Chapter 2 Vibration Patterns

In the end, after the shaking ended, Ma Tianyao was still resurrected with full blood, but she completely ignored the system in her head, feeling that she had hallucinated after holding her breath for too long, but now she came back to her senses, showed a miserable smile, wiped the water droplets on her face, and only felt that her whole body hurt everywhere.

When I took out the mirror from my pocket and looked at it, it exploded immediately.

"My mouth ......"

It turned out that her sister pinched her too much, and directly pinched the top of her mouth purple.

"Who did that? I just heard that any of you are going to give me a bubble in the face?"

Shi Xiaoxiao and Ma Tianrou glanced at each other, the two breathed a long sigh of relief, and Ma Tianrou asked with concern.

"Sister, are you okay?"

Ma Tianyao propped herself up and waved her hand.

"What can your sister do? By the way, I just bet I won, right?"

"Won, you really said that you want to suffocate yourself to death, I have convinced you, this meal is not unjust. ”

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go, eat a big meal, the stone explodes, today I want to eat until you explode on the spot!"

With a snort, Ma Tianyao got up and patted the dust on his buttocks, and swaggered away, leaving the two people on the shore to be confused about the fruit on the tree, and you and me under the tree......

Today, August 9th, every order, the meadow town market is not open, plus the hot weather, there are not many people on the street, and when they get to the street, the sky is getting late, and the vendors who set up sporadic stalls have retreated early, leaving only some shops along the street are still open.

The so-called luxury private room booked by Shi Xiaoxiao is actually just a private room in the town called Kuroko Stir-fry Restaurant.

In this kind of town, if you can spend money to eat in this kind of restaurant, you can either burn it with a lot of money, or if your family has a happy event, it is better to set up a stall on the street to sell porridge and steamed buns.

Not for anything else, just because the porridge buns are cheap.

The three of them entered the hotel, not surprisingly, there was no one in the hotel, the boss and chef saw the three of them come in, but he knew Shi Xiaoxiao, smiled and said hello, and went to the back kitchen to be busy.

It didn't take much effort, three dishes and one soup were served, Ma Tianyao picked up the chopsticks and was about to eat the hungry tiger, when there was a sudden dinging sound in his head.

【Dish Appraisal ......】

[Identification results: This kind of food is only suitable for feeding pigs, and it is simply an insult to the system to eat it!]

"Feed the pigs?"

Ma Tianyao thought that she was hallucinating, muttered to herself, took a chopstick dish and stuffed it into her mouth to eat, just chewed it twice, and then heard another prompt from the system.

[The host does not listen to the advice, and the electroshock therapy package goes through a set]

Whoa!

"Ahh......h

Ma Tianyao sat on the bench with chopsticks and immediately screamed and trembled......

"Sister, are you urinating urgently?"

Ma Tianrou asked weakly, Shi Xiaoxiao next to him stuffed a chopstick dish into his mouth, looked at Ma Tianyao in confusion, and then whispered to Ma Tianrou.

"Tianrou, your sister may have set the fart to vibration mode, and it should be fine after the shock, don't worry. ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Ma Tianyao stopped shaking, and Shi Xiaoxiao smiled and spread her hands.

"Hehe, you see, I said it. ”

Ma Tianyao's heart was broken at the moment, and he didn't believe in evil and put another chopstick dish to his mouth, and sure enough, the system sent a prompt again.

[The host does not listen to the advice, and the electroshock therapy package goes through a set]

"Ahh......h Your second uncle, I haven't eaten yet!"

This time he shook even harder, and all the dishes he was caught shook off, Shi Xiaoxiao and Ma Tianrou looked at each other, confused again.

As a result, Ma Tianyao was electrocuted N times during a meal, and Shi Xiaoxiao and the others were a little worried about her at first, but then they completely treated her as a self-entertaining sway, swaying and swaying......

Ma Tianyao just ate a spoonful of electricity, and when it was over, her sister took her arm and prepared to go home with a full burp, sniffed it and whispered.

"Sister, you're confused...... It's all smoking...... Our teacher said that you can't hold back your fart, and you're shaking it......

"Fart, are you my own sister??"

Ma Tianyao was speechless at the moment, and tears were in her face......

When the two got home, her sister Ma Tianrou went back to the room to sleep, Ma Tianyao was not full at all, she came to the kitchen to get something to eat, and just picked up the steamed buns, and the system clanged again.

[System identification: The production method of this steamed bread is wrong, the fermentation time is too long, resulting in a sour taste, and the pot time is too early, resulting in the steamed bread not being completely fermented and expanded, and the storage time is more than three days, and the hardness is more than medium. As the successor of the god of cooking, you should firmly raise your right hand and shake your arm at an angle of forty-five degrees......]

"Raise your right hand...... Forty-five degrees...... Swing your arm...... I'm Cao, my steamed buns!"

Ma Tianyao followed the method said by the system, and the steamed bun in his hand drew a parabola and was thrown out of the wall......

"Served, served...... What the hell are you? Can you stop messing around...... I'm miserable enough, can you spare me......"

[As the successor of the kitchen god selected by the system, it must not be said that it is miserable, let alone admitted, the first warning, the second electric shock treatment]

"Can you talk to me? What the hell are you?"

[I'm not a thing, I'm a super chef system researched by Professor Happy Duo from Planet 2B, with super artificial intelligence, of course I can communicate with you]

Hearing this, Ma Tianyao sneered, and said in her heart that this super artificial IQ is like this, but she secretly admires the breadth and profundity of the Chinese language.

At the same time, I remembered a few news I had seen recently, saying that someone saw someone with a burning palm on the street, and someone saw someone lifting a car with one hand, but most of these news were short-lived, and the comments were all "PS", "synthetic", "magical", "movie-making", etc.

Of course, there are also people who firmly believe that there are indeed people with special functions in this world, or people who practice magic and immortal arts, Ma Tianyao is one of them, she has been brainwashed by martial arts movies since she was a child, and always dreams that one day she can fall off the cliff, fall into a cave, and then find a peerless miracle.

She even found a cliff and threw a watermelon down, but the watermelon naturally fell and even the birds ate it were gone, which ended her dream of middle two martial arts.

Now that she suddenly has this thing in her head, she has classified this thing as a special function, and she said that she has taken a shit luck and has a special ability?......

"For Mao, everyone else is practicing spells and learning mysterious martial arts, but I want to be electrified?2B system, I don't eat it, okay?"

[I don't call it 2B system, my name is ......]

"I know, you're from the 2B planet Happy Professor produced the kitchen god system, but the abbreviation is the 2B system, that's not the point, you answer me quickly, I won't eat tonight, okay?"

[The system absolutely respects the personal wishes of the host]

"Okay, I'm hungry!!"

Ma Tianyao snorted and went straight back to the room to sleep, but just lay down......

Whoa!

"Ahh......h System, uncle, didn't you say that you would respect my personal wishes?"

[The system detects that the host's hunger is too low, prevents the host from starving and fainting, and automatically turns on the shock therapy system......]

Ma Tianyao was lying on the bed, shaken up and down by the electricity, and the dazed sister who was sleeping next to her squinted her eyes and rolled over and muttered quietly.

"Sister, are you holding your farts into vibration mode again? This is not good for your health......