Tang Jian has been immersed in his own world, spitting clouds and fog one after another, the ashtray in front of him is full of yellow cigarette butts, the whole person has been soaked with the smell of smoke from the inside out, and the knock on the door outside has been sounded several times without hearing it.

Donald Duck, who finally got up early in the morning, was sent by his mother to call Tang Jian for breakfast, he had been waiting outside for five minutes, his hands were hurting, and he stood at the door and shouted "Dad!Dad!" but he couldn't hear a response, so he suddenly thought: Dad won't have anything to do with it, anyway, he is also a person of some age, and he is usually addicted to smoking. After several measurements and a particularly anxious mood, he decided to slam the door open directly, even if he was scolded by Tang Jian at that time.

So Donald Duck exerted all his strength, and leaned sideways and sent the whole arm out. I only heard a dull sound from the door panel, Donald Duck grinned in pain because of the excessive force, and covered his arms and kept "ouch!" but the door was still closed.

From Donald Duck's point of view, this sound is acceptable. But Tang Jian, who was in deep thought, had been wandering in another world, and the sudden sound was like a sudden explosion of thunder in the calm sky to him. The completely unexpected fright made his whole body tremble, the soot in his hand spilled on his body with sparks, his clothes quickly rotted a hole, and his skin hurt. He relieved himself for a moment, quickly shook the ashes from his body to the ground, and then extinguished the rest of the cigarette

He relieved himself and heard the sound outside the door, and listened carefully to Donald Duck shouting there, so he walked quickly to the door and pulled the doorknob open with a "bang". Outside Donald Duck didn't succeed the first time, and didn't hear any sound inside, so he was even more worried and prepared to strike a second time. He had just gotten ready, and he had just exerted enough strength to turn his face sideways and bump into it, when the door opened.

Tang Jian was unprepared, Donald Duck was even harder than last time, and the father and son collided alive like this. After all, Tang Jian is older, how can he be worthy of Donald Duck's body in the prime of life, I saw that he didn't have any power to fight back, he sat down directly on the ground, and after a painful ** sound in his mouth, he scolded angrily, "You stinky boy, what do you want to do early in the morning? Do you want to kill Lao Tzu? You are a rebel, you can't count on you for anything at home, just do something to make Lao Tzu angry." I don't think I'll clean you up today, you're itchy, right?"

Donald Duck controlled his body and didn't fall, but he was stupid by this embarrassing scene, looking at Tang Jian, who was sitting on the ground and angry, he didn't think to help him up first, his whole face was red, and he couldn't speak, as if he had become a big stutter in an instant, "Dad, Dad, Dad, that, that, a, I, I, I'm not, I didn't mean to." I, I, Dan, was worried about you, so I thought, I wanted to slam the door open. I, I ......"

As soon as Tang Jian heard the unfavorable appearance of this son's words, he suddenly became even more angry, and said with a sad face, "What kind of evil did my Tang family create, how did I give birth to such an unfilial son, I didn't pay attention all day long, and I almost killed Lao Tzu today." ”

Donald Duck was so anxious that he didn't know what to do. Suddenly, I thought about my mother, and shouted loudly, "Mom, Mom, come here, Dad has fallen!"

At this time, Huang Xinyu had just gotten up, and she still had a black mask on her face, which was a compulsory course for her every morning. For the word maintenance, she is really persistent enough. She was going to put on the mask and then go to her regular breakfast - bird's nest porridge in a slow manner. Hearing her son's sudden scream, she was anxious, but she still took a deep breath and couldn't hold back without reacting too much, and hurried downstairs with small steps, in order to accidentally get wrinkles. In short, in addition to this big career in life, she can control herself to endure when the sky falls, and she can be regarded as the first strange person in the world.

In the rhythm of her journey, Donald Duck's voice has already alarmed an aunt who does housework in the family, as well as her sister who loves to sleep lazy. Sister Tang Zhiling rubbed her eyes sleepily, her hair was scattered, and she said very impatiently, "Brother, what are you doing this morning? I can't sleep when it's noisy, and I have to go to work when I'm waiting." ”

Tang Zhiling's bedroom is on the third floor, and there are two rooms separated from his bedroom. At this time, she was lying on the guardrail and complaining, not even opening her eyes to see what was happening. For all kinds of nonsense about this brother, she has been used to it since she was a child. In fact, in a way, she often thinks that her brother is like a younger brother, and that he is a child in mind despite his age. Many times, she secretly envied why other people's brothers were like her brothers, but her brothers were not.

In her heart, the only consolation was that this brother was often able to make her laugh until she couldn't straighten her waist, so that in her memory, joy and sorrow were half and half sorrow.

