"What's the big fool you are shouting, in front of everyone, don't call me by my stage name, okay?"

Most people must be embarrassed and embarrassed when others mention their black spots.

Or, if it's not embarrassment, it's a face-turn.

However, Mo Bai's response exceeded everyone's expectations.

The sentence "Don't call me my stage name is okay" can be said to have shocked the eyes of all the spectators.

"Mom, this sentence is so bad. ”

"Don't call me by my stage name, no, I burst out laughing. ”

"Poof...... I also burst out laughing, and the big fool really lived up to its name. ”

I don't have to say, in Mo Bai's answer of "Don't call me my stage name", everyone applauded.

"Jia Ling: Daddy, child,"

"Mo Bai: Hey. ”

"Jia Ling: If you want me to say this crutch, don't sell it!"

"Mo Bai: Don't say that, don't sell it, do this crutch and work and build materials, you haven't slept for a day and a night, don't you lose money if you don't sell it?"

"Jia Ling: This street is full of good legs and feet, who bought your thing?"

Speaking of this, everyone was also puzzled.

Judging from the title of the sketch, this sketch should revolve around selling abduction.

This abduction is the one that Mo Bai is selling.

However, this is not an ordinary commodity, everyone needs it.

This crutch must be a bad leg to be necessary.

But those with bad legs and feet generally don't walk around the streets, and besides, he can't walk.

Take a crutch to the street and sell it, the people on the street are just like Jia Ling said, they all have good legs and feet, who buys this thing.

However, no one expected it.

After Jia Ling said, Mo Bai was a string of classic strong words:

[Mo Bai: What are you talking about, you still don't know my strengths, and you still call me a fool. I can fool the good and the evil, and I can fool the traitor, and the little couple is doing well, and I fooled him and separated. Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs!]

As soon as these words fell, the applause in the sky broke out instantly.

"Wow, this skit is not ordinary. ”

"I can fool him with a pair of good legs, I understand, this sketch is a story of super big flickering. ”

"Sure enough, it's a big fool, I like it, I like it, I like it. ”

If everyone was still affected by Guo Donglin's sketches before, but when Mo Bai's big fool said a sentence that made his good legs lame, everyone couldn't remember what Guo Donglin's sketch was.

"It's completely different from the traditional sketch. ”

"Could it be that Mo Bai can really fool someone else's good legs and be lame?"

Although this sketch has not yet been performed, at this moment, the eyes of the audience are shining.

They felt that this sketch was very unusual.

They felt that this skit was a little different from the traditional skit.

However, they can't say what the difference is.

They don't need to talk about it, though.

As spectators, they just have to appreciate it.

[Jia Ling: Haha, you can pull it down,

Mo Bai: Believe it or not?

Jia Ling: I don't believe that you can fool people with good legs?

Mo Bai: That's my strength.

Jia Ling: Then you sell it.

Mo Bai: Don't worry, I'll sell this pair of crutches today.

Jia Ling: Then the streets are full of good legs and feet, who buys them?

Mo Bai: Daughter-in-law, let's find a good leg and foot to sell to him today, and see my ability to fool.

Jia Ling: Then aren't you lying?

Mo Bai: Those who wish to take the bait, understand? Help me shout a few words.

Jia Ling: I won't fool around, you can do it yourself~

Mo Bai: Look at my eyes and act, okay? Hey, someone is coming, shouting ......]

Just as everyone thought.

Selling a piece of abduction to someone with good legs and feet, not only the spectators don't believe it, but even the sketch performer Jia Ling doesn't believe it.

Can this flicker still make someone's leg lame?

"Brothers, do you believe it or not?"

"I don't believe it. ”

"I don't believe it either. ”

"Although I know that Mo Bai is a big fool, it is impossible to fool a good leg into a lame one. ”

"That's it, you said it's okay to fool around with something else, how can this good leg be lame?"

Flickering can only flicker into the consciousness of others.

That is, to make others believe in you.

However, consciousness cannot affect matter.

If the leg is good, he is good.

No matter how foolish you are, it is impossible for him to become bad, let alone lame.

With the cooperation of Mo Bai and Jia Ling, at this time, Mo Bai's old stall rode Ye Peng on a bicycle on the stage.

"Mo Bai: Oh...... It's dangerous...... He's not sick. ”

"Mo Bai: Very serious. ”

"Jia Ling: What?"

"Mo Bai: It's too serious. ”

The flickering drama is coming.

The audience's eyes didn't blink, for fear of missing the wonderful plot.

At this time, Mo Bai stared at Ye Peng, pointing and pointing from time to time.

Ye Peng was a little strange, but also a little curious: "What are you talking about?" ”

Seeing that Ye Peng was curious, Mo Bai was secretive, and left half of his words behind: "Hehe, it's okay." ”

Then, he secretly pulled Jia Ling and said: "This disease is dangerous......

Seeing that Ye Peng came up again, Mo Bai said again: "It's okay, you can go." ”

Mo Bai's concealment made Ye Peng even more curious: "God chatter, you are really." ”

Mo Bai then burst into a fierce sentence: "Your disease is found to be in an advanced stage." ”

Ye Peng was unhappy when he heard this, not only Ye Peng was unhappy, but no one was happy when he heard this.

Isn't this a curse for someone to be sick?

A good person, when someone says this, no matter how good-tempered a person is, he is anxious: "What's the matter with you, I'm so good, you cursed me for being sick, and I'm still in the advanced stage, I see that you are only in the late stage, do you want to be beaten." ”

Saying that, Ye Peng was about to start with Mo Bai.

Seeing this, Mo Bai hurriedly said: "Big brother, don't get excited, it's not that I'm going to curse you, it's just that I'm afraid that you won't believe what I said." ”

Ye Peng stopped: "If you don't say how I believe it, what's going on, say it quickly." ”

Mo Bai: "Okay, since we are fated to meet, in order for you to believe me, let's not talk about the condition first, I know what you do." ”

Ye Peng: "What am I doing?" ”

Mo Bai: "Working in a restaurant. ”

Jia Ling on the side was strange and grabbed Mo Bai: "Big flicker, how do you know that he works in a restaurant?"

Mo Bai replied in a low voice: "There is a smell of green onions on my body." ”

turned to Ye Peng and said, "Isn't it, are you working in a hotel?"

Seeing that he was guessing, Ye Peng said unconvinced: "Then tell me what I am doing in the hotel?"

Mo Bai: "Chef." ”

Ye Peng was even more surprised: "How do you know?"

Mo Bai: "Do you still want to say, you have a big head and a thick neck, and you don't have a big money...... Isn't it?

Ye Peng was helpless: "Okay, okay, you guessed right." ”

Mo Bai: "Don't count, do you?"

Ye Peng: "Ah, yes, yes, the profession is absolutely right." Then what did you just say about me, what did you say that it was serious and advanced, what was going on?"

Mo Bai: "Then do you believe me?"

Ye Peng: "You have to say it before I know if I believe it or not." ”

Although he knew that Ye Peng was not completely convinced at this time, after what came out just now, Ye Peng was also a little skeptical. Taking advantage of the heat, Mo Bai said: "In the recent period, I don't feel that a certain part of your body is different from the past. You think, you think hard...... You're telling the truth. ”

Ye Peng: I don't feel anything different, I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger?

Mo Bai: By the way, that's not the main symptom! Do you know why your face is big?

Ye Peng: Why?

Mo Bai: It's your "peripheral nerve necrosis" that suffocates the upper side.

At this point, the applause is even louder.

Especially the last sentence, it is your peripheral nerve necrosis that suffocates the upper side, which is simply a classic sentence.

The peripheral nerve is an important nerve in humans.

Although everyone didn't know what this nerve was for, when they heard about necrosis, they couldn't help but chuckle in their hearts.

More importantly, it sounded professional, like a doctor's words.

In this case, let alone Ye Peng on the stage, even if it is a different person, he will be stunned by this sentence.

Of course, that's not all.

To fool, it is necessary to fool people to the end.

Although "peripheral nerve necrosis" looks very professional, people's legs and feet are still fine.

This also made a group of spectators stare at the screen very seriously.

[Ye Peng: Where is that?]

[Mobai: below the waist...... Feet up ......]

Ye Peng: Legs?

Mo Bai: Yes!

Ye Peng: No, I don't have any problems with my legs!

Mo Bai: Take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps if you are not sick! Do you want to see a doctor, just take two steps to see a doctor!

Ye Peng: Okay...... Take two steps, walk two steps, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps......

Ye Peng followed Mo Bai and kept walking on the stage.

Moreover, in order to prove that there was nothing wrong with his legs, Ye Peng also walked with a big hip.

Mo Bai: Stop! Your shoes are fine, right?

Ye Peng: What's wrong?

Mo Bai: One with high and one with low?

Ye Peng: This is a travel shoe!

Mo Bai: That's right, this is your leg is sick, one leg is short!

Ye Peng: It's okay! If I want one leg to be long and one leg to be short, the pants seller will tell me!

Mo Bai: The pants seller told you that you still buy pants, which is like my heart?

Ye Peng: ......

Mo Bai: That's it, I'll adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your leg is lifted as high as you can with my hand, and if I let you fall, you can drop as hard as you want, okay? Believe it or not? Your leg is sick, and your right leg is short!

This action is Mo Bai fooling Ye Peng to raise his legs and stomp down hard.

Ordinary people don't know what Mo Bai's foolish routine is for.

Similarly, Ye Peng didn't know what the point of Mo Bai asking him to do this?

However, in order to prove that there was nothing wrong with his legs, Ye Peng stomped his feet with Mo Bai's statement.

Moreover, I stomped very hard.

As soon as he stomped his feet violently, Mo Bai saw that it was almost over, and immediately shouted to stop and asked, "Stop!

Ye Peng: It's numb.

Ye Peng's whole person was not good at this time.

This is not a fool, nor is it a lie, Ye Peng knows that his legs are really numb.

Jia Ling on the side was also stunned.

Why did he have a good foot, but he was numb by Mo Bai: "Big flicker, why is he numb?"

Mo Bai replied inscrutablely: "Nonsense, you are numb if you stomp." ”

Bang......

At this point, the audience was completely boiling.

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