"Wonderful. ”

"What a wonderful. ”

"It's the best skit I've ever seen. ”

Shocking applause and screams came one after another.

Although this sketch is not over yet, everyone knows that this momentum completely surpasses the previous Guo Donglin.

Even if it is a group of judges, they are extremely serious at this time.

Especially Zhang Guokun, who has opinions about Mo Bai, at this time, his eyes are wide open.

He had something to believe it.

He had some can't believe that such a sketch came out of Mo Bai.

"Awesome, I thought Dabai was going to be eliminated before, but now I look at it and eliminate a fart. ”

"Damn, it's still our fault, Da Bai has always pretended to be the little prince, why haven't we had confidence in him all the time. ”

"Actually, you can't blame us, if you want to blame Dabai, he always makes amazing moves. Even if you are a big white brainless fan, you are extremely worried. ”

The group of Bai Yutang disciples was like being beaten with chicken blood.

Of course, for the audience in front of the TV, it is also completely immersed in it at this time.

"I've never seen such a good sketch. ”

"Me too, I just looked at it casually, and now it's over, just half of it, I'm poisoned by Mo Bai. ”

Sketches are such a thing, they used to say that they were niche, and he was niche.

It's so niche that you don't pay attention to it at all.

However, the sketch thing, you say that he is popular, and he is really a public.

Regardless of gender, young and old, no matter what class, sketches can be accepted by them.

Although the series of sketches in the original Xiaoao Jianghu were wonderful, this excitement did not spread to others.

However, after Mo Bai's "Selling Abduction" came out, even if he was no longer interested in sketches, he was completely shocked at this time.

"Director, it's not good, it's not good. ”

"What's wrong. ”

"Our ratings are going to explode. ”

"Oh, yes, how many explosions, did you break the previous record?"

"It's not just breaking the previous record. ”

"So what are the ratings now. ”

"Come on, let's take a look. ”

Oriental TV, at this time, the entire program group was already boiling.

As soon as Mo Bai came on the field, the ratings of Modu TV have been rising steadily.

Of course, this is also true in normal times.

But today, the rate of this rise is completely faster than before.

If the previous ratings were soaring.

So now, today's ratings are rocket launches.

2 points.

3 points.

4 points.

Oriental TV's ratings of breaking 4 points not only left the previous happy family far aside, but also brought all TV programs in the same period, whether it was variety shows or TV dramas, or other ...... All of them were trampled underfoot.

"Oh my God. ”

"Ahhh......h

"We're going to be on fire on Oriental TV. ”

And that doesn't end there.

The ratings of 4 points have just begun, and Mo Bai's sketch is not over yet.

In the exclamation of everyone at the scene, the sketch continued.

[Mo Bai: Ma is not numb?

[Ye Peng: ...... numb]

Little by little, the effect is revealed.

The flickering process is speeding up little by little.

At this time, the leg was only numb, and it was not lame.

However, it doesn't matter, Mo Bai, who is a big fool, has a way.

When Ye Peng's leg was numb, Mo Bai said: Walk up, walk up, don't be empty, your leg is 100% sick, don't be empty, relax! go, go, go, don't want to stop, can you walk with me? Walk, little by little, it's fine, you go......

Mo Bai led Ye Peng to speed up.

Finally, Ye Peng sighed: Eh, eh, eh...... Oops, my mother!

Mo Bai: Let's go!

It can be seen from the scene.

Originally, Ye Peng's good leg was really lame at this time.

"Good. ”

"It's amazing. ”

"Sure enough, it's a big fool. ”

"It's talent. ”

"I finally know why Dabai can become a superstar, and at this level of flickering, he is also the best in the world. ”

Seeing that Ye Peng's legs suddenly became limping, everyone was already worshipping.

See?

That's strength.

See, this is a super fool.

However, the sketch is not over, and the excitement continues.

Jia Ling on the side couldn't look at it, and said in shock: "The good legs are all lame." ”

Ye Peng: "Ah, what is it?"

Mo Bai hurriedly pulled Jia Ling aside, I'm fooling, aren't you making trouble?

hurriedly explained: "Did you see it, my daughter-in-law saw it, she said that you were lame if you flickered." ”

Ye Peng: Eldest sister, why didn't you find out so early?