"Little, little Lingling, you, you come down, help, help, Dad, Dad fell. Donald Duck saw his sister as if he had met a savior, but the stuttering just now didn't seem to have been alleviated, and his uncontrolled tongue was like a knot, and the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't say it was smooth.

Now Tang Zhiling was happy, Donald Duck's mouth was like being smeared with oil every day, and his stammering at the moment was like the biggest joke in the world, so her sleepiness suddenly disappeared, and she couldn't help but point at him and laugh, "Hahaha, brother, what's wrong with you, did anyone tie your tongue to the rope? Why can't you even understand a word, it can be regarded as the first anecdote in our family." I must use my phone to record this rare moment, and I may not have the opportunity in the future. Let you think about the Fa every day to bully me, and now I can catch me ugly. ”

She turned around and ran back to the room, quickly took a mobile phone in her hand, and really turned on the camera, and clicked on the camera at Donald Duck. In order to shoot more clearly, she shouted, "Brother, go on, repeat what you just said." "Running downstairs. Just ran to the staircase from the second floor to the first floor, because the speed was too fast, I didn't pay attention to it for a while and almost hit Huang Xinyu. Both the mother and daughter were taken aback, and Huang Xinyu couldn't help but open her mouth wide for a while.

When she realized that it was her daughter, she pouted and stomped her feet and sighed, "Hey, my mask this morning was a waste, what's going on with you brothers and sisters, none of them is worry-free." ”

Tang Zhiling looked at the mother in front of him, he really lived like an old child, and thought: I'm not wrong to say that my brother is a genetic mother.

"Mom, you're already as beautiful as a fairy, so don't toss like this anymore. You're going to beat me down, and I don't want to go shopping with you anymore. ”

Huang Xinyu's reverse praise for her daughter was very useful, and her mood suddenly improved, and she took her daughter's hand and said, "Zhiling, look at the corners of Mom's eyes, this mouth just now is amazing." ”

"Don't worry, no. Let's go, let's take a look at my brother, he has a big surprise today, and we must not miss it. ”

However, as soon as the two of them walked to Donald Duck's side, they realized that something was serious when they saw Tang Jian on the ground with a dark and gloomy face.

Huang Xinyu couldn't care about her wrinkles anymore, so she hurriedly ran to Tang Jian's side, and shouted while helping Tang Jian up in a panic, "What's going on? How can you fall? Let me see where I fell?"

"You still know that it's rare to care about people, I thought that Lei couldn't stop your daily pursuit of beauty. Tang Jian couldn't help but be sarcastic. For Huang Xinyu, he has no way at all. Watching her upside down beauty every day, at first he thought it was normal for women to love beauty, but then she was almost addicted, which really made him extremely speechless. But Huang Xinyu looks very weak on the surface, but in fact he is also very willful, although he has some complaints, but he only complains in his heart, in order to be quiet.

"Husband, don't people love beauty to please you? Don't you know all this?" Huang Xinyu was sure to be full of reason.

"Forget it, I can't talk about you, and I don't want to pay attention to your business. However, you have to take care of this stinky boy for me today, it's too unreasonable!" Tang Jian shook his head helplessly and grinned. He barely stood up with Huang Xinyu's support, but he didn't dare to straighten his waist for a while.

"Son, what the hell is going on, how could your father fall to the ground properly?" Huang Xinyu looked at Tang Jian's face when he mentioned his son, and he had already guessed in his heart, this matter must have something to do with him.

"That's right, brother, did you cause our dad to wrestle. Tang Zhiling saw Tang Jian frowning in pain, thinking that his father had fallen not lightly, and couldn't help but ask worriedly.

"I, I just now, no, accidentally ......" Donald Duck still said no. He himself wondered what was going on this morning, he couldn't even say a word, and he really wanted to slap himself in the face.

"Alright, alright, don't talk about it. The more I look at you, the more angry I get, and you get out of the way for me, the farther away the better. Although Tang Jian's words were not loud and extremely serious, they were also heavy.

"Dad, you won't be knocked down by your brother, otherwise I guess you wouldn't be so angry. Tang Zhiling's head turned quickly.

"Yes, yes, yes, Ling'er, that's it. As soon as Donald Duck heard his sister get to the point, his words slipped smoothly all of a sudden, "Just now, I came down to call our dad for breakfast." I knocked on the door for a long time, but no one answered. But my aunt told me that she saw my dad walk into the room, so I knocked again, but no one answered. I thought to myself, nothing would happen, after all, our dad is a little old, so I thought of a trick......"

"Hit the door, right, and then the door didn't open and hit our dad. Tang Zhiling immediately answered when he heard it.

"Yes, yes, that's it. ”

"My God, brother, you're such a genius!"