085 A friend who burps and farts and picks his nose in person

Wu Shan was talking to several subordinates in the company, and said that there would be an important meeting on the 10th of next month.

One person flipped through the calendar on his mobile phone and said casually: "I'll see what day of the week is the 10th of next month." ”

"Tuesday. ”

Wu Shan blurted out without thinking.

The subordinates checked it, it was completely correct, and asked in surprise: "Mr. Wu, how can you calculate so clearly?"

Wu Shan didn't know why, as soon as this question came out, the answer seemed to pop up directly in his mind.

Another person flipped through the file and said, "Then the next meeting will be November 9 of this year, and I will check what day of the week it is." ”

Wu Shan: "Friday." ”

At this moment, everyone was shocked, because it was only the beginning of January, and Mr. President actually calculated the day of the week on any day in November so accurately, it was like a computer!

Wu Shan didn't think there was anything special about it: "I'm just blind." ”

"Best, yes, wonderful!"

"This Meng is also based on high intelligence, Einstein is alive, I'm afraid it is not worth a toe of Mr. Wu!"

Everyone praised it.

Except for Mayang, who is not afraid of death, the rest of his subordinates praise the boss when they have the opportunity, and it is always right to say more good things about the boss, and it is not strange to be polite.

Don't look at the president's usually cold face, maybe after listening to the praise, I will be secretly happy in my heart.

In this case, it would be bad if you ran into a faint king, who would often be blinded by sugar-coated shells, and those villains could easily gain power and benefits through improper means.

However, Wushan is different, the subordinates praise them, Wushan is still Wushan, and the decisions that should be made will never be shaken because of a few flattering words, and they will not hand over good errands to anyone because they have more sycophants.

On the contrary, he seems to be an invincible and good courtesan who sees people and talks nonsense, but he never entrusts him with important tasks.

Because Wushan feels that people's energy is limited, if a person spends a lot of time and energy on pleasing others, he will definitely not be able to devote himself to work, and once this kind of person has the opportunity to climb the high branches, he will definitely slip away faster than anyone else, and then transfer all the words of praise to the new owner.

Three under five divided by two, the work of the last month has been arranged.

Wushan, who has been a top student since he was a child, is also so handy in his career.

When he was studying in the past, he once said something that shocked everyone: "Is there any other score in the world besides a perfect score?"

is such a Wushan, who has never scored 99 points and has never lost even a small competition, tasted frustration for the first time in Xiaobai.

Even if it's a joke bet, you can't lose!

Now there are only 3 days left before Xiaobai falls in love with his gambling within 30 days.

Wushan even thought of arranging a fake robbery, when Xiaobai was in shock, could he go to the hero to save the United States?

But such a despicable hypocritical trick should be as easy as the wind, and a man as upright as himself can't do it!

I used to be able to catch any celebrity, but now it is so difficult to soak in Xiaobai, who can't be found in the pile, is he different from before, or is Xiaobai different from ordinary women?

At this time, he remembered that Xiaobai had said, although you have slept with many women, you have never received anyone's sincerity.

Wu Shan thought, is this true? Could it be that I really lack experience and wrong methods, and I am not worthy of the title of "the world's first love saint"?

So he thought of his good buddies coming to have fun at night.

Ye Laihuan was born poor, his appearance was not good, and when he was a student, he rode a broken bicycle that rang everywhere except for the bell that did not ring.

At that time, he didn't know Wushan, but from then on, the women's popularity of the night was so good that he didn't want it, and there were often 8 or 9 points of beauties around him to swagger through the market, and everyone was desperate to follow him who was so poor that he was tinkling, why is this?

Wushan has never considered these issues, because he is surrounded by 10-point beauties, and in comparison, 8 or 9 points are not beauties at all.

But he forgot that compared his net worth with Ye Lai Huan's net worth back then, Ye Lai Huan was actually much better than himself.

In the past, when the three of them gathered, Ye Laihuan often broke these things there, Wushan disdained to listen to them, and now Wushan, who is really out of line, suddenly wants to hear his advice.

Ye Laihuan was so shocked on the phone that the braces were about to fall out.

He was getting his teeth straightened recently because his front teeth were so bad.

"Brother Wu, you don't have a fever, do you? The richest man in the world actually put down his body and asked me! It's really a mountain higher than a mountain, you must have encountered your life and death calamity! Go back and show your buddies, which celebrity is so powerful!"

"Less nonsense, not at night?"

"You have to do it, and if you're not there, you have to rush back to help you survive this life and death disaster. Come on, I'll be waiting for you at the bar tonight, and I'll ask Moonlight Ancestor to come and listen to my lecture too. ”

Ye Laihuan's secrecy work is very well done, and such an eye-catching figure as Wushan can always sit in the reserved brother's private room safely under his arrangement and cover, without being noticed and harassed by reporters and fans.

Ye Laihuan and Moonlight Ancestor teased Wu Shan: "Oh, I didn't expect you to have such a day!

