"That's right, Brother Tian, you give me my daughter-in-law's mobile phone number, I'll save it, I turned my head and said to Qi Tian, took out a cigarette and smoked it myself, and threw it to Qi Tian, and the remaining half of the box of cigarettes was ruthlessly snatched away by Xiao Meng, and it was nothing to snatch it, but it was very disgusting and twisted my buttocks. ”

"Thank you, my little boss Zhang Feng. ”

", there are guys of the opposite sex and no humanity, and they came to pit me for smoking, and I came out of the barbecue restaurant just now, why don't you pit the waiter for two boxes of cigarettes. ”

Rub, I thought about it, I just came out of his house a few days ago, if this is a pit of other people's things, I still feel a little guilty, and I am relatively thin-skinned, Xiao Meng took out a cigarette and lit it in his mouth and said.

You can pull a few down, if someone else says such a thing, I can still accept it, when this comes out of your mouth, why can't I believe it, you are also the kind of person who has compassion, a thin skin? I pouted.

I'm a little unhappy with what you said, you're belittleing me nakedly, forget it, I won't fight with you, what kind of person I am, I still know very well, come, a few brothers smoke, you're welcome, Xiao Meng took the cigarette case in his hand and gave Lei Ye a few of them a few points, that expression is called a generous, as if the cigarette in his hand is his own.

"What's the matter, is this cigarette okay? Smoking hard?" Xiao Meng asked with a smile. ”

"Hmm... It's not bad, it's good, the entrance is soft, it's very soft, it's like a girl's skin, Lei Ye nodded, and said a serious nonsense. ”

"What about the two of you?" Xiao Meng asked Li Yuanhe again, and he was confused. ”

"Good pump.."

"Perfect..."

That's good, I'm still afraid that this cigarette is not easy to smoke, it seems that it's okay, tell me if you want to smoke in the future, and then I'll go to Zhang Feng to grab it, Xiao Meng said very shamelessly, and then sat on Li Yuan's lap, but I didn't expect Li Yuan to be even more disgusting and put his left hand on Xiao Meng's lower abdomen.

This scene makes me a little unacceptable, Li Yuan's majestic physique, Xiao Meng's weak body, I'm really afraid that something will happen to them, if the cold Li Yuan shines on Xiao Meng's crotch sleeve, it will be quite interesting, thinking about such a scene, I can't help but want to laugh.

"Brother Tian, can you still care about them, what kind of people are they, this cheek is really thick enough, I really want to take the big ice skate frozen outside to their butts, it's so annoying, I took a puff of cigarette and complained. ”

"Haha.. Zhang Feng, I have to talk about you, how long have you been in the organization, why don't you understand, don't you know who Xiao Meng is, that face has caught up with a thousand-layer of Dafa dough, and it won't bleed if you prick it with an awl, Qi Tian said with a smile. ”

"Hey, I'm also convinced, Brother Tian, read my daughter-in-law's mobile phone number to me, I'll save it... No, I'm going to make a call to my daughter-in-law, I pulled out my phone and said. ”

"What's the matter? Your daughter-in-law's mobile phone number, how do I know, I can't have your daughter-in-law's mobile phone number, isn't that a bad thing, Qi Tian asked a little blindly. ”

Oh, Brother Tian, what do you say you are pretending, how can you not have my daughter-in-law's mobile phone number, have you forgotten, my daughter-in-law called you a few days ago!!

"Call me? can't it, what kind of call did your daughter-in-law call me, we don't have anything to do, Zhang Feng, you can't frame me, I'm not the kind of person who seduces my brother and daughter-in-law, Qi Tian said very seriously. ”

Oh my God, Brother God, what do you think, who said you seduced my daughter-in-law, I see that you are a little too old, why is your memory not good, but my daughter-in-law called you a few days ago, and then told you to find me, did you forget?

"I grass... Yes, I want to think about it. ”

"Uh-huh... Think about it. ”

Qi Tian rubbed his head and thought for a minute, and then suddenly patted his head: It's really really, you did call me, I'll flip it through for you, it's been a few days, I'm afraid that the call record will let me delete it.

"Brother Tian, don't make trouble, if you delete it, how can I find it, you look carefully, it's really not good, let's move the company to check the phone records." ”

"Grass, you're so, and you went to the mobile company to check, you think the mobile company was opened by my family, Qi Tian gave me a white look: Hey... I really found it, it should be this, you remember it. ”

"Okay, you say..."

“1590453642”

"Okay, Brother Tian, save it" I saved my phone number in my phone, and then got up to go back to the house.

