Chapter 1 Artificial respiration
Although it is called a town, it is actually a larger village, and the market in the town is only two streets, one horizontal and one vertical.
Every time the town is opened, the villagers from the four miles and eight towns come around the mountain road, which can barely make this place a little more lively.
Immediately behind the town is a small stream, which, like the town, is also called a stream, but at its shallowest point is only at the foot of the mountain.
At this time, it was the height of summer, the sun was poisoning, and by the stream, two seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls with an eleven or twelve-year-old girl were squatting and playing by the stream......
"Shi Xiaoxiao, I think there's something wrong with the name your mother gave you......"
"What's the problem?"
"Look at you, we are all nine years of compulsory education, how can you develop so well? I seriously doubt that your waist is bent by them......"
The person who spoke was called Ma Tianyao, with slightly dark skin, which is the characteristic of a girl in the mountains, but her best friend Shi Xiaoxiao was completely the opposite, not only with fair and elastic skin, but also completely overdeveloped, with a chest larger than her head.
Looking at Shi Xiaoxiao, and then at herself, Ma Tianyao pouted and continued to tease.
"I think you should call Shi Dada, or Shi Juju!"
Ma Tianyao's sister Ma Tianrou on the far right is about eleven or twelve years old, just graduated from elementary school, naughty and cute, she also looked at herself at the moment, and nodded solemnly with her sister with her little tiger teeth.
"Sister, you're so right, but I think she should be called Shi Bang......"
Shi Xiaoxiao was not angry at all, but straightened his chest proudly, looked around, snorted, and then walked down the stream.
Ma Tianyao pursed her lips and smiled, looking at her sister.
"Tianrou, let's go, let's bully her!. ”
Before her sister Ma Tianrou could speak, Shi Xiaoxiao in the water picked up the water and poured it on the two sisters first, and laughed and teased.
"Ma Tianyao, you scumbag, hurry down!"
"Cut, you don't seem to be a scumbag, dare to splash me with water, I see you're itchy!
"Haha......"
Ma Tianyao jumped down, and her sister followed with a smile, and then the three of them played barefoot in the water.
"Hey, hey, how about we hold our breath in the game? Whoever loses will have lunch?"
"Okay, who is afraid of whom, can I suffocate myself for lunch, do you believe it or not?"
Shi Xiaoxiao proposed, Ma Tianyao seconded, and Ma Tianrou raised her hand with a smile.
"Then I'll be the referee!
Ma Tianrou smiled and shouted to start, and the two girls immediately pinched their noses and began to hold their breath in the water!
The most basic skill of children in the mountains is swimming, and breath-holding is only pediatric, but people have limits, so after Ma Tianrou counted to 45 seconds, Shi Xiaoxiao first gasped out of the water.
"Whew...... Call...... Oops, suffocate me, okay, okay, I admit defeat...... Who made me have a big chest and buoyancy...... I'll go up and make a call to book a luxurious private room for us, and have a good rub tonight!"
Shi Xiaoxiao wiped the water droplets on his face and straightened his chest again, smiled proudly, and walked to the shore barefoot to make a phone call.
Ma Tianrou smiled sweetly, she knew that Shi Xiaoxiao was also a child who grew up by the river, and there was no problem at all if she held it for another 10 seconds, admitting defeat in advance, and she was just deliberately making an excuse to invite her two sisters to dinner.
After all, she and her sister have had no parents since they were children, and their family life is more bitter than Coptis chinensis, and the sisters have been a little older in recent years.
So she thanked Shi Xiaoxiao in her heart, she had long regarded her as her second sister, but she was even more grateful to her own sister, although her sister was only three or four years older than herself, she was exceptionally strong since she was a child.
It's not that I'm hungry, I can't help it, my sister will never accept anyone's relief, three acres of land at home, she has seen her sister harvest corn in the pouring rain, harvest wheat at a high temperature of 40 degrees, in order to sell the vegetables in the field at a good price, my sister will often carry dozens of pounds of vegetable baskets on her back and walk dozens of miles of mountain roads......
She knows that her sister deliberately did not get admitted to college, because she couldn't afford to be admitted to the exam, and the family's money was dug out of the soil.