Wu Shan: "Who is trapped by love? It's just that they don't want to lose this bet." ”

Ye Laihuan smiled meaningfully, with a look of "I understand" the expression of the person who came over: "But why didn't you look for me earlier? There are 3 days left for you to come to me, and the daylilies are cold!"

Wu Shan: "I deliberately left you a chance to show off." There are 3 days left to get back into the situation, and that's when you look bullish. ”

The night came to laugh so much that he was about to break off: "Wushan, who never said good things about others, has learned to praise people for the sake of a girl!"

"Don't say anything more, I'm gone!"

"If you were at someone else's place, 3 days would definitely be no show, but Wushan, you are lucky to have met me, and it is estimated that I am the only one in the world who can save the situation for you." ”

Wushan was not in a hurry, and Yueguang Ancestor was in a hurry: "Hurry up and say it, if you have any secrets, hurry up and explain, don't put on a score." The spectrum of Wushan is not as big as yours!"

Ye Laihuan said: "Wushan, how did you chase those girls before?"

"I didn't bother thinking about it before, as soon as I stopped there, I automatically pasted it one by one, and I couldn't wait to take the initiative to carry me to sleep. ”

"Hahaha, the two of us used to envy you to death!"

Ye Laihuan took a sip of rye beer, and spent a few seconds tasting the mellow aroma after tasting it in his throat, and then said unhurriedly: "Women in the world can be roughly divided into two types, one is open and the other is traditional. Listening to Wushan's description, this Xiaobai belongs to the latter. ”

Wu Shan: "Long story short. ”

Ye Laihuan: "What are you in a hurry, I've been preparing for a long day's class, can't I finish it in two sentences?"

Yueguang Zu took out his mobile phone and took notes in the notepad with a crackle, striving to get rid of the bad luck of always receiving a good person card as soon as possible.

"In fact, different women have different needs, some needs are expensive but easy to achieve, and some needs are small but difficult to meet. Just like a doctor seeing a doctor, as long as you can grasp the needs of different women, and then prescribe the right medicine, you can keep it at your fingertips. ”

Wu Shan blinked, indicating that he hadn't heard anything useful so far.

Moonlight Ancestor shook his head and typed happily on the keyboard.

Suddenly, Ye Laihuan poured another sip of wine and said, "Don't talk about it, don't talk about it!"

Moonlight Ancestor: "Why?"

"The conditions in Wushan are so good, if I teach him the last bit of family background, and all the women in the world will look for him in the future, then what should I do?"

Wushan was shocked: "All the women in the world are kept for you, and I want Xiaobai." ”

Ye Laihuan was originally joking, but after hearing Wushan's words, he and Yueguang Zu's mouths opened into a 0-shape, and they almost didn't know Wushan.

The word "soft spot" has nothing to do with Wushan in the past!

Ye Laihuan lit a cigarette and took a deep breath: "Okay, since you are so serious this time, brother, I also have to use the power of the wilderness, say something to help you take her down!"

Yueguang Zu pushed his glasses and emphasized again: "It's only 3 days!"

Ye Laihuan continued to teach with a cigarette in a very lame posture: "What do women need? Generally speaking, there are two things, one is rich and powerful, and Wushan is one of the people who do not lack this in the whole world. But with money and power, it is easy to get a woman's body, but not necessarily her heart. Not only is it not necessarily, but it will even be more difficult than ordinary people, because most of the women who are attracted are women who love money and power, and they are mixed, some of them don't bring their hearts, and some don't have hearts at all. ”

Moonlight Ancestor nodded incessantly, busy taking notes.

Wu Shan didn't speak, but listened very carefully.

On the other hand, a woman's need is male charm in the true sense, which is the fatal temptation, and the ultimate explanation for why many men who don't look good and don't have much money in their pockets are surrounded by beautiful women who never leave him. ”

When Wu Shan heard this, a trace of gloom flashed in his eyes, because he unconsciously sat down, and he thought of Meng Junyao.

Ye Laihuan's words were simply prepared for Kua Meng Junyao.

Wu Shan wanted to flip the table and didn't listen, but he thought that there were only 3 days left, and he really needed foreign aid, so he sat down patiently, but he couldn't lose his "virginity" to Xiaobai.

The so-called friend means that if you have any shortcomings and mistakes, he will point them out to you in person, and he will not hide them.

In the eyes of Ye Laihuan and Yueguang Zu, Wushan is not the richest man who is looked up to by tens of thousands of people, and he does not have any halo on him, he is just a self-righteous big man, with advantages, and there is no lack of stinky problems, which is not fundamentally different from other friends in their lives.

They did not make promises to him, nor did they slap him on the back or make him laugh with false and empty words without conscience; they dared to make fun of him, make amusement, and do something to him; and even more dared to burp and fart and pick his nose in front of him, as if in a no-man's land.

This may sound like an ordinary thing, but it's not so easy to do if you really have a celebrity standing in front of you.

Wushan values the two of them the most.