"Zhang Feng, you wait a while, Xiao Meng called me. ”

"What are you going to do? You have snatched my cigarettes, I don't have them, if you snatch them again, you can only snatch my pants, I have this little red pants all over my body, if you want you to take them, but this is not new, I have worn it several times, I pointed to the only piece of fabric on my body. ”

"Get out of here, who wants your torn pants, I think your pants are too small to fit mine, Xiao Meng pouted. ”

Pull the calf, I can't fit you, you don't know what weight I have, you're a little silkworm chrysalis, and you say you can't wear it yourself, I'm not blowing it with you, as long as you work hard, you can even insert the brain melon seeds into it, you know?

"Get out of the way, bragging, what is your new mobile phone?" Xiao Meng asked with a smile. ”

"yes, the new one, what's wrong?"

"Show it to me?" Xiao Meng said with a twinkle in his eyes. ”

"Oh . . . Well..."

I was just about to hand the phone to Xiao Meng, Li Yuan stood up suddenly, directly Xiao Meng a, and directly pulled my shoulders and pushed me into the house.

"What are you doing, Li Yuan?" I asked a little incomprehensibly. ”

Are you stupid, don't you know what's in your phone? You still dare to show Xiao Meng, if he sees it, don't you tell me about his big mouth, you can go back to the house and stay.

Hearing Li Yuan say this, I suddenly remembered, it turned out that he was talking about the recording in my mobile phone, he didn't even remember it, in fact, I didn't record at all, just scared Li Yuan.

"Well....well, fortunately you reacted quickly, otherwise it would be exposed, then I will go into the house first, I casually dealt with it and closed the door directly. ”

After closing the door, I heard Xiao Meng shouting outside: Li Yuan, you are sick, what are you doing all of a sudden, this guy threw me, and almost broke it for my second brother.

"Uh....It's okay, I'm the one who had a little cramp in my calf just now, I didn't control it all of a sudden, you are all light, it's nothing, this time it's when I get up, I can control it all at once, and push you away, otherwise, put it in the past, just my strength just now, and speed, it's easy to Zhang Feng outside, next time I'll pay attention, I'll pay attention." ”

"Damn, I have to thank you for saying that, did you push me away?"

"Not really."

“………..”

I lay on the bed and hesitated for a few minutes before I called, why should I hesitate for a few minutes, because I wanted to stop the language and surprise her, women, don't they all like romance.

The call was answered quickly.

"Hey, hello...."

"Daughter-in-law, who do you guess I am?"

"Who are you, if you are sick, who do you call your daughter-in-law?"

"Uh....it's me, daughter-in-law. ”

"Who are you?"

"I'm your husband, don't you remember?"

"I'm still your mother, don't you remember?"

"Daughter-in-law, if you talk like this, it's not interesting, what are you still my mother, I'm your husband, daughter-in-law, what are you doing?"

"No, are you sick, who do you call your daughter-in-law? You tell me who you are, do you see that I clean up your habits? ”

"Listening to this voice, it's really a little different, I asked tentatively: That ..... aren't you Duan Xinyao?"

"It's not... You are Duan Xinyao, the old lady's name is Qi Dan. ”

"What? It turned out to be Qi Dan, I quickly hung up the phone after listening to it, this is a little scary, why is this still Qi Dan, Brother Tian must have called me wrongly, and I don't know if she heard it was my voice, if I heard it, then I would be finished. ”

"Brother Tian... You didn't give my daughter-in-law's phone, it was your sister Qi Dan, I opened my mouth and called my daughter-in-law, I almost didn't scold me to death, I pushed the door and shouted. ”

My sister's mobile phone number, I glanced at it, Qi Tian took out his mobile phone, looked at it, raised his head, and said a few embarrassedly: It's really wrong, this is my sister's mobile phone number, I didn't save it, a little embarrassing.

Brother God, you're miserable for me, and I don't know if your sister heard it was my voice, if you did, you might have to explain it to me.

"Don't worry, it's okay, I'll help you, Qi Tian waved his hand indifferently, come, you put this number on it, it shouldn't be wrong this time." ”

"Okay, you can be on time. ”

“1564555XXXX”

I saved it again, and I didn't delete Qi Dan's mobile phone number, but I changed a note, I wrote down the phone number and dialed Duan Xinyao directly.

The first time it didn't get through, I hit it three or four times before I picked it up: Hey... Who?

Duan Xinyao's sweet voice came from the other end of the phone, this time I am sure, this must be my daughter-in-law's mobile phone number, but she is very noisy.

"Daughter-in-law, guess who my husband is?" I said shyly. ”

"Gross... It's really disgusting, and guess who her husband is....... Xiao Meng made a vomiting action. ”

"Xiao Meng, don't make trouble, people call your daughter-in-law, don't make trouble, Lei Ye kicked Xiao Meng said with a smile. ”

"Okay then, Xiao Meng muttered. ”