma Yang thought to himself, he must not let him and Xiaobai go skydiving, otherwise if something goes wrong and he is sent to the hospital, won't his physical condition be exposed? This is a secret that Ma Yang does not hesitate to keep with his life.

Protecting Wushan is also protecting the old lady Shen Changge, which is Mayang's intolerable responsibility.

In the end, he thought of an excuse: "The land in Qiwangtun is about to be auctioned by the government, what if you have an accident when you parachute at such a juncture?"

Statistics show that the fatality rate of airplanes parachuting at high altitudes is less than the chance of being killed by lightning. ”

Ma Yang was silent for a long time: "Then have you asked Xiaobai for his opinion? Other girls may not be willing to jump, after all, not everyone is so bold." ”

Wu Shan raised the corners of his mouth proudly: "You definitely wouldn't have thought that she had already agreed." ”

Ma Yang was really surprised.

Wu Shan used the agitation method on Xiaobai last night.

"Coward, you must be afraid of heights, right?"

"Although my sister is afraid of insects, she is not afraid of heights!"

"I don't believe it. Just your little timidity, if you stand on the 8th floor and look down, you must be almost paralyzed. ”

"Don't be funny, don't talk about 8 floors, even 18 floors won't be a problem!"

"So, what if it's 4,500 meters in the air?"

"What's wrong with that...... Wait, 4,500 meters?"

"Are you scared? Skydiving, do you dare to play?"

The little white man on the other end of the phone rolled his eyes a few times, and said unconvinced: "I haven't played it, but I don't think so!"

"Hey, I don't blush when I talk big, I kind of go and dance for me once. ”

"Why did I jump to show you, why didn't you jump to show me?"

"You jump, you jump, together. ”

Xiaobai doesn't have a city government after all, and his contemptuous attitude and sentence by sentence "You don't dare" aroused a competitive spirit: "Then try to compete, don't be okay when the time comes, you are so scared that you pee your pants!"

The corners of Wushan's mouth set off an asymmetrical arc: "Tomorrow will be compared." ”