"Tianrou, how many have you counted?"
"Huh?"
Shi Xiaoxiao finished the phone call, walked over and asked, Ma Tianrou was awakened and hurriedly counted.
“664、665、666…… 666?10 minutes?"
Ma Tianrou felt that something was wrong, and looked at her sister who was still holding her breath in the water, she wondered if she had counted mistaken or if it had really passed ten minutes, and tentatively tugged, but she saw her sister's miserable face.
"Sister!!
"Tianyao !!"
This time, the two girls were in a hurry, and hurriedly dragged Ma Tianyao to the bank of the stream, touched their noses, and Shi Xiaoxiao patted her little heart in fear.
"Whew, it's okay, it's okay, there's still breathing, I think I can still rescue and rescue, it should just faint, I said why didn't you look at your sister just now? It's really crazy, isn't it just a meal, you really want to suffocate yourself to death......"
"I ......"
Ma Tianrou was about to cry, Shi Xiaoxiao waved his hand, pinched his chin and looked at Ma Tianyao on the ground to think, and then opened his mouth to command.
"Steady, we can win! But ...... Like this I think...... I have to wash your sister first, then change into clean clothes, and then carry her to my house, turn on the air conditioner, and cover the quilt......"
"Huh?
"This way she can be cooler and slower......"
"Huh, why are you like this, my sister is like this, and you're still kidding...... Woowoo woo ......"
As soon as Ma Tianrou cried, Shi Xiaoxiao immediately became serious, laughing and rubbing his hands.
"Don't cry, don't cry, I just scared her, now it seems that your sister is really not pretending this time, I think it is necessary to magnify the move......"
"What ultimate?"
"Artificial respiration! It's mouth-to-mouth blowing for your sister! Don't look at me, I'm a yellow flower girl, I can't give your sister the first kiss! You have to come to this matter!"
"Little Miss, I'm also the first kiss......"
"You little kid knows what you can't kiss. ”
The two of them were talking in their mouths, but their hands were not idle, Shi Xiaoxiao was pressing Ma Tianyao's chest, Ma Tianrou was pinching people, and as she was talking, Ma Tianyao on the ground spit out a mouthful of water, opened her eyes in a daze, and smiled miserably and opened her mouth vaguely.
"Actually...... I was also the first kiss......"
After saying that, he rolled his eyes and fainted again......
In her head, a crisp voice suddenly sounded.
Bite!
[The kitchen god system from 2B Planet Happy has found a suitable host, and the system is binding!]
Bite!
【Binding Successful!】
[World Environment Query: The revival of the aura in this world begins, which is conducive to food production!]
[Host: Ma Tianyao]
【Cooking: Level 1】
[Strength: Level 1]
[Stamina: Level 1]
[Agility: Level 1]
[Deposit: 587 yuan and 5 cents]
[Open the Binding Gift Pack: The host gains the ability to identify all ingredients in this world!!]
[Open the task system: Please make a high-quality white porridge within a week!The task is successful, the next dish is unlocked, the task fails, and the electric shock treatment package goes through a set!]
[Systematic Shock Therapy Test, Start Now]
Now......
"Ahh......h
Ma Tianyao, who was unconscious, suddenly screamed rhythmically, her body shook at the same frequency, her eyes rolled white, this situation was the same as a fish struggling ashore, and the two women who were rock-paper-scissors deciding who would do artificial respiration next to her were startled.
"Tianrou, what's wrong with your sister, I haven't heard of her being crazy......
"Look like this...... She...... She...... Looks like you're in a hurry?"
"It doesn't look like it, why do I feel a little like a ghost......"
"Ahh
"It is said on TV that the urine of a boy can drive away evil spirits, you are a virgin, you should be able to make do, come, aim at your sister's face and give her a soak!"
"I don't dare! Come on, you're a virgin too!"
"Forget it, old rules, rock-paper-scissors......"
"Okay, whoever loses pee......"
"Hey, your sister seems to be glaring at us, look, she raised her right hand, this is ......"
In the surprise of the two, Ma Tianyao, who was still screaming from the electric shock, raised his right hand tremblingly, and then gave the two of them a middle finger!