Jia Ling: If you hadn't met him earlier, you would have been lame if you had met him......

The audience laughed again.

If you had met him, he would have been lame.

This sentence is too classic.

A big fool like Mo Bai would have been lame if he had met him earlier.

[Mo Bai: Don't worry, you ran into me earlier, I would have transferred you earlier......]

At this moment, Ye Peng already believed in Mo Bai incomparably.

Ye Peng: Big brother, what's going on?

Mo Bai: Don't worry, you, when you were young, you broke your legs,

Ye Peng: No, I've been a baby?

What Mo Bai said just now was that Ye Peng's left leg had been broken.

However, Ye Peng was referring to the right leg.

For a moment, everyone felt nervous for Mo Bai, is this about to be exposed?

No......

No.

Even if Ye Peng said that his right leg had been broken, Mo Bai also had his own statement.

Mo Bai: Transferred! Transferred to this leg, and then your occupation was very unfavorable to you, it turned out that you were not a spoon, you were a cutter, and you always worked this leg, so you pressed this leg heavier and heavier, heavier and heavier...... The light ones are tiptoeing, the heavy ones are necrotic of the femoral head, and in the late stage, they are vegetative!"

Same as before.

The three words "transferred" have become a big laughing point again.

"Transferred, I simply believe in Mo Bai's evil. ”

"I've only heard of cancer metastasis, but I didn't expect this leg to metastasize?"

"Definitely, didn't Da Bai explain, Lao Ye has been working his leg for many years, and the leg has become heavier and heavier, and the original left leg has been transferred to the right leg. ”

This time.

Not only Ye Peng believed in Mo Bai, but the audience also believed in Mo Bai.

Although they knew that Mo Bai was talking nonsense and completely fooling people, they couldn't bear to make sense of what people said.

"Okay now, Da Bai successfully fooled Lao Ye and crippled him, just in time to sell his abduction. ”

"Yes, it must be sold now. ”

Before, everyone said to Mo Bai that they would be abducted and sold to normal people, and they couldn't believe it.

But at this moment, do you still want to say?

A normal person is lame in his legs.

It's not just that his leg is lame, but even his IQ is crippled by Mo Bai.

[Ye Peng: Big brother, what kind of medicine do I have to use?]

Mo Bai: It's not easy to use medicine!

Jia Ling: It's a good day, don't let people take medicine, let's talk about crutches!

Mo Bai: Look, my daughter-in-law knows that she is on crutches!

Ye Peng: On crutches?

Mo Bai: You may be seated.

Mo Bai: After crutches, your two legs will gradually be balanced, and little by little, it will get better.

Ye Peng: Then where do you have to buy crutches?

Mo Bai: It just so happens that I have one here.

Mo Bai: Brother, it was originally 400 yuan, but now I'll sell it to you for 200.

Ye Peng: But big brother, I only have 30 yuan.

Mo Bai: 30 yuan, that's really a little less......

Mo Bai looked left and right, and then stared at Ye Peng's bicycle: "What kind of bicycle do you want, what kind of bicycle do you want." ”

Ye Peng woke up in an instant: "Ye Peng: Big brother, you are right, you said that like my legs and feet, you basically say goodbye to the bicycle, right? I'll give you the bicycle...... Okay?"

Mo Bai: Oh then, brother, take the crutches.

Ye Peng: Big brother, fate!

Mo Bai: Don't get excited...... Go back and recuperate, and you'll be fine in a few days.

Ye Peng: Okay...... Eldest brother.

Mo Bai: Don't get excited.

Ye Peng: What's that...... I won't say anything about me

Jia Ling: Isn't it a bit too much for you to do this?

Mo Bai: What's the point, he still has to thank us

Ye Peng: Thank you!

Mo Bai: Look at it!

Mo Bai: What are you doing? Why are you distressed? Go, change places!

Jia Ling: What are you going to do?

Mo Bai: Find someone with bad legs and feet to sell him a bicycle!

At this point, Mo Bai's sketch "Selling Abduction" officially ended.

Everyone in the audience stood up with a bang.

The applause lasted for five minutes before stopping.