"Husband, what husband, who are you?"

"Of course it's your husband, are you Duan Xinyao?" I asked with some suspicion. ”

"yes... It's me. ”

"Daughter-in-law, I'm not happy if you talk like this, can't you even hear your husband's voice?"

"Husband, I don't have a husband, I'm in junior high school, I'm still single, okay, are you typing the wrong one?

"Daughter-in-law, I'm Zhang Feng, you're making me a little unhappy, why can't you even hear my voice, you even say that you are single, so what is the relationship between the two of us? I muttered a little unhappily. ”

There was a pause on the other side of the phone for about twenty seconds before Duan Xinyao's voice came: Oh, husband, I know it's you, I just made a little joke with you, did you say that you were nervous and scared?

"Well..... a little, daughter-in-law, why are you so noisy over there? What are you doing? Are you playing outside?"

No....I didn't do anything, I'm at home, watching a movie, I bought a new stereo, it's just louder, by the way, is this your mobile phone number?

"Hmm... It's mine. ”

"Oh . . . Then I'll save it, did you buy a mobile phone?"

"Yes, I bought it this week, that... You send me your QQ number with a message, and then I'll add you, let's chat online when the two of us are fine, do you think it's okay?"

"Okay ha... I'll send it to you in a moment. ”

As soon as Duan Xinyao finished speaking, I vaguely heard someone on the other side calling her again, as if asking her to drink, I muttered a little in my heart, is she really at home? It doesn't sound like it's on TV, it seems that there are quite a lot of people, it should be in KTV, and I also heard someone crying wolf.

"Husband.. I won't tell you yet, my family will call me again, I'll go over for a while, we'll talk later, Trojan ......."

Duan Xinyao hung up the phone directly after speaking, which caught me off guard, I still have a lot to say, why did I hang up suddenly, I was really a little embarrassed in my heart, I was like happily calling her, but I didn't expect to catch up with her and have something, it's really not as good as people!!

Distraught, I threw my phone on the bed, ready to run to the hygiene to wash my face, and then wash my 82-year-old Lafite-flavored feet.

"Yo, why did you come out so soon? I'm tired of being crooked with my daughter-in-law?" Xiao Meng asked while biting his fingers. ”

"It's over, she has something at home, and she doesn't have anything to say. ”

I see that your mood seems to be a little unbeautiful, come and smoke a cigarette, or yours Xiao Meng picked up the cigarette from the table and beckoned to me.

"How many cigarettes have you all smoked this night, you have all caught up with the chimney, the smoke is smoking, I am really convinced of you, how much second-hand smoke do I have to smoke here, I covered my nose in confusion and muttered. ”

"Roll the calf, it seems to be the same as the real thing, you don't smoke, forget when you smoked yourself, now you come to educate us, it's really used to you, be careful of my big mouth and smoke you to death, hurry back to the house and pout the pipe, look at your confused appearance all day, Xiao Meng then handed me a cigarette. ”

"Gotta... I flashed, you guys are pulling calves, Brother Tian, can you go back to sleep with me? ”

"Uh... I won't go, I don't like to sleep with the old men, I feel panicked, Qi Tian hurriedly shook his head. ”

"Oh . . . Well, I went back to sleep by myself, scratched my hair in a daze, and staggered back to my room. ”

Why do I say that I have to stagger, because the confusion may be sitting for a little too long, and the legs are a little numb, and this walk is holding the root of the thighs, and the toes are gently touching the ground, which is quite a pre-symptoms of hemiplegia.

"Zhang Feng, didn't you buy a mobile phone? Is there a blockbuster in it, put two of them, let's be happy together, we have almost seen the one in my mobile phone, and it can be regarded as a taste, Xiao Meng licked his lips obscenely and asked. ”

"No, I didn't download it, and I won't, when will we go to the Internet café together another day, can you give me some, what's up?"

"Zhong, no problem, in this regard, my brother can be said to be the originator, Xiao Meng rubbed his bruised eyes and said. ”

"I know, you don't need to say this, I know everything, our little Brother Meng's attainments in this area can be said to be very good, isn't it Brother Tian, Master Lei?"

"That's right. ”

I won't refute that. ”

“………….”

After smoking a cigarette, I felt like my lungs were going to explode, and I was very nauseous, there was a feeling that I was smoking when I gasped, it was very uncomfortable, I felt like there was a layer of fog in front of my eyes when I looked at everything, I quickly got up and washed my face, which felt a lot better, not so uncomfortable, but still a little disgusting.

Lying in bed, I was too lazy to play with my mobile phone, thinking about it and going to bed quickly, it was already quite late, suddenly I remembered a thing, I still know a little about Duan Xinyao's family situation, her family should not buy stereos to watch TV, strictly speaking, her family's economic situation is not as good as my family, and I obviously heard a lot of boys and girls talking on the phone, could it be that Duan Xinyao is lying to me?

When she hung up the phone, she said that she would give me a message back, and sent me the QQ number, I can't sleep now, I have to wait for a while, I took out my mobile phone and bored the Internet and found a little yellow book to read, it was very uncomfortable, this look is not uncomfortable immediately, and I feel hot all over, these two novels are particularly popular in the past few years, and they are very popular among young people, as for what the name is, I won't say it, let's experience it myself.

I waited until almost twelve o'clock, and still didn't send me a message, I was very angry in my heart, angry that she didn't send me a message, but when she called, she said that she didn't have a husband, she was single, who can accept this, you obviously have a partner.

And I can't even hear my voice, I asked several times and didn't hear it, and finally I said my name, not that I'm stingy, if one day your object receives a call from you, she can't hear your voice, and says that she doesn't have a husband, what kind of idea is that, anyway, my face was very red at the time, and there was a feeling of being green.

Thinking about it, I don't know when I fell asleep, in the dream I dreamed of Duan Xinyao and Yang Tianshu, they gave me a pedicure and stepped on my back in the dream, and finally the three of us also had a passionate scene, that feeling really choked me beautifully, there was a feeling of ascending to heaven!!

When I got up early the next morning, I felt that my pants were slimy, and they were sticky to the roots of my thighs, so I got up and washed my face and hair, changed my clothes, and ran to school hastily.

"Are you and Zhu Chen still fixed?"

"Fight, how can I not fight, at this time I have to clean up his meal, otherwise I won't have a long memory, Zhang Qi stood on the urinal and peed and replied. ”

I'm saying ah, can't you hit this fixed point?

"What's the matter, are you afraid? If you're afraid, don't go, I'll do it myself,Zhang Qi shook his crotch. ”

", who is afraid, who is afraid of who is the grandson, you are very stupid, now we are not suitable for the target, there are definitely not as many people as Zhu Chen in the first year of the first year, besides, this matter is still caused by me, so let's also play some burying." ”

Zhang Qi asked with his pants raised. ”

"When the second class ends today, it is the time of recess exercises, you lead people to my class, clean up Zhu Chen to death, basically no teacher will come over at this time, directly give Zhu Chen a dry down, let him have a longer memory, if he is not convinced, then continue to do him, don't fix those fixed-point things, it's not interesting, you basically can't do fixed-point work. ”

Whether it is in school or in society, as long as there is a fight between two parties, and the number of people is particularly large, then eighty out of eight will not be able to fight, because there are more people, many of them know each other, and at this time there will always be someone who comes forward to adjust, it is better not to find anyone, and I will do you with a stick, so it is more angry.

"Is this good? Doesn't it seem like we're too basket?" Zhang Qi asked with some hesitation. ”

What's not good, there's nothing to basket, Zhu Chen has less to do baskets, do we need to play a gentleman's trick with him, we have to do the basket thing, you don't know what Zhu Chen was like yesterday, and that time downstairs, they cleaned up after me, if Zhu Xiaoying hadn't come down in time to find you, then I wouldn't have to kill me.

Oh my grass, I remembered something again, there is also that Zhou Ke in the fifth class, I have to clean him up, I almost forgot about him, Zhu Chen went directly to the fifth class after finishing today, and he took pictures of them in the class, and the two of them were cleaned up, and then the two boys were next.

"I'm grass, you're really far away, okay, then I'll listen to you, I'll go directly after class, that, I'll go back to sleep first, I'm so sleepy, I slept a little late last night, Zhang Qi yawned, and tears flowed from his eyes. ”

My good man, did you go to prostitution last night, or did you go crazy masturbating in the middle of the night, why is this like this, I think you are very interesting, there is a state of ancient opium smoking?

", why don't you masturbate like crazy, Zhang Qi scolded with a smile. ”

After separating from Zhang Qi, I went straight back to the class, and as soon as I entered the class, I saw Zhu Chen and the group of people in Malaysia looking at me angrily, looking like they were going to eat me, as if I had thrown a condom on his ancestral